#do u even fucking hear urselves.. YOURE the ones saying he cant be anything other than aroace.. so YOURE the one doing the forcing..

[oceanwithouthermoon]

https://x.com/d3kutism/status/1741579841764475157?s=46

it should be illegal to be this fucking stupid so loudly and confidently omg..

mfs on the internet preach about "media literacy" yet they completely gloss over the fact that the only damn things that kusuo "canonically" is are a tsundere, an unreliable narrator, and a fucking liar LMFAOOO.. babe thats like basic reading comprehension, im sorry..

EDIT: it should go without saying not to send a person hate just because of a silly post like this one(+i dont have any reach anyway so im sure it wouldnt happen, but i wanna say this nonetheless lol) but i would just like to say that i just checked and realized that this person is 15 years old, so like... yeah, too young to be arguing with grown people on the internet. dont take this too serious or send this person hate pls lol..

#nobody who isnt aroace is allowed to tell ME what character has to be aroace #yall forget that we aroaces (+ESPECIALLY autistic aroaces) dont want or need your ugly white knight savior bs #'oh but im aroace n i also think hes aroace🤓' ok?? should i care about your hcs? #have your projection hcs or your regular random hcs- i literalky DONT care #but it becomes an issue when u try so desperately to defend it like this #like babe u sound so dumb☠️ #its so confusing to me how u chronically online weirdos insist on making ur hcs canon #i promise u guys ur hcs dont have to be canon for u to enjoy them #its a VERY popular hc too like tf more do u want #im autistic and aroace and i say kusuo is demi and autistic #i am him and he is me so i know factually/j #so still on the aroace spectrum but either way i dont force my hcs on other people like u selfish weirdos do LOL #also this person and the replies being like 'just cuz not all autistic ppl r aroace doesnt mean none can be' YEA OBVIOUSLY? #UR ARGUING WITH THE WALL AND ITS CRAZY CUZ NOBODY EVER SAID THAT #literally not one fucking person said he cant be aroace- just that it isnt canon #do u even fucking hear urselves.. YOURE the ones saying he cant be anything other than aroace.. so YOURE the one doing the forcing.. #u guys love pushing ur stereotypes on others and then defending it to high fucking hell #anyway sorry i dont have a public twitter so im saying my piece here #the link looks suspicious as hell twitter pwease give me a better link #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki kusuo #meows post

[sugarpun-fairy]

BEING A FAN AND DATING JOEL PIMENTEL - HEADCANNON

A/n: i was just fooling around w my mate @brattybombshell when this came up LAST MONTH I’M LATE FOR EVERYTHING SO PLS FORGIVE ME

also this is huge so yeah, enjoy urselves 

-x-

He meets you on the meet&greet  

You're all shy and nervous and almost pass out too like the girl from that vid and he's enchanted

P.S. it's your first show ever

And you bring everyone a letter with a small gift in it

The boys joke with you the entire time, trying to make you loosen up a little

You notice some of Joel's looks at you but you're like  

Nah, fam, me? Nop.

But the thing is that YES, FAM, YOU!

He's curious about you, your laugh and puns (that are just worse than Erick's)

He looks like a KID trying to find you when he's on stage  

But he can't

You were too far for him to see you and oh if he could bring you closer (like to his side) HE WOULD

After the show he's asking the whole staff to find you  

They can't

So he nicknames you Cinderella

You stole his heart and left without letting any traces

But he remembers your letter

He search for it like a dog searching a bone it dug on the backyard

He wants anything he can find about you, he NEEDS

A name, an address, an user

Homeboy is SO relieved when he finds your letter  

When he reads it and see your number there? He's on the clouds

He could swear he wouldnt complain about ANYTHING ever AGAIN  

Well, if you answered to a number from another country at least

He calls you  

He text you  

And you're like WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING MATE

That's when you pick up and he's like "hey it's me Joel"

You almost faint right there

Let's say that the show was on a Saturday and he's calling you at like

3 AM

And he's like PLEASE COME MEET ME I NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT YOU and you're like FUCK

Your flight is booked to the afternoon

You dont have this much time

The two of you don't even sleep

He sends a car to pick you up and you're a bit scared but SO excited (bc let's be honest the world is rlly dangerous for girls/women)

