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YOBI I LEGIT JUST ASKED SOMEONE THE SAME THING
YOU’RE OMNISCIENT I SWEAR
1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?
I have never considered that before now but thanks for that
2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?
3 probably, I’m not really scared of the dark most of the time (unless it’s literally pitch black), but every once in a while i get really unnerved bc i get rlly paranoid
3. The person you would never want to meet?
Satan
4. What is your favorite word?
“faith” bc my faith and bc synesthesia
5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?
uhhh flowering cherry bc at my old house my brothers and I each had a tree that my dad planted for us when we were each born and mine was a flowering cherry
6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?
I looked in the mirror this morning?
7. What shirt are you wearing?
coral pink bubba gump shrimp co. t shirt
8. What do you label yourself as?
child of God, daughter of Sappho
9. Bright room or dark room?
bright if we’re talking natural light being let in through my windows, dark if we’re talking just normally bc rlly bright lights mess w my sensory issues
10. What were you doing at midnight last night?
talking to you yobi
11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?
this age, I’m a firm believer in that things will always get better, even if only one small thing does improve, when i think back on past years i get anxious and nostalgia isn’t good for me
12. Who told you they loved you last?
@toomanyfanfics that one
13. Your worst enemy?
my mental health tbh
14. What is your current desktop picture?
15. Do you like someone?
never experienced romantic attraction, i used to have a plush (qp crush) on one of my best irl friends tho (@ blob have fun with this fact)
16. The last song you listened to?
I am listening to Echosmith’s Cool Kids as I am writing this, before that I was listening to Girls by Marina and the Diamonds, which is a hilarious song i 11/10 recommend
17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
myself, I’m not s*icidal but I’m not killing someone else
18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
whoever the person who decided Teen Vogue should endorse child pornography was
19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?
me, I would make myself do actual work for once
20. What is your best physical attribute?
my eyes, i just like them. fun fact this one kid i used to be kinda good friends with was talking with me on snapchat once (bc we did that a lot, back when i had snapchat) and i don’t remember how we got into this but he ended up describing my eyes really weirdly? it was really deep and got kinda strange? it was like a movie scene but via text message and then in the middle of it he was like “wtf am i doing” and i will always remember that (dude if you are for some reason reading this then idek what to say man. sorry). anyone who knows me irl (@ you blob) can take a guess as to who this is
21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?
idk the answer to either of those questions tbh
22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?
idek man sorry
23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?
weed, like i’m genuinely terrified of being in its presence (never been in its presence before), i’ve had nightmares about it
24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.
EVERY TIME I GO TO SUBWAY I GET THE SAME THING. BUFFALO CHICKEN, RANCH, AND CHEESE ON ITALIAN HERBS AND CHEESE TOASTED. I WOULD REPLICATE THAT
25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?
go to Atlanta and find a homeless person and buy them some clothes and food and some blankets
26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?
CANADA
27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?
first of all why is an angel giving me unlimited alcohol that’s just kinda strange second of all i am a MINOR i am not legally ALLOWED however i will probably just take whatever and give it to some people, someone will like it
28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
be kind and do good where you can and if someone wrongs you forgive them
29. What is your favorite expletive?
as;ldkfjasdkgaj;lsdf
30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?
my cactus!! she is v important to me
31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
the first thing that comes to mind was really traumatic for me, but it’s what brought me as close as i am to God now so idk that i would get rid of it. idrk man, it really sucked but i’m glad that I’m so much closer to God now
32. You got kicked out of the country for being a [redacted bc even though this is a hypothetical i absolutely would never do this and refuse to acknowledge it even in a hypothetical situation]. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!
….Canada?
33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
idk, peeps are in heaven now and i don’t really wanna take that away from them
34. What was your last dream about?
ask God not me
35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?
no
36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?
not really, however i have had several surgeries (all on my mouth) so i was in the hospital for those
37. Have you ever built a snowman?
I have built a real, genuine snowman once in my life, and the only proof is a picture i have bc i was so little i can’t even remember it. it doesn’t snow in georgia
38. What is the color of your socks?
ain’t wearing em, however most of mine are gray with some colorful bits
39. What type of music do you like?
I have an eclectic mix of favorites.
40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?
sunrises all the way, the afternoon and evening make me anxious but nighttime and dawn and early morning are the best times
41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?
vanilla bitch
42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)
UGA i guess bc it’s ga and that’s a safe answer, i don’t really follow sports (i watch baseball sometimes though)
43. Do you have any scars?
oh i’m covered in tiny ones, the most notable being one on my thigh that was on my knee when i first noticed it. to this day i do not know how i got it
44. What do you want to be when you graduate?
gay
45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
i wanna be better about lying
46. Are you reliable?
heh depends, when it comes to knowing random things or being stupid, yes, but when it comes to remembering things, such as dates and times and things? absolutely not
47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?
Has it gotten easier?
48. Do you hold grudges?
yes and no
49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?
a whelk and a quetzalcoatlus, no i do not accept constructive criticism
50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?
i once spent hours talking to myself about if it is possible for a perfectly fair coin to exist outside of theory
51. Are you a good liar?
I like to think so
52. How long could you go without talking?
Oh I could go a looooooooooooooong time, however i do have my chatterbox days and i am known for not shutting up so it’s really a tossup on that one
53. What has been you worst haircut/style?
when i was 3 my mom put blonde highlights in my hair and it was absolutely absurd
54. Have you ever baked your own cake?
i cannot bake to save my life, however i have made my father cheesecakes for his birthday and they turned out okay so idk
55. Can you do any accents other than your own?
sco-ish
56. What do you like on your toast?
a crap ton of butter
57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?
dude in a graduation cap
58. What would be you dream car?
idk whatever’s cheap and works
59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.
uhhh not really no
60. Do you believe in aliens?
i mean i don’t think we’re the only life in the entire universe, so yeah (and also they’ve found traces of ancient bacteria on Mars so if you don’t believe then who are you kidding)
61. Do you often read your horoscope?
occasionally, i don’t believe in astrology but it’s at least somewhat accurate a lot of the time and i like to freak myself out
62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?
you’d think i’d have an answer for this, however i have never thought about this before. so e ig
63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?
if your answer to this is dinosaurs then get out of my house
64. What do you think about babies?
they’re good at shrieking, and for that i admire them
65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.
i am not interesting
#are you pleased with yourself yobi#sorry this took so long#strawzy answers#fucking yobi#tw swearing#cw swearing#strawzy cleans out dus inbox
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hello I am royalskies from Twitch. https://classicreload.com/win3x-spelling-jungle-yobis-basic-spelling-tricks.html
hat thre fuck
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things I need right now
a hug
a haircut
an extension on my research paper
things I have right now:
a croissant
#also every time I get an email that has the phrase thanks kid in it I feel like I'm getting kicked in the stomach#boy oh yoby I miss him#I'm so ready to be not problematic#but we just fucked it up too badly so now I'm stuck with existential angst#and a croissant
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ok here’s a dissection of a post an anon sent me the link to and bc i have the worst time management possible and i completely forgot i had it lol so sorry anon here you go ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
I am constantly thinking about how Edelgard just doesn’t seem designed to appeal to cishet men.
i hate to be the one to break this news to you op but just because a character doesn’t show skin like charlotte fire emblem doesn’t mean she isn’t designed to pander to men. she’s very much designed to pander to the (majority straight male) player base with her ‘uwu i only trust you professor omg did u see that rat? pls don’t look at my painting of you uwu’.
then there’s the whole edelgard c support in japanese where byleth makes reference to having come to her room for ‘yobi’ which is
there’s also the scene where byleth can make an unsolicited comment about edelgard’s breast size. which is… uhh… gross.
edelgard also has cipher cards that go from slightly fanserviceie to full on suggestive
and also her breast armor that my sister relentlessly mocked lol
and here’s a chart from the 3h subreddit about gender/sexually in regards to edelgard and edeleth. it’s extremely straight male. op might have just overlooked this since they probably don’t go on reddit and stay on tumblr (which unlike reddit is mostly female and has a high lgbt demographic).
Like the joke is that Bleagles is the Gay House, but everything about her feels deliberately non-hetero.
i don’t like where this is going…
She’s dressed in sharp outfits covering her upper body, with proportions that don’t seem exaggerated.
so women who cover up must be lgbt because straight women are naturally more revealing? oh y i k e s
Her poise and the way she effortlessly flourishes her axe exhibits an air of coolness. While titties out =/= character of no substance, Edelgard being dressed more modestly suggests that she wasn’t designed with male-centred fanservice in mind.
