#eat some grapes.

[twilightarcade]

I loooove when people respond to you being mad by being mean to you. Like yeah thanks that's really improving my mood

#wordstag #IM NOT EVEN DOING SHIT TO THEM I AM DOING THE BARE MINIMUM TO MAKE THIS A FUNCTIONAL INTERACTION #I am not yelling at you. I'm not saying anything mean to you. Why do you keep bothering me about being mad #THEN THEY KEEP GETTING ALL OFFENDED !!!!! LIKE YOURE GOING TO POINT OUT HOW I SEEM TO WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE #THEN MAKE IT ABOUT YOU. OUHHH WHY DONT I WANT TO BE WITH YOU? WHY AM I GIVING YOU THE COLD SHOULDER ? ☹️ #like. Cod. Maybe stop being mean to me and I'll want to be with you again. But it's literally not ABOUT you #but for real I announced my intention on making a cake because like. I do that for fun. It brings me joy. Gives me stuff to do #and they would NOT stop bullying me over it yesterdat for some reason ????????? #because I was supposed to make it yesterday. Then didn't. And it turned into a game of #'Ohhhhh I wonder when Neptune's gonna make the cake ☹️☹️☹️ when are you gonna make the cake neptune? ☹️☹️ #you know I would have cake right now if neptune had made the cake but she didn't isn't she so terrible and lazy ☹️☹️☹️☹️' #like bro. You're lucky I like baking and cant eat a whole cake myself or I would personally ensure that you never saw a cake again. #vent #I guess. Hate to put a personal post in a commonly used tag but don't have a vent tag over here because I DONT !!!! #like cod whatever. I think we just need to sit in the dark for an hour or whatever. #eat some grapes.

[limboraptor]

I’ve seen so many swap AUs with Caviar and BP and they’re fantastic and all

But you wanna know what I wanna see? A swap au with Caviar and Oyster

LIKE I’d love to see an AU where House Caviar specializes in Maritime Trade and is flourishing and fancy! I wonder if Caviar’s attire would be much more Roman-styled, like maybe he’d wear long robes or something

It’d be interesting to conceptualize: Caviar’s personality would possibly have to change as well

It’d also fit given Caviar is considered a delicacy for rich people (no seriously that shit is mad expensive)

#just some stuff to think about #I love to visualize caviar in so many aus #imagining him on a sofa eating some grapes all relaxed #squees rambles #captain caviar cookie #oyster cookie

[mumpsetc]

If you draw suitcase with spotify shuffle I will bite and tear and rummage around like a rabjd aniaml pretty pretty llease carrie? 🥺

(Comment but in ask form so you don't forget)

'Round here, I think the water's poisoned To test it out, I drank a lot As a kid, I lived through Project Monarch This butterfly tattoo sure means a lot

California Wine By Girls Rituals

#Inanimate Insanity #Suitcase Inanimate Insanity #Balloon Inanimate Insanity #Nickel Inanimate Insanity #ii suitcase #ii Nickel #ii Balloon #Inanimate Insanity 2 #ii2 #I Was Playing With the Idea Here of 'Sour Grapes' #Yknow the Aesop Right? Where the Fox Jumps and Jumps and Exhausts Itself Trying to Eat Some Grapes on a High Branch #Only to Grow Frustrated and Say They Must Be Sour Anyways? #Well Im Sort of Running With That Idea #Yknow That Suitcase is Desperately Trying to Get Genuine Friendship Only for Those Grapes to Be Sour #Poison Even #And Yknow Even If You Know That That Doesnt Make You Less Hungry #This is Because the Song is About Wine and Has Grapes On the Album Cover Btw 100% #You Can Tag It As Nickloon Idc Its Not Meant to Be Frankly I Hope They Both Die #Dreamy Art #I WILL BE GOIN OUT OF TOWN SOON SO ART WILL STOP... Ill Try n Crank Out the Remaining Requests But Heads Up

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

#I love charcuterie so much #eating cheese/cold cut meats/pretzels and mustard #cherry tomatoes #and olives #pickles #maybe some artisanal bread with honey #sliced apples and grapes

[chimpukampu]

Had to rush Peanut to an emergency vet hospital coz he "accidentally" ate some grapes.

