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#dream smp incorrect quotes
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philza: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
tommy: Several traffic violations.
techno: Three counts of resisting arrest.
wilbur: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
y/n: Also, that’s not our car.
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Technoblade: Do you wanna know how I really hurt my wrist?
Tommy: Yes
Technoblade: I was hoola hooping. Philza, Y/n and I attended a class for fitness and fun.
Tommy: Oh my god
Technoblade: I’ve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.
Tommy: Why are you telling me this?
Technoblade: Because no one will ever believe you
Tommy: You sick son of a bitch
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dsmp-incorrect-quotes · 5 months
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cc!Techno: You're trying to use my ego against me?
cc!Tommy: I thought it'd work.
cc!Techno: No it worked. I'll do it.
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tmmyhug · 1 year
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dream smp as miiverse screenshots (with help from @voidandradiance)
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khyrrn-v2 · 9 months
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Ranboo: did neither of you think this was a bad idea?!!?
Tubbo: oh, no, we did
Tommy: we just decided to do it anyways
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tang0w0tek · 2 years
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Ranboo: I don't think we can manipulate, mansplain, malewife out of this one guys
Techno, holding up his sword: manslaughter it is then
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the-final-sif · 1 year
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c!Tommy in limbo or smthing post-smp: wait so why'd you have that giant prison constructed anyways?
c!Dream: if I'm being honest it's because punz was busy that day and he's 85% of my impulse control.
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dreamsmpstuffs · 8 months
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so i found an incorrect quote generator and i made a bunch of incorrect quotes featuring the (no longer minors) of the smp
(and if you check my account youll see like 3 more of these i just didnt feel like tagging all of them)
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Wilbur: This date is boring!
Quackity: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.
Wilbur: Then why did you invite me?
Quackity: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Big Q I'll do whatever I want!
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Tommy, to the Squad: I’d die for you. Techno: Then perish. Wilbur: You will. Ranboo: Please don’t. Philza: Cool. Tubbo: I’d die for you first.
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bat-stuff · 2 years
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Tommy: He is to steal the woman of my dreams!
Y/N: You say every woman is the woman of your dreams.
Tommy: I have a lot of dreams! And most of them are about women!
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Wilbur: *making a speech*
Y/n: *stubs their toe* fuck fuck fuckity fuck
Wilbur: a very eloquent addition, y/n, thank you
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Dream: Sapnap, you'll be working with Karl and Y/n.
Sapnap: Alright! My fantasy threesome!
Everyone else: *blank stares*
Sapnap: ...Of people on a team.
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dsmp-incorrect-quotes · 5 months
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c!Tommy: c!Wilbur and c!Phil would be ashamed of me if I was a murderer. c!Techno, on the other hand… he’d buy me ice cream
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Y/n: Wait you like me for my personality?
Dream: I was surprised too
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khyrrn-v2 · 10 months
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Dream: You cannot kill me in a way that matters
Tommy: You wanna fuckin bet?
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