“titties don’t equal no substance but here’s my post on how she has more substance because she doesn’t show titties” ok
And she still looks absolutely stunning in her more modest attire (like seriously, I haven’t felt the need to return to cosplay in years but I want to do her academy look so bad).
yes she does. amazing design 10/10. i have a feeling this is the only part i’m going to agree with
Edelgard is intense. She does not mince her words and she is constantly evaluating you. Though she tries, she has a difficult time understanding her peers initially. Early on, she talks about how she would sacrifice herself and others in the name of some greater good. She is terrible at communicating with her peers. She has to be seen as infallible. Her heart has been hardened for years and she assumes she has to stay that way. She also assumes everyone mourns the same way she does - which is why she (kind of insensitively) insists you move on when Jeralt dies. Because to her, grief has to be channeled towards action, or else you’ll get lost in it. This attitude is demonstrated time and time again as she presses on. It can make her come off as cold and unfeeling - but look closer, and she’s anything but.
don’t really have anything to say at this part. it is pretty on the nose though i would slightly disagree with that last sentence a bit. i wouldn’t say she’s as i feeling as hubert is but all of her talks of the war boil down to how she feels and never her victims.
Her story is ultimately about her realizing that to achieve her goals, she needs to let people in and allow herself to want things like cakes and tea parties and lazy days in peace.
????? what ????? her goals include imperialism, ethnic and religious targeting. her story is about having a set of beliefs and mowing down anybody who stands in her way. that has nothing to do with tea, friends, and lazy days. also am i supposed to be sad that she has to get up everyday and work? i do that and i didn’t start a war and only throw a pity party for myself
The game leaves the player guessing as to how involved the Flame Emperor was in each Part I event, makes you feel hurt by her betrayal, and leaves you with a choice: do you follow the orders of the woman who tried to make you a god without your consent, or a young girl with questionable morals about to throw the world into upheaval?
this isn’t an ideal situation but i think i’m going to stick with the woman who tried to make me a god since i’m not selfish and i know it’s not only my desires and life at stake here. plus the green hair slaps ngl
Choosing her of your own volition (not for completionist reasons) requires the basic ability to sympathize with a woman’s pain. It also requires the player to read beyond her unwavering will and dubious methods to get a sense of how deep that pain goes and how the theme of humanity relates to her differently in each route.
i’m not going to touch this since @nilsh13 made a post on it that i’ll link here. i agree with everything he said so to repeat it would be redundant.
The player must be able to see a young woman’s desperate resolve to change the world so it stops exploiting people and ruining lives. They must be able to accept the fact that women can make the same morally wrong and ambivalent decisions that complicated male characters get to make all the time and still be the one to root for.
literally the same reason i love rhea lol her goddess experiments are dubious at best but her reasons are the same you mentioned. i would say that i like this quality in edelgard too if her ending, while bloody, actually ended in a good outcome for fodlan.
This is not unique to LGBT+ people, but this population is likely to understand why Edelgard feels so strongly about why she has to change the system.
i understand wanting to change a system, i really do. like edelgard, i’m an opinionated bisexual woman (who’s also physically disabled) so yeah i get it. and change can be good but it can also be terrible. even if the church was the boogeyman edelgard treats it as she still replaces it with her own shit regime. so it’s the same circus just with a new conductor.
I don’t think “Edelgard gets undue criticism because she’s a woman” captures the full picture. An important aspect of her treatment by certain parts of the fandom is that she’s a radical woman.
or maybe she does some pretty fucked up shit and it goes unacknowledged in her own route. and yeah she’s radical but in all the worst ways.
Her hatred of the Church and the Crest system resonates way harder with people who have been hurt by institutions that are deeply engrained in our society.
and what about people who have been hurt by systems where their ‘merit’ didn’t measure up and they were left behind? what about people from nations that experienced imperialism?
Siding with her means siding against the Church - which, while different from real world religious institutions, still invokes language about “sin” and “punishment.
yeah the ‘sins’ and ‘punishments’ are used in relation to attempted murders which i think everybody can agree is a bad thing that needs to be condemned.
Choosing Edelgard will likely hit different if homophobic and transphobic Christians used that rhetoric against you.
it has literally nothing to do with ‘sins’ and ‘punishments’ in regards to being gay or trans. that’s you projecting. especially since the church has 2 canon gay characters and two coded ones.
like i can understand why having a church condemn you can be uncomfortable but i’m begging you to please look at the context of what’s happening.
I’m willing to go out on a limb and say that the reason F/F Edeleth is the more popular iteration of that ship because most people who would choose to S-support Edelgard are LGBT+ themselves. This is not a revelation. To anyone in the community, it’s fairly obvious.
i was talking to nilish and he said
so yeah… while there is definitely sapphic femleth shippers out there, there’s still a whole lot of weird fetishizing going on from straight men about edelgard.
Crimson Flower was my first route. I went into the game knowing absolutely nothing. I played it during the last week of 2020 and hoo boy was it cathartic.
i can tell. this wasn’t supposed to be a dig but it came out that way and i’m not taking it out.
I felt like I was living out a gay revolution power fantasy, where I could truly change systems of oppression while fighting alongside a group of troubled students I’d shaped the lives of.
so a gay revolution power fantasy (cringe) goes hand in hand with imperialism and installing a dictatorship? also the war had nothing to do with sexuality.
Through your unwavering support, Edelgard learns that she needs to be human, that she must listen to her friends, and that she’s allowed to enjoy the world she’s creating.
edelgard gets to learn how to be human all while hunting those who don’t. and she doesn’t listen fo her friends. she doesn’t even trust them. she’s willing to talk to byleth but keep the people who’s been by her side for five years in the dark about everything. and yeah she gets to enjoy her new words since she’s on top. hate to be a commoner under her rule after she burned down my village in her war.
I love this character so much.
clearly. and i honestly don’t care if somebody likes her. i do as well even if my sometimes scathing words can make it seem otherwise.
It has been six months since I first played and I am still analyzing her,
me too. please help me escape i’m losing my mind
because there’s so much depth. Yet so many people fail to see that depth and dismiss her as evil,
i mean, she does some fucked up shit that goes beyond any of the less than desirable actions of the other main characters and does an extremely poor job in trying to make herself seem innocent. i personally don’t think she’s pure evil but i completely understand where the people who say she is are coming from.
because they never had the will to understand complicated women in the first place.
that’s big talk from somebody who implies that a gay pope is comparable to homophobic and transphobic irl religions and that leads an oppressive regime all because she uses the vague terms of sin and punishments that you have to gay power fantasy your way out of
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Toku-adjacent Tuesday 21: Bong Joon-Ho
안녕 친구들! Tonight we’re going to South Korea! or more specifically, we’re going to be checking out some films by a well known South Korean director, Bong Joon-Ho (봉준호).
The impetus for this is mostly that although Joon-Ho’s a very well respected director all around the world (with Parasite causing enough of an impact that the rich people it targets started feeling the need to praise it ironically), and many people have recced The Host to me, I have yet to see his films outside of Snowpiercer! So this one’s being really an excuse to give myself an overdue education in Korean films, because the ones I’ve seen have been p amazing.
(The first one I saw was Oldboy dir. Park Chan-Wook at university - it left a hell of an impact though honestly I wasn’t yet in a place to really appreciate it. It may be ironic given the recent commitment to being a kind of overt guro girl but it took me a long time to appreciate gore and transgressive content like that in movies - today it probably wouldn’t even seem that big a deal when the guy eats an octopus and is tricked into fucking his sister but back then it was like whoah they make movies like this!? Years later, I watched Snowpiercer - which I could appreciate was an excellent and intense movie, but my critical faculties were so undeveloped that I had to have ‘the train is capitalism’ pointed out to me. And some years after that I watched The Handmaiden, also dir. Chan-Wook, with a really sexually pushy trans girl who was honestly much more interested in getting me to suck her off, and who I later fell out with me after I refused to take her islamophobic rant. Not quite the ideal viewing circumstances in any of these cases! Now I’ve gotten way more into film in general, so I’m looking forward to finding out what I’ve been missing all these years.)