You didnt had time to put on makeup, just a quick shower so when you meet him you're all "oh boy I should have dressed up better why didnt I listened to my mom" AND HE LOOKS AT YOU AND HIS EYES FUCKING SHINE

That's when you stop, freeze and thinks  

"Fuck  

He's too much sand for my paper truck"

Then you see he's wearing the choker you gave him

And you melt

He's like "do you know a place we can go?" And you're like "I DONT LIVE HERE FUCK HE MUST THINK IM PATHETIC AND MUST BE REGRETTING CALLING ME HERE”

He finds it adorable how your body language shows your nervousness  

You can't keep eye contact  

But then you do

And then he's like "fuck" and you're like "fuck"  

And he's like "if you dont feel uncomfortable we could just get some snacks and stay at my room and talk about life" and you're so nervous you just shake your head

You see the amount of letters and gifts in his bed and you're like  

"IM REALLY HERE HOLY FUCK"

He doesnt make any move if he feels you're too uncomfortable  

So by the sunrise you're both sitting beside the other eating something from room service and he's listening to you rambling about your life

(He finds it adorable how distracted you get when you're talk and how sometimes you mix languages)

Then you stop talking and just sits back  

He's like omfgwhatdidido

And you're like imtalkingtoomuchheprollythinksimboring

You two stand there in silence and you look at the window

Sun is rising

His window is pointed straight at its direction

Mate

You love that boy  

But theres nothing more magical than the sun rising so you just go

And he goes after you

Mate it's beautiful

The sun, all the colors

But hes not looking at it

Hes looking at how even more beautiful your smile gets when the sun hits your face

"I'm sorry can I kiss you?" He snaps  

You're pretty sure you heard it wrong  

"What? Wait really? Yes please!"  

He nods and laugh  

You're smaller so he's leaning down and suddenly you're so nervous YOU BURST OUT LAUGHING

Your next thought is "I fucked up" so yeah you cry a bit  

You can't lie and say you hadn't cried already because the whole thing was SO UNREAL

The show  

The meet  

Being there with him

When he tries again it works

His hands are around your face then on your nape  

You dare to put your on his shoulder and his hair

His hair is SOFT

You guys keep touch

Using instagram since you doesnt have iOS (you tell him you hate it and won't ever trade your lil samsung, he gives you one anyway just bc he can)

You're not sure how to feel about it

First you're on the show  

Second you're kissing him at sunrise on his hotel room  

Third he's sending you gifts just so you can talk more?????????

Anxiety kicks in OF COURSE it's way too much

He stops telling he's single on interviews  

The boys tease him about it all the time

Talking about his Cinderella

There's a whole move on Twitter to find out who she is

You know who she is

Sometimes you're insecure  

About his career  

About you two  

About the fandom  

About EVERYTHING

He's always reassuring you about how he feels and doesnt care about anything else

(Your answer is always the same: anything else but music)

You're scared you'll start annoying him w your insecurities

So you start talking to the other boys too about it

Guess who slips that Joel wants to take you to tour with them when you can?

its hard to convince your parents, your vacation from work and college are not at the same time and you're like FUCK

the tour ends and you cant go and you're feeling so down

until he texts you saying he'll go to your country to see you

WE GOT POSTS EVERYWHERE "Is he going to see his so called Cinderella? So that means they met during the tour? Make your bets everyone"

it's crazy

you spend the first nights with him at the hotel before going to your house

the feeling of him being too much for you hits you everyday

gets worse when he goes to meet your family and youre like oh boy

you're so nervous you almost throw up

and everyone be like IM SORRY WAHT and you be like WE NEVER DID ANYTHING STOP RIGHT THERE

he spends that night at your house

its you, him, and your pet

and when you wake up you starts crying because you still can't believe

he also loves to hear you sing, even tho HE'S the singer there

its just a thing he likes, how you try your best even if you hate your own voice

a couple days before he goes back home he's like "get your passport i want you to go with me" and youre like "SO IF I TELL YOU ITS NOT THAT FAST WHAT WILL U DO"

and he just goes "JUST GET UR PASSPORT I HAVE A COUPLE MONTHS OFF AND I WANT YOU TO MEET MY FAMILY TOO"

At moment you're thinking if you could just leave everything behind and go live w him

part of you wants to

part of you is like "WHAT IF HE GETS TIRED OF YOU AND LEAVE YOU AND YOULL BE ALONE IN ANOTHER COUNTRY WHAT WILL YOU DO"

U insecure again

he talks to your parents, assure them you'll be fine

so you go

at first is just a short time

no one will die because of a little vacation right?

