#flower field for you goober
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Star Gazers
WC: 2542
Pairing: Jeongin x afab!Reader
Warnings: soooftttttt, fluff, smut, protected sex, public sex?, fingering, strip tease, just goofy
A/N: the innie brainrot has been too mf real for me lately so yes this is entirely self-indulgent and no i am not sorry about it :)
“Where are you taking me?” you laugh as he leads you to an unknown location in the woods.
“It’s a surprise!” Jeongin yells as he tugs you along with him, his fingers tightly laced with yours.
“Baby, it’s so dark, can we at least slow down?” You laugh again, your legs starting to ache from running through the woods and dodging any branches that came your way. It was a little after midnight in the middle of the summer.
You and Jeongin had only been together for a few months but it felt like you’ve known each other for eternity. You fit together like two pieces of a puzzle. You brought a calm to his chaos, and he kept you from being too serious with his silliness. You two worked so well together, you wanted to be with him all the time. Not because you needed to, but because you wanted to be, You wanted to experience everything with him. You didn’t want him to miss out on things with him.
Jeongin had picked you up tonight around 10pm. He took you around the park, you both got some delicious street food, and he drove to a remote spot near the woods. Which wasn’t completely unlike him. He was dragging you to random places all the time, you just went with it because you trusted him.
“Do you want me to carry you? We’re almost there.” Jeongin turns and softly examines you to make sure you aren't hurt.
“If we’re almost there you don’t need to carry me. Now hurry up goober, lead the way.”
He beams a smile at you and takes your hand, he slows his pace just a bit to make sure you don’t hurt yourself.
“Ah, we’re almost there! It’s right up there!” Jeongin says happily, you can basically hear the smile on his lips. He leads you just a bit further and into a large grass clearing. It looks like it was a baseball field at one point, turned into a beautiful field, with beautiful flowers scattered here and there. In the center of the field was a huge blanket set up with pillows and more blankets, the soft glow of a lantern the only thing shedding light besides the gorgeous stars that twinkled overhead. You stopped in your tracks to admire the scene above. You had told Jeongin on your first date that you loved the stars and star gazing. You haven’t really mentioned it much since then, but somehow he remembered. You look from the sky to your sweet boy in front of you. His black hair was flowing gently in front of his face from the slight breeze, his glasses perched on his nose, the oversized black t-shirt hanging off his shoulders. God you loved him so much.
“Don’t cry, little fox.” Jeongin takes a step towards you to wipe your tears from your cheek. He takes your hand and leads you to the blanket in the middle of the field. There was also a cooler there with snacks and drinks for the two of you. He went through so much effort just for you.
“They’re happy tears I promise,” you say as you wipe your eyes and nose. Jeongin sits next to you and examines your features.
“You’re so beautiful,” he whispers, his lips a breath away from you. You brush a piece of his hair away from his face and look at him with such fondness you could melt his heart.
“So are you,” you say as you peck his nose with a chaste kiss. He laughs at your antics and repeats what you did with him. He shuffles over to the cooler and gets some water for you and dims the light of the lantern. You both lay down, pulling the blankets over your legs and surrounding yourselves in a cocoon of pillows. You look up at the stars, absolutely taken aback by just how many stars you were able to see. As you're looking up, you take Jeongins hand in yours and run your thumb over his fingers.
“Ah! Jeongin look! A shooting star! Make a wish!” you say as you shake his hand in yours. He hasn’t looked up at the stars once though. He was too busy watching your face light up as you watched the night sky. You had always called him your little star, making him remember the first time you said you loved to watch the stars twinkle and dance across the black sky. Jeongin had been planning this night for so long, wanting everything to be so painfully perfect, just for you, because you deserved it. He knew the shit relationships you were in beforehand, how you were constantly scared of losing him, being insecure if you were being too much or too little for him. He needed to show you just how much you meant to him. How much he loved you.
“My wish already came true though,” he whispers as he watches the stars twinkle in your eyes. You turn your head to look at him, he immediately blushes not realizing that he said that out loud.
“What was your wish?” you ask softly, your faces so close to one another.
“Is it too cliche to say you?” Jeongin laughs as you make a cringe face at him as the words fall from his lips. “I’ll take that as a yes.”
“No, no, no, it was cute. It’s just really fucking cringe starboy,” you say as you pull him closer to you, lifting your leg to wrap around his hips and wrapping your arms around his neck, relishing in his scent.
“Oh so I’m cringe for taking my favorite girl on a beautiful date because I love her?” he teases, but immediately stops his hands as the realization sets in on the words that just came out of his mouth. You pull your head out from his neck and stare at him, the blush on his cheeks a bright pink. Neither of you had said those words yet. Those 3 simple words that felt like they held the weight of the world.
“You.. you love me, Innie?”
“Of course I do. I’ve been in love with you since we first started dating. I’ve wanted nothing more than to make you happy, to feel so loved in our relationship. You deserve all the love in the world and I want to give that to you. I want to give you everything. I want to give myself to you. I- I love you. So much.” His eyes begin to water.
“Jeongin..” you hold his face between your hands, wiping his tears away with your thumbs. “I-,” you feel a lump in your throat as you watch his pleading eyes. He’s begging you to say something, anything. You wrap yourself around him again, burying your head in his neck again. “I love you so much, Yang Jeongin.” You kiss his neck and you feel him wrapping his arms around you and pulling you into him, nuzzling into your hair. “You make me so happy, my starboy.”
He pulls away from you enough to see your face. He gives you a huge smile before rushing in and locking his lips with yours. The kiss was soft and gentle, but held so much passion behind it. You adjusted yourself so you were on top of him, straddling his hips. You ground your hips into his as you deepened the kiss. You needed to show him how much you wanted him. His hands made their way to your hips, helping you keep a rhythm as you rubbed yourself on top of him.
You made a particularly harsh rut causing Jeongin to moan into your mouth, his grip on your hips tightening. He quickly sat up and shifted your position so you were laying below him. You wrapped your arms around his neck pulling him back to your lips as his fingers made their way to the button and zipper of your shorts. You were so lost in his touch, his tongue dancing with yours in a passionate waltz, breathy moans escaping you as he finally pulled your shorts and underwear off your lower half. He sat up and pulled lube out of a bag causing you to laugh loudly.
“W-what?” he asks, a little shocked that you’re laughing in this sort of situation.
“Well, you came prepared didn’t you.” you laugh as you nod towards the bag.
“Of course I came prepared. Who wouldn’t want to fuck the love of their life in the middle of a field under the stars?” He asks incredulously. As if that was something everyone wanted to do. You couldn’t help but laugh, of course he would act like a total dork at a time like this. He shuffles back over to you, but pauses and stands from his spot. “How bout an impromptu strip tease by yours truly?” He smirks at you and starts singing a sexy song as he turns around, pretending to drop something and stretching down, legs stiff, to showcase his clothed ass to you. He quickly stands back up in mock shock as he wiggles his pointer finger in a no. He runs his fingers along the waistband of his pants, still singing this weird made-up sexy song which is some sort of goofy version of Careless Whisper. He unbuttons his pants and lowers the zipper. He loops his fingers on his pants belt loops and wiggles his hips to free himself from his pants. Once he has them fully off of him, he swings them above his head in a circle as you cheer him on. He looks your way and winks at you, tossing his pants to you. You fangirl for him as you clutch the pants as he continues his weird little sexy dance that you can’t help but laugh at. He gets down on his knees in front of you and slithers his way up your body to your face, stopping his little tune and beaming a bright smile at you.
“God, I’m in love with you,” you laugh as you push his hair back and take his glasses off for him. If it was possible, his smile grows and he quickly pecks your lips. He grabs the lube from beside you, where he dropped it before he began his strip tease. He plays with your clit and folds, running your wetness up and down your cunt. He squeezes the liquid onto his fingers before slowly pushing them between your folds and into your heat. You gasp at the intrusion, hands grabbing his forearms. Jeongin leans down to capture your lips with his once again, trying to distract you while he works you open. You arch your back as his fingers brush against your sensitive walls and push into that delicate bundle of nerves. “Je-Jeongin, please don’t tease.”
“I don’t wanna hurt you,” he whispers in your ear. “I’m gonna fuck you nice and slow little fox. Gonna make love to you.” He gruffs as he peels himself away from you and grabs the bag of goodies and pulls a condom out of it. He pulls his boxers down to his knees and rolls the condom onto his length, pumping it a few times before crawling back over you. He runs his hand across your cheek as he slowly pushes inside of you, bottoming out.
You take in a sharp breath as you adjust to his length, opening your eyes to admire the man above you. You can’t help but think about how gorgeous he looks like this, with the stars dazzling above him, creating the most beautiful picturesque scene you’ve ever seen. He slowly rocks his hips into your as you adjust from slight pain to incredible euphoria. This isn’t the first time you two have had sex but this feels so different. It feels so warm, so loving. You take your hands and hold them up in front of your face and take a mental image of him like this. He slows his movements and smiles down at you.
“Did you just take a picture of me?”
“Mhmm,” you respond as you pull him closer to you once again, burying yourself in his neck. “Wanna remember this forever.” You confess.
“Me too, fox, me too,” Jeongin sighs as he picks up his pace again, rocking his hips into your, his lips sucking on your neck and nipping at the skin. You felt complete bliss being embraced by him under such beautiful scenery. It felt like a fairytale. Jeongin began thrusting into you a little harsher, desperate to get you to your high. You clenched down on his cock and heard his breath hitch. “Do that again,” he moans in your ear. You do as you’re told and clench around him again, ripping a melodious groan from him, igniting him to fuck harsher into you. He maneuvered a hand between your bodies and began rubbing your clit, the sensation making you clench down on his cock again.
“I-Innie,” you whine, your nails digging into his clothed back at the tension building up in your belly. He shushes you as he continues to thrust his hips into you at a bruising pace.
“I know, just a little more,” he moans into your neck. He pulls away from your neck and locks his lips with yours again. Your tongues dancing together in a fiery flamengo. You feel his hips start to stutter, his fingers rubbing at your clit in aggressive circles.
“Gonna-” your words are cut off by your orgasm rushing through you, your back arching off the blanket below you, your nails digging into his back, your cunt pulsing around his cock. He pulls his lips from yours and nuzzles his nose close to your ear, knowing you love the sounds he makes when he cums. He thrusts a few more times before he’s cumming into the condom, high breathy moans escaping his parted lips, the sounds tickling your ears. He ruts into you a few more times to fully work through his orgasm before flopping down on top of you, still buried inside your cunt.
“Fuck. That was so hot.” He laughs into your ear, kissing it quickly.
“I think I had the best view honestly,” you laugh as you rub your hands up and down his back, completely content with his weight on top of you.
“Lies.” He says as he leans up and shifts so he's resting his head on your chest. “I had the best view… of the best girl.” He winks and blows a kiss at you.
You laugh as you lightly slap his back. “I got to see you with a stunning backdrop of the stars. You got to see me.. From the same vantage point you can get at home.”
He shakes his head. “No fox, I got to make love to you and get the most beautiful view of the stars in your eyes.” You can’t help but be shocked. “God that was cringy too wasn’t it.” He laughs awkwardly.
