#ethan rants 🐍

[pagodazz]

no one gets Vinnie and habits relationship like I do and everyday I log onto this app and see proof of this HEELPPP y'all really think Vinnie is that scared of habit don't you 😞😞 Vinnie could insult habit all he wants and say he's not scared of him and he can easily knock habit down and all you people do is BABY HIM HELPPPPP. oh my god he's a grown man capable of making his own decisions. please I'm sick of this. Vinnie only acts like he doesn't know shit for the viewers sake.

people when a grown man is put into a situation he got himself in: NOOOOO MY PRECIOUS UWU SOFT BOY BABY!!!! 😭😭😭😢😢😢 HE DID NO WRONG!!!

Vinnie, who has killed people before and continues to help habit kill people, he's deranged and also way smarter than ppl give him credit for:

I'm just so sick of seeing people act like grown men can't make decisions for themselves I'm SO sick of it. just leave me alone

#everymanhybrid #slenderverse #emh #vinnie everyman #vinny everyman #habit emh #🐍 ⦻ #Ethan rants 🐍

[pagodazz]

thinking about the way Vinnie is continuously targeted by habit throughout the whole series

like twenty -four months, we SEE Habit point Vinnie out:

Habit has this fascination with Vinnie, (most likely caused by the fact Vinnie is SO liked by the collective, because he's quite literally, the perfect part of the machine)

and so many people don't see just how IMPORTANT vinnie was to habits plan, I mean habit CONTINUOUSLY says it.

it's like a game of cat and mouse to habit.

Examples of it being a cat and mouse game to habit:

Habit is HUNTING HIM FOR SPORT!!!!

And Vinnie is all for it to be honest, it means he's the center of attention. which is really one of the only things he wants.

#Ethan rants 🐍 #vinnie is like “ooo you wanna hunt me for sport so bad it makes you look stupid” #and habit is fucking drooling over him #everymanhybrid #emh #vinny everyman #vinnie everyman #vinnie emh #habit #habit emh #slenderverse

[pagodazz]

thinking about the way Evan was a Martial art's teacher and Vinnie was a substitute teacher. EVERYONE TALKS ABOUT JEFF BEING A NURSE BUT GUYS.

THESE TWO WERE TEACHERS 😭😭

Bro. the aus ppl could be making .... (the aus I already made in my head)

THEY'RE LITERALLY SO AUYGHHHSHSH. LIKE. IT JUST MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

#i wish. people talked about these things #everymanhybrid #emh #slenderverse #Ethan rants 🐍 #🐍 ⦻ #vinny everyman #vinnie everyman #evan myers

[pagodazz]

his puppy dog eyes make me sick to my fucking stomach. he's so pretty. And to think of all the horrors he's yet to experience... AUGHSHHDHD..he's still has hope for good.

Evan is so pretty here too I love them SO BADDD

I need to EAT THEM

this is literally them btw

#everymanhybrid #slenderverse #emh #vinnie everyman #vinny everyman #evan myers #vinvan #🐍 ⦻ #ethan rants 🐍

[pagodazz]

Evan really heard Vinnie say "Evan if there was a girl version of you I would date you" and he went "not if I date the girl version of you first"

I LOVE THEM

#🐍 ⦻ #theyre LITERALLY TWINS TO ME #i love them and their relationship #theyre so silly together #they are evans everything #they both love to tease him in the same exact way 😭😭😭 #Steph ur perfect #STEPH AND VINNIE BEST EMH CHARACTERS #everymanhybrid #slenderverse #emh #vinnie everyman #vinny everyman #evan myers #Steph emh #damsel emh #ethan rants 🐍 #vinvan

[pagodazz]

boys when. when they . uh boys when they parallel each other. UH

boys when they're literally to ends of the same coin

boys when they're yin and yang.

PLEASE I THINK ABOUT THEIR PARALLELS SO MUCHHHH

#OUHGGEHH #them when they DO DIFFERENT YET. SIMILAR THINGS #horrendous for my mental health #everymanhybrid #emh #slenderverse #vinny everyman #vinnie everyman #evan myers #vinvan #🐍 ⦻ #ethan rants 🐍

[pagodazz]

I'm forever thinking of this scene

bc there Vinnie is, pouring his pain and suffering out, and then

THERE HE FUCKING IS. JUST. FUCKING. WATCHING. bro couldn't even turn around or ANYTHING. HE ACTED LIKE HE WAS LEAVING BUT HE LITERALLY JUST. WALKED OUT VIEW.

I know it's gotta be because he doesn't want Vinnie to get taken from him, and he's keeping a close eye on him, it's the reason he NEVER lets Vinnie outside to begin with.