WRONG you're both destroyed when you have to go home

what do to? what to do?

stay? go? (SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO TANANANANA sorry)

you know he wants to ask you to stay, he knows he cant ask you that

you turn to him and be like "if i find a job here and have the proper documents ill stay" bc you dont wanna be a burden and want to have your own independence too

also california  im not sure if he does live in california but for fictional purposes the answer is yes

one of your dreams

so you stay

he finds a small ap for you to share and his mom helps you find a nice job

when you're all set he turns to you and be like "i want to make us public" and you kinda just freezes right there

you've been together for almost a year now so why not? you end up going for it

-x-

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[hxh-or-die]

ok so if for some reason some of yall havent seen it yet, a bitch got called out, like it was pages long, and while a lot of it was super exaggerated, sometimes even downright incorrect, i can admit when i’ve slipped up so imma make 1 post and 1 post only about this situation because lets face it i was practically asking for a callout post even if i didnt think i was

(sorry if this sounds salty but i’ve had it up to here with these people and their bullshit)

im sorry for calling the admin aphobic when they are in fact, ace. in the past i’ve seen “no ace discourse” on blogs used as another way of saying “i think ace people are fake but i dont want hate” but i see now (and can fully understand) why it would also mean “im fucking sick and tired of hearing about this so dont ask me about it”. were other ppl in the server saying some shit that was pretty aphobic? yeah. but calling the admin aphobic was a misunderstanding on my part that i blew way out of proportion and im sorry for it.

i literally say in this blog’s about that i never once took a screenshot of yall’s venting or selfies, or art, or anything that either had to do with personal info or yall having a good time. i personally didnt think yall saying u used to not be antis constituded as venting and if it does im sorry, but know that im not here to make fun of ur traumas. i’ve been through some rlly tough shit that i prefer not to talk about like, ever, and i know how hard it is to go through on a daily basis.

im sorry for mistaking your reporting people for whitewashing characters for complaints about aged up killugon. yall were talking about these things one on top of the other and i misread the chat. whitewashing is a serious issue and im not about that shit.

for people who claim im taking things out of context yall sure seem to do that urselves, claiming that i think ppl who make money off of child porn arent pedophiles when we both know very well that was about haikyuu artists who draw nsfw. please dont put words in my mouth

im sorry that my not yelling at ppl for calling themselves “enby” is considered a cis person talking about subjects she doesnt know about but i’d rather not put my foot in my mouth and tell nonbinary ppl that they cant use certain terminology for themselves

killua having implied romantic feelings does not automatically mean he’s gay coded. first of all, that shit is meta, nothing more, nothing less, and him arguing with 2 of the 5 recurring female characters doesnt make him automatically gay. its totally cool to headcanon killua as gay, i do myself, but calling him bi aint homophobic when its not even canon.

listen, admittedly i havent read autumn’s au, my adhd allows me to sit down and read a fic maybe once in a blue moon and only if im really pumped for the fic in question. should i do more research on shit and listen more to trans folk and people of color? yes, absolutely. and im sorry my opinions of yall clouded basic things like that. im not entirely informed but i do know for a fact that autumn’s fiance is non binary and she has been asking for their input, i cant say much more than that for obvious reasons but i think its important to know.

for the last time me liking a character or liking their appearance doesnt mean i condone their behavior its not that hard to understand. these are fictional characters harming no real people. illumi is an absolute piece of shit and an awful awful human being and i can’t wait to see him perish, and me liking his design doesnt suddenly make me okay with any of the shit he’s done or think its okay to do irl.

you wanna know why i liked that post of yours so recently? because i was checking my blog for messages bcos yannow, sometimes ppl dm this blog and that gifset of rowlet showed up as a recommended post and since all of yall change ur blog themes and urls every other week u can understand why i didnt automatically realize it was one of yall. u can bet i’ll never make that mistake tho bcos wow you ur almost as bad as i am about jumping to conclusions. like theres a reason i didnt follow yall unless u followed me first and its not because i secretly loved ur blogs or smthn

im never touching this blog again. im putting this all behind me and im never touching fandom discourse again. if u need me ill be scrolling through my dashboard of things i enjoy seeing and editing hunter x hunter away from yall with my multifandom friends who dont even know what a fucking killugon is thank you and goodbye.