You pull him towards you and plant a kiss on his lips. “Not this time. It was perfect.”
“I love you.”
“Me too, Innie, me too.”
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@ YOUR TAGS THANK YOUUUUUU I LOVE THAT I GIVE OFF GOOBER VIBES !! those are my favorite vibes ,. frolicking in beautiful flower fields with you laughing and skipping and giggling :)
HAHA TOTALLY You definitely give off those vibes 😂
#snailfen#I also feel like you have very ruffle-able hair vibes#like an older sibling ruffles their younger siblings hair#LMAO
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How the television show, SpongeBob Squarepants, has shaped multiple generations.
Hello Bubble Buddies!
Let’s gather around the campfire and discuss our favorite sponge! He’s super F.U.N and cool and has given my generation (Gen Z), and more, the best memories possible. So, how exactly has SpongeBob taken over the deep sea?
Since 1999 SpongeBob has been flipping patties and making us laugh. The show has multiple characters all bringing a different personality and likeness to the table. While the show was catered to kids, it is definitely made for all ages. My parents were obsessed with the show when my older brothers and myself wanted to watch it. So not only do my millennial brothers obsess but my generation X parents enjoy it too!
The element of the silly characters and wild animations really brought in the love from children watching this show, but while I enjoyed this show as a kid, I still love it today, if not more than I use to! We all know that sometimes kid movies and shows can put slight adult humor in it, and most of the time the jokes don’t make any sense to us while our parents giggle while watching with us. This is the beauty of SpongeBob, many of the jokes are not only a sly adult joke, but just jokes that are appealing to kids and adults. One of my personal favorite lines from SpongeBob is the Bubble Buddy episode, I have attached a link for you all to watch. I remember hearing all of those reasons to pop Bubble Buddy and thinking, “What is he saying?”. As I watch it as an adult, I think it’s really funny!
A character that caters well to the adults is Squidward Tentacles! As a child I always thought, “Wow, Squidward is pretty grumpy! How can he be so grumpy when he has such fun neighbors?”. As I grew up and continued to watch the show, I realized how much I related to Squidward. Sometimes you just want to sit in your house and play the clarinet while not listening to your neighbors laugh and giggle all day! His iconic character brings such a crude humor to the show, and here are some of Squiddy’s most iconic moments.
Another element of the show people tend to love is the animation. The vibrant sea colors and the play on words for certain buildings create such a fun show to watch. The fun flowers in the sky that are supposed to be clouds, the beautiful green grass of jellyfish fields, all the characters crazy colors and more! Other things like their buildings are fun to learn about as well. The Krusty Krab is actually a crab trap, I wonder how Mr. Krabs feels about that! The buildings the town fish live in are actually car mufflers, people say this is supposed to be about pollution in our oceans. The Chum Buckets is supposed to be an actual bucket of chum. Chum is chopped up fish used in fishing to lure in bigger fish, and now we know that’s why fish don’t like Plankton’s food! All these tiny details in animation bring fun sea puns to the show.
If you haven’t seen any episodes of SpongeBob Squarepants, you might be living under a rock with Patrick, but that’s not the only way the characters make an appearance in your life. The Internet has been swarmed with memes of our Bikini Bottom gang, so even if you don’t watch the show, you are definitely still influenced by the show! Here’s a link that goes through some of the most iconic memes to come out of SpongeBob, see if you have used any!
It’s clear that SpongeBob has turned many of us into forever goofy goobers from the show, but even if someone isn’t extremely familiar with our yellow sponge, they all know the impact that Bikini Bottom has had on people of all ages. This show will go down in history as one of the best animated television shows of all time!
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Babe what are some romantic everyday things ivar does for us?
Oh, buckle the fuck up.
Ivar is a sentimental man, he lives for the sappy romantic shit and once he finds someone who lets him do it, and doesn't make fun of him for it, and wants to receive it and does it back and--
You get my point.
We'll start with the seemingly small things, but my friends, these things add up.
He'll leave the coffee pot on if he's out of the house before you (and it does happen), so your coffee is warm when you wake up. Or, he'll make you a cup of tea, and put it in a thermos so it stays warm. Usually, he'll bring you coffee. If you're in the shower, if you're still in bed, if you're doing your makeup, he'll leave a mug of it (or whatever you're preferring), and kiss your head and give you your space.
He is a bit of a neat freak, so he's always putting your boots back by the door. Especially your work boots because sometimes you just fling the damn things off and relish in the fact that you're home. If he finds your pins on the floor (usually because the klutz will step on them), he'll set them in the bowl on your dresser.
Coffee to the station. He likes your uniform. Sometimes he'll bring food, just to watch Hvitserk whine. When you're pregnant and working in the back office as Lieutenant, he'll be extra sure to bring you food because "I want both of my babies to eat".
Good morning texts before you two are living together. And the ever loved, "Let me know when you make it home" texts. He's also sure to do the same, for you. When he was in the hospital, he would randomly text you on the rare occasions you weren't there, "I miss you" or "I'm thinking about you" or "My nurse is a real bitch" or "Look what I drew". You really love when he sends you a random photo of his drawing he's working on or even a random image of what he's doing. A selfie with a bored expression because Sigurd won't shut the fuck up. A short video of him shaking his head because the store is packed. Him chewing on a toothpick while he's walking home, him buying copious amounts of ice cream (yes, these are all pictures that his FC has done).
When you're in the shower, he'll stick your towel in the dryer to warm it up. And your clothes for once you're done.
He always, always, checks in to make sure you've eaten since you're known to get so busy that you forget (self insert there, oops). And, to make sure you've had water. And to not have that 5th cup of coffee or third energy drink (another self insert, double oops).
He'll get your flowers. But the poor guy had no clue how to arrange flowers, so here he is, calling his mom from his flat going "Ma, how do I arrange flowers in a vase to not look like a toddler just plucked them from a field?" and after Aslaug laughs, she explains. So, the goober drives over to your flat with his bouquet arranged in a vase (with the vase on his seat, buckled with the seatbelt and all), to give to you. He loves to see your face light up at that.
The little notes, and little drawings you find all over the house. Some in your pockets, some in your purse, sometimes they're in super random places. He'll stick them in your makeup pallets, so when you open them you see "Hey beautiful" or "I like the sparkly eyeshadow on you the best". Not to mention the one in the coat Hvitserk grabs for you when you're at the hospital that says "I want to hold your hand forever" while you think Ivar is dying on the operating table. There are comical ones like "I want to kiss your stupid face" or "I love your ass" (drawn in a heart). There are quick sketches of you two, or snarky words like "Murder is wrong" "Be good today, princess" (because he knows you hate being called that). "Cunt is not an acceptable name to call a patient (to their face)", "Poke Hvitserk in the side for me", "When you find this one, text me" and you happened to find that one in a really strange spot: tucked behind your driver's license in your wallet that you needed to take out because the new clerk at the liquor store ID'ed you.
Another favorite is when he sees something that makes him think of you. A coloring book for Phoenix about fire trucks, and you get the pictures back. Your favorite snack (and he always tries to buy a bag when he's out grocery shopping), things from the areas around tattoo conventions. He'll buy you pads, and tampons, he has no shame or fucks to give. He feels like a God.
Now, somewhat more romantic.
He will literally turn his phone off when he's out with you because the outside world doesn't matter when you're sitting across from him at a restaurant.
Weekends away, both before you two are out and afterward. Up to the cabin his family owns. To little Airbnbs he thinks you both might like. Spots where nothing else matters but time with you (and sex in front of the fireplace).
When you two are still secret, he’d send you take-away to your door, and he’d take his lunch when you received it, facetiming you so you two could have a mock lunch date (Ivar loves brunch & lunch dates). He also does this if he’s out of town, and if he’s in a different time zone, he does his best to accommodate that; even if he’s in Norway and there’s a large gap.
He tells you every day, and every moment he gets, that he loves you, that the world is a better place with you in it, and that you help him be a better person, and that he wants to be a better person because of you. And that you have a great ass. He is literally so in love with you that he doesn’t even bother to hide it anymore, calling you baby even if his brothers can hear. Calling you sweetheart. Holding your hand in public, if he’s driving, if you’re driving. His arm is around you if you two are out and seated at a restaurant, his head is in your lap if you’re watching a movie. Tangled together in bed. His head on your thigh while he plays math games on his phone (in bed), or holding you in his lap while he plays video games. Combing his fingers through your hair, or running his hands up and down your back to help you sleep, especially after a bad shift, or bad mental health day.
Ivar’s love languages are physical touch, acts of kindness, and quality time.
#Vikings#vikings au#vikings fiction#ivar#ivar au#modern ivar#modern ivar au#ivar x you#modern ivar x you#modern ivar x reader#ivar x reader#— a gun shot. ( answered )#— hands so bloody tastes like honey. ( ink drinker vibes: ivar )#— i am i am i am. ( my writings & creations )
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aa I’m late!!! but!!! 15 and 9 with kakashi bc ummmmmm faves?? absolute faves. pls screech abt him it is. the goodest
GRAY i would. die for you ilysm thank you 🥺🥺🥺 i love kakashi so much dsfdsfsdh ok so ive already done 15 w/ him but I LOVE #9 SO MUCH I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY FOR THIS.... i rambled quite a bit so its under the cut OOPS
9. Before dating, did either of you ever have any embarrassing moments? (Examples: Socially awkward moments, almost accidentally revealing your feelings to them, being clumsy, etc.)
omfg i can talk about this question with kakashi for SO LONG. theres. so much. we’re both fucking dumb as rocks sometimes.
when we were both genin he used to always wait around until my other teammates were gone because he absolutely despised them. well not despise, greatly dislike. i mean he disliked MOST people but. still. sora was too loud and rambunctious and rei was rude and didnt care for the rules and, also, rambunctious. he’d show up to talk/hang out with me once they were gone but i caught on eventually that he was waiting around like a sneaky goober. he wouldve probably gotten away with it too if he didnt accidentally fall down from the roof that one time, or accidentally lose his footing against the wall that other time, or accidentally body flickered right next to us. yeah. sora and rei would laugh and have a field day teasing him about trying to get alone with me and he’d pout and argue with them and storm off and, show up again 5 minutes after they left.
im completely dumb with my feelings and ive probably told kakashi that i love him but in, like, a friends way. he almost freaked out the first time i said this once i clarified and he was pretty annoyed and me being me was just like ????? but youre my best friend of course i love you???? as a friend!!!! and he’d just sigh and pout on the 20 stupid daydreams he has in his head from his stupid books.
much later on when he was genuinely interested in being with me he definitely, absolutely took advice from guy, sora, and rei. the first two ofc give the best advice possible.
sora: charm them with your looks!
guy: give them the most beautiful bouquet of flowers!
sora: oh! or take them to the cherry blossom forest at sunset!!
guy: show them the true beauty of your youth!!
sora: yeah!!
rei:
rei: why don’t you just.... tell them you like them?
kakashi: why would i do that
he tried to take guy’s and sora’s advice a couple times but they all ended..... horribly so he decided. never again LOL
this also leaves out all the times he fussed over me too much and was way too protective and almost revealed his massive crush on me multiple, multiple times. kakashi you sir are a mess and a half but its okay i love you because of it
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Webkinz Games Ranked
Because I have nothing better to do and I’d never played all the Webkinz games before now. Includes Tournament games and board games, but is mainly about the arcade.
