#OUT OF MY BASEMENT

[smute]

IM GETTING A BIKE 💖🚲✨

#im literally broke but #for some reason we're letting geringverdiener do a ratenzahlung #ballert übelst brudi #rip my schufa score #all i can say is god bless credit card debt god bless payment plans god bless mild hedonism #one of the oversized freak bikes i had my eye on #came back in stock #IN THE CORRECT FRAME SIZE #WHICH IS PRETTY MUCH IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND #AND WITH A HEAVY DISCOUNT #so i ordered it 😌 #for context: my most specialest boy (name of my old bike) was stolen by my landlords in 2019 #OUT OF MY BASEMENT #and after one and a half years of bickering they reimbursed me #massive air quotes #meaning they paid me like 90 bucks for the bike (the lock alone was worth that much) plus a few more euros for some other shit #anyway ive been a pedestrian ever since #and ive been dying to get a new bike #im 6'6 and not made from lightweight materials so your 50€ average flea market bike simp #ly doesnt work for me #thats why this feels so AWESOME #IM SO FUCKING HAPPY YOU GUYS #IN A FEW DAYS ITS GONNA BE #DING DING BITCH #GET OUTTA MY WAY #&

[stravacious]

gary’s twin sister, nadine!!

i’m a sucker for the bonnie & neddy episode :’)

#stravacious #i imagine gary dyed his hair pink bc it’s her favorite and then she wanted it done too #they’d interact with each other a bit more in this world #in at canon bonnie kinda just locks him in a basement bc that’s all she can do but like. nadine needs to eat #i picture it more like he is her only safe person #she freaks out about other people so gary doesn’t bring anyone over #she might be a tablet girlie #sorry if this is too ‘miku binder jefferson’ to ppl out of the at canon loop #their gum lullaby is just some rlly cute song their mom used to sing before she died #in my last at post i mentioned that they lived w their shitty aunt georgia (uncle gumbald) before gary moved them out #maybe she’s the reason nadine hates other ppl so much #adventure time #fionna and cake #gary prince

[basement-buddy]

My best friend and me

#my truesona is the brown one with the yellow/orange shirt #I love drawing my loved ones as cats to hang out with me #my artwork #basement buddy #digital art

[catharusustulatus]

Headcanon that Steve is a good cook but never uses the right tools. He taught himself to cook out of necessity and ended up loving it because it’s a mindless activity that also provides; he still gets a lot wrong. Here he is making Eddie and Wayne a full Thanksgiving dinner and he’s using an omelette spatula to scrape pumpkin pie filling out of the bowl. Even Eddie knows that’s wrong…but he can’t do anything but beam as he watches Steve, tongue out in concentration, humming a top 40 song, kitchen towel over his shoulder, making him and his uncle and three course meal.

#stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie #st headcanons #I couldn’t get this out of my headddd #Steve is domestic as fuck #you can’t tell me Steve isn’t buying all the pumpkin and apple themed foods every fall #and baking up a storm #always bringing pumpkin bread to the wheelers house when everyone meets up in the basement #robin’s mom and Steve share banana bread recipes with each other they’re on a first name basis #like hey Connie you see condensed milk is on sale? he says to robin’s MOM #anyway just an idea

[jellydragons]

