#ffs in the story crowley's pregnant with azirahpale's child and michael decides “no that's mine now”

[crown-ov-horns]

It's not funny. NOT funny.

Ever since I wrote this rant, I've been growing more and more obsessed with the Fem!Crowley x Michael pairing. It went from I like the concept to the ship has consumed my very being.

Hell, the ideas I burn with. The headcanons. The smut... Oh, the smut.

This is probably such a random pairing in the Good Omens universe. I don't care, I'm obsessed. But, I guess that's why I feel the need to actually portray their relationship developing in some way, before I do anything else (procastrinate by writing random oneshots).

The issue? I have one story, yes. But, instead of working on the plot leading to it, I crave the scenes of them already on fire for each other.

Especially the scene where Crowley's anxious she'll get killed, and Michael sternly (while lovingly clasping her hands) assures her no one's killing her.

Ladies...

What are you doing to me, huh?

(Don't mind me with the faceclaim from Constantine again, it's just the closest thing to my vision of fem!Crowley... What I'm doing with Michael first in my head is fixing the fashion. I'm putting her in a General-appropriate outfit, and hairstyle. Think Roman armour. Or, something white with golden epaulettes. Seriously, what have they done to you, o Most Glorious Prince.)

#did crowley and michael even interact once?.. Doesn't matter the potential is all i need #diary pages #writing journal #good omens #crowley #fem!crowley #lady crowley #archangel michael #crowley x michael #fem!crowley x michael #otp #shipping #f/f #fanfiction writer #good omens fandom #good omens fanfiction #i'm serious about the sm*t #and the fluff tbh they get so soft with each other in my head #ofcs mike has a pathological need to protect and crowley has a pathological craving to love #ffs in the story crowley's pregnant with azirahpale's child and michael decides “no that's mine now” #and it all develops from her offering crowley her protection because of my antichrist's machinations #imagine telling religious folk “yeah try telling that bigoted nonsense to archangel michael and her demon wife” #that's great building of relations just take a demon bride o most glorious prince #seriously i'm imagining michael visiting crowley and crowley helping her take off her armour #crowley always protected aziraphale but with michael she'd experience someone fiercely protecting HER #hell them lying in each other's arms when the world is quiet #when it comes to the sm*t i keep thinking about the snake thing and crowley riding michael's thigh... and head ofc #now that's THE sapphic pairing that's everything to me... besides my antichrist and war #i censor so tumblr doesn't make my damn diary entry disappear i sweat it's done it before #no no no but michael finding out about the plants would be the funniest thing ever