Wheel of Wow/Deluxe and Wishing Well will not be ranked, but other Dailies will.
Also include Academy games. I did not have Plumpy’s Hairdresser when I made this, but I do now upon this edit.
So in general the arcade games are sorted alphabetically, with random exceptions. I’m just going down the list as-is in the arcade.
Grand Grotto - one of the match three-esque games, though you mainly just click stuff. A little tough, but I wasn’t trying very hard. The graphics aren’t that thrilling but aren’t bad. Tries to do something interesting things, but I don’t really love a lot of the Webkinz takes on match three games. 5/10.
Goody Gumdrops - an infinite running style game where you collect gumdrops to progress. This game is not fun. Feels like the flow of Kinzcash you get is also less compared to a lot of other games. Not much going on after the first minute or so. 4/10. EDIT: I was actually really mean to this game and I don’t know why. I really like it now. It’s fun, not too intensive. Inoffensive and cute. You actually do make decent KC from it. 7/10.
Polar Plunge - this was one of my favorite games when I was a kid. You sled down a hill. It’s simple. I have never fucking completed a track of this game in my life. Don’t like the new version, but the art style isn’t offensive. I find the older art style for the games more charming, though. It’s fun. 8/10.
Cash Cow - another game I probably played a lot, though I prefer 2. Another take on the match three. This game also had its art style updated, but I just don’t like the lineless look of the update. It’s soulless, and it makes the visuals more busy and hard to follow for me. All right game though. 7/10.
Smoothie Moves - this is basically just Zuma, which my dad loves playing. I like this kind of game, too, though I suck at it. Nice visuals, clean, fun gameplay. 8/10.
Wacky Zingoz - one of those games where you try to hit something as far as you can. It’s so basic, it’s not really anything, and you can’t make much money on it-- like 10 Kinzcash is generous in terms of how much you make. Not fun. 1/10.
Wacky Zingoz Extreme - the EXTREME version of Wacky Zingoz, except with more bats and more to do, but still not much. An improvement. 3/10.
Ant Mania: Picnic 2 - the thrilling sequel to Picnic. Not bad, I remember playing this one a lot. You just try to collect food while avoiding spiders and fire ants. It’s simple, but fun. Not really my favorite though. 5/10.
Atlantiles - I don’t know how to describe this game. You match tiles together, but it’s not like a match three. Never played this game till now, but I love it. Excellent game, really fun, a little challenging but not too hard. 10/10.
Bananza - a really basic, older game. You collect bananas and avoid obstacles. Not the most visually interesting or engaging game. 3/10.
Booger Gets an A - I get the impression this very basic addition game is for the youngest fans of Webkinz, but the games get difficult really fast simply because of the speed. It caught me by surprise because I had no memory of that. Not bad. 5/10.
Zingoz Bounce ‘N’ Burst - I remember really liking this game but it’s not very fun to play now. You try to burst bouncing Zingoz and it’s not particularly interesting, but is challenging. 5/10.
Candy Bash - a brick breaker clone. Not particularly fun-- it feels like your character is way too close to the bricks. 4/10.
Candy Bash 2: Viva Poncho - this one is about as equally unfun, but not the same game as the first. You have more ability to move and control what’s going on, but you’re really slow. You’re just sauntering back and forth to bust candy blocks falling, and it’s just kinda eh. 4/10.
Cash Cow 2 - I like this game. I’ve played this game many times. Another take on match three, but I enjoy it more than the original. Solid game, good fun, I’m terrible at it. 7/10.
Color Storm - somehow wasn’t looking forward to this game but I had some fun with it. Another kind of match three, but challenging and interesting. A good take on the broad genre. 7/10.
Crafty Canaries - a match three. Good fun to play, I played it to completion. Not too much going on but it’s solid. 8/10.
Dashing Dolphin - the controls are slippery and awkward. You’re trying to navigate through hoops and through nets, but it’s not fun to control or to play. 1/10.
Dogbeard’s Gold - expected something different from the title, but it’s fine. The only control is clicking with good timing to shoot from one island to the next. It’s all right. Not much to write home about and not much Kinzcash to make up for it. I liked the visuals. 4/10.
Eager Beaver’s Adventure Park - I don’t like spelling games. This is a take on one, but I didn’t really enjoy it. 3/10.
Flutter Bugged - just running around and avoiding bees(?) using flowers. Can get wild pretty fast, not bad. 5/10.
Get Eleven Solitaire - I fucking love Webkinz card games. This is no exception. The game is extremely simple and is pretty much the same every level, but I like it. I like solitaire and I like the take on it to get to eleven. It’s good, casual gameplay and nice visuals. I bought a Deluxe membership to play this game. 10/10.
Go-Go Googles - I remember loving this one as a kid, might have even gotten the trophy for it. Fun, but basic. You jump to collect flowers and protect the tree from butterflies. It’s fine, but the controls feel slightly janky, but not bad. 5/10.
Goober’s Atomic Adventure - basically an updated version of Goober’s Lab, except with pay-to-win and pay-to-play elements! You can play without, but it’s clear they want you to pay. I do not like this because of that. 0/10.
Goober’s Lab - the OG match three. Fun, but it’s really slow, like painfully slow. It is good fun, though. 7/10, would have been 8 without the slowness.
Griddling Gourmet - I wonder how many people have even unlocked this game? After owning an account for 12 years and playing on and off, I unlocked this game this month. You get it by completing all levels of the Cooking course, and it’s basically just an arcade version of that lesson. It’s all right-- I feel like the academy version controls better, but I always loved the Cooking class. 9/10.
Hatch the Dragon - kinda reminds me of 2048? You try to hatch the Dragon. Fun, challenging, interesting, and I want to give it a go after the initial playthrough to see if I can do better. 8/10.
Skunk Sweeper: Hide ‘N’ Skunk - a take on Minesweeper. I don’t like Minesweeper or this. 1/10.
Home Before Dark - kinda like Meepit Juice Break on Neopets? I actually do like games like where you’re shifting the position of pipes around to achieve something, but it’s nothing to write home about. 6/10.
Hoppy Little Rocketship - an infinite jumping kind of game. I like those games, but this game is wildly laggy and that really ruins the experience. 2/10.
Hungry Hog - this game is ugly and not particularly fun. A take on Pac-Man, I guess? I liked this game a lot as a kid but it’s just kinda eh. 4/10.
Iceberg Escapades - not fun. Controls don’t feel right. Another bland clicking game. 1/10.
Jazz Monsters - this game confused me on account of the fact that the purple monster isn’t purple, but its color matches up perfectly with the keyboard, which is pink, but is actually like, supposed to be the Green Instrument or something. Not fun. 1/10.
Jumbleberry Fields - it’s a daily, but you have some actual control over what’s going on so it’s included. It’s Yahtzee except the dice are loaded, but I like it. This game, like most of Webkinz, is buggy, and one time, I filled up my Jumbleberry Jar and tried to redeem my prize, but the game bugged out and it reset to zero with me receiving no prize. I’m still mad. Not really gonna rank it, but like, 7/10.
Jumbleberry Blast - a match three, but this one is really satisfying to play. Not a whole lot to say about it, but I actually like this one! 8/10.
Leapin’ Llama - game allegedly lets you use the mouse but it doesn’t work. A basic infinite running game. Not fun. Slow. 3/10.
Lily Padz - this game is fuck ugly, but controls good. Really simple, but pretty fun. The jumping feels good and the controls are actually tight! Wow! 6/10.
Lily Padz 2: Tropical Downpourz - it’s like the first one except it’s not ugly and controls really bad. Hard to gauge how far your jump goes and doesn’t feel right like the first one does. Not good. 1/10.
Dex Dangerous(tm) and the Lunar Lugbotz!(tm) - the Webkinz challenges made me play this game 500 times and I’m sick of it. It’s a basic Asteroids game. It’s all right, but I don’t like it. 3/10.
Lunch Letters - a typing game. Very Hard really means that mode is fucking hard, so I’m impressed. I don’t love typing games, but it’s not bad. 5/10.
Ms. Cowaline’s Rollcall - a really fast-paced game where you try to keep track of whether you’ve seen the same Webkinz in a row. Super fun, I suck at reaction games, but maybe a little too simple? 7/10.
Operation Gumball - I’m bad at this one, and don’t find the number puzzles super interesting, BUT it’s unique so I’ll give it points. Not really for me but not bad. 6/10.
Pet Party Parade - another take on match three. This idea of freeing a creature by clearing paths has been used a million times in these Webkinz match threes, like the Grotto one and Jumbleberry Blast. but isn’t as fun. 4/10.
Picnic - the original Picnic, just a take on the snake game. Simple, but solid. 5/10.
Pinky’s Big Adventure - essentially a remake of Hungry Hog, but with a face lift and some slight changes to the gameplay. Not bad. Not my favorite, though, since I don’t really enjoy Pac-Man style games to begin with. 5/10.
Pizza Palace - delicious, finally some good fucking food. Love this one. In the vein of Cake Mania, a series I LOVE, you make pizzas. It’s stressful, like working a food job in real life. I love this game, but I’ve never completed it. I wish they gave you more than one life for such a long and difficult game. Can’t complain much, though. 10/10.
Plumpy’s Hairdresser - the arcade version of the Grooming class. Fun. Pretty much the same as always. 8/10.
Polarberry Jam - pretty much like Bananza except now it’s a polar bear? It’s not fun. Character is too slow and feels limiting. 1/10.
Pumpkin Patch Protector - fuck ugly, but I don’t know any other Webkinz games like it, so points for creativity? It’s a click and shoot type of game. Not much to write home about. 3/10.
Quizzy’s Word Challenge - I don’t like spelling games, but this is more fun than Eager Beaver’s. Not bad. It’s kind of like boggle, I guess? 5/10.
Skater Kat - hip and kewl. The controls are okay but feel a little slow. Not particularly fun or interesting. You just skateboard and jump. 3/10.
Spree! - another daily, but you get to do stuff. It’s a virtual board game. I like it, and I like the idea of saving up money to spend one you get to the end. 8/10.
Stack ‘Em Up Solitaire - a basic take on Solitaire. I wish the game looked just a little better- the green they used isn’t really nice to look at for long periods of times. I like this one. 6/10.
Stardrops - another take on match three. Looks pretty, kinda interesting, but not my favorite. 5/10.
Tile Towers - I love Mahjong, but the colors they use for the tiles make this game hard to play. It’s hard to distinguish the tiles apart, so that’s not fun. If you want to play a Mahjong clone on a pet site, just stick with Koujong on Neopets. 2/10.
Triple Strike Solitaire - Solitaire, except this time it’s in pyramids!!! I actually prefer this to the other Solitaire, but it still is a little visually unpleasant, but not too bad. I wish they would update this one! 8/10.
Banaza: Tropical Troubles - the thrilling sequel to the original. Pretty much the same except you don’t progress in levels, it just keeps going till you lose. A little more going on, but eh. The platforming doesn’t feel good. 3/10.
Tulip Troubles 2 - where’s Tulip Troubles 1. We want answers. A quick reaction game. Fun. Not bad. Kinda just gets stale after a while. 5/10.