tetra is having a Day

#my posts #my art #the legend of zelda #wind waker #tloz #tloz wind waker #tloz ww #wind waker fanart #like imagine you break through a window cool as to save your sorta bestie #only oops oh no some dude the size of a mountain wearing a bathrobe has you by the neck and is saying some wild stuff about whatever #and you very reasonably pass out on account of the being strangled #next thing you know you wake up on your sorta bestie’s talking (!) boat not dead which is a definite plus #but also UNDER THE LITERAL ACTUAL OCEAN. OKAY. #so the talking (!!) boat is like ‘go find the whatever’ so your sorta bestie takes you on a quick jaunt through this MASSIVE building #like this thing is bigger than windfall island and just under the ocean?? this whole time apparently?? #anyway so it’s pretty chill you go down into the basement there’s some sweet statues and then a dude in ANOTHER bathrobe appears #yada yada says some stuff turns out the talking (!!!) boat was actual the ghost of some long dead rando who’s like a king ig and THEN #HE FIDDLES WITH YOUR MUM’S TRIANGLE NECKLACE AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE IN SOME MUSTY DRESS WITH MORE LACE THAN SENSE AND ALSO A PRINCESS?? #which. okay. take a second to process THAT mess and huh if you’re a princess and the dead boat dude is a king wouldn’t that mean- AUGH #this takes place over like maybe 5 hours including the time you were Passed Out On Account Of The Strangulation #AND THEN YOU GET LOCKED IN THE BASEMENT LIKE???? #anyways tetra should’ve systematically smashed every stained glass window in the place. she deserved it for having the Worst Day Of Her Life

[anotherpapercut]

genuinely so many of you want to be leftist and "punk" and countercultural soooooo bad but you refuse to become comfortable with the concept of people taking drugs for fun because they like it and not because they were somehow tricked or forced into it without knowing what they were getting themselves into

you'll be like "addiction is a disease!!" but think you're better than those degenerate stoners because you only drink energy drinks and white claws and would never touch "illegal drugs"

many if not most drugs CAN be consumed completely safely with almost 0 risk to the user and even if that werent true and all drugs were extremely dangerous you still wouldn't be better than those of us who love doing drugs recreationally

lighten up and grow up. get offline, talk to real adults, and stop being shocked to discover that they enjoy doing stuff that adults do like have sex and do drugs and even listen to rock and roll

#put punk in parantheses bc yall are hardcore straight edge at best lmao #goes to a punk show in someones basement and gasps when i see people snorting coke off each other in the corner #anyway heres your regular reminder from your friendly neighborhood drug addict that drugs can be and often are consumed safely #LSD‚ MDMA‚ psilocybin‚ cannabis of course‚ ketamine‚ coke‚ whippets. these are all drugs that i personally have used #and that are completely safe when used correctly and by someone who doesn't have some sort of allergy #even if someone is on a dangerous drug like meth or heroin you are not better than them #in fact theyre probably a lot chiller than your ass if youre still viewing drugs as a thing for 'degenerates' to do #literally can not hang out with non druggies anymore bc they cannot stop themselves from moralizing it #i mention that my vape has thc in it and i get That Look and a bunch of 'i would never smoke weed. i mean its fine. i just would NEVER' #i get it! you view drugs as a thing thats only for poor people or people who dont care about themselves or whatever #i call that the go ask alice effect. people will think you smoked weed then immediately had sex got pregnant and died of a heroin overdose #even when they think theyre being super progressive

[silusvesuius]

steer clear of ....the illigitimate child of... nvm

#skyrim #oc #nelavis #my art #the OC art i make spanning across seasons just cus i wait for it to pile up and then not draw anything LMFAO #if u remove 1 letter and switch move one his name is literally n*lvas so i'm thinking in another universe he's their child #and it fits! #n*loth would impregnate t*lvas just to see what happens (❓❓) and then throw the child out #t*lvas is really heartbroken but nothing comes before his education. but he visits him sometimes #that's why nelavis can read and write and do a lot of things #nelavis will tell you sob stories of his broken family and how his mom is always being abused by his dad with a big smile - #- over at his house during tea and cracker hour #while you're confused about the weird smell coming from the basement #that's not canon though #anyways enuff of that.. maybe i'll post more OCs in the future maybe not; i actually think about them quite a lot lol.. #i'm Shy

[velocitic]

it's right behind me isn't it

#HOW. HAS IT BEEN THREE YESAARS #NO!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #the cw has been keeping me in the basement . let me out mishas bisexual in here #spn #supernatural #nov 5th #my art #sona #i guess LOL

[kindledrose]

goofy hermit doodles!! because uhh why not!!