#not 2 be an emo again but #thanks for the memories even tho they werent so great

[huangfilms]

Barista!Donghyuck

summary: i don’t usually go to this cafe but i’m glad i did cause you’re pretty cute and i guess i said a pick up line and now we’re just going back and forth with pick up lines i think i like you??

requested by: a lovely anon❤️ thank you!

(A/N) WOOP HERE WE GO !! THANKS FOR WAITING SO PATIENTLY !! AND THANKS FOR REQUESTING!! i hope this is what u envisioned anon i luv u !!! please leave me some feedback and i just wanted to say: thank you all for supporting my work even tho most of it is Trash i love u all with all of my heart!! thanks for existing and following my trash blog too!!!! please excuse my poor skills at making a decent summary!! i hope u enjoy <3

here we go ladies!!! i love barista AUs

would he b a baristo???

uhhh Fuck whatever

anyway!! so donghyuck got this job cause he wanted money

honest to god he hates the smell of coffee but ca$h is ca$h

so he took the job the closest to where he lives

anyway hes had this job for like what??

3 months now??? sure we’ll say that

and so he knows a lot of the regulars

he Loves To Joke Around with them

especially this customer mark

but anywho

so he just KNOWS everyone who comes in and out of this place

he knows their names and what they order

even tho he only started three months ago he Pays Attention

but then he sees u

and he just kNOWS that u arent a regular there cause HELLO !!

hes never seen u before

never seen u during his shift anyway

okay well so hes never seen u before,, but he just Looks At You because youre so,,, gorgeous???

what even??? he really is questioning if youre real or just his imagination

when you walk up to the counter though, he cant even talk,,, like hes frozen

and then when youre trying to get his attention you just wave your hand in his face and snap ur fingers

that doesnt really work out so u just look at his name tag and say his name a few times

‘donghyuck!’

and then he just about melts but then he Snaps out of it because he isnt getting paid to stare at customers

so u order whatever u get at a coffee shop,, thats up 2 u

then he asks for ur name, u give him one,, and then he becomes Confident

‘do i know you from somewhere??’

‘oh i,, i dont think so?? why?’ and ur just confused cause uve never seen him b4 why is he saying that LMAO

‘its just that u look A LOT like my next boyfriend/girlfriend’

AND U BOTH VISIBLY REDDEN LIKE ITS ADORABLE

AND HYUCK IS JUST STUTTERING CAUSE WOW HE JUST S AID THAT CJDJ

BUT THEN U JUST SMILE

and then u walk over to sit somewhere and u just!! hcjsjd

u think about it and ur all like ,,, hmmmmmmmm

hmMmmMmmMmmMMM

your name gets called for your drink by hyuck and u Take Your Chance

‘apart from being cute, what do u do for a living?’

REDNESS PT 2

AND THEN U RUSH OUT BEFORE HE CAN SAY ANYTHING CJDJ

and hyuck just Thinks about it All The Time

cause u dont come back for a week

but when u do come back

hes Red In The Face

all of his coworkers (read chenle and jisung) start to make fun of him

this time tho he takes ur oder right quicc

but he doesnt say anyhing 😪

ur a lil disappointed but i m e a n

its whatever😔😔

anyway!! so u get called for ur drink and then u just hang out in a booth

just sippin ur drink

and then u turn ur cup

then u see it

‘hi. im a theif. i have come to steal your heart : )’

AND U CHOke

but then u start to quietly laugh cause chsjjdjs HE JUSTXHS

and hyuck sees the whole thing

‘donghyuck ur not being paid to just stand around u MORON’ -jisung

and he blushes Again !!! wow !!!

hyuck then sees u walk up to the counter

and then u say ‘do u have an extra heart? mine was just stolen ;)’ AND U WINK

both of u: Shook

u cannot believe u just—

yall really b doing this to urselves😪

anywho

and then u Ru n again

flight or fight?? just flight. thats it.