Tunneling Twigsy - this is not fun. Kind of like the Polar Bear one from Neopets but nowhere near as fun? 1/10.
Wacky’s Bullseye Batter - a batting game. Basic, fun. It’s okay. 5/10.
WackyER Zingoz - the THIRD version of Wacky Zingoz, and this one is actually pretty all right. Way more going on visually, there’s levels, it’s chill. 6/10.
Waddell’s Icecap Adventure - we all hate ice physics, right? Right. Mixed the other Penguin game up with this. The controls are bad and it’s not fun. 2/10.
Webkinz Rally - it’s all right? A really basic racing game, but I wish there was more to it. 4/10.
Scrambled - love this one. So simple, but challenging, but fun. You make omelettes until you win. Customers are mean to you like in real life. 10/10.
Where’s Wacky - basic memory matching game. It’s okay. 3/10.
Whimsy Skies - idk how to describe and I don’t want to because it’s got the classic Control Slowness(tm) and isn’t fun. One point added because I love Webkinz dragons, though. 2/10.
Zacky’s Quest - I want to actually complete this game some day but I have no patience for it. It’s unique, interesting, kind of an actual game and isn’t a match three. I like the adventure vibes. 6/10.
Zingoz Bounce - this game disappeared from my arcade. It was the game of the day the other day and I know they get taken out of the arcade list for that day but when it switched over it didn’t come back and I didn’t have the chance to play it when it was game of the day. Found it making this list though and it’s a boring clicking-to-support-the-ball game. 1/10.
Zingoz Pie - you throw pie. You do not have fun. 2/10.
Zingoz Pop - another updated game visually and it just totally lose the charm the original version has-- which you can play in the Quick-Play Arena, at least. It’s not much, though. 4/10.
Zingoz Zangoz - it’s not fun. It’s a fruit bouncing game and I just don’t care for the visuals or the gameplay. 1/10.
TOURNAMENT GAMES
Webkinz Supermodelz - I’ll argue that this is the most popular tournament game. I like it. You pick out outfits and the judges arbitrarily judge you. 9/10.
Cash Cow Battles - the same as the original Cash Cow but you’re competing against someone else. 7/10.
Wacky Zingoz - no. 1/10.
Link’D - it’s Connect Four. I like Connect Four. 5/10.
Checkers - I don’t like Checkers because I’m bad at it. If I wanted to bad at that kind of game I’d play Chess JKSDBFSD. Tried playing against the AI with Alyssa Fairy and she wiped the floor with me. 3/10.
Bogbeard’s Bathtub Battles - it’s Battleship but with cool power-ups. Actually very fun. 9/10.
Rock Paper Scissors - what do you think. 5/10.
Chef Challenge - my favorite tourney game. I LOVE making recipes in Webkinz so this is just a blast. 10/10.
Kinz Pinz Bowling - it’s virtual bowling, so not bad. 5/10.
Goober’s Atomicolicious - a take on Goober’s Lab but with a few more things-- trying to fill vials of color before your opponent does. I already like Goober’s Lab, so. This version is not slow, so that’s great. 8/10.
Duck Crossing - not a big fan? I like that it’s a strategy game but it’s just okay. 6/10.
Zingoz Switcherooz - not a fan, really, but it’s simple and inoffensive. I suck at strategy games. 4/10.
BOARD GAMES
Farming Frenzy - kinda fun, but really simple. I remember liking this game a lot. 6/10.
Go Fish - wow. it’s Go Fish. 5/10.
Jigsaw - love jigsaw games. For some reason the ask/chat/rap functions pop up and make the game pretty much unplayable for me. I’m so mad, because this was my favorite Webkinz board game. WHY does this pop up when it’s a one player game. 1/10. Would have been a 9/10 otherwise.
Pool - it’s Pool. But it wouldn’t let me play, so idk. I remember it being all right, though. 5/10.
Skunk Sweeper - it’s basically an original Minesweeper instead of what we get in the aracde version? But I don’t like Minesweeper. 1/10.
Webkinz Air Hockey - it’s virtual air hockey. It’s fun, though. 7/10.
Webkinz Coloring - it’s a virtual coloring book. 1/10.
#webkinz#webkinz tag#also if you read this and think I have bad taste at any point............ youre probably right I do HJSVBFS#just thought I'd do this cause I Can.#I spent an hour and a half on this pls. JKDBHFD#I mean just compiling the list playing all the games took hours and several days bcs I played some of them as far as I could go-#this is the most important post of my life
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Hidden TPN coverart extras!
I haven’t seen these details posted anywhere else online and so I really want to share them!! Underneath the dust jacket of each tankobon lies art different from the colour cover.
vol1. Young cattle child Isabella looks forlornly at the stairs.
vol2. Phil happily draws an owl with Morse code while an adult’s hand writes “promised B06-3″ with a Minerva Pen. Tthe Morse code around the owl is obstructed by Phil’s hand but definitely reads “harvest” because Phil has translated that on another paper
vol3. Grandma stands in the flooded and paper strewn gate hall
vol4. A selection of special toys that accompanied past eaten children float above Grace Field House. standouts include: violin, Little Bunny/Bernie, a drawing notebook with Marvine written in it, The Adventures of Ugo, and either a ball of twine or the earliest possible Lewis foreshadowing.
vol5. Norman reaches up to the puzzle sky. A long document with the Lambda/Ratri crest lies in foreground.
vol6. An owl carries Mujika’s glow-flower lamp.
vol7. The screens of the shelter monitor room light up with owls and the name William Minerva. Papers previously hidden by the main cast on the cover now reveal details: various maps point to A08-63, a globe is covered by one big Lambda/Ratri symbol, a topographic drawing labelled Take Care Area, a map marked Dangerous, a stick figure drawing of a wild demon speaking to Yuugo’s artistic talent, and in the same style what may be the earliest depiction of Lord Bayon wearing a tutu.
vol8. Young Yuugo and Lucas stand on the giant demon’s dinner plate, arms around each other’s backs and fists raised in defiance.
vol9. Solemnly, Norman offers a balloon in sacrifice to the Goldy Pond Clown
vol10. The shadows of the named demons appear on a blank Emma-less wall. in the foreground Lewis and Bayon’s hands rest a short distance apart. Hold hands already, you goobers.
vol11. Parvus dangles from Lewis’ empty hat by one paw and prehensile tail.
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snow, snuggles, and shitty
Kent Parson/Jack Zimmermann, Jack Zimmermann & Shitty Knight
Rated M
Tags: Snowed In, Injury Recovery, Anxiety, Coming Out, Temporary Mobility Aid
Chapter 1/? 2.1k words
for @parsebingo squares snowed in, injury, recovery, shower sex, bed sharing.
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Before the Aces announce Kent being put on IR, he texts Jack, asking if he could come for a quick visit while his knee rests. Of course Jack immediately thinks of how it would be to wake up next to Kenny again, to just be close to him, but his rational side speaks first.
Doesn't the team need your support? What about training? Kit needs--
Kent fields the questions sufficiently enough for Jack to concede. He books his flight before Jack can change his mind.
Jack isn't worried. Really. Everything is going to turn out fine. None of this is going to cause him any problems. Everyone won't think anything of Kent coming to visit him. The world knows they're friends. His friends know he and Kent are friends. No one will look beyond that.
Okay, Jack's worrying a little. He's talked things over with Kent, who reassured him for the hundredth time that things are gonna be fine, but Jack's anxiety didn't get the memo. He takes in a long breath through his nose and puffs it out through his mouth in a frustrated sigh.
With everyone else out for classes or studying, Jack has the Haus to himself, awaiting Kent's arrival. He’s picking away at the blanket covering the green couch waiting for Kent to knock on the front door. With each passing minute, Jack comes up with more reasons for Kent not to be here. He'll hate the Haus, the couch, berate Jack for using the roof as a room, and so on. He realizes all these passing problems aren't real. Kent wouldn't judge him.
A rapping on the door makes Jack jump out of his thoughts.
“Ziiiiiimms!” he can hear Kent whining a little muffled out on the porch. “I’m freezing out here!”
Jack gets up and jogs to the door. When he swings it open, a gust of biting wind blows into the house followed by a shivering Kent with the help of crutches. He watches as Kent bends down to unlace his boots.
“You’re the one that wanted to come visit me in winter,” he reminds him, reaching out to hold his shoulder when he sees Kent swaying a little with his weight on his bad knee. “Here, let me,” he says in a huff.
He bends down himself to untie the boot himself. Kent looks away from Jack’s ministrations and bites at his lip. If it weren’t for the cold outside, Jack thinks the pink on his cheeks is from the embarrassment of needing help.
“Thanks,” Kent whispers when Jack sets his boot beside the other near the other shoes littering the entrance way. “We, uh, we alone?”
Jack stands up, taking his time to let a smile spread across his lips when he’s looking down at Kent’s hazel eyes. He nods, knowing what’s coming. He throws his arms out to steady them both when Kent jumps forward, grabbing Jack’s face and bringing him down into a kiss.
Immediately, Jack is pulled back into the thousands of kisses they’ve shared over the years. Kent’s hands are cold, but sure holding his face like it’s something precious. They’re chests press firmly together. Jack bends down a little to make the reach easier on Kent with his one good leg. Jack’s chapped lips catch a little against Kent’s, but neither of them pay it any mind.
Kent pulls back enough to smile wide at Jack. He’s familiar with this look--so open and warm. Jack knows he looks the same--looks like he’s brimming with love. He leans in to press a peck to the corner of his smile.
“Thank you for coming,” Jack whispers to him and slips his hands firmly around his boyfriend’s middle--holding him close as he buries his face into his neck to breathe him in.
“Hey,” Kent says, patting Jack’s back. “Don’t mention it. This is a completely selfish trip.”
They laugh for a moment as they appreciate each other’s presence. Jack can’t remember the last winter he felt this warm. Jack’s foot nudges Kent’s bag, making a point and distracting him from the flood of butterflies in his stomach.
“Want me to get this upstairs? I can’t have you eating it trying to juggle things while climbing the stairs with that,” Jack explains, nodding to his crutches.
Kent rolls his eyes. “I got up that hell of a sidewalk all on my own, big guy, with ice! I think I can handle a few steps.”
Jack puts his hands up in defeat. “Alright. Guess you don’t need me to carry you up either, then.” His boyfriend’s eyes go wide for a second and he opens his mouth to protest. “No, no. It’s all good. You can handle yourself.”
“That was before I knew you carrying me was an option. You know how much I...enjoy you lifting me.”
“Or is it why I’m usually lifting you that you enjoy?” Jack asks, walking off into the living room.
Kent hobbles after him, scoffing. "Well, nobody told me that was on the table!"
He collides into Jack with groping, hopeful hands. Jack keeps their balance, again, and wonders if he'll end up getting injured himself before Kenny heads back to Las Vegas. He still wasn't sure how long Kent will be staying.
Like he'd suggested, Jack quickly bends his knees and gets his hands under Kent's ass. He lifts him up to wrap his legs around him, giving him ample time to steady himself without hurting his knee and starts walking up the stairs, duffle bag forgotten by the front door.
