#fuck ted faro

[gangrel-pride]

i am a hater

#horizon zero dawn #hzd #fuck ted faro

[ashmatashs]

It just hit me that the redwood forests shown in Horizon: Forbidden West wouldn’t be the redwoods that currently stand in our modern day, or even Elisabet’s day. The Sentinels, these “ancient” trees are just a memory of the trees that would have stood before the Faro Plague decimated all living life on earth. Ancient sequoias that have left a imprint on the fossil record for over 200 million years, destroyed by one man’s hubris. Anyways fuck Ted Faro.

#horizon forbidden west #horizon #fuck ted faro #ashlynn speaks #elisabet sobeck #ted faro #hfw

[moonmarooned]

Horizon video essays? In our year of 2024?

#horizon aloy #horizon zero dawn #horizon forbidden west #hfw #hzd #tilda van der meer #Fuck Ted faro #far zenith

[gothdino666]

Thebes

#fuck ted faro #horizon forbidden west #aloy horizon #horizon burning shores #horizon fw #horizon photomode #horizon zero dawn #hfw #hzd #horizon zd #video games #playstation #ps5 photomode #ps5 console #photomode #virtual photography #guerilla games #Thebes

[robo-dino-puppy]

thebes

#horizon forbidden west #hfw #aloy #the ceo #hfw thebes #fuuuuuuuuuuck ted faro #every day is a good day to say #fuck ted faro #hfw spoilers #horizon forbidden west spoilers #sorta?

[aire101]

*Playing Forbidden West and finding out I'll need to go find Ted Faro's bunker*

Me: Ah yes, I see it is 'Fuck Ted Faro' o'clock again.

#fuck ted faro #horizon forbidden west #gaming #ps4

[vee-e-e]

Saw this on twitter

Why do I feel like hzd is actually about to happen😭😭 who is going to be our ted faro😭

#horizon fanart #hzd #hfw #horizon forbidden west #fuck ted faro #elisabet sobeck #aloy #ai #gaia #horizon zero dawn

[quokkafoxtrot]

The only way to top Ted Faro is to introduce some asshole whose company is a terrible pun.

#quokka plays #horizon forbidden west #burning shores #spoilers #? #fuck Ted Faro

[pleasantmsp]

The one thing Horizon didn't give me that I needed them to was the ability to kill Ted Faro WITH MY OWN BARE HANDS!

This mans is the reason why everyone and everything on Earth fucking died AND to really make things worse, he took all the knowledge, the culture, the history of the world that was in Apollo and HE DESTROYED THAT TOO!!

I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THIS BITCH AND I WISH I COULD'VE CAUSED HIM A FRACTION OF THE TORMENT HE DESERVED BEFORE WIPING HIM OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH HE DESTROYED

#FUCK TED FARO #ON GOD FRFR #horizon forbidden west #horizon zero dawn

[singingkestrel]

Horizon Zero Dawn machines 37/?

Turns out I find it difficult to do portraits of something that doesn't have a face.

#ofc machines designed by humans would be less organic-looking than machines designed by a machine #and while i'm here #fuck ted faro #hzd #horizon zero dawn #hzd photomode #hzd machines #corruptor #FAS-ACA3 Scarab #singingkescam

[irregularjohnnywiggins]

Been walking my brother through Horizon Zero Dawn lately, and both of us really appreciate how much the backstory of those games is 'tech billionaires have the WORST ideas'.

As my brother put it when we found the Faro Chariot adverts: "The Apocalypse, brought to you by Tesla!"

#horizon zero dawn #horizon forbidden west #between Ted fucking Faro #and his 'let's make unhackable self-replicating war machines that eat organic life for fuel and have no failsafe' #and Far Zenith's stunning plan of 'make an AI out of all our brains and then lock it up instead of deleting it when it isn't useful anymore' #yeah this series really is just 'what if Elon Musk was just competent enough to cause problems'

[gangrel-pride]

Elisabet Sobeck working hard to heal the planet and Faro going "ok but what if i broke it even worse tho???" will never not piss me the fuck off

#horizon zero dawn #horizon forbidden west #hzd #hfw #fuck ted faro

[cicadaknight]

my most niche crossover idea: GAIA Gang as the Old Guard

#okay except maybe it’s fashav kotallo erend zo and aloy #and fashav and kotallo are star crossed lovers don’t look at me #hfw #h #immortal battle squad fights ted faro in the modern world #oh fuck and aloy talanah star crossed lovers across time and space?? #aw shit and sylens as copley

[permanentlylatetotheparty]

god i love this game

#horizon zero dawn #horizon #hzd #it's so fucking beautiful #and the story tears my heart out with grief and hope #thank god for games including photo modes #i am going to kick in ted faro's teeth myself #my screenshots

[tyetknot]

I think from now on any time I see the name Tony Stark or Elon Musk I'm just gonna mentally substitute it with Ted Faro. Same shit, right?

#Horizon: Zero Dawn #Horizon: Forbidden West #Seriously tho FUCK TED FARO

[spursthatjinglejanglejingle]

I love how Horizon Forbidden West named the absolute shitstain guy that takes credit for other people's work, disregards the life of everyone working for him, and that everyone hates Ceo

#honestly iconic #horizon forbidden west #hfw #hfw spoilers #horizon forbidden west spoilers #rannbles #also nobody warned me there was a fucking FEET joke in this quest i had to put my controller down and process my life for a second afterward #also slash neg for a sec I'm SO sad i didn't get to see fucked up meat monster Ted Faro 😔 #i wanted to see an evil test tube bastard #at least he's dead now though 🙏 thank the ancestors