#for some reason we're letting geringverdiener do a ratenzahlung

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IM GETTING A BIKE 💖🚲✨

#im literally broke but #for some reason we're letting geringverdiener do a ratenzahlung #ballert übelst brudi #rip my schufa score #all i can say is god bless credit card debt god bless payment plans god bless mild hedonism #one of the oversized freak bikes i had my eye on #came back in stock #IN THE CORRECT FRAME SIZE #WHICH IS PRETTY MUCH IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND #AND WITH A HEAVY DISCOUNT #so i ordered it 😌 #for context: my most specialest boy (name of my old bike) was stolen by my landlords in 2019 #OUT OF MY BASEMENT #and after one and a half years of bickering they reimbursed me #massive air quotes #meaning they paid me like 90 bucks for the bike (the lock alone was worth that much) plus a few more euros for some other shit #anyway ive been a pedestrian ever since #and ive been dying to get a new bike #im 6'6 and not made from lightweight materials so your 50€ average flea market bike simp #ly doesnt work for me #thats why this feels so AWESOME #IM SO FUCKING HAPPY YOU GUYS #IN A FEW DAYS ITS GONNA BE #DING DING BITCH #GET OUTTA MY WAY #&