“Jackie-boy! You aren’t going to buh-lieeeeve what that white supremacist asshat said in class today,” Shitty yells once he’s inside the Haus, knocking the snow off his boots.
He looks up when he doesn’t get his usual hello. A few feet down the hall is a duffle bag next to a pair of crutches. He toes off his boots without bothering to unlace them and hops in stocking feet away from the entryway in an attempt to avoid wet socks.
Shitty peeks into the living room. Jack’s school stuff is on the coffee table with the TV off. He looks back to the duffle bag and crutches. On top of the bag, an Aces hat is resting upside down. One of Shitty’s eyebrows shoots up as a large smirk pulls up the corner of his mouth.
Before Shitty heads upstairs to put away all his class shit, he picks up the duffle bag and tucks it beside the stairs, out of the way, and picks up the crutches. Since nobody’s down here, whoever needs them is probably going to need them getting down here. Though he’s pretty sure he knows who must be up there with Jack, he doesn’t let himself fully think it. Jack’ll tell him, or he’ll find out eventually. No need to ponder it. He thinks about knocking on Jack’s closed door, but instead quietly leans the crutches beside it and tiptoes down to his door.
Jack wants to thank his therapist for suggesting he focus his schedule around morning classes. He knows it was meant to help him get up and out of the house first thing so he won't have time to dwell and build up his anxiety, still being partially asleep, but if one of the perks is the entire afternoon in bed with his boyfriend maybe he should send her some flowers...
"You sure you don't wanna do online school and come live with me?" Kent asks through his heavy breathing and blissed-out expression, laying naked and half on top of Jack. "I could get used to this."
Jack rolls his eyes and catches his own breath for a second. "You sure you don't want to get traded to the Falconers or something?" Jack asks with a smile, thinking back to all the times they've joked about this. "I could definitely get used to you being here."
Kent smacks what he can reach of Jack's ass and slides off of him onto the other side of the bed. He curses having forgotten to watch out for his leg and readjusts to stretch it out.
"Did you lie to me about the PT guy saying this was okay?"
"No! I would never lie about sex, Zimms."
"I meant coming here in the first place...Wait, did you really ask about sex?"
Kent laughs and nods. "Hell yeah, I did! Gotta ask the important questions: sex, showering, and driving. All of which are completely good-to-go."
Jack pulls Kent to him, letting him rest his head against his chest and places a quick kiss to the top of his messy, blond hair. "Does that mean you're ready to go again?"
Kent kisses Jack’s chest with a smile and licks his nipple in a fast, completely unsexy way. Jack finches away with an unexpected giggle, shielding his other nipple from Kent with his hand. From the glimmer in Kent’s eyes, he knows he’s a goner. Jack has never won a tickle fight in his life.
As the guys trickle on back home from a day of boring classes while they were wishing they were out playing in the snow or even just at home sleeping, the sky gets darker and the snow’s falling faster. When Holster stumbles in past the wind, the snow building in front of the porch is halfway up his shins.
Jack and Kent are warm up in bed with Jack’s laptop perched on his knees playing a cat video Kent insisted they had to watch before Jack could play another YouTube video in some series called Facts You Wish You Didn’t Know About Our Past Leaders.
Kent tells him again with deadly sincerity, “you can only go so far down to YouTube rabbithole before you come up for air and a good ole cat video and restart the cycle or you’ll end up watching some of the weirdest ever made by man at three am questioning reality.”
Jack’s giggles shake his stomach and computer so much the screen tips back so neither of them can see the video anymore, only causing his laughing to increase.
“You goober,” Kent chuckles and moves the laptop to the nightstand after pausing the video. “I think that’s enough of YouTube before we go insane.”
“Goober? Really?”
Kent tries to push Jack off the bed, but Jack grabs onto his arm. They shuffle back and forth for leverage until Kent tips backwards, head towards the floor, with Jack sliding over top of him. They’ve half laughing, half screaming when someone knocks on the door.
“You dyin’ in there?” Shitty yells through the bathroom door.
Jack tries to right himself, but Kenny slides out from under him to the side, causing Jack to slip onto the floor.
“Ow! Told you I’d end up injured! Nah, Shitty. Nobody’s dying!” Jack yells back to him.
He’s about to tell him to come in and say hi to Kent when he remembers their clothes are still next to his door instead of covering them up. He glances up to where Kent is sitting stark naked without a single iota of modesty, legs fully splayed, and stifling his laughter behind his hand.
Along his neck are a few red marks popping against his lightly tanned skin. A few streak trail down Kent’s chest where Jack’s fingernails traversed his body down to his hips earlier to get better leverage. In the back of his mind, he’s glad Kent won’t be stripping down in a locker room full of chirps and interns taking photos for social media.
“Alrighty, brah. What do you want for noms? Dining hall closed early ‘cause of the storm. I’m thinking pizza,” Shitty yells to him.
Kent looks at him expectantly. When Jack doesn’t answer straight away, he nods at him and motions to the door. Jack relents and tells Shitty they’ll be down soon.
“I thought you might want to avoid everybody for as long as you could…,” he mumbles while picking up his pants.
“Why would I do that? Hey, look at me…” Kent says, voice laced with concern. He waits until Jack turns back to him before he goes on, “I love you and am part of your life. I’m not going anywhere or trying to hide from your friends. I know you have good taste, so I’m sure we’ll get along.”
Jack looks away with a nod. The voice of his anxiety isn’t reality. Sometimes, it’s just so hard to separate the two. The nagging feeling that Kent’s just saying things to make him feel better sits in the back of his mind, but he choose to trust what he’s saying. Kent came all this way. He wouldn’t have done that just to hook up.
“Yeah, I know you’ll like ‘em.”
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What to Watch With a Hangover
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We’ve all been there. You have a few drinks. Then a few more. And then, boom, you wake up the next day with your neurotransmitters gone haywire, your system flooded by congeners, the blood vessels in your head dilated to twice their size due to glutamate rebound, aching from mitochondrial dysfunction and the inflammatory response to being poisoned by a probable human carcinogen. Mate.
In that diminished state, you’re good for nothing. You’re duvet fodder. And so to pass the time while your enzymes get to work breaking down that acetaldehyde, you legend, you’re going to need company. Not actual company. Other people are what got you into this mess, probably. No, what you need are on-screen friends – softly spoken, slow-moving, on-screen friends who may well be doing something in a meadow, or near a pond. What you absolutely don’t want is action, loud noises, explosions, fast edits, anything stomach-churning or, heaven forfend, to watch a single drop of alcohol passing between a single idiot’s lips. In short, no Michael Bay films. Instead, you need something like the below, hand-picked by our writers. Over to them.
The Twilight Zone (1959–1964)
The fact that Twilight Zone marathons are a proud New Year’s tradition certainly makes this an easy show to binge while you’re nursing a hangover, but this selection is about more than convenience or even the way that Rod Serling’s comforting voice can soothe your pounding headache. No, The Twilight Zone is the perfect hangover series because it offers a welcome combination of stories that are both comfortingly familiar and creatively varied. While nobody will blame you for sticking with the classics, try a few underrated episodes like ‘Shadow Play,’ ‘The Howling Man,’ and ‘The Midnight Sun’ if you think you can handle something new.
Worst Hangover Viewing: Leaving Las Vegas – Look, you know you drank too much last night. The last thing you need is to watch one of the cinema’s greatest depictions of the consequences of drinking. Matthew Byrd
Antiques Roadshow
When you’re nursing a hangover what you need, above all else, is for everything to just be chill. No loud noises, please – or flashing lights, or God forbid: weird smells. Thankfully there is one strangely riveting television show that is guaranteed to provide you with none of those things (and if you smell any TV show please consult a physician). Long-running series Antiques Roadshow is pure TV comfort food. One can easily spend an entire hungover morning, afternoon, or even evening by bingeing this pleasant auction series in which well-meaning goobers bring what they believe to be priceless artifacts to auction, experts analyze them, and then tell them how much grandma’s china is really worth.
Worst hangover viewing: Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives. Guy Fieri actually seems nice. I just can’t watch a man with frosted tips eat wings and nachos for hours on end. Alec Bojalad
Anne of Green Gables (1985)
I’ve specified the 1985 TV adaptation of L.M. Montgomery’s book series because that’s the apex of the ‘girls in straw hats’ genre, but really, you’d be safe with anything set in the late 1800s featuring a goat or a rustic fence on the DVD cover. Little House on the Prairie, Heidi, Little Women, What Katy Did, Anne With An E… they’ll all see you right. If you do decide to go Gables, then skip the episode in which Anne and Diana accidentally get wasted on a bottle of current wine they think is raspberry cordial. Otherwise, a feast of easily resolved disputes, jersey cows, and bucolic gads through flower-strewn fields awaits. Sit back – with care – and let the power of Canada cleanse you.
Worst hangover viewing: Dexter, or this video of a 1970s Mary Berry violating several fish. Louisa Mellor
Judge Judy
Judy is not your friend (and don’t call her Judy). But for the most banging of hangovers she actually is your friend. Like the most reliable of buddies, she is there all the time (you can find a channel showing Judge Judy at almost any hour of the day). And like a delicious Subway sandwich, almost all episodes taste the same: broken engagements, unpaid loans, damaged property and settlements to a maximum of $5000. It’s a familiar dance with Judy pedalling out catchphrase after catchphrase, rooting out the truth, calling out the idiots and doling out justice.
The people are real, the cases are real, the rulings are final (as the show points out at the start of each episode). It’s a comfort. Because in most people’s real world, there isn’t always justice. We don’t have a hero like Judy to swoop in and enforce fairness. Life is unfair and sometimes it sucks. Inhabiting the sleepy world of Judy’s court, with Officer Bird standing sentry by Judy is a perfect antidote to beer blues and shame spirals. Also, there are a lot of adverts and a lot of recaps: annoying if you’re watching fully functional, but in hangover zone it just means you can drift in and out, watch with half an eye and still follow everything that’s going on.
Worst hangover viewing: American Horror Story. So much gore. So relentless. Nope. Rosie Fletcher
Singin’ in the Rain (1952)
If Singin’ in the Rain doesn’t sound like a perfect hangover movie, then perhaps you need to drink more. Because this Stanley Donen-directed toe-tapper is an absolute rush of kinetic joy and breezy fun—the kind that can distract you from that ache in your head and the sandpaper in your throat. Instead get lost in a pitch perfect MGM technicolor confection where Gene Kelly spins in rain puddles, Debbie Reynolds croons in A-flat major, and Donald O’Connor makes ‘em laugh, and laugh, and laugh some more.