Later we did an Animation Night on Korean animation! The list was sadly pretty sparse compared to say France/Japan, since the Korean animation industry largely exists to provide cheap services for overseas studios, which is pretty much the basis of ‘American’ animation today. But there were some very beautiful interesting entries like Sky Blue/Wonderful Days, notable as the starting point of the animators who would go on to give AtlA/Korra such life, and the Ghibliesque Yobi the Five-Tailed Fox. There is another side of Korean animation more akin to live-action film which gave us projects like The Preacher or zombie movie Seoul Station, which we might yet cover another time.
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Anyway, tonight the focus is specifically on Bong Joon-Ho.
A brief background: Joon-Ho grew up during the days of the American-backed military dictatorship in South Korea, and as a student (of sociology) participated in the 1987 popular movement that overthrew it in favour of liberal democracy. (The Americans really don’t like to talk about that period of South Korean history since it doesn’t really fit their preferred narrative of ‘crazy cultist north, enlightened americanised south’...) In the early 90s, he did his compulsory military service and then returned to education, and started experimenting with film:
Bong later co-founded a film club named "Yellow Door" with students from neighboring universities.[10] As a member of the club, Bong made his first films, including a stop motion short titled Looking for Paradise and 16 mm film short titled Baeksaekin (White Man).[10] He graduated from Yonsei University in 1995.[10]
Following this, he went to film school and started submitting his films to film festivals. After graduating, he spent the late 90s in various miserable low-paid positions at the bottom of the film industry.
He began directing his own film in the 2000s, starting with Barking Dogs Never Bite (2000), a dark comedy about a man who tortures dogs. This gradually became popular on the film festival circuit, with word of mouth spreading about this cool new Korean director; the same applied to his next film, a serial killer horror Memories of Murder (2003), scaling up production and finding a warm reception at film festivals.
His first really big film was The Host (2006), which takes us to perhaps somewhat familiar territory of Toku Tuesday - a monster disaster movie, which has been described to me as putting the lie to all the ‘rules’ of how horror is supposed to be shot (e.g. that you shouldn’t show the monster too much), and was a huge success both in Korea and at film festivals. It’s as much about geopolitics as the monster, especially the ongoing American military occupation of Korea (who rush to quarantine people who made contact with the monster to hide their responsibility) - much like in southern Japan, but even more so given the sabre-rattling with the North, being a client country for American military bases is not fun for the, well, host population (¬¬).
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The next few years, he appeared in various short film anthologies such as Tokyo! (2008) in which he directed a short about a hikikomori and 3.11 A Sense of Home (2011) in the aftermath of the March 11 earthquake that hit Japan. He also directed a fourth feature film, Mother (2009), portraying “a doting mother who struggles to save her disabled son from a murder accusation”.
The next major development came in 2013 with the American co-production Snowpiercer, adapting a French band dessinée Le Transperceneige (1982) by Jacques Lob and Jean-Marc Rochette. It portrays a micro-society on a globe-circling train in the aftermath of a climate apocalypse (terribly French huh) and a revolution led by the underclass at the back of the train. I can actually talk a bit more about this one since I’ve seen it! Alongside its beautifully stylised axe violence, the movie is quite in your face with its metaphors: the underclass brutally tortured and forced to eat bugs, the childrens’ bodies replacing parts of the machine, the concept of a periodic revolution as a population cull; it also makes a strong case that, even though this train is believed to be the only thing keeping people alive, the right thing to do is to stop it and leave for the barely glimpsed possibility of life outside the train.
Which if you’re sensing a theme... yeah this guy’s movies are 1. violent and 2. very overtly political, which seems to be the case for a lot of Korean films. His next film, Okja (2017), continued the trend with a girl trying to get back her pet genetically modified ‘super pig’ from the meat industry; but his biggest success came just two years ago...
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Parasite! It won a ton of awards including like four oscars, it was all over the news for a while, rich people had to pretend they liked it even though they are fully its targets, and somehow I never saw it at the time RIP. Well tonight we remedy that... I have avoided reading too much about this film because I would like to be surprised by its various turns.
Watching these trailers I’m constantly struck by how clearly lit and well shot Joon-Ho’s films are, which I guess is in part like, being a major director in the HD era, but damn they do look very nice in fact. Perhaps we can credit some of that to inspiration from Del Toro; he also cites Nagisa Ōshima, whose work I admit I’m not at all familiar with but at least going off that article definitely seems to share a thematic interest in making deliberately challenging, political films about social conflict, xenophobia etc.
The actors who work with him describe him as a very precise and confident filmmaker, knowing exactly what he wants to use in the edit, adjusting the camera between cuts, and shooting very little extra footage; conversely he is described as less strict as an acting director, preferring to let the actors apply their own expertise. But at this point I’m just copying interesting things I saw on Wikipedia so let’s leave it lol.
I am increasingly thinking when I do these writeups that I’m sort of automatically falling into a kind of auteur theory which attributes just about all the good and bad qualities of film to its director, unless I happen to have an anecdote to say otherwise. This is I suppose in part deliberately shaped by the film industry - a director’s name is a marketing tool after all - and it’s a helpful scaffolding for learning about the people who make this art I consume, but it’s not really how I believe films (inherently group projects) work. There’s a kind of cultish attitude to ‘big name’ directors which obviously allows all kinds of abuses to take place, they become like... unapproachable symbols rather than merely people like us who ended up in a place to control the whole filmmaking machinery.
But I’m not sure how to address this problem without setting myself a great deal more homework I don’t have time to do. Still filmmaking has fully become a special interest, and I really need to start digging into film theory to find out the other models people have come up with to process these weird, massively labour intensive social artefacts. (I kind of wonder what people would do if we had to come up with an all new categorisation of films without knowing anything about the directors, genres, studios etc. behind them.)
So like the Korean film industry is known for its hard-hitting, violent, socially conscious movies; how much is that associated with one or two guys like Joon-Ho who happened to get big at the right time, and how much can be attributed to whatever sort of social factors, etc. etc.? Probably unanswerable, you might as well ask why anime happened in Japan (i.e. why animation attained its unusual cultural place there) and not somewhere else, it’s something you can argue about til the end of days.
Anyway, Joon-Ho’s directed enough films all around the two hour mark that we’ll definitely need multiple nights to cover them all, so tonight I’m going to pick out The Host and Parasite and see if I can dig up a few of his short films; next time we come round to him, I’m looking forward to going back to the older ones on the list. If that sounds fun, please join me at twitch.tv/canmom in two and a half hours at 7pm UK time! In the meantime I will be drawing some animation frames so feel free to drop by~
Also if anyone has an idea for a new name for this film night I’m all ears! I don’t want to restrict myself to special effects movies, so even if we argue that there can be non-Japanese toku films, there’s stuff that isn’t under that umbrella I’d like to cover. So it’s gonna be something like ‘international live-action film Tuesday’, but that’s not as pithy as Animation Night!
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KIO HOLY FUCK! I just read your guys’ Legend/Link fic and HOLY SHIT?? MY HEART?? It was so sweet oh my god I cannot take how sweet Warriors singing to Leg was. (Also I constantly forget who their other 3 partners are) but the teasing between them of not telling the others was so light hearted and sweet.
And oh my heart when Legend was calling for Warriors in his nightmare, the poor boy 💗
Yobi you fuckin SWEETHEART VSGSHSHSJSN
Their other partners are Marin, Ravio, and an OC named Nadea!!!! Need to draw all of them together.... Mizu actually has a draw of Nadea somewhere??? It's with a bunch of other doodles somewhere in the new AU tag 😅
And Y E A H he was not having a good time, esp considering prophetic dream = BAD TIME IN THE FUTURE so calling for help will be.... warranted... 😬
BUT TYSM GXGSBSBSVDBD Mizu and I screm about the nice comments/asks you leave all the time!!! 💕💕💕💕💕
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the frog hops from the lilypad to question number 1
Planets: Life
Mercury: What’s your full name?
Yobi Ribbit Frosch
Venus: What’s your first language?
Croaking! (English dialect)
Earth: Where’s your home?
I love lily pads but the sun is to hot for me so I like to stay cozy with @humongouspotatoad
Mars: What’s your sexuality?
Lesbian but, still questioning
Jupiter: Do you have any siblings?
Yes! One younger sister
Saturn: Any pets?
So, many. 6 dogs, 4 cats, a bird (soon to be 2), and soon two lovely frogs!
Uranus: What’s your hobby?
I have many, I just don’t stick with them as long as I would hope to
Neptune: When’s your birthday?