#cubfan135 #zedaph #hermitcraft #hermitcraft fanart #sorry for making zed purple-coded do you still love me /j (it's kind of a magenta. so.) #this was my first time drawing cub (unless you count scraps of doodles from like 2019 that i probably lost a while ago) !! #and as such it was a definite learning process! i could definitely draw him better now i think but this one turned out okay for now #i still feel like i didn't do him justice though.. i'll try again tomorrow #zed on the other hand came out fantastic and then i proceeded to not be able to draw him well ever again (he's from a few days ago) #fun fact i was trying to write a desert duo-centric little story a couple days ago and i randomly put cub in as a placeholder character for #-scar to talk to in a scene and my entire story accidentally became about convex instead. whoopsies #also zed lives in scar's basement. cub does too but he actually pays rent. they don't know about zed so it's funny #scar's house is a theme park. his basement is a hole #it's a whole thing. why am i talking about this? i don't know i'm really tired ok #doodles #reblogs super appreciated as always :D

[fairyrona]

i was listening and crying to we might be dead by tomorrow by soko while drawing this, if anyones curious and in the mood for a cry

#byler #byler fanart #byler is endgame #will byers has powers #will byers #st5 #my art #buff byers agenda #stranger things #mike wheeler #st4 #will byers supremacy #flickergate #post apocalyptic boyfriends #byler kiss #mike in a fluffy jacket #watch out for the homophobic god #i meant dog #he is always watching #basement kiss

[dungeons-and-dragon-age]

Hiii everyone, say, how do your Hawkes go go about sharing their estate? If they do it at all? Is everyone free to come and go or are they more private? Or do they only invite their LI to stay? I'm curious!! :)

#lay rambles #my ocs #oc: liam hawke #oc: lilian hawke #both my hawkes are very social w their friends but i love comparing their boundaries around it #theres variation in rules for specific ppl with both of them ofc but theres still general differences #with liam its all very open and everyone can p much come and go whenever #they dont get extra keys (theyll get lost and he doesnt want randos finding them lol) but they know where to find the spare key #and bodhan and sandal and orana know to let them in whenever #hes very lenient in this this regard but he does have rules abt what he does and doesnt want them to do #mostly its about not making too much of a mess lol bc liam prefers to clean himself #(he doesnt trust the crew with his household and also he has particular ways of doing things and Hates when theyre done differently) #so things like keep your dirty garb at the entrance dont cook by yourselves (this was banned after they did it one (1) time lol) etc #also no fucking allowed. do that somewhere else for the love of the maker he does NOT want to walk into that in his own house #(and it also comes back to liam not trusting them with cleaning but also Not wanting to clean that up lol) #also he is not fond of them going into his room uninvited. most of the house is chill but that is *his* space #he accommodates these rules by e.g. having spare slippers and a little washing basin in the entrance hall for dirty shoes/feet #always makes sure to have snacks in stock that he knows they like #food will have notes abt what to leave for leandra/orana/etc but otherwise food is prepared with his friends in mind #and in general he'll make sure to adjust the space/routine in little ways to accommodate them #(air out when fen isnt there cus he doesnt like drafts; keep curtains open cus anders prefers open spaces; etc) #lilian on the other hand doesnt like when her friends come into the estate without a heads up (cept for emergencies) #but once they have her 'ok' its basically mi casa es su casa #dont yknow. overdo it and get too rowdy but otherwise do whatever #however. she also expects everyone to clean up after themselves. she aint here to play maid and youre all adults #also liam has a general 'please try to not be too wild when leandra is here' and lilian doesnt #not cos she doesnt care but cos leandra is bothered by sth she can speak up herself #oh and lilian uses the basement space as temporary refuge for anyone who needs it (mostly escaped mages) #also side note: both offered gamlen to stay but he refused (out of pride/remorse) #...this got long and i ran out of tag space lmfao so this is it for now xD