Worst hangover viewing: Tenet. It makes our head hurt while sober as a judge on Sunday, so…. David Crow
Letterkenny
Anne of Green Gables and now this? What is it about Canada that makes it produce excellent hangover cure content? Be forewarned, plenty of scenes in this half-hour comedy take place in the local bar, MoDean’s. And plenty of other scenes feature characters nursing a beer or two. But if you’re not so far gone that the mere sight of a neon Budweiser sign will kill you instantly, Letterkenny is excellent hangover entertainment. Letterkenny is a highly verbal experience. The vast majority of its jokes surround dextrous word play as its characters more or less just stand around in Ontario cornfields. Letterkenny is so dialogue-centric in fact that it sometimes comes across as an old-timey radio play with more dick jokes. That’s perfect for when you can’t bring your head out of the toilet, but still want to laugh. Alec Bojalad
BTS In the Soop
BTS has content for every occasion, but none of it is more chill than In the Soop, the two-season (and counting) series that sees the seven members of the hardworking Korean music group take a “break” (technically, they’re still working) from their busy schedules to hang out at a house in the country. (“Soop” is Korean slang for “forest.”) In the first season, BTS takes the time to engage in hobbies, from fish murder to casually masterful painting to rubberband glider construction. While the second season involves some hobbies (including BTS’ favorite sport, foot volleyball), the shorter, four-day stint mostly involves the various members sleeping, working out, and eating. If you’re looking for maximal cathartic relaxation, check out Season 1. But if you’re looking for dog content, check out Season 2, which features adorably eager Jungkook’s adorably eager Doberman, Bam.
Worst hangover viewing: BTS’ music video for “IDOL.” Too many colors. Kayti Burt
My Big Fat Greek Wedding (1 & 2)
When I’m hungover the last thing I want is anything that will make me worry – I just want to be comforted and sure that everything is going to be okay. In the My Big Fat Greek Wedding universe all peril is mild; the most tense storylines are concerned with people being embarrassed by their parents and their extended family or feeling awkward about being Greek. The films are heart warming, demand absolutely nothing from you and will leave you feeling like everything will be fine because Toula had a makeover and married Aidan from Sex and the City. They’re exactly what you need when you need to distract yourself from your beer fear (maybe avert your eyes from the whole lamb being roasted if you’re not ready for food). Opa!
Worst hangover viewing: Anything by Disney Pixar that starts off fun but is designed to catch you by surprise and leave you sobbing (see Coco). Elizabeth Donoghue
Below Deck
You wouldn’t think a reality show about lavish five-course gourmet dinners and lots and LOTS of booze would be a great hangover show, but I guarantee you the fat cats renting out these massive yachts are way more hungover than you the morning after. Despite the show being about a jaded crew of yachties serving the incredibly wealthy on a mega yacht that doubles as a floating party boat, the vibe’s actually pretty chill for the most part. Most of the time, you’re treated to stunning views of the Caribbean or the Mediterranean, and the soothing sounds of the ocean – just the kind of relaxing content you need while regretting all of your mistakes from the night before. Plus, if you’re like me, delicious food IS the best cure for a hangover, and there’s plenty of that coming out of the yachts’ kitchens.
Worst hangover viewing: Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives and anything with Gordon Ramsay yelling in it. So everything with Gordon Ramsay. John Saavedra
Forensic Files
A show that occasionally features graphic crime scene photos seems like it would break the rules of acceptable hangover programming. After all, unpleasant sights and sounds are what we’re trying to avoid here. But let’s be real here: it’s 2021 and if you’ve been consuming Western pop culture your entire life. You’re so desensitized to murder that your “true crime” obsession is something you can lead a dating profile with. That will come in handy because, if you can look past all the murder, Forensic Files is a perfect hangover show. Brilliant narrator Peter Thomas guides viewers through each 22-minute episode that features another crime (not always violent) solved through the magic of forensic science. With an episode catalogue numbering over 400, you’ll have plenty to watch if your hangover lasts forever. Alec Bojalad
After the Thin Man
There aren’t nearly enough (good) movies set around the mad dash holiday that is New Year’s Eve. Probably because, back in 1936, After the Thin Man set the bar so damn high that Hollywood has been afraid to even attempt to top it ever since. A sequel to the even more excellent 1934 murder mystery comedy The Thin Man, After the Thin Man picks up three days following the Christmas-set events of the first film. Our protagonists Nick and Nora Charles (yes, they are the namesakes for Nick & Norah’s Infinite Playlist)—and fox terrier Asta!—have completed their three-day train trek from New York City home to San Francisco and are barely off the tracks before they are beset with yet another murder mystery to solve.
As with the other films in this six-film, black-and-white franchise, the best part of the world is the relationship between Nick and Nora, a married couple who genuinely seem to enjoy one another’s company and spend the film drinking and having fun, all while solving the murder of Nora’s philandering brother-in-law Robert. The film also stars Jimmy Stewart in one of his early roles, making this a must-see for any classic Hollywood cinema fan for yet another reason. Kayti Burt
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seventeen college au valentine’s date
(with member of your choice!)
so a little backstory
you and him are in the same art class
and you both always make these little doodles that take just a minute while you do other work
they were always super cute and to be honest it made you find him super cute
long story short things kept happening and u two ended up with crushes on each other hehe
and you found out you liked each other hehehe
just one day before it was valentine’s day he got to class before you
which he was very relieved about
and tucked his little doodle for you under a tin of markers that were at your spot
when you got to class you saw the corner of paper sticking out and u were like
“oh wow i wonder who could have done this”
super sarcasm
you look around for him though but don’t see him anywhere
he was hiding behind a corner looking at u kind of sneaky
to see your reaction
but he was too shy to like be beside you when you looked at the doodle
when you moved the tin off of it and picked it up
and unfolded it
you saw that the drawing was of you and him
and you were both holding this huge candy heart with equally huge smiles
and on the heart had the words “be mine?”
but in the bottom corner of the paper was another drawing
much smaller
of you both eating the candy heart because why let it go to waste
and you laugh then smile
when he sees you laugh he’s like hooo boy okay yes this is good
and he comes up to you finally
you’re actually so intrigued at how good the drawing is though it isn’t a normal doodle and you jump when he puts his hands on your shoulders
so you turn around and you’re smiling super wide and he’s smiling super wide and you’re like aWWWWW and hug him super tight
the other students in the room were going awww too
and some were ignoring u too but hey that’s okay
in response to the “be mine?” on the heart you say “yes do you even have to ask !!!”
he’s like i wasn’t sure! you can’t blame me! you play footsies under the table with the guy that sits across from us
you’re like uh do u really think that means he’s my boyfriend or something??
he’s like yeah
and you’re like hhahhaha !!! and he’s like ahaah
then the teacher is like okay kids sit down
and class starts
later on after school you stay a couple extra minutes to finish your assignment because you were almost done!! thankfully art was last class of the day for you
he stays with you of course
after a little while it was just you and him left because the other students all rushed outta there and the teacher left to go bake some clay
you bring up the footsies thing again and you start ranting
not angry ranting but just ranting nonstop
and he literally out of nowhere was like hey...and pecks your lips real quick so you stop talking
you actually gasp and put your pencil crayon down before leaning and kissing him back but on the cheek
he blushes SO HARD
he grabs your hand and bag and drawing and just pulls u out of the room and ur like WHAT are you doing
he doesn’t say anything and pulls you to the library
and sits at a secluded table and it’s so sosoososooo sweet
he just holds your hand and plays with your fingers and he just asks about your day and kind of mumbles things sometimes that u ask him to repeat
and it’s always something like “oh.. i just said you look cute when you make that face..”
the smile and faint blush never leaves his face as you guys talk with each other.. until one of the library workers is like hey we’re closing get out
now its an hour and a half since school ended and u guys are lke woah what
but he’s still holding onto your hand and grabs your bag for u again and leads you outta there
and there’s nobody in the hallways so u guys just wander around in the school and keep talking
but soon your phone rings and ur like whoop! i know what that is gotta go home
and you pout because you love spending time with him…
but he’s like “no that face is too pretty to pout”
boom your mood is instantly brighter
and he just smiles because he Knows and he’s like alright which way
you’re like ????
he’s like which way to your home
and he obviously walks you home
of course before you open the door to go inside he kisses your forehead.. and he’s like I’ll see you tomorrow right?? it’s valentines day you better come to school :((
and you’re like yes of course i will see you tomorrow!! and he grins and winks and says “tomorrow it is then”
when you go inside and close the door you just sigh and squeal and that dork is jumping around as he walks away and hops all the way home wow he’s such a happy boy
so tomorrow comes aka ~valentine’s day~
art class is right in the morning
and neither of you have afternoon classes !!
he got up early to look good for u.. he did his hair how you like it and wore a button up shirt with these nice black pants ooo
he got you candy hearts like the drawing and some flowers but shh you don’t know yet
also he drew another picture last night but wait for that ok
he came early because he wanted to be there before you again
he’s checking his hair and breath and making sure his shirt is all nicely resting with no wrinkles or anything
and he’s waiting in the art room beside the door when you come in
you don’t see him n hes like yes my plan worked
he silently follows you and waits until you sit down and whispers “happy valentine’s day~~” and holds the flowers and candy and folded drawing out in front of you and ur like WOAHH
OH BOY
HE PUTS ALL THE STUFF ON YOUR TABLE AND LITERALLY JUST. SPINS YOUR CHAIR
and kiss e s you
and it’s short but passionate and like it sucked the life out of you that was so unexpected
and he pulls back at looks at you all dazed and smiles
both of you are so red
he turns your chair back around and tucks you in before he takes his seat next to you and points to the flowers because he doesn’t want you looking at him he is TOO SHY
“do you like them?? they aren’t valentine colours but they reminded me of you~” because there’s yellow flowers mixed with the pink
and inside u are a total mess like crying but a good cry with heart eyes..
he’s giggling like crazy and you unfold the drawing finally and this boy
“im glad you like the flowers because–”
he drew your faces from side angles and your noses are touching and like the other drawing you both have those big scrunchy smiles
and you CANT you just hug him so tight and wrap your legs around him too because your chairs are against each other like one long chair and just
the other students coming in now are all smiley and some “awww” at you guys and you pull away but
he opens the candy container thing and picks one and brings it up for you to read before putting it in your hand
it’s one that said “be mine?”
more people are smiling and cooing at you guys and you hide your beet red face
he hides his face too but sees you doing it still and whispers in your ear
“you okay?”
you nod but still hide your face and he rubs your back and leans his head on the table right beside yours and hes trying to look at you
“lemme see that pretty face? pleeease?”
soon enough when class starts though he goes and gets the paints and brushes you always use & your project and brings everything to you
he gets to work but wraps his leggies around yours and you’re like ??? but he just keeps doing his own thing
u let it happen no questions just smiles
at the end of class he cleans up all his and your stuff for you too :’)
and you assume he just didn’t bring a bag or anything today because he has nothing with him
he just picks up all of your stuff and says
“we’re going out to get lunch today!”
and you’re just like ok sunshine!
he’s like o no i should be calling you that...
so you’re like “well why didn’t you”
“dang u right.. i’m sorry prince/ss” and he looks around once again seeing practically nobody in the room then kisses your cheeks like 10 times
all this luck of being nearly alone in a public place wow
you guys go to this small casual restaurant about a block away
you to pick a table as he orders and pays in advance because he knows it’s a good place they never mess up
you come back and ask “what did you order for us?”