In the wonderful green month of March
Pluto: What time is it right now where you are?
11:56pm (as I’m writing this)
Moon: What are you currently studying/hope to study?
Getting gen ed out of the way right now, boring as hell. Not quite sure what I’d like to study yet.
Stars: Experiences
Sun: Have you ever had alcohol?
Yeah
Sirius: Have you ever failed a class?
Oh fuck yeah I have
Rigel: Have you ever gone on a rollercoaster?
I have and was not prepared for that damn loop
Deneb: Have you ever been out of your home country?
Yes! Was a baby though so I don’t remember it
Arcturus: Have you cried out of something other than sadness?
Anger
Betelgeuse: What’s something you can never forget about?
Ah, some hurt feelings from a while ago
Aldebaran: What’s something you care desperately about?
The planet god dammit
Canopus: Have you ever broken a bone?
Nope! Still apart of r/neverbrokenabone
Bellatrix: Have you ever been forced to lie/keep a secret?
Many times
Alphard: Have you ever lost a friend?
Yes as in death. Yes as in simply moving on.
Vega: What’s something you’ve done that you wish you hadn’t?
Many, many things.
(I answered the Constellations section for Haya so it’s not here but in another post!)
Galaxies: Love/Friends
Milky Way: Who’s your oldest friend?
Ahhh someone irl! Known each other for 11 years or something
Andromeda: Do you consider yourself social?
NOPE
Black Eye Galaxy: Do you believe in love at first sight?
Nah
Cartwheel Galaxy: When was your first kiss?
Romantic kiss? Couple months ago, but my platonic friend and I do give each other sweet kisses
Cigar Galaxy: How’s your flirting skills?
Shitty.
Comet Galaxy: Have you ever had to leave a relationship because someone changed too much?
Yes.
Pinwheel Galaxy: Would you date the last person you talked to?
<.< yes
Sombrero Galaxy: Do you have a crush right now?
I’m always simping (that’s code for yes)
Bode’s Galaxy: Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Lmao I fuckin wish
Sunflower Galaxy: Would you date/make friends with someone out of pity?
Pity for myself? Sure
Tadpole Galaxy: Would you deny a relationship/friendship?
Yes.
Whirlpool Galaxy: Have you ever cried over a breakup?
Hell fucking yeah I have
Other stuff: Wishes
Comet: What’s your big dream?
I’d like to raise frogs or axolotls
Asteroid: What does your dream life look like?
Tending to my garden and raising animals
Meteor: What’s something you wish you could tell, but can’t?
As in verbally to someone? “I did the wrong thing for the right reason, and I’m sorry that I hurt you.”
Nebula: If you could undo one thing in your life, what would it be?
Stand up for myself
Shooting Star: If you could bring back one thing, what would it be?
A friend to say the goodbye I never got to
Pulsar: What do you hope to do in the next 10 years?
Get two fucking FROGS
Supernova: What’s one thing you want to do before you die?
Meet some close and beloved friends of mine
Quasar: If you could spend the rest of your life with only one person, who would it be?
Right now in my quarantined state? Toad or Bomb, I chat with them regularly and they’re special
Wormhole: What’s something you wish would happen, but know won’t?
I’d like to speak to my doctor and apply for a service dog, but I don’t have the money or the time to
Black Hole: What’s the last thing you want to see?
Whomever I love
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❖ RYOBI 『 @mysticallities 』
"O- HEY, BITCH! PUT IT IN MY FUCKING HANDS YOU CLOWN! SHIT'S NOT FUNNY!" Ryobi belts it out, picking up the candy, only grabbing the lollipops...
THAT WAS DRAMATIC. She was only trying to have a bit of fun. No need to outright call her a bitch for it. If they were hand grenades then maybe she’d have understood but they were just sweets. ❝ Shit’s always funny when people react like that !! By the way though , it was a jester , not a clown !! Mista’ J did that one and let’s not talk about ‘im because let’s just not , &nsbp; okay ?? But as a jester , or a harlequin as I think ya can now piece the puns together — I personally thought it was harlarious !! ❞ For fun she threw another one at the woman’s head. ❝ An’ maybe , just maybe , ya should learn to catch better !! ❞
To protect herself she flipped backwards , keeping as many candies in her arm as possible. Was this going to turn into an all out war between herself and Ryobi. She didn’t sound up for that. However , that was not how this game worked. &nsbp; Sighing she huffed , the air lifting her hair out of her face. ❝ Now ya gonna fight back or are ya just plannin’ on being a target ‘cause that would get boring fast !! So like , join in or give me somethin’ else to do but callin’ me a bitch ain’t gonna get ya anything except a few more headshots !! ❞
#mysticallities#WRITTEN REPLIES.{one draft down; vroom vroom}#W; NEW FIFTY TWO.{changing up the style; changing destiny's path}#V; HARLEY QUINN.{rolling in the derby; rolling into chaos}#QUEUED.{awaiting escape; harleen the (q)ueen}
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I'm in AGONY, I cant believe I'm being BULLIED for Yoby 🐍 (I'm joking Yoby is iconic)
I’m not bullying you for it like honestly it made my fucking day I was cry laughing
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SKY-HI ft. eill - New Verse - Lyrics
music video (Youtube)
Japanese/Romaji/English lyrics under the cut
ゴールの旗はどこ？
俺の居場所はここ
ゴールの旗はどこ？
Check the Mic
Kick the Verse
Feel the Vibe
I'm ready for the show
こっちを向いてよ
こっちよ
君の為のShow
目を閉じて リラックス、オープン
スピーカー越しの君、調子はどう？
素っ裸の心のはるか上空
まで飛ぶのに必要ないアルコール
Who am I
夢から覚めた5時半笑えない
ニュースに落ちた時や心無い
言葉がまた刃を研いだ
どきな、どきな、鬼さんこちら
望んでいた未来
望まれた期待
そこにある人生全て愛���ていたい
転んだら手痛い
ミス待ちの奴でいっぱい
怖さも請け負うさ全部持ってきな
笑っちまいな
腫らした瞼
の向こうの世界も
ありがたいな
まだ痛みに会えた
笑っちまいな
その感傷も
逃げ腰な自分も
ありがたいな
また君に会えた
愛しても泣いても
何度でも
大したことあっても
笑ってやろう
シミ、次のテイクで
ボーカル上げてくれ
Matz, Mattドラムを響かせてくれ
照明の落ちたブースがやけに落ち着くのは自分と会話するツールだからさ
アイドル崩れのJ-POP野郎
口だけ達者な世渡り上手だろう？
ラップも見かけも凄い奴なんて山ほどいる
誰かの目で見るそこに生きる俺はいつもヒール
いや俺自身が本当はそう思ってるのか？
人以上の報酬、プレッシャーの分の成功
でも足に鎖、両手には手錠
なぁドクター教えてくれこんな俺は正常？
どうしても答えが無いその時
マイクの向こうの君を呼び 自分自身を灯し
SKY-HI in the place to be また帰ってこれるこの通り
さぁ一緒に作ってみようぜ昨日よりもマシなストーリー
笑っちまいな
嫌なほど長い
死ぬまでの時間も
ありがたいな
まだ夢を見れた
笑っちまいな
その愛情も
逃げちゃった自分も
ありがたいな
また僕に会えた
いつかどこか枯れた涙
雨が止めば腫れた瞼
夢見た自分とは程遠い
でも足掻く姿こそ愛おしい
弱さを憎まなくてもいい
どれも全部自分だから
ほらまた僕に会えた
弱音が出る口を塞いで
気がつけば口の中で腐って
何が辛いのかわからなくなるその前に
ねえいつでも僕を呼んで
笑っちまいな
嫌なほど長い
死ぬまでの時間も
ありがたいな
まだ夢を見れた
笑っちまいな
その愛情も
逃げちゃった自分も
ありがたいな
また僕に会えた
愛しても泣いても
何度でも
大したことあっても
笑ってやろう
--
Gooru no hata wa doko?
ore no ibasho wa koko
Gooru no hata wa doko?
