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[pagodazz]

need I say more

#everymanhybrid #slenderverse #emh #habit emh #habit #🐍 ⦻

[toweronthelake]

dumb rant below no need to read

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Wasted potential. so much you had left to do but you didn't even want to do it.

You're so stuck in your head, constantly trying to shift the blame onto others and never once stopping to think what if it's YOUR fault.

I think about the way you treated Kevin, like he wasn't even real to you anymore. Like once he was possessed by observer, you completely and utterly abandoned him, shrugging off his panic and worry and acting like it was some ploy to trick you. Not everyone was out to get you but you couldn't once for a second trust anyone.

Noah can't even separate HABIT from Evan, but he can SO EASILY pretend that he IS NOT. PREBRAND OR FIREBRAND.

he's so infuriating to me but he had SO MUCH POTENTIAL.

If he just did what he needed. if you weren't such a dumb stupid troglodyte.

Was the fire something you needed to learn??? Was this all planned?? and you really were just doomed from the start???

You're exactly what you feared to become, Noah. Useless and pathetic. if you just listened maybe things would be okay, maybe you would've been good or interesting.

#putting this on my side blog bc. #yeah #🐍 ⦻

[eldrtchmn]

Messmer, The Impaler

#my art #fanart #messmer #messmer the impaler #elden ring #soulsborne #shadow of the erdtree #he looks 👀🔥🐍 #eldrtchmn #posting everything I forgot to post before 🤧

[aroxbetchio]

okay this is funny as hell

when vox glitches out during “stayed gone,” his screen shows the following message:

“a problem has been detected and vox has been shut down to prevent damage to his systems

the problem seems to be caused by the following file: alastor.exe

vox.exe_crash_error_eat_shit_alastor

check to make sure all (fucking 1930’s looking ass) hardware is up to date and properly installed. ask vox for any voxtek updates you might need.

if problems continue (fuck you alastor) disable or remove any alastor(s) from the general vicinity. if you need to use ‘unsafe mode’ reset your voxtek device. press f5 and select ‘advanced startup options’ then select ‘unsafe mode’.

technical information:

*** stop: alastor.exe (u old tiny prick radio) ***.”

i’ve put more effort into looking at every frame of this portion of the show than any studying i’ve done within this past month lmao

#elliot’s posts 🐍 #vox #hazbin vox #vox hazbin #hazbin hotel vox #vox hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel #hazbin

[blondwhowrites]

ꨄ Mattheo with a shy girlfriend is literally the best thing to ever exist AND I WILL DIE UPON THAT FUCKING HILL 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

ꨄ He's walking to his class one day when you accidentally stumble into him. Of course, you're just so embarrassed. I mean, this was THE Mattheo Riddle, son of the dark lord and one of the most attractive boys in the school. While you're busy apologizing and scrambling to get your things, he's just staring at you absolutely stricken by your beauty and presence. He almost wants to cry when you run away from him because—HOLY SHIT HOW DID HE NOT KNOW YOU EXISTED UP UNTIL THAT MOMENT?!

ꨄ He is instantly going to Pansy and asking about you after that incident. Literally is so pressed when she doesn't know anything about you. Now he has to do all the work and by that, he means stalking you and learning everything about you 🙄

ꨄ Congratulations you now have a stalker 🎉

ꨄ But seriously he has a few uhh... interesting ways of getting to know you 😃 It's a bit creepy and obsessive but he means well.

ꨄ The more he learns about you, the more he falls for you. He notes all your little, mindless habits. He makes a list of things he knows you like to spoil you in the future. He threatens anyone who treats you badly. He also makes sure no boys try to steal you away from him because there's no way he's gonna lose to some pathetic Ravenclaw. (Caw caw motherfuckers)

ꨄ He knows you're shy, so he takes his time when it comes to actually interacting with you. At first, it's just little interactions, like smiling and waving at you or holding the door for you. Then he's starting conversations with you, and interacting with the very few friends you have. He wiggles his way into your life like a little worm. HE'S IN IT FOR THE LONG GAME GIRLS

ꨄ He would literally condition you into being comfortable with his touch, like touching your shoulder and hands a little when he's talking to you, or subtly wrapping his arm around you when you two are walking. This motherfucker is so subtle—it's not even funny

ꨄ Praises you whenever he can, and he loves the way you get so shy and giddy whenever he does. He knows you are giggling and kicking your feet 🤭

ꨄ He tells Theo and Draco about you, and it gets to the point where the two boys know more about you than your friends. They just want you to get with him already because they are so sick of Mattheo gushing about you whenever he can. They both secretly are happy that Mattheo trusts them enough to be so open to them about his feelings for you

ꨄ When you do get together, Mattheo feels like he is on top of the world. All that hard work paid off, and now he has you in his arms—AND HE AIN'T EVER GONNA LET YOU GO 😤

ꨄ Well, congratulations on becoming Mrs. Riddle!!!