he smiles at the word “us” and looks down shyly
doesn’t respond and picks up where you left off from the conversation after school yesterday
he lightly takes hold of your hand and stares at you so admiringly as you talk
the food all comes soon and ok are you ready
spring rolls with the sauce in a heart shaped dish
sandwiches cut in the shape of a heart
red drink with heart straw
dessert was a cupcake with pink icing and a bit of ice cream in the shape of a heart too
and you were like wo w they’re really in the valentine’s spirit!! and he was like hehe yeah
but really he had to request it and pay extra for all that but it was worth it because he loved when you giggled and smiled so much
when you guys finish eating and talking and get up
and when you’re at the door just about to leave the waiter comes up with one last thing
a heart balloon!! and hands it to you and u look at your boy
he shrugs and he’s like idk where that came from
you’re like well i do you goober and peck his lips and he’s like heHEEe
he caresses your cheek and kisses you back but you pull away kind of quickly because this is a public place
after leaving the restaurant you guys just walk around the neighbourhood talking and laughing and sneaking lil kissies in here and there
you end up laying in the field by your school and again luck is on your side because nobody else is out there and it’s a bit chilly but sunny and nice
so it’s just you guys on the grass
holding hands and he sings this little song he made for you after getting over his shyness about it
and it makes you fall so much harder
you tied the balloon to your wrist but somehow it came undone
and at one point the balloon flies up and you yell !! and he jumps up and you do too and jump onto his back and you touch the ribbon but it gets away :((
you huff and you’re so sad and lay limp on his back n in a soft voice he’s like “baby it’s okay hey it’s okay”
extra cuddles and kisses as u pretend to stay sad and say it was the most special balloon because he got it for you
tickles you a little so you laugh and man
keeps kissing u so much he can not get enough
they’re always so soft and warm just so delicate
it’s overwhelming because you’ve never really kissed before and now so many in one day !!! but it’s exciting!!
at one point you’re kind of on top of him attacking him in kisses to “get back” at him n you bring your hands up for better balance and end up tickling his sides and he jumps
you’re like >:))
continue the tickling and “revenge” kisses and omg
even though he’s laughing so hard all you hear is silence because you’re just focused on his face and how purely happy he seems and it’s like wow.. i caused that
but you end up laying side by side fiddling with each others fingers
you see the dot of the balloon way up in the clear sky
you two just spend hours at the field sitting and talking and sometimes getting up and running away from the other as they threatened to tickle you
soon enough it’s already getting dark?? you two were so caught up in each other that you didn’t even realize it
he thought dinner plans were too formal as you two just became a couple and you already went on the cute lunch date !! so he walked you home before it got too dark
you started rubbing your arms because you got cold
you had a jacket on already but he put his coat over your shoulders as well
when he dropped you off he got a little pouty
and you kissed him to make him smile again
of course he did
and of course he held your hands as he looked at you while you talked
he stood outside the door with you for a long time but then you got too cold and got a shiver
and he was like oh no okay go inside
he walked home in the dark and he was a little scared but that didn’t matter because he was so head over heels for you
when he got home he checked his phone and saw a message from you
but even before replying he called his mom and told her all about you omg
he couldn’t help himself
this... angel boy
likes you so much
he will always do anything to make you smile
and always protect you and help you and support you
and love you
and he knows you’ll do all the same
#p.bullet scenarios#valentines#seventeen#seventeen scenarios#seventeen imagines#seventeen fluff#seventeen reactions#seventeen ships#s.coups#seungcheol#jeonghan#joshua#jisoo#jun#hoshi#wonwoo#woozi#dk#dokyeom#mingyu#minghao#the8#seungkwan#vernon#hansol#dino#chan
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YYH Reverse Matchup
Super late for @sweetsushiminnow ‘s YYH Match-Up!
Name (username can work too):
Ashleigh (Ashley, but fancy. Haha.)
Nicknames:
Ash, Little Bat, Lady Wolf, Honey
Age: 29
Sex: Female
Zodiac: Aquarius, the Water Bearer
Personality:
A bit reserved at first, it takes me a minute to warm up to people. I’m come off as politely shy.
If I’m with people I’ve known for ages, I’m bubbly, sarcastic, witty and sassy.
I’m a giver and a care taker. I want to make sure everyone is okay, and usually put them above myself.
I can seem a bit distant at times, but it’s usually because I’m day dreaming.
I’m unfortunately blunt and come off a bit rough when I’m explaining things.
I have a horrible case if resting bitch face, but if you greet me, I usually lose it quick and replace it with a smile.
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Height: 5’6”
Hobbies/Interest:
I’m interested in anything that has to do with the medical field. I love science, Biology and Genetics in particular. I also enjoy learning about History and Lore from any region in the World. I love to read, mostly Sci-Fi, Fantasy, and Historical Fiction. I’m an ordained wedding officiant, so I’m a hopeless romantic, and adore any sort of romantic gestures. I like arts and crafts, mainly floral design and costume building. I’m a foodie, and I love to try new places and dishes. This also means I like to turn shit up in the kitchen too. I am a Renaissance Festival junkie. Nature is my church and I worship often. I love walks along the nature trails and beaches near us. Moongazing is my nocturnal pleasure.
Turn Ons:
Height difference (Taller than me). Intelligence. Animal lover. Someone who is passionate about what they love and believe in. A true caring heart. Someone who can be serious, yet a complete goober. Exuberant facial expressions (I love seeing emotions on people’s faces). Kisses on the back of my hand. Singing with me, even if they sound like bagpipes in a woodchipper (It’s the effort that counts, right?). Sarcasm, and not getting upset when it’s dished back. Pet names. Hands and hand holding. A little pain with pleasure. Hugs from behind. Snuggling. Silly, cheesy pick up lines (This is more after having dated for a while). Drawing on my back. Biting. Nails digging in or dragging. Affectionate kisses (Neck especially).
Turn Offs:
Blatant ignorance. Closed minds. Disrespect. Liars and cheaters. Animal/child/spousal abusers. People with a God complex. Over religious zealots. Cruelness. Lack of empathy. Arrogance. Racism/sexism.
About Yourself:
I’m a student, currently working towards my Associates of Science, then my Bachelor’s degree in nursing with a Labor and Delivery focus, THEN my Nursing Practitioner (Masters) degree with an OB/GYN focus. Woo. Lots of school! But, I don’t mind, I love learning new things, especially in the medical field, Genetics and Biology especially.
I’m the care taker of my group, and the go to person for medical advice. I usually put people and their needs above my own, and even though it’s burned me in the past, I’m still the most open hearted in my group of friends.
My mouth is dirtier than a sewer in 14th century London. Fuck and shitmotherfucker (all one word) are the epitome of my vocabulary. I can speak very well, and censor myself if needed, but in a laid-back setting. Yeah, the F-Bomb is dropped like hot potatoes.
I’m a day dreamer. I’m usually staring off into the distance with my headphones in. This unfortunately makes me seem distant, when in reality, I’m a very open person…Well, once I get to know someone. I tend to come off shy at first, but I warm up quickly and turn into this sarcastic, witty, sassy creature with a horrible panache for being blunt. I also have very little filter left at this point in my life, so I usually over share.
I am the story teller. I’ve lived a very colorful life in my 29 years bouncing around this planet, and I have no problem sharing my experiences, good or bad.
I had to mature very early in my life. At 15 I was diagnosed with Systemic Lupus Erythematosus and Rheumatoid Arthritis, both terminal with no cure. I was bedridden for three months, and after treatment, had to teach myself to walk again. Then the next level of maturity came when I was 19. My grandmother was diagnosed with stage four lung cancer, metastasized to the bone, and lymph nodes. She was the one who raised me from the time I was 6 months old, so it was my turn to care for her. I cared for her until her untimely death in 2010 when I was 21. Maturity level three was achieved then, when I was thrown out into the world for the first time with no guidance. Because of all this, I was always more mature than my peers, and lost a great deal of friends due to that. But, I endured, and continued on to where I am today.
I’m also EXTREMELY self-conscious. I was bullied throughout high school because one of my medications caused a significant amount of weight gain… I’m extremely critical about the way I look. I don’t wear anything that’s fitted. Most of my clothes are too big. I only really like my eyes.
Let’s switch to some happy vibes, yeah?
I’m an ordained officiant and can perform wedding/vow renewal/hand-fasting ceremonies. With that, out comes my hopeless romantic side. I’ve always been one, and I love, love. Candlelit dinners, rose petals, bouquets of flowers for no reason, little love notes, etc. (All this could also be due to me being born on Valentine’s Day… <3)
Arts and crafts are my way to unwind. I’ve been working with flowers and floral design since my high school days. I made mums, corsages, bouquets, centerpieces, etc. I still do arrangements for around my town-home and house warming parties. I also dabble in costume building, mainly for the local renaissance festivals. I perform as the Maned Wolf noble, Lady Serena Louvel. (Picture below).
I’m an eclectic Wiccan, with a central pantheon of Norse, Celtic and Native American deities. I’m still a baby Witch and learning in a solitary setting. I never judge others based on their religions, you are free to believe what you want to believe just as I am. I don’t, however, tolerate religious bigots and zealots.
I’ve always been a very laid back, go with the flow, open minded individual who enjoys unique people and ideas. Nothing is too outlandish. I’m a big believe of “if it’s not hurting anyone, have at it.”
My favorite colors are: Purple, Teal, Blue hues, Silver, Crimson, and Black.
I’m a snuggler, and love spending rainy days, or weekends wrapped up in a blanket or snuggled down close to my boyfriend. But, I’m also an adventurer. I love going to new places and seeing new things.
I think that’s it… Haha! Thanks for making this @sweetsushiminnow !
Pictures (Optional):
I worked as a Phlebotomist (Vampire) at a major hospital here in Houston before going to school full time.
Lady Serena Louvel was created by @netherden !
Legit Vampire.
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It Leaves As Quickly As It Came
You said that you were a submissive male looking for a Domme Trans woman. I said I was a Domme/Switch Trans Woman looking for a submissive male. We met on Fetlife and you messaged me on kik a day later. Our conversation flowed as smoothly as melted chocolate. We began the day talking to one another and ended it reading the words of each other. You were in Nevada wandering the west of the United States. I was in Charleston, South Carolina living my life. After only a day or two you began to drive eastward; your next destination being Baton Rouge.
You said that you were coming to see me. I didn’t believe you. And if you were you must have been nuts. You arrived Friday January 6th, 2017. I debated whether to come to your hotel room as I knew you had just drove from Baton Rouge in one day. I asked a friend what to do and they said I was to knock on that hotel room door. I peered into the window and to my complete shock there you were. Lying face first down on the bed with your legs hanging off. I paced back and forth filled with anticipation and uncertainty. You actually had came.
Your kisses weren’t rough or angry. I was confused. You were tender. It frightened me. In the morning I woke with such excitement to cook for you the traditional Southern foods. It’s always pleased me so much to feed those that I care for. You said you enjoyed my grits. That made me so happy. Wasn’t sure how an Icelander would take to grits.
You read to me from your magic book in Icelandic. It mystified me by its sounds but more so that this was actually happening. I took you to see my friends Bella and Jewls. It felt so amazing taking you to see them. No one before has done that. No one has cared to know my life outside of sex in quite some time. They enjoyed you by the way. Even in your observational silence.
I had to go to work and was dreading having to leave you. The time spent with you had already been so rich and filled. I returned home from work and heard my door bell ring. I opened the door to finding you standing there with a bouquet of flowers. My frustration with having thought you woke my roommate melted away. You stood there in the door way staring at me like no one has before. You peered over the tops of the roses into me. I went to draw a bath. I lit the candles adorning the arms of the tub. You hadn’t taken a bath in your adult years. We used the bath bombs that I purchased from Lush downtown on King.