Check the Mic
Kick the Verse
Feel the Vibe
I'm ready for the show
Kocchi o muite yo
kocchi yo
kimi no tame no show
Me o tojite rirakkusu, oopun
supiika goshi no kimi, choushi wa dou?
suppadaka no kokoro no haruka joukuu
made tobu no ni hitsuyou nai arukooru
who am I
yume kara sameta goji-han waraenai
nyuusu ni ochita toki ni kokoro nai
kotoba ga mata ha o toida
doki na, doki na, oni-san kochira
nozondeita mirai
nozomareta kitai
soko ni aru jinsei subete aishiteitai
korondara te itai
misu machi no yatsu de ippai
kowasa mo uke ou sa zenbu motte kina
Waracchimai na
harashita mabuta
no mukou no sekai mo
arigatai na
mada itami ni aeta
waracchimai na
sono kanshou mo
nige koshi na jibun mo
arigatai na
mata kimi ni aeta
Aishite mo, naite mo,
nando demo
taishita koto atte mo
waratte yarou
Shimi tsugi teiku de
bookaru agete kure
matz, matt doramu o hibikasete kure
shoumei no ochira buusu ga yake ni ochi tsuku no wa jibun to kaiwa suru tsuuru dakara sa
aidoru kuzure no j-pop yarou
kuchi dake tassha na yo watari jouzu darou?
rappu mo mikakake mo sugoi yatsu nante yama hodo iru
dareka no me de miru soko ni ikiru ore wa itsumo hiiru
Iya ore jishin ga hontou wa sou omotteru no ka?
hito ijou houshuu puresshaa no bun no seikou
demo ashi ni kusari, ryoute ni wa tejou
naa dokutaa oshiete kure konna ore wa seijou?
Doushite mo kotae ga nai sono toki
maiku no mukou no kimi o yobi jibun jishin o tomoshi
SKY-HI in the place to be mata kaette koreru kono toori
saa issho ni tsukutte miyou ze kinou yori mo mashi na sutoorii
Waracchimai na
Iyana hodo nagai
shinu made no jikan mo
arigatai na
mada yume o mireta
waracchimai na
sono aijou mo
nigechatta jibun mo
arigatai na
mata boku ni aeta
Itsuka dokoka kareta namida
ame ga yameba hareta mabuta
yume mita jibun to wa hodo tooi
demo ashi gaku sugata koso itooshii
Yowasa o nikumanakute mo ii
dore mo zenbu jibun dakara
hora mata boku ni aeta
Yowane ga deru kuchi o fusaide
ki ga tsukeba kuchi no naka de kusatte
nani ga tsurai no ka wakaranaku naru sono mae ni
nee itsu demo boku o yonde
Waracchimai na
Iyana hodo nagai
shinu made no jikan mo
arigatai na
mada yume o mireta
waracchimai na
sono aijou mo
nigechatta jibun mo
arigatai na
mata boku ni aeta
Aishite mo, naite mo,
nando demo
taishita koto atte mo
waratte yarou
--
Where is the goal flag?
This is right where I belong
Where is the goal flag?
Check the Mic
Kick the Verse
Feel the Vibe
I'm ready for the show
Look this way,
look at me
This show is just for you
Close your eyes and relax, now open
Hey you on the other side of the speakers, how’re you doin’?
I don’t need alcohol to send my
bare heart flying high above the sky
Who am I?
I’m not happy to wake up from my dream at half past five
I get sucked into the news and lose my drive
In those words, I hear the sharpening of knives
Move aside, move aside; come this way, demon
The future I hoped for
and the expectations I had -
I want to love all of the people out there
I’d hurt my hands if I trip
There are many waiting for me to slip
I’ll control all that fear - bring it all to me
It’s laughable;
I’m thankful for
the world I see beyond
my burning eyelids,
‘cause I still felt that pain
It’s laughable;
I’m thankful for
your sentimentality
and my cowardly self,
‘cause I could meet you again
Whether we love, or we cry,
no matter how many times
something big happens,
let’s keep smiling
Hey Shimi, on the next take
turn up the vocals, would you?
MATZ, Matt, let’s hear those drum beats!*
The illuminated recording booth really calms me down, ‘cause it’s a tool I use to talk to you
These ex-idol J-pop fucks
sure are good at getting by with pretty words
There’s tons of people who’re also great at rap and looking good,
but the “me” that exists in other people’s minds is always their heel
No way, is that what I really think?
When you get a bigger cut than you need, it’s ‘cause the pressure paid off
But there’s chains on my ankles and handcuffs around my wrists
Hey, doctor, will you tell me if I’m okay like this?
When I don’t have any answers,
I call out to you, beyond the mic, and awaken myself
SKY-HI in the place to be, and you can come back via this street
Come on, let’s make something better than yesterday’s story
It’s laughable;
I’m thankful for
the long time I have
until I die
‘cause I was able to dream again
It’s laughable;
I’m thankful for
your love and
my self that ran away from it,
‘cause you found me again
The tears faded away somewhere, one day
The rain stops, but my eyes still burn
You’re still far from your ideal self,
but you’re so cute when you’re struggling
You don’t have to hate your weaknesses
They’re all just a part of you
See, you were able to meet me again
I cover my mouth so I don’t complain,
and I realize the thought’s gone away
Before I forget what I was gonna say,
hey, hit me up any time
It’s laughable;
I’m thankful for
the long time I have
until I die
‘cause I was able to dream again
It’s laughable;
I’m thankful for
your love and
my self that ran away from it,
‘cause you found me again
Whether we love, or we cry,
no matter how many times
something big happens,
let’s keep smiling
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*Shimi is his recording engineer, and MATZ and Matt (Cab) are people who helped make the song
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every single fucking one yobi
Hey Strawberry, you asked for this
Do you ever doubt anyone else's existence other than your own: Not really no
On a scale of 1-5 how afraid of the dark are you: 5+ I have nyctophobia so it's extremely bad for me
The person you would never want to meet: Does knowing them and no longer speaking count? An old friend of mine, I hope I never see her again
What is your favorite word: I'm actually not sure, I have a few ones I like to say because I pronounce them wrong, but I don't think I have a favorite
If you were a type of tree, what kind would you be: Maybe a birch tree? They're my favorite kind in minecraft sooo
When you looked in the mirror this morning, what did you first think: "Damn I need to wash my face more"
What shirt are you wearing:. A Mammoth one! It's dark gray, has a bear on the back and front chest area, and has blue, pink, and purple fade on it (the bi flag!)
What do you label yourself as: a fuckin bastard or dumbass thats what
Bright room or dark room: I have sensitive eyes so a dark room, but with either soft light or nightlight, I hate complete darkness
What were you doing at midnight last night: Talking to @the-strawzish-clownfish , while being on call with @psychotic-roach he had fallen asleep
Favorite age you've been so far: 13 probably, which sounds weird, but my mental health got better that year (it didn't stay that way but eh)
Who told you they loved you last: @psychotic-roach !! And I love you too (once you read this :D)
Your worst enemy: Myself and an old friend I mentioned in like, question 3
What's your current desktop picture: On my main laptop it's a Marble Hornets fanart (that I adore) and on my Chromebook it's some space doodles in the bi colors
Do you like someone: Fuck yes I do, @psychotic-roach you're fucking great and deserve the world
The last song you listened to: Deku Palace remix! I'm a huge EDM/ Trap fan, combine it with Zelda music and I'm hooked!
You can press a button to make one specific person explode, who would you pick: Old friend from before
Who would you really just love to punch in the face: Many, many people
If anyone could be your slave for the day, who would it be and what would they do: Well probably a close friend of mine, and I'd have him play smash with me and make pancakes with me (basically beg him to hang out even though it's quarantine so we can have fun again)
What's your best physical attribute: Probably my hair, it's dyed purple and used to be shaved
If you were the opposite sex for a day, what would you look like and what would you do: I'd probably look the same just taller and less curves, and I'd probably jerk off or go on some 3am walk because fuck it I can
Do you have a secret talent: I don't think so, I have a shitty memory, but not when it comes to naming ninjago episodes, @the-strawzish-clownfish can verify
What is one unique thing you're afraid of: Touching Rays, any kind, especially the ones at aquariums that come up to the tank wall that you can pet
You can only have one kind of sandwich, every ingredient is at your disposal: Well call me white, but my usual, white bread turkey and shredded cheese. That's it. I'm super lame.