BUT MAN. IT WAS ONLY FOR A FEW SECONDS RELAX. (he can't and won't)

#everymanhybrid #emh #slenderverse #vinny everyman #vinnie everyman #habit #habit emh #🐍 ⦻ #ethan rants 🐍

[pagodazz]

"Vinnie everyman isn't goth" how about you KILL yourself. he's goth to me..look at him. he wants to be goth so bad

if you . don't see the vision. I'm sorry you're literally blind (and probably didn't listen to the Princeton tapes)

#everymanhybrid #emh #slenderverse #vinny everyman #vinnie everyman #i need to stop telling ppl to kill themselves #also literally no one said hes not goth #im fighting demons #🐍 ⦻ #Ethan rants 🐍

[pagodazz]

BALD VINNIE HATERS I HATE YOU HE LITERALLY LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOD

Oiyhhhhshhh heart beats out of chest and eyes pop out of head

Wdym he looks bad. he looks GOOD. HE LOOKS PERFECTLY FINE, I LOVE. LOVVVEEEE THIISSSSS LOOKKKKKNNNBHHHJNN

he doesn't fucking look like Mr clean. I'm tired of that comparison it's not even funny it's such elementary school humor.

Notice how the fandoms only jokes for Vinnie are about his looks ??? like him looking bad when he loses his beard, or him looking bad when he shaves his head.

Or your only compliments are "he looks like he gives great hugs."

he LOOKS like he's about to fucking send you to your death for being a stupid fucking bitch.

#twirls my hair #heyyy mr everyman #everymanhybrid #emh #slenderverse #vinny everyman #vinnie everyman #ethan rants 🐍 #🐍 ⦻

[pagodazz]

do you guys even still like these

#Ethan rants 🐍 #these are lame. #AND IM PRETTY SURE YOU'RE ALL SICK OF ME . #but.. #i offer this. #everymanhybrid #emh #vinny everyman #vinnie everyman #marble hornets #slenderverse #habit #habit emh #alex kralie #jaylex #jay merrick #tim wright #jam mh #michael andersen #mla0 #mlandersen0

[pagodazz]

thinking about how people just. don't ever talk about how Vinnie literally shot himself. Like did you guys??? genuinely forget about that.??

We talk about Evan and Jeff's attempt but ?#?$? we never talk about the fact Vinnie SHOT HIMSELF. AND WE SAW IT ON VIDEO.

like EVAN AND JEFF ARE NOT THE ONLY ONES WHO ATTEMPTED.

I just AIYHHSGSHHH I know they're everyone's favorites but sometimes it seems like no one actually ever acknowledges Vinnie and the stuff that he went through too.

and I mean that is genuinely the point of his character,

"THE VOYEUR SHALL REMAIN IDLE TO ALL WHO SEE, HOWEVER BUSY HE MAY BE BENEATH"

and so many people just really did assume that he was perfectly fine and that he didn't have it as bad as the others.

WHEN IT COMES TO HABIT?? yes Vinnie did NOT have it as bad. if anything HABIT has treated Vinnie with literal luxury compared to the others but.

with slenderman??? Jesus fucking christ Vinnie never got a moment ALONE. He's probably coughing up blood more then the average person even should.

This is one thing I've noticed people don't understand about the story, Evan is working to defeat HABIT more than he's working to defeat slenderman, and Vinnie is SOLELY working towards defeating slenderman.

I don't know I'm really just rambling over nothing. it just makes me really sad when I see people talking about Vinnie as if he isn't just a guy who was doing all the could. He doesn't feel good about the things he's done and he wishes he never did it, but it's not even his fault. He's destined to fail every single time.

There's nothing that he could've done, HE TRIED. LIKE WHAT DID YOU GUYS WANT HIM TO DO????? what was he SUPPOSED to do.

slenderman is in his FUCKING HEAD DUDE, Slenderman has such a HOLD over him and is so auyhhhh. HES PART OF THE MACHINE. SLENDERMANS MACHINE AND HES SO FUCKING GOOD AT IT I'M JUST.

oiuhhhduh. I'm gonna shut up now I'm sorry I just have so many thoughts about Vinnie and how so much of his character goes unseen if you're not exactly looking

also adding this. bc I'm actually not done. HE DIDNT EVEN WANNA SHOOT HIMSELF EITHER. he did BUT HE DIDNT. its awful. I hate it

#ethan rants 🐍 #🐍 ⦻ #everymanhybrid #emh #slenderverse #vinny everyman #vinnie everyman #habit #habit emh #evan myers #jeff emh #im also suffering from severe mental illness thannks for asking

[pagodazz]

if I see one more child use the word "gyatt" I'm literally gonna become him

IM SICK OF YALL. NONE OF Y'ALL KNOW WHAT WORD MEANNNNSSSSSS. UR LITERALLY USING IT FUCKING WRONG

it's not even FUNNY you're literally just ANNOYING. IDC if I'm missing the point or whatever it's FUCKING STUPID AND OBNOXIOUS. please SHUT UP OH MY GOD

#i call this #Ethan is having a meltdown #ethan rants 🐍 #i will FUCKING KILL. AND EAT YOU #everymanhybrid #emh #habit emh #habit #slenderverse

[pagodazz]

Vinnie haters make me wanna kms.