#slytherin boys #mattheo riddle #mattheo riddle x reader #mattheo riddle headcanon #harry potter #x reader #mattheo riddle blurb 🐍

[geekyfannerd]

"Is that all you got? That's cute~💕" -👑🐍🍎

Tap/click image for better resolution 💖

#radioapple #dad beat dad #hell's greatest dad #appleradio #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin alastor #hazbin lucifer #hazbin hotel #fanart #my art #duckiedeer #radio apple #apple radio #🍎📻 #📻🍎 #🐍🦌 #🦆🦌 #📻🦌 x 🍎🐍 #alastor x lucifer #lucifer x alastor #alastor and lucifer #lucifer hazbin hotel #lucifer magne #lucifer morningstar #lucifer x alastor #lucifer #Alastor #alastor

[lunathrix]

new elden ring dlc boss stole gwyndolin's fucking snakeboy drip!!!

#and im glad #more snakes 🐍🐍🐍 #elden ring #shadow of the erdtree #comic #messmer #gwyndolin #this was mostly comic drawing practice but i liked how it turned out so im posting it anyway!

[epsilonhybrid]

water reminder

#the dialog is kinda meh i just drew a bunch of ghost on a funny sequence then tried to think of something afterwards #its a ghost practice :) #destiny 2 #ghost #ghost oc #🐍dump

[aro-in-danyl]

Okay so we all know Alastor absolutely LOST that fight with Adam but can we appreciate the fact that Adam was forced to show more of his power and stop joking around in order to land a single blow?

And keep in mind, this dude not only killed Pentious but disintegrated him, the egg bois, and his entire fucking ship in the blink of an eye.

Meanwhile Alastor DOESN'T get ripped in half by a direct hit from Adam, DOES manage to escape, AND manages to heal himself or at least block the pain enough to pretend like nothing happened later when he meets back up with the Hazbin crew.

I know we like to make fun of him, man absolutely deserves to be humbled but this shit is still impressive.

#hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #sir pentious #i love sir pentious too #my snake 🐍 dude deserved better #hazbin hotel spoilers

[pagodazz]

happy EMH anniversary hybrids RAAHHHHHHH.

this series has helped me through a really hard time in my life and I'm so glad I was able to get into it, I've met some wonderful people in this fandom and I love being able to edit it and create content for you all.

here have some memes I've made.

14 years is CRAZZZYYYYYYYYY I'm still older than it tho ...

#everymanhybrid #emh #slenderverse #vinny everyman #vinnie everyman #marble hornets #habit emh #habit #evan myers #patrick andersen #mlandersen0 #tribetwelve #firebrand tribetwelve #🐍 ⦻ #vinvan

[forcefemd]

#screenshots of hope #🐍

[baambastic]

I was worried because they didn’t blow up the bus (Percy shouldn’t get to avoid the terrorist allegations like that smh) but then they blew up the TRAIN instead and now I’m kicking my legs in the air with joy

#percy jackson #pjo spoilers #percy jackon and the olympians #percy pjo #percy series #pjo #pjo series #pjo tv show #pjo disney+ #🐍

[niceandinaccuratequotes]

Nina: Why aren’t they talking?

Maggie: They got into an argument last night

Nina: Oh, well then why are they holding hands?

Maggie: Crowley gets sad when they argue

#incorrect good omens quotes #incorrect quotes #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #ineffable dumbasses #nina #maggie #poor lil guy 🐍

[blondwhowrites]

Mattheo wit a bookworm reader?

Nah cause lover boy gets jealous when his princess pays more attention to her books than him 🤭

"So princess—" You shushed him making Mattheo freeze. He stared at you from the doorway, frowning. You laid across your bed, nose buried in your book. "D—Did you just shush me?"

"Yes and I'll do it again if you don't shut up."

He gaped at you, blinking, as he processed your words. There was no way his girlfriend had just told him to shut up. The audacity. "I'm sorry but I don't remember you being the boss of me," he said, walking towards you. He plucked the book from your hands.

"Matty!"

He bookmarked the page and threw it over his shoulder. The book landed down on the wood floor with a thunk. He glared down at you. "Give me attention." You looked at him in disbelief. "Did you seriously just barge into my room, and throw my book, just so you could get affection from me?"