You just found $100 how are you gonna spend it: Save it, I always save hundreds without hesitation
You just got a free plane ticket to go anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately: Uh, probably Georgia to see some family
Basically an Angel says I'll give you lost of booze forever be specific: Uh, fuck I dunno I don't drink, Fuckin' Crown Royal for shits and giggles why not
An island in which you can make your own rules, what's the first: Stay on your own turf unless someone allows you to come in, unless it's emergency (and I know this rule will cause problems, it's a guideline at best)
What is your favorite expletive: Tie between Bullshit and Fuck, I absolutely love those two
Your house is on fire (but everyone is okay) what one object do you grab: Well, in my current room right now? My phone, I'll still have contact with people I love and have my art (the only thing I care about in here) with me too
You can erase any horrible experience from your past: Main one, I won't actually say allowed but Roach you know what it is, but one I can put on here, Probably some embarrassing thing I did, most like everyone else
You got kicked out of your country, where would you live: GERMANY! I love the German language and I'd absolutely love to go to Germany and live with it!
Death is a good dude and says you can choose who to bring back: My cat who died a few years ago, he was an awesome cat that didn't deserved to die at 6 years old
What was your last dream about: I have super long dreams, like so much goes on in them it's like a story, too long to type out, @psychotic-roach knows it. Long story short, Pirates and apartments under water
Are you a good (insert whatever): Am I a good, fuck I dunno let's do artists because it's easy. I think I do decent enough
Have you ever been admitted to the hospital: No, only when I was a newborn in the nicu because I wasn't latching right
Have you ever built a snowman: Nope, but my friend did and I watched. His snowman was tiny and got stepped on, my friend shed a few tears
What is the color or your socks: Not wearing any right now, but usually gray
What type of music do you like: EDM AND TRAP BABYYY IF IT'S LOUD I LOVE IT
Do you prefer sunrise or sunset: Sunset definitely, I burn easy so having the nice night air slowly come over with the stars is nice for me
Favorite milkshake flavor: Chocolate!
What football team do you support: American football? None. German Bundesliga teams? Stuttgart. We were assigned teams in my German class and that was mine! Stuttgart all the way!!
Do you have any scars: Yes, many. They range from self harm, to actual cat scratches, to me falling, and many more
What do you want to be when you graduate: No idea!
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? Weight, I have bad self esteem so it's never enough
Are you reliable: Honestly, no. I have bad memory and I will forget if someone needs something
If you could ask your future self a question what would it be: How's Roach doing, and what's Oregon like?
Do you hold grudges: depends, mostly no, but sometimes yes
If you could breed two animals together and defy the laws of nature, what two would you breed: Uh good question, probably Cat and Opossum, really just to see what would happen
Most unusual conversation: Mental health stuff with my parents and therapist, more awkward than anything
Are you a good liar: Not really no depending on the person
How long could you go without talking: Well in quarantine all day, regular days though, maybe an hour at best, I absolutely love my friends, just only certain ones
What has been your worst haircut/ style: Back when it was longer than my shoulders and I wore it down. Except I never took care of it so it looked like shit.
Have you ever baked your own cake: Yes every birthday I make mine! I even had my friends help me with my most recent one!
Can you do any accent other than your own: maybe a southern one but no not really
What do you like on your toast: Nutella or cinnamon and sugar. I know, terrible for you
What is the last thing you drew a picture of: Uh me and @psychotic-roach and our pets but I'm self conscious about my art so I just didn't really show it to anyone (sorry Roach, I'm just super shy about my art!)
What would be your dream car: Me and my family had a running joke that I liked Tesla's, so probably a Tesla
Do you sing in the shower: No but I want to, I just don't like people hearing me sing
Do you believe in aliens: I believe we're not alone in the universe, weather it be new life billions of miles away or way advanced life a few galaxies away
Do you often read your horoscope: No, but astrology is fun to fuck with sometimes
What is your favorite letter of the alphabet: probably E or something, it's soothing in a weird way
Dinosaurs or dragons: DRAGONS DRAGONS I LOVE DRAGONS I'M A HUGE HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON NERD!!!
What do you think about babies: They're sweet sometimes, I'm honestly afraid of holding one or having to take care of one though
Freebie! Ask anything you can think of: I can't really think of anything so I guess just @psychotic-roach I love you!! @the-strawzish-clownfish thank you for these painful asks, they were fun :)
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3 (I absolutely *love* fish and I want to see what you'll pick), 5, 8, 11, 19, 20, 25, and the two you really wanted :)
honestly fuck you for being so nice yobi
1. Do you plan on getting any tattoos when you get older?
y e s and i will talk about them to no end
2. If you are what do you plan on getting?
I want a black and gray crow with a diamond in its mouth and holding an osiria rose in its claw. There are reasons for this but the most basic is i rlly rlly like crows and also I could talk about this way more (I literally wrote an essay on this for English today) but I’m not gonna bc I have Self Control (i said, you know, like a liar)
3. (s a m e) If you were a fish in a fishtank what kind of fish would you be and what tank decorations would make you happiest? (i’m gonna ignore any and all rules of what you can have in tanks for this bc i can and also i ain’t know shit about anything other than clownfish so)
The little. Idk what they’re called. The ones you find at Petsmart that are like orange
like that, no i don’t care if i die right away i wanna be colorful
OOH or a clownfish, black ocellaris ideally
if i were the petsmart one i’d like like. a spongebob house. i had one for a beta fish when i was little and he liked it and it would remind me of him (fun story i had thirteen fish from when i was about two to when i was about eleven or twelve, all of them but the last one died within four days, one was separated from its head on the second morning)
5. What’s your favorite flower and why?
Oooh so I change between various flowers bc adhd, but I really like osiria roses (you know, the ones that are mcfucking FAKE) because 1. they’re pretty 2. they are impossible to obtain completely naturally and 3. one of my ocs gets one from her best friend who then ends up breaking her heart (in a platonic way) and it’s kind of symbolic but the flowers kinda represent my many paracosms
8. Who’s your favorite artist?
idek man when i first started looking at art online it was Moonkitti and her art was what ended up getting me into drawing, so she’ll always have a special place in my heart. legit every time i look at art though i go “I WANNA DRAW LIKE THAT” so in terms of just stuff? no clue
11. Say that you had a dream catcher that actually caught dreams. What are some of the things we would see caught in it?
I do actually have a dream catcher my dad made for me when i was around eight or nine, it used to be above my bed but I haven’t moved it to my new bed yet so :( for a while I actually had NO NIGHTMARES. NONE WHATSOEVER. LIKE AT ALL. and i had nightmares pretty often before that, so i was really excited but it’s been years so i just have dreams now
anywho probably like fuckin. Mr. Deikres dreams. Worst nightmares I have ever had and even worse there were multiple of them (and i very very rarely have dream series). That’s a fun story and if you wanna hear about it then send another ask but I’m not about to make this even longer than I already have with my ranting
19. What’s something that you haven’t eaten yet but you really really wanna try it someday?
hmmmmm probably paella? it looks really really good and I’ve wanted to try it for a while but unfortunately I have no means of getting my hands on it and I cannot cook
20. Would you rather be a mermaid or a fairy and why?
fairy, i wanna see my friends and family and I won’t be able to do that as a mermaid
25. What’s your favorite genre for books?
gay
jk fantasy
#gay would be appreciated in the fantasy#however it is by no means a requirement#thank you yobi :)#strawzy answers#tw swearing#cw swearing
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top camp moments this summer:
- declaring myself the frog and toad director
- shouting YEEHAW and blacking out for a second, falling to the ground
- a child just bringing an entire baby squirrel into the cabin expecting to be able to keep it as a pet
- movie night with george josh and molly that turned into a pile / cuddle thing
- any time me n johnny n molly n dan n miles n eliza stargazed in the softball field at like 2 am
- when alex talked me down from a panic attack and from then on we were Solidarity
- izzy and i having a bit that we were dating, and then kristen and i having a bit that we were getting married
- miles and eliza starting their "hey guys...WE'RE COUSINS" bit escalating to the twins doing "WE'RE TWINS" to me n yobi doing "WE'RE SIBLINGS" to me and cheska doing "WE'RE LESBIANS"
- getting so in the mindset of yes and to everything that when johnny walked up to me and said "hey dude you want some hresnd" i said "what? ok sure" and he just shook his sandy fucking hair onto me
- when 12 yr old naomi wrote me a note saying she considers me a mother figure
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yobi replied to your post: Lemme tell you huge spoiler - MSQ doesn’t work....
Fuck off
Nobody forces you to read my posts, nor leave inappropriate replies to anybody. I thank thee for your time and hope that Raubahn holds you a lil bit longer in that queue coz that was just stupid mon mkay.