[waterghostype]

i think about how nya was looking at jay when he was talking to baby wu often

#ninjago #jaya #jay walker #nya smith #nya jiang #nya ninjago #cole brookstone #jay ninjago #cole ninjago #ninjago jaya #aphid’s ninjashits #thats my new tag for ninjago funnies #i could make so much stuff from basement yard alone #and try guys if we just pretend that ned is a normal person #bc #bc the ninjadudes are so try guy coded #sorry my 2019 is slipping out #ive had this idea for a long ass time i only got arnd to finishing it in the plane #you can tell when i started to give up #also i cut a bit out bc it just felt ooc if jay said the whole thing #jay loves nya too much idk if it happened in canon but i refuse to believe he would even jokingly insult her #anyways their kid yeah i think about who they could be #i think atp it’s likely for them to be a canon thing which is crazy #elemental master of the storm probs #oh the merge caused more elemental energy to go arnd so instead of one parent losing their powers they combined wahoo #also it would be a way for jay and nya to not be involved in the main story when it’s plot convenient #also them both having issues with parents abandoning them will make for some crazy stuff #i say as if all ninja havent had some sort of parent problem

[fishyartist]

Ui idea tests, thrown together bc im eepy. Was planning on doing more but I spent all my days energy on the second one oops

#Danny phantom #I need to draw more or I’ll die <- guy who’s meds exhaust them #writing is so hard how do u not make everyone sound like you through a bad filter #Ik that’s unavoidable in some ways (like how art style will always look like u did it+not someone else) #but ugh. I’ll figure it out eventually takes practice+learning+all that #was planning on writing today but then I though ‘huh it might b fun to make some fake ‘’screenshot’’ concepts #also the portal basement has a more complex design but again #eepy #I think the gimmicky MySpace-inspired boxes r fun but idk how well I could keep that theme going w/ some characters #I also never used MySpace so that’s maybe just a kill issue #*skill lol #the command prompt one would basically just be for the portal #I keep saying that this project isn’t feasible buy my hyperfixated ass keeps trying anyways

[lostitinthelights]

i love torchwood because everyone just does the most unhinged fucked up things but looking back at the stuff that happened leading up to it makes you go like "ah yeah fair enough, go on"

like if i died and my boss brought me back to life and his first question was about the code for the alien morgue i would have a fit too

and if my boyfriend got stabbed at my place of work i would absolutely rip open the rift through time and space if that made him come back (even if its only a very small chance)

and yeah if i lived for hundreds of years and saw so many people i loved grow old and die or get brutally murdered i too would be..... like that

#and i wouldn't rule out keeping my cybergirlfriend in the basement #especially if she's the only person that i'm close with #torchwood #i don't know does that make sense? #ramblings from my drafts

[chatlote]

Quick Doodles of a Stanley Parable AU for no reason other than the fact I played the game for the first time yesterday. Based on the Wife ending and the Zen ending.

#persona 5 #persona 5 royal #goro akechi #takuto maruki #my art #so much third semester vibes out of zen ending #killing yourself over and over again so you wont be in the 'happy basement' forever

[balis77]

You know with the confirmation that stuff like the gnomes are just... there all over the Outskirts, I wonder if the Library crew has to deal with them from time to time.

Like

Roland: *Sitting at a desk with a pen, deep in thought* "Hmmm, how do I end this scene?" Angela: *In the distance* "Roland! The fucking gnomes are back!" Roland: *Sighs* "God dammit." *Takes out Atelier Logic from gloves*

#library of ruina spoilers #limbus company #they're not abnos they're not distortions they're just fucking gnomes #and they just regularly massacre villages every year to make presents for monsters #gotta love project moon lore #I need to see Roland Angela and the Sephira dealing with this shit my god #Have Domino and Crayon stumble onto them or something #Just Gebura and Roland dealing with a gnome raid like they found out a rat got into their basement #I need the image of Roland shooting those fucking gnomes with a shotgun so bad