"Yes."

You groaned, rubbing your hand over your face. "And I thought I was needy." You mumbled, opening your arms for him to cuddle in. He smiled immediately collapsing into your arms and letting out a content groan as your comforting warmth surrounded him. He buried his face into your chest, specifically, your cleavage.

You just wanted to read your book.

#reader insert #slytherin boys #harry potter #mattheo riddle x reader #mattheo riddle #mattheo riddle blurb #mattheo riddle blurb 🐍

[kennahjune]

HEAR ME OUT?? Please—

I LOVE love LOve when like, in fics, Steve has this really weird talent or interest that nobody knows about or like nobody expects but then oddly enough it sort of fits him.

And just like— it opens up so much possibility for character projection.

My favorite is writer Steve but I’ve been growing increasingly obsessed with Steve who’s hyper fixation is snakes.

The image in my head is like— everyone’s hanging out at the trailer park for one reason or another, and they hear Robin fucking /screech/.

Everyone’s on their feet in a split second, worry and confusion and deep dread forcing the way into the forefront of their minds.

Turns out: it was a snake. A really small one at that.

Eddie and Wayne offer to take it and dispose of it, the two of them having done this various other times with the other snakes people find in the trailer park.

But Steve pushes to the front of the group yelling and scolding.

“No absolutely not!”

Eddie shares a look with Nancy, both chalking it up to Steve’s hero complex acting up and him trying to protect them from the potentially dangerous critter.

“Look, Stevie—“

“You are not going to kill that little sweetheart!”

Eddie paused, shared a confused furrow of brows with Nancy and Robin, and turned to face Steve fully.

“Stevie, baby, that’s a snake.”

Steve stood with his hands on his hips, a determined glint in his eye, and nodded. “No I thought it was a squirrel.”

Eddie sighed loudly. “Then what do we do with it?”

“Well not fucking kill it for starters! It’s harmless. Aren’t you baby?”

Eddie and everyone else watched Steve step up to the snake that was hanging from the trailer’s side door. “Um, Steve what’re you doing?”

Steve ignored them completely and simply plucked the snake from its place on the door. From somewhere beside Eddie Robin squeaked in horror and Will groaned while Lucas gave a violent shudder.

“Such a small baby aren’t ya?” Steve cooed at the little snake wrapped around his hand.

“Steve— that’s a snake,” Nancy said warily, eyeing said snake like it killed her mother. “A potentially dangerous snake.”

Steve scoffed while the snake lifted the front of its body to peer at him. “She’s not dangerous, she’s a goddamn rat snake. They’re harmless.”

Just as he said it, the snake turned its head and not his finger. Where Steve didn’t even blink, everyone else freaked.

Eddie and Robin rushed over to him, Eddie immediately taking a look at his hand but keeping his hands away from the snake. Robin kept her distance but rambled about rabies or whatever.

Steve huffed and laughed quietly. “Guys, seriously. It’s a rat snake, they’re completely and utterly harmless to humans. They have such a small amount of venom it doesn’t bother humans. And besides, this little baby’s so small she couldn’t even break the skin.”

He was right, there was no sign of breakage or even redness on Steve’s hand where he was bitten.

Eddie looked at his boyfriend a little in awe and even more in love.

Jesus Christ.

Dustin and Mike walked slowly over to Steve, each asking to hold the snake.

Steve held it out gently, Dustin taking it first and holding it delicately in his hands. When he passed it over to Mike, the snake wrapped itself around his hands and a bit up his arms. Eddie was a little in shock at the giggle the younger Wheeler let out.

Dustin, Mike and Steve sat on the trailer’s side steps and held the snake together, going back and forth about random animal topics that Eddie couldn’t be bothered to remember.

When he asked later, Will and Lucas were delighted to explain that the entire reason Dustin was allowed to join The Party was because in 4th grade he brought Mike a frog he found. Lucas explained that Mike and Dustin had both gone through and extensive reptile and amphibian phase in elementary school and still held onto some of that obsession.

From then on, whenever anyone in the trailer park found any form of snake or rodent that they wanted gone, they called Steve.

#stranger things #steve harrington #dustin henderson #robin buckley #mike wheeler #eddie munson #will byers #lucas sinclair #snakes #rat snake #character projection #steddie #steddie hcs #steve x eddie #gay eddie munson #little baby snakes 🐍 #bisexual steve harrington

[aroxbetchio]

romance isn’t dead, but with your help, it could be. let’s bury the body together.

#/ref #elliot’s posts 🐍 #aromantic #aromanticism