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yobi r u ok
no ive been feeling fucking horrible for the past two days im only feeling worse
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A Glossary Of Terms
1-kyu:
First level. As in the top level of the Japanese Language Profiency Test!
A man:
Ten thousand. Sounds cool, don't it?
Anime:
Cartoon.
Apato:
Apartment.
Apato Biru:
Apartment building.
Apropos:
Appropriate (French).
Arubaito:
Part-time job, esp. one for students.
Asa-gohan:
Breakfast (lit. "morning rice").
Base brat:
Someone whose parent(s) was (were) military personnel, therefore necessitating living on military bases and multiple traumatic cross-country moves during childhood.
Bento:
Japanese boxed lunch.
Bit:
Slang for stole, copied, and/or plagerized..
Blocking:
A stage term that means where actors are supposed to stand on-stage.
BOE:
JET abbreviation for Board Of Education.
Boshi:
A hat or baseball cap.
Bosozoku:
Young Japanese gang members who ride around on real noisy, super-modified motorcycles (lit. "speed tribes").
Bougie:
Slang term for "bourgeois"
Bunkasai:
School "culture festival;" a bizarre mix of talent show, open house and carnival.
Bureki:
Brakes.
Can't Be Arsed:
See "couldn't be arsed."
Carte blanche:
The freedom to do whatever you please (French).
-Chan:
Attached to someone's name to infer affection for that person as a friend. Also used to indicate that the person being refered to is a child.
Chelsea Smile:
Inserting a knife into the mouth of a person one is assaulting and cutting at either end of the mouth, so as to extend the victim's smile in a grotesque fashion.
Chikan:
Pevert or molester. See also hentai
Chimpira:
A low-level yakuza.
Chi chi fou fou:
Fancy.
Cho:
Very. See also totemo.
Chotto:
A little.
Chugakko:
Junior high school.
Chugakkusei:
Junior high school student.
Conbini:
Convenience store (Montréalers: depanneur), which are ubiquotous in Japan.
Couldn't Be Arsed:
English slang, meaning "couldn't be bothered." Also works as "can't be arsed."
Crust:
A style of punk rock known for its death metal-esque vocals and overall severity. Crust punks are well known for their aversion to personal hygeine and love of mescaline.
Dafuya:
A ticket scalper.
Daibutsu:
Buddah. Or, more commonly, a giant-ass statue of the Buddah.
Daigakko:
University.
Daikyuu:
A day off in lieu of having worked on a regular day off (e.g. do-yobi).
Dame, dame:
Forbidden, as in "don't do that!"
(da)Saitama:
A nickname for Saitama City used by the more cosmopolitan Tokyoites. Dasai means "uncool."
Deets:
Slang term for "details."
Denki:
Electricity; or, electronics store.
Depato:
Department store.
Deshita:
Was. Kind of.
Dinkus:
Dink (Latin).
DIY:
"Do It Yourself." A punk rock manifesto/slogan (North America) or the way to describe homeowner-done home renovations (Merry Olde England).
Dodgu baru:
Dodge ball (formerly known as murder ball).
Dojo:
A school or building devoted to martial arts.
Domo arigato gozaimashita:
"Thank you very much."
Dorama:
Katakanasized English for "drama," meaning "soap opera."
Dosh:
Money. Sorry, I've been renting to many "there's gangsters in London"-type movies lately!
Do-yobi:
Would be Saturday, wouldn't it now?
Echo Parque:
Echo Park. A neighbourhood in Los Angeles (Spanish).
Eigo:
English.
Eikawa:
English conversation school.
El Jefe:
The boss (Spanish).
Enkai:
The legendary "office party" of Japan, where you colleagues try to get you as drunk as possible. Notorious for being the social occassion where the reserved and meek Japanese people you work with go off and get nuts.
Ethiopia no ryoori:
Ethiopian food. Look, just put any country before no ryoori and you are talking about the food of that country. It's just that easy!
FA:
Fuck All
Fameru, the:
The other, more centrally-located but crappier, apartment building wherein almost all the other AET's working for the Saitama-shi are housed.
Flossing:
Wearing clothing or jewelry in a flashy, homologic manner.
Flush:
In the wacky world of poker, five cards of the same suit. A good hand.
Furikomi:
Transferring money from your bank account to someone else's.
Fushigi:
Weird, as in spooky or mysterious weird. Like an Astro-boy action figure spookily and mysteriously "floating" in a Denny's toy. Hello? Go back and read the sentence again!
Gaijin:
Foreigner. Non-Japanese.
Gaijin cado:
The "Alien Registration Card" that every foreigner living here is required to carry at all times.
Gaikokku:
Foreign country or countries. Any country or countries that is not Japan.
Gakusei:
Student. Or students. Depending.
Game senta:
Arcade ("game centre" - get it?).
Ganbaranai!:
"Don't try!" "Why bother?" "Do a half-assed job, if even that much." The opposite of ganbatte.
Ganbatte yo!:
"Fight!" "Try hard!" "Do your best!" J-folk never tire of uttering these words of encouragement at every opportunity.
Genkan:
That part of a J-house right after the front door where you take off your shoes. Considered part of "outside," so if you don't leave your door locked here, don't be surprised when delivery guys, Jehovah's Witnesses, the cops and the NHK guy just open your front door and stand in the genkan, calling for you!
Genki:
Healthy, happy, in good spirits, socialable, frisky. Pick one or a combination thereof.
Genkikunai:
Unhealthy, unhappy, in poor spirits, unsocialable, not frisky. Pick one or a combination thereof.
Geri:
Either diarrhea or having sex with your girlfriend. Can't remember which one, but either way, geri is a top-notch excuse to give your supervisor when you want the day off. Though I'd recommend seiri-tsuu for the ladies.
Getsu-yobi:
Monday. You didn't read the week one entry very closely, did you?
Gi:
Martial arts uniform. Costume? Get-up? No, uniform!
Giving us the hi-hat:
1920's gangster slang for being snubbed or disrespected, see?
Glasgow Kiss:
A head butt.
Gobsmacked:
Flabbergasted; astounded; shocked (English slang).
Gomen nasai:
"I'm sorry."
Haafu:
Katakanized English for "half," which is how mixed-"race" offspring of one Japanese parent & one gaijin are actually refered to here!
Hanabi:
Fireworks.
Hanamizu:
Snot (lit. "nose water").
Hanko:
A stamp or personal seal, used in lieu of a signature on most legal documents, bank forms, etc.
Hansomu:
Jinglish for "handsome."
Harajuku:
A popular district of central Tokyo, known for attracting throngs of young people dressed to nines in all manner of garb. Particulary on Sundays!
Hawdkoah:
The New York City pronounciation of "hardcore", a style of punk music.
Hella:
San Francisco slang for "very" (lit. "hell of").
Hentai:
Pervert. See also chikan.
Hiragana:
One of the Japanese syllabic alphabets.
Hisashiburi ne!:
"Long time, no see!"
Ichi-nensei:
First-year students (Canadian translation: 7th grade).
Inaka:
The country. A rural area.
Isofuckingashii:
Bufuckingsy.
Itabashi-sensei:
My supervisor at the Saitama Board of Education.
Itai:
"That hurts!" lit."ouch!"
Italian run-through:
When an actor, in rehearsal, goes through their lines as quickly as possible. Used to assist with line memorization
Itari no ryoori:
Italian food.
Izakaya:
Japanese-style drinking/eating bars designed to accomodate larger groups of drunks.
Janken:
Rock, Paper, Scissors.
JET:
The Japan Exchange Teaching program - how I managed to fanagle my way into this country.
Jet Coaster:
Roller coaster.
Jido hanbaiki:
Vending machine.
Jiko shokai:
A self-introduction - a prepared speech used to introduce yourself to others.
Jitensha:
A bicycle.
Joie de vivre:
"Joy of life." (French)
Jozu:
Skilled, talented, impressive.
Jofuckingzu:
Skilfuckingled, talenfuckingted, imfuckingpressive.
JTE:
JET program jargon for a Japanese Teacher of English.
Judo:
A Japanese martial art involving the throwing of people. Derived from ju jitsu, another Japanese martial art.
Juku:
Lit. "cram school." Private tutoring-style schools most kids go to after regular school, to give them that edge on the all-important, life-determining exams they face at the end of junior and senior high school.
Ju-ni-nichi matsuri:
Some sort of weird festival in Urawa that appears to celebrate December 12th. Literally translates to "The Festival of the 12th."