but the next day u come in again

and honestly hyuck was up all night writing down pick up lines cause that seems to be what u two r doing now

OKAY well anyway !!

he sees u right away cause u stand out from the crowd 😪😪

and hes mentally picking a pick up line to use this time

nd so u order or whatever and he makes the drink

and when he calls u over he says ‘careful,, the drink is hot. but not as hot as u ; )’

AND UR JUST RED CJJSJD

and HES RED

and chenle and jisung are making fun of him again

AND SO U SMILE AND U SIT DOWN

but right after u sit down u deadass get back up and go to him JUST to say

‘excuse me, i got the worst tongue burn. i think i need mouth-to-mouth’

and its dead silent from where chenle and jisung r standing cause they just hear EVERYTHING

but everything is still going on around u its just silent BEHINd the counter

honestly ur ego is too high for this one cause hyuck! is! speechless! so u couldnt care less about the stares

and donghyuck just blushes DARK RED

he doesn’t say anything but just Stare In Shock and so you just give him a cute grin, take ur drink and g o

AND HYUCK IS STILL THInKING ABOUT THAT LMAODFSDKJFH

so anyway time skip like 2 months

in those two months u guys get to know each other as well,,, but 

EVERYONE knows that u guys just say pick up lines to each other when u come in

like,,, sometimes theres no actual conversation,,, it headass goes like this: u come in, either u or him say a pick up line, then u guys get Flustered, then  the one who didnt Attac first waits a few minutes before shooting Their Shot

and then thats it.

thats the interaction

and honestly everyone knows that you guys have heart eyes for each other

like????

get ur SHIT together u guys smhhhhsdkjfhksd

and honestly hyuck: thinks Its Time

he’s getting his shit together,,,, what about you?????

when you go to the cafe again

you don’t say anything to hyuck,,,, he doesn’t say anything 2 you

everyone is confused LMAOOO

but he just gives you a big Smile and then you wait patiently for ur order

when u receive ur order u go and hang out a bit before you leave

and you look at your cup

‘will u be the coffee to my creamer?’

and you’re just,,,, smiling so hard,,,,,,, wtfdhkajsdlah

ad everyone is just ??? they really b looking like a maniac why are they smiling like that to themselves???

when you walk up to the counter you go nd ask him ‘is black coffee bitter?’ 

and hes confused but he says yes cause,,, black coffee,,,,,, yikes

BUT ANYWHO when he says yes you pull him by the collar and Kiss Him

AND EVERYONE: SHOOK

CHENLE AND JISUNG: GAGGING

literally everyone is cheering because ur Stupid Pining is Over

and then u pull away because wow u done did that in Public

but then u write ur number on a napkin and ur all like,,, text me!! : )

and u grin

ur both grinning

its cute

and then u leave and hyuck texts u about plans because,,, u guys didnt hang out,,, ever,,, u only saw him when he worked LMAO

anyway!! when u guys do finally hang out,, you guys are like,,, super cheesy with each other 

but hyuck is a Sarcastic Asshole so there’s some of that throughout the date

but honestly you guys have such a good time

time skip like a few months!!

anyway!! u guys are dating !! wow cute much cute very cute

when you visit him at work you guys Still Say pick up lines to each other

chenle and jisung regret taking this job because this is the sappiest they’ve seen hyuck

hey ca$h is ca$h LMAO

but when you guys would hang out, outside of his job, he would be all lovely but Still a Sarcastic Asshole

you would sometimes wait for his shift to be over and go with him to his house just to hang out

like you guys would change into something comfy (u have ur own drawer!! but its useless cause u steal his clothes)

and then u guys would cuddle up in his bed and just Talk for a while

and then one of you would fall asleep

honestly this is hitting me right in my uwus i--

and the other would Be So Soft shdskjfh that they would lowkey squeal and then would hold the other closer and just Sleep

anyw ho

donghyuck :( is :( so :( cute :(

he :( deserves :( the :( whole :( world :(

so !! ending notes: barista!donghyuck is a trope that I Love

honestly he could b any kind of barista i just chose him to be a flustered, and flirty one slkdfj

AND THEN HIM AS UR BF??? SASSY AND SWEET !! WHAT A COMBO!!!

and thats a wrap!! end!!

Masterlist

#lee donghyuck scenarios #unlisted