"he was always a bad guy."

no he fucking wasn't 😭😭???

when did you people stop being able to handle morally grey characters???

it WASN'T his fault, He has ABSOLUTELY NO CONTROL OVER THE FACT THAT HES GONNA DOOM EVERYONE.

he's literally doing what HE THINKS is right, he's SO CONVINCED HES DOING THR RIGHT THING THAT HE FUCKED EVERYTHING UP.

Vinnie is not a good person, He's done bad things. He will always do bad things no matter what life he lives.

but he's not a BAD PERSON.

he's tragic.

some of y'all act like he's worse than habit, And if you think that, I want you to know, you're fucking stupid.

#everymanhybrid #emh #vinnie everyman #vinny everyman #slenderverse #emh vinny #vinny emh #vinnie emh #ethan rants 🐍

[pagodazz]

Do u think Jeff and Steph ever beef in the candleverse?

they DEFINITELY do I think out of all the group those two probably argue THEEE MOOOSTTTT HELPP. They just can't exist near each other without getting irritated. But ofc usually in a silly way.

STEPH AND VINNIE FUNCTION AS TWINS TO ME. like they're so similar and they have similar mannerisms and shit like that

look at them they r twins. WHICH MEANS VINNIE IS ALLLWAYYYYSS TAKING HER SIDE sorry Jeff.

#we all know evan is NEVER going against steph #everymanhybrid #emh #slenderverse #steph emh #jeff emh #evan myers #vinnie everyman #vinny everyman #🐍 ⦻ #ethan rants 🐍

[pagodazz]

bpd vinnie is soooo real omg so i was just wondering where it says it in canon? :o

these are from the Princeton tapes!!!

(in order: cold turkey (b), PJs, Morning, Jersey devil pt2, the stockton exchange)

I underlined some of them to point out specific wording too. like his mania!!!! he tends to experience highs and lows and he's constantly shifting around in what emotions he's feeling. During a manic episode, ppl with BPD might experience an extremely elevated or irritable mood. They may also experience having a lot of thoughts all at once and talking super fast.

In some of these I included his interactions w Roger, When Vinnie met Roger he didn't have Jeff or Evan anymore since they disappeared on him, and when Roger appears with answers or as close to answers as he can get Vinnie latches on IMMEDIATELY. He was so desperate for any kind of friend, any kind of interaction and he got it with Roger. You can see that Vinnie is happy when he's with him, and his headspace is clearly in a good place.

But the moment Roger leaves him alone, EVEN IF IT WAS JUST FOR 20 MINUTES, Vinnie could not TAKE IT. it was unexpected, he didn't know where he was, he had never been there before. He felt completely abandoned by Roger and you can see as the tapes go on how this affects how Vinnie treats him and how he thinks about Roger.

I think in this moment Vinnie started to split on Roger.

this is from camera obscura

Vinnie is now only convinced that Roger is exploiting him, and that Roger isn't that same guy who he met in the beginning. He can barely even stand talking to Roger at the end of the series, and it was honestly for Rogers benefit. He didn't want Roger to go through what he went through. (sucks that habit got him anyways)

so yyyyyeaahhhhh BPD VINNIE is REAL. AND NO ONE!! CAN TAKE THIS FROM ME

#everymanhybrid #slenderverse #emh #vinnie everyman #vinny everyman #the princeton tapes #🐍 ⦻ #ethan rants 🐍

[pagodazz]

Youve got to elaborate man you cant just say that /lh

ASSUMING THIS ABOUT HABIT AND VINNIE BEING BATMAN AND JOKER I LITERALLY

Okay.

welcome to autism central rn.

One sec lemme just.

FOR ONE!!!!! they're so unbelievably connected, no matter how much either of them would try to not be. they're partners, and they always will be.

AND NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES THE JOKER HURTS BATMAN OR HURTS OTHERS, BATMAN WILL NEVER KILL HIM.

HABIT has taken everything from Vinnie and he continues to hurt him, but when Vinnie is given the opportunity to kill him, (in the video two thousand three hundred ninety-five) he decides against it and runs the other way.

and we already KNOW it wasn't out of fear, Vinnie knows he'd come back to life, it was because he doesn't want to risk killing HABIT. He refuses. he wants the partnership to remain.

the joker causes big scenes and hurts people just so batman can remain the good guy, HABIT has done the same for vinnie.

Therefore.

they're the same to me

#everymanhybrid #emh #slenderverse #vinny everyman #vinnie everyman #habit #habit emh #the joker #joker #batman #🐍 ⦻ #Ethan rants 🐍