#e talks

[batteryneutral]

Hey sorry your boyfriend's been defenestrated :(. Yeah, he started to develop a conscience so we had to do something :/ sorry

#mentopolis spoilers #who am i kidding this man is not a boyfriend to anyone #mentopolis #dimension 20 #whoops got the formating wrong #e talks

[hbojoel]

you come back from work and richie is behind the counter, shirtless and you can’t hold back and start kissing his neck from behind so slowly that he could see stars, he smells so good with this cologne that he insist of wearing everyday and you juste want to make ur bigboi feel good and stressed relieved

🫠🫠🫠 i want to be his little stress reliever so bad u don't understand.

him in his track pants, hung low on his hips, and you've missed him so much after being away from him all day at work. he hears your key turn in the lock and looks up, calling a "hey, sweetheart" over his shoulder. there's no answer from you, kicking your shoes off at the door and dropping your bag on the floor. you linger in the doorway, leaning on the frame, trailing your eyes up and down his body. he can feel your eyes on him, turning his head towards you and smirking.

"how was work?"

you walk over to him, dragging your feet, slinking your arms around his waist, digging your nose into his shoulder blade. you groan noncommittally.

"s'that so?"

no verbal response but he feels you nodding against his back, standing up on your tip toes so you can press your nose to his neck to get a big whiff of his scent. "how's yours?" you mutter open-mouthed, lips ghosting over his skin.

"oh my god," he starts, taking a big breath before he starts. "this fuckin' idiot came in, didn't tip well..."

you hum along to his rantings, trailing a path of slow, gentle, sucking kisses from his neck to his shoulder, his naked back, until you're down on your knees on the kitchen floor, nudging your head into his thigh.

you hadn't noticed he'd stopped talking, too distracted with the smell of his cologne filling your senses, making you feel hazy.

"baby," he starts, his teeth clenched. "what're you doin' down there, hm?" he turns his body so he's facing you.

you dig your nose into the seam of his pants, right by his already hardening cock, and sniff around it like an animal.

"lemme help you, sir." you say, words muffled into the fabric. "please."

"fuck," he moans under his breath, throwing his head back with his eyes closed, and he looks so big and tall from where you're sitting, you rub your face against his cock. "go ahead, pretty girl. make me cum."

#aaghjghhk #i want him in my throat rn #e talks #answered #richie jerimovich x reader #richie jerimovich x you #the bear #the bear fx #richie jerimovich smut

[catboygretzky]

"my favourite author started writing hockey rpf and now i can't read their stuff anymore 😢 "

Ok but have u considered reading hockey rpf??????? Bc in my experience it has the best fic even if you DON'T watch hockey

#hockey #e talks

[marshmallows2345]

i would like to give logan sargeant the biggest hug and tell him that we are all proud of him i think he needs it

#formula 1 #e talks #logan sargeant

[emsgoodthinkin]

‼️‼️‼️I’m going to make this PERFECTLY FUCKING CLEAR.

I do not condone to minor shit.

I MADE THE MISTAKE of OVERLOOKING shit I SHOULD have paid attention to. I OWN UP to that mistake on my behalf.

Y’all never skim over shit?? IT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE. If I didn’t give a fuck why would keep having panic attacks over this shit. I CLEARLY DO CARE BC ITS NOT TRUE.

CLEARLY if I was INTO IT, wouldn’t ya think it’d be all over MY PAGE? Wouldn’t you think I would WRITE ABOUT THIS SAME THING? EXACTLY I HAVE NEVER. THIS WAS A MISTAKE THAT WAS MADE. IF I WANTED MINORS AROUND THEN WHY WOULD I PUT ON BOTH OF MY BLOGS “minors do not interact” ???!!!

INSTEAD OF BLOCKING ME, did it ever occur to you that, Maybe I should message this person because maybe they weren’t aware or wasn’t paying attention ?? ITS FUCKED UP. I WASNT PAYING ATTENTION and that’s on me. But I don’t fw that shit and ANYONE WHO TRULY KNOWS ME KNOW I DONT. 

YES I REBLOGGED AND COMMENTED ON A POST with Eddie munson and a MINOR. The tags showed interest listing “dark!eddie munson” AND THAT WAS THE ONLY THING that sparked my attention. I WAS NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO MADE THIS SAME MISTAKE, regardless if they liked it to read later or just liked it and scrolled.

I MADE THIS MISTAKE BUT I DO NOT INTERACT WITH SHIT LIKE THIS.

THERE WAS NO PEDO WARNINGS I DIDNT SEE SHIT AND ALOT OF PEOPLE DIDNT EITHER! IM SORRY

#e talks

[babybluelukes]

was recently informed that the don’t stop girl said she didn’t have a phone because she was avoiding giving them her number and wasn’t actually a ladybird-esque phoneless manic pixie dreamgirl

#it’s been almost 10 years and now I feel like my whole worldview has shifted #5sos #5 seconds of summer #don’t stop #e talks

[deathby-vines]

2024 RESOLUTIONS

PUT YOUR HANDS TO THE EARTH

LET THE ANIMAL OF YOUR BODY FEEL IT'S OWN BLOOD IN THE DIRT

DESTROY THE FALSE WALL BETWEEN THE FLESH AND THE WILD

HAVE GAY SEX

#witchy #e talks #paganblr

[pawgleprosy]

tumblr ads are like high art to me

#tumblr ads #e talks #the previous ad i scrolled past was for a weird xtian cult(?) so its just been all bangers so far

[justanillvampire]

I love how they had to add the depressed and socially isolating part 😹

✨

Not even why I came in and honestly I think that’s the only reason I got the referral now that I think about it.

Now that the hyper vigilance has kind of left, I can properly think about the sitch as a whole and it actually was a good thing I went. This referral could potentially work out some things that need working out. (Don’t fucking get me started on this dr telling me I need to exercise. We aren’t going to go there.) Though I still think that this whole thing was a horrible experience but like it went way better then ANY of last 6 urgent care visits prior. (Horrible as in just for me. The staff were actually well trained, nice, not rude. Thank the goddess that no other patients where even there. Like legit 1 person after I came in. The paperwork was bs; besides the point.) It’s just how I felt being there, was horrible. And again thank the goddess and gods that no one made how I felt any worst.

That’s all for now.

#don’t get mad I use this as a medical journal for myself #e talks #chronically ill #life update #I needed to jot this down #irl sick #urgent #thank gods it’s over

[staryeclipse]

Hospital

#e talks #etalks

[tulpa-escarg00n]

i can be whatever i want, which really sucks for you guys because im going to set you on fire with my mind

#e talks #evil evil evil evil!!!!

[hbojoel]

richie richie richie richie richie richie richie

#PHEWWWWW😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 #richie jerimovich x reader #e talks #richie jerimovich smut

[catboygretzky]

for how much i hate hockey i sure do damn miss it

#e talks

[marshmallows2345]

please yap with me about formula 1. i'm literally in love with logan sergeant and max verstappen. i beg. please yap. i want to hear everything.

#e talks #formula 1 #logan sargeant #max verstappen

[morwensteelsheen]

I finished a draft! time to post it immediately! vs please fucking relax and proofread it first before hurling it into the universe, have a little dignity

#e talks

[babybluelukes]

my biggest flex is that I was there for the myt live album show and the royal albert hall live album show

#love listening to them and saying that’s my everytime the crowd makes any noise #*me #5sos #e talks