As our bodies wrapped around one another I felt it. I gazed into the flame of the candle and everything stopped. Emotions poured out of my chest into my eyes. The tears rolled down my face uncontrollably. You heard me as I tried to stay silent. Your arms gripped tightly around my back embracing my pain. You didn’t run. You stayed with me.
You love being in nature. I used to. You are a traveler. I used to be. We went to Francis Marion Forest to hike in 32 degree temperature. I was so warm being out there with you. The cold was not only comfortable but enjoyable. You raised my core temperate. You followed me into the woods as I weaved in and out of the trees. Trees don’t grow naturally in Iceland. I told you all that I knew of the species that exist here. I broke off a small elm switch and spanked you through your jeans. It bit with a ferocity that my whips at home can not compare to. We walked along the rice field irrigation ditch observing the knuckles of the Cyprus and the coloration of the oil onto of the water. I pushed you against the tree and showed you how I cared for you.
We went to SeeWee Outpost and shared a Whole Fried Flounder, butter beans, red rice, calamari, hushpuppies, and vinegar fries. Afterwards we sat in the sun enjoying espresso simply being in each others company talking about our grandmothers laughing and sharing. I had to go to work again. It’s fair to say you were all I thought about and talked about. The shift ended and you joined me at my favorite late night restaurant. We shared wings and pretended to watch the Clemson Alabama game. Discussing the culture of sports internationally. We sat in an American bar but I felt as though we were in our own universe. They could see us and us them. But there was this separation. We came back home.
I had told you while at work that I couldn’t tell you how I felt about you via text. It was simply too impersonal. I didn’t rush to tell you. I let it come out in its own time. You never rushed me. You took your time and let me take mine. I was trembling to tell you. My body quivered with fear of being rejected as it’s the most vulnerable I’ve been with another in so long I can not remember. But it was too soon to say it. I don’t even know what it is. Our relations was too juvenile for such words of depth to be shared with one another. But I felt safe with you. Protected. Cared for. You didn’t run. You stayed. Listened. Consoled. You don’t know what that has meant. You made me realize what I had been selling myself cheaply. You stripped me of the veil I lower over myself. I whaled for how hard I have become inside. You reminded me what is real. Such stillness comes over someone after something like that. Never ending kisses will never satisfy me nor tell you how thankful I am for you. I mean what I said and said what I mean. You were so soft. Tender. You’ve changed everything and love you for that along with so many other reasons.
You’re going to make you way back Washington and then back to the island. You will always stay with me whether we ever see one another again or not. You’ve given me hope when I just about was ready to give up. I feel so silly writing all of this. The tears wash my face as I write. Im glad I haven’t put on makeup yet. You are such a goober. You weren’t what you said you were. And neither was I. I am so glad that you came. You will leave but what you gave me will always stay with me. I’m so glad I was the fool to fall in love.
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Episode Number and/or Name: Episode 9
Favorite Moment: The fact that you are illustrating actual pokemon predation. The games and the show rarely even show it, except for some pokedex entries. It brings more reality to the world. Also Shania having to go through so much shit, but STILL being a champion despite it all made me smile. Also holy shit, pokemon think about heaven and the after life. Wow. That’s…..really deep, for essentially intelligent animals, but then again, so are we.
Least favorite moment: The fact that everyone is being a dick to Shania cause of her skin color. I know she kicks ass and takes names. And to blame her FOR A DISEASE OUTBREAK IS LIKE, WHAT. Some people in this universe must be part of a tinfoil hat society or something like that.
Biggest surprise: That you aren’t afraid to show just how brutal and horrible life is. The predation angle took me completely by surprise, especially stating that the flowers/leaves on pokemon have a blood supply.
A question about this episode: How in world did Stillwell swallow a GODDAMN CORK. IT COULDN’T HAVE FELT GOOD GOING DOWN, LET ALONE COMING OUT THE OTHER END.
What you look forward to seeing or learning in the next episode: n/a cause i read it already cause im a goober :V
Other comments: Just when I think you can’t get anymore brutal in this series, you have to hit me out of left field like this. Goddamn. Holy shit.
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Super Mario Run for iOS updated with new characters
Following its launch on Android these days, Nintendo has additionally up to date Terrific Mario Run on iOS. The replace provides a host of latest capabilities and worm fixes and brings the app to model 2.zero. The update comes months after the app’s initial launch.
Headlining the replace are new playable characters. Nintendo says the replace provides specific color versions of Yoshi. If you play with a sure shade of Yoshi during Toad Rally, you could unlock more toads of that shade.
Moreover, the update makes extra of the sport to be had without spending a dime
. Nintendo says that by using finishing certainly one of Bowser’s demanding situations, you may free up the formerly locked courses 1-4 and war with Bowser. Moreover, Nintendo says that If you “clear course 1-4,” you’ll get new guides to play in Toad Rally.
There are a bunch of different new features and changes within the replace. The update lays basis fro “new buildings that will be introduced in an upcoming event,” in addition to wider support for Easy Mode, Rally Tickets, and much extra.
Great Mario Run is to be had for free at the App Store, though a $10 in-app buy unlocks all of the stages.
Super Mario For Brown People
As a brown youngster, it became tough to discover media wherein I felt like I may want to relate. As I get older, it’s become barely simpler to come to terms with this; but it’s very much a persevering with conflict.
In video games, this has usually been a chunk difficult. One of the video
Games that captured my creativeness (as it did most of the people) changed into Fantastic Mario three for the NES. I take into account that the game excited me however additionally kinda scared me (Why became the solar so irritated at me?). Its style made sense to my toddler mind, however, more importantly, did not exclude me as an Asian youngster. I agree with that is due to matters. First of all, the limited snapshots of pixels meant that it changed into hard to seize pores and skin hues so most characters have been generically white.
At the same time as this has some apparent implications (Eurocentric), it absolutely meant that pores and skin shade changed into reduced to 3 pixels. Mario was white and European, did it rely upon? No. was he without a doubt Italian? I bet he turned into. But the point is this wasn’t genuinely a representation of the struggles of an Italian plumber. This was amusing. There has been a target to get to, and you simply had to do it to the returned drop of a few fantastical portraits. Mario and Luigi were such bloated stereotypes it becomes difficult to take them severely. Once I played as Mario, I was Mario.
Secondly, as a Jap sport
(which I did not virtually consider at the time) all the referents in which alien within the west. It wasn’t pretty a “white” world because culturally speak all of the referents had been no longer there inside the West. Tanooki fits? Goombas? It supposed not anything to us, it just regarded super and supposed as a brown kid I did not experience excluded. In reality, I felt very plenty a part of this myth global and was glad to spend hours scouring it for secrets (and nevertheless do!).
it’s clearly the final irony of video games that as snapshots in games at the moment are greater “sensible” they become reproducing actual global discriminations. I am manner much more likely to stumble upon stereotypes of brown human beings in video games in complete HD than I ever became as an infant (not to mention there have been none within the pixel length). that is a real shame, and that I experience that as games try to seize the “Hollywood” movie sense (for larger returns) it’s going to truly reproduction the equal problematic issues that the cinema has been criticized for.
Shifting From IOS Background to Android App Development
The entry of clever phones in our lives has made us lean completely closer to generation. Mobile phones have now grown to be a need in particular because of the brand new and thrilling apps and addictive video games which are being launched ordinary at the app store. Such Cell app improvement takes place on diverse systems like Android, Windows, and iOS and there brings about several functions which constantly makes us keep on with our Cell monitors.
Numerous Cell app development organizations are gaining significance with the drastic growth in the wide variety of apps and games being released on app keep. There may be a growing call for of latest ideas for apps through numerous businesses. The rage is such that even iOS developers are moving themselves to grow apps on Android platform. But, the main hassle they face is the proper execution of apps in Android app improvement. So, right here we are with a few records for iOS turned Android app developers. Hope it turns out to be useful.
Android app improvement and iOS are pretty similar
The developers moving from iOS app development to Android app improvement have a false impression that they could go through the process of mastering a whole new language all collectively. However, that isn’t always the truth, because you already have those growing abilities found in you. Additionally, being an iOS developer, you need to be quite privy to Objective-C or Swift.
At the same time as programming with Android, we use the concept of Object Orientated Programming and Java as the base that’s much like Goal-C and Swift. The concept of Delegates, overriding techniques and subclasses are also used in iOS and therefore Android app development turns into clean for the iOS developer. Nearly all the principles and logics being used in each system are same, it’s simply that during Android app development, Java language is used. consequently, the developer has to get nicely versed with Java key phrases as he can be the usage of key phrases like override, implements, extends, and so forth., and not the ones utilized in iOS.
Android Studio and X code- Usage Distinction
Many times it is quite traumatic to use the Xcode IDE However now there are some primary enhancements made it in over a previous couple of years. In Android app improvement through Android studio, a number of the Xcode capabilities can also be implemented.
The usual coding exercise for overriding strategies, subclasses, import statements, etc., utilized in iOS improvement is reduced to a first-rate volume via Android Studio by using Java keywords. Despite the fact that both Xcode and Android Studio paintings pretty, in addition, there are nonetheless some variations inside the UI code written in both the IDEs. Where on one hand Android makes use of separate XML documents, however, Xcode makes use of storyboards and nibs.
Sitcom Characters Who Seek A Driver’s License
Every week away from faculty in late March had emerged as a ceremony of spring for both high school and university students. There have even been students as younger as fourth graders who’ve trekked to Florida however, luckily for society, it became a fictional quartet.
“Bart On The street” is the title of an episode of The Simpsons in which pals Milhouse, Martin and Nelson be a part of Bart on a getaway to the light Country.
They get as some distance as Knoxville, Tennessee before things move awry.
The maximum thrilling part of the plot is how Bart receives a vehicle in addition to a driver’s license. Because of “Take Your Child To Work” he spends the day with aunts Selma and Patty at the Springfield Department of Motor Cars. Bart manages to create his own fake I.D., rents an automobile and convinces his friends to move South for Spring Break.
Of all of the Tv characters who have attempted to gain a riding allow, Bart simply had the easiest time. Here are 9 different sitcom episodes wherein regular characters go through the manner to get a license.
Gidget
The title character (performed via Sally Field) desires a license to make flower deliveries in order that she can earn enough money to buy her father a brand new typewriter.
Aunt Bee within the Andy Griffith Display
The woman head of the Taylor household has become the oldest character to seek a license, terrifying the city of Mayberry inside the procedure.
Goober in Mayberry R.F.D
Homer Pyle’s cousin (played by George Lindsay) became a mechanic who already had a license, but he becomes entrusted to offer driving lessons to young adults till he backed into the Important’s new automobile.
Gomez Addams inside the Addams Circle of relatives
The pinnacle of the eerie and eccentric extended family seeks a duplicate of his favorite photograph, most effective to find out that the man who took it now works for the BMV. Gomez (played with the aid of John Astin) takes the motive force’s check most effective to get the photo that would be placed on the card.
Originally posted 2016-08-28 04:41:18.
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