"Accidentally" coz that's what my Grandma told me.

Me after seeing the bills

#PSA pls don't feed your dogs some grapes #or your dog will end up raking vet fees #even if he's healthy and active #Peanut had to be confined for 3 days #for just eating 2pcs of grapes - according to Grandma #ramblings #personal

[cakemoney]

when my depression gets bad my life somehow manages to generate comedy on its own. for example, i accidentally ordered twice as many grapes as i intended when i got groceries delivered this week, so i've been plagued by grapes for days, constantly eating them to try to get through them before they get mushy. it is simply so many grapes. i am eating from a huge bowl of grapes right now. and at the same time, i watch the party in fantasy high: sophomore year spend their day in kei lumennara,

#laughs awkwardly #dimension 20 #i was gonna be like 'maybe i don't like grapes that much. maybe i'll just throw them out when they go bad' #but now i have to commit to the bit. i have to eat grapes for breakfast lunch and dinner #in my defense some of the grapes were already not very fresh when they were delivered. that's the urgency

[mysticcomfort]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE MOST WONDERFUL PERSON IN THE WORLD AND EVERYONES FAVORITE PRED

@theprotectivepred

#If i had to name this it would probably be ‘the calm and the storm’ #the calm being because they bring so much comfort and safety to others #The storm because if you mess with the people they care about… #well the protective part of their name isn’t for show hehe #YOURE SO AMAZING GRIFF AND WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH #safe vore #soft vore #safe v/ore #soft v/ore #vore art #extreme cuddling #sfw vore #implied vore #nonsexual vore #They’re such a silly thembo hehe #Have some grape juice and eat a friend nerd

[triplecreature]

it's crazy how sometimes you can fast all day and feel like a beautiful enlightened free spirit prancing unburdened through the air and other times you don't eat for just a few hours and start quivering and trembling and hallucinating your friends as delicious giant hot dogs

#my posts #“im not that hungry and i just ate earlier so i dont need to eat again before bed” #*starts shaking and suddenly madly craving the previously undesirable overripe grapes in my home that I've been neglecting to eat* #ok maybe i should make some food before bed

[ultlien]

See.... He COULD comment about food. But he won't.

#ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʟᴇᴛ ɪᴛ ɢᴏ ɪᴛ ɪꜱɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟ. [ ɪᴄ ] #dash comm tba. #most people don't know that the BA CAN eat things besides #other species #it just doesn't give them a lot of power #eclipse loves grapes #but he wont say anything because even though he knows things have changed for the MOST part #he knows some peeps will squint at him. the Black Arms #talking about food

[toesuckler]

having a hungry hungry catterpillar ass meal rn.

#bowl of grapes. apples w caramel. cauliflower #cellery and some pickles 😋😋😋😋😋😋😋 #having mysef a yum yum time #i dont eat propper meals btw my tummy is small so i cant hit thats much foo #so i nibble as i grow hungry

[grapecaseschoices]

UP TOP: Is the Tadpole Consumers! Sometimes being 'Power Hungry' means eating an actual worm.

Kendis Wolfcrossing (left): Bearbarian (Druid and Barbarian), She/They (nb). Romance Rolan [Maybe Minthara. Maybe Halsin. I'm just fucking around in the PT]

Kaeliana (right): aka The Dark Urge, Soradin of Kelemvor (Sorcerer and Paladin), She/her (trans). Romance Wyll.

BOTTOM DOWN: The Parental Trauma Cleric Sibs (and potentially both technically undead).

Amryl Shadowhoard (left): Ranger/War Cleric of Bahamut, They/It/She (in order; nb). Romance Wyll/Lae'zel/REDACTED [yeah that's the polyam!]. Is, technically, Isyl's younger sibling.

Isyl Shadowhoard (right): aka The Dark Urge. Cleric of Light [hhaha] of Lathander, ???? (trans and nb). Potential Romance Barcus. Is, definitely, Amryl's older sibling. Isyl remembers that fact and Isyl remembers Lathander. Everything else is secondary. Right?

#meet my tavs #grapes chars #bg3: kendis wolfcrossing #oc: kaeliana #oc: amryl shadowhoard #oc: isyl shadowhoard #bg3 tav #bg3 durge #grapecase posts #meet my ocs #the thing im most excited for isyl is tthe sibling stuff and the struggle between past and 'nature' and ofc exploring duergar shit but i #hope isyl can be a particular shit to wulbern #im more excited about the barcus 'romance' than i expected? #i need to learnmroe about him #kendis is supposed to have a scar over their black/white eye. idk if its hard to see bc of teh tadpole eating or if a mod took it off #i'll check later #this is my current [mostly] active PTs. #but i have like six others in the shadows? lol and one nebulous plan. bc i dont have a geriatric. i wanted to make an old man githyanki but #then the enbies ate my brain #also tho some people put nb as under the trans umbrella i know some people see it as a separate umbrella. #i feel isyl sees themselves as both. they transitioned but they also see themselves as nonbinary. kendis sees being nonbinary as both in #a weird way like its own seperate thing but also under the umbrella? idk a venn diagram? i just vibe for kendis #kae proudly has a girldick. and proudly is a woman. i have mixed ideaas on when she transitioned. im sure it would have been a mess. but it #HERS. #[on the one hand i dont think bhaal cares. but on the other hand idky i feel bhaalists would get very evangelical about it. like THIS IS TH #BODY BHAAL MADE. A RE YOU SAYING BHAAL ERRED???] #amryl is they/it nonbinary. trans. wte. but they're also i think one of those nonbinary unless it's 'god forbid women are allowed to do ANY #HING' #lmao #okay okay im going back to my burrow

[starbuck]

guess who fought god and won againnnnnnnnn…..?

#somehow my truly unhinged plan of finishing a lab and two essays after work three days in a row fucking worked????? #so tomorrow i get to go birding and just enjoy it???????? #WILD. #i MAY have to make some revisions on my chemistry essay but that will be a MINOR event #the bulk of everything is done #and tbh my professor has been ignoring my pleas for help all week - so most likely i’ll just end up turning it in as is #(and taking her ass to Dispute Court if she tries to give me a low score after not helping when i asked for it) #but i’m just glad it’s all DONE #i even worked ahead a little for next week which i have not had time to do in a WHILE #and now i’m just lying in bed :)) eating grapes :)) #had a successful program today… STILL might be getting promoted… it’s an entire HOUR before midnight #life is GOOD man… #i mean. there are still Issues to be sure #but i’m pushing through it - i’m making it work #i’m eagerly awaiting the time where things Stop Happening for a bit #but for now - i can take it #i can take it all

[dormiloncito]

happy new years for real you guys ☺️☺️

i am happy you are all my buddies from my phone, and i wish you all a year full of great things 😇😇 i wish you all the most boring year you've had to date because jesus christ i know we all need one of those

#pretend you're cheering with me. eating some grapes or olives or whatever it is you eat for good luck

[c4tto626]

i simply cannot comprehend people who don't like fruit

#obviously allergies aside before anyone gets stupid lol #but who wouldn't want food that is both healthy #AND delicious?? #eating tasty sweet fruit is like candy! #but without the downsides lol #i have to eat some fruit every day or i die tbh #i love some good grapes or apricots or bananas #melons in the summer #tangerines in the winter #strawberries in summer too! i love those #or a nice crisp apple! juicy pears! #oh lychees i love those too #oops this turned into a list of fruits like lmao

[rosesloveletters]

I’ve got to stop having days where I feel physically sick all day but there’s nothing actually wrong with me i.e. I’m not actually sick but it feels like I am. It’s annoying.

#the only thing I’ve eaten today is six grapes and it’s 2pm #gonna go try to eat some pancakes #monologue :: 💭

[ohnostalgia]

the best thing in the whole wide world is when in comic book the whole team just sits and eats breakfast together

#theres that time from new avengers. and i just found an old screenshot of some joe mad uncanny issue idk which one it is but they are #eating breakfast together and its so important to me #looking at this i just realized that betsy's breakfast is a banana and some grapes. girl eat some real food