Kafucho:
Hay fever. But really, pollen allergy, esp. cedar pollen allergy. Which is bad news given that 60% of Japan's forests were clearcut to make way for cedar plantations.
Kai-yobi:
Tuesday. You didn't read the week one entry very closely, did you?
Kame:
Turtle.
Kana:
The Japanese written language, composed of the hiragana, katakana and kanji alphabets.
Kanji:
The Japanese characters that are actually Chinese characters and usually have two or three totally unrelated pronunciations and meanings. Oh, and there are thousands upon thousands of them, too.
Kanpai:
Cheers/Skoal/Here's Mud In Yer Eye.
Kare rice:
As near as I can figure out the Japanese pronounciation for "curry rice," a popular Japanized curry dish.
Kasa:
Umbrella.
Katakana:
The Japanese syllabic alphabet reserved for non-Japanese words.
Katana:
Those cool samurai swords. Also, an iconic "rice rocket" made by Kawasaki.
Kawaii:
Cute.
Keitai:
A cellular telephone. Which you would have ascertained, had you continued reading the sentence.
Kendo:
A Japanese martial art involving wooden swords and the hitting of people with them.
Kenkyujo:
The proper pronounciation of the Japanese word for Research centre. Specifically, the Saitama City BOE research centre.(see also kinkyujo).
Kimpura:
Um, marinated shredded vegetables? Not entirely sure, but I eat it!
Kin Jeh:
Vegetarian. Though I cain't recall if it means "vegetarian food" or "vegetarian person." Ask Thi. She'll know. (Thai).
Kinkyujo:
Research centre. Specifically, the Saitama City BOE research centre.
Kin-yobi:
Come on. If moku-yobi was Thursday and this followed Thursday, what the hell day do you think it is?
Kissaten:
Café/coffee shop.
Koban:
Police box - a little, mini-office where at least one cop is always present. Thousands of thems all over Japanese neighbourhoods, which is sometimes credited as a reason for Japan's low crime rate.
Kocho-sensei:
Principal (lit. "head teacher").
Koguro:
aka "ko-gals." Lit. translating to "high school girls," this refers to a Japanese female youth subculture where teenage girls bleach their hair, tan themselves as dark as possible, wear a lot of white makeup and dress as cute as possible. Think Britany Spears as done by David Lynch and you are getting close to what it's like.
Kokkoi:
Cool.
Konnichiwa:
Hello/Good day.
Konshu:
This week.
Kowe:
Scary (refering to males).
Kowaii:
Scary.
Kuro:
Black.
Kyoto-sensei:
Vice-Principal.
Kyudo:
Japanese archery.
Kyuryobi:
Payday.
Lactards:
The lactose intolerant; usually those whose bodies do not produce the enzyme required to digest the protein lactose, found in milk and diary products.
La Comida Mexicana:
Mexican food (Spanish).
Live House:
A bar where bands play. The tweaked thing is that, unless the band is huuuge, they probably have to rent out the venue, PA & staff and produce the show themselves. Cost? 300,000 - 400,000 yen! Yipes!
Maddog:
To glare at someone in as threatening a manner as possible.
Maka:
The accepted abbreviation of Makadonorado.
Makadonorado:
McDonald's - an American fast-food restaurant chain, popular in Japan. See also Maka.
Mamachari:
A "shopping bike" - a rickety old-style bike with a basket on the front and sometimes the back. The kind you'd expect to see grandmas trucking around on. Which they do. Along with everyone else.
Man:
10,000.
Manga:
A Japanese comic book, which are read by children and adults alike and cover every possible topic and story, including golf, tennis and, of course, pornography.
Mansion:
Hilariously enough, what they call really big multimulti unit apartment buildings!
Matsuri:
Festival.
Megane:
Eyeglasses.
Meishi:
Business card (lit. "name card").
Melonpan:
A melon-flavoured bun. Also, a character on the popular children's television series Ampanman. Whose title character is a flying superhero with a sweet bean-paste-filled bun for a head.
Merde:
"Shit," in French.
Mi Vida Loca:
"My Crazy Life." In this case, a pretty good gang film. Not the Ricky Martin song (Spanish).
Moku-yobi:
Come now, you deduced that this was Thursday all by yourself, didn't you?
Moleto:
Wallet (Spanish). Possibly the only spanish word I remember from that summer class I took four years ago.
Mugly:
Weather so hot and humid ("muggy") that it is downright ugly ("ugly"). Just because I made a word up does not mean that it should not be in everyone's lexicon.
Muzukashii:
Difficult.
Nasi goreng:
Thee scrumptious, rice-based national dish of Indonesia.
Natsukashii:
Kind of when something caused you to reminisce in a happy, sentimental, "ah, the memories!" way.
Ne?:
"Isn't it so?/Don't you think?" Liberally inserted at the end of practically any sentence. Similar to the Canadian "Eh?" Or the Parisian "quoi?" Or the Québecois "la." Etc.
Neko:
Cat.
Nenkyu:
Paid vacation time. Which, in theory and according to your JET contract, you can book off with your supervisor without much problem. In theory.
Nihon-go:
Japanese language.
Nihon-go no sensei:
Japanese language teacher.
Nihon-jin:
A Japanese person.
Nihon ryoori:
Japanese food.
Niku nashi onegai dekimasu ka:
Could you pretty please make that without putting dead animal parts on it?
Ni-nensei:
Second-year students (Canadian translation: 8th grade.
Nissei:
Second-generation Japanese living somewhere other than Japan.
Nomihodai:
A special and popular deal at Japanese bars, where you and your friends may drink all you possibly can in a set period of time, for a set price.
Nova usagi-chan:
The annoying animated rabbit mascot of the largest chain of private English schools in Japan, whose theme song is permanently ingraved on my memory thanks to heavy airplay of their TV commericals. "Ippai kikite, ippai shaberuru NOVANOVA!".
Off-book:
A stage term meaning that an actor has memorized their part and can or will rehearse without having to look at the script.
Ohayo gozaimasu:
Good morning.
Ogenki desu ka?:
How are you? (honorific form).
Oishii:
Delicious.
Ojiisan:
Grandfather. But let's not start singing about his stupid fucking clock, ok?
OLs:
"Office Ladies." Women working low-level secretarial/receptionist/clerk positions in Japanese offices, until they get married and stop all this silly nonsense about having a career. Which means pretty much any woman working in an office in Japan, since, of course, only men should be promoted or hold positions of importance or responsibility.
Omiyage:
Little individually-wrapped snacks you bring back from a trip to anywhere for all your co-workers. A major Japanese tradition.
Onigirii:
Popular J-snack of a triangle of rice wrapped in seaweed, usually with a fishy or seaweedy centre.
Onsen:
Hot spring. J-folk loooove love love to visit the innumerable hot springs dotted around Japan on their vacations.
Onis:
Demons.
Otaku:
Nerds. But especially obsessive-compulsive collecting nerds.
Pachinko:
This wildly-popular but weird gambling game involving a sort of vertically-mounted pinball machine, hundreds of steel balls, prizes and a lot of noise and flashiness.
Pit justice:
A straight-edge slang term for physically attacking someone in the dance area of a punk rock concert.
Player:
One who maintains a high level of romantic popularity and multiple romantic relationships.
Poutine:
French I mean Freedom Fries smothered in a special gravy and then covered with melting cheese curds. Québec's national dish, right above chien chaud steamée.
Purikura:
Special arcades specializing in those cute photo sticker booths where you take pictures with your friends and then customize them like mad.
Quelle Surprise:
"What a surprise!" (French).
Queue:
A line of people. (British).
Queuing:
Lining up (British).
Restos:
A Montréal abbreviation for "restaurants" (probably French).
Reverse:
Puke (verb).
Roku-nensei:
6th graders.
Romanji:
What they call the Roman (read: English-language) alphabet o'er here.
Ryokan:
A traditional-style Japanese inn.
SaiSta:
Slang for former World Cup venue Saitama Stadium.
Saisho RU! Janken PON!:
What J-people say instead of "1,2, 3!" when playing Janken. (see Janken).
Saitama BOE:
The Saitama City Board of Education.
Saitama-ken:
The prefecture of Saitama. A prefecture is like a province or state. 47 of 'em in Japan!
Salary(wo)man:
Business(wo)man. But pretty much always men. Women who work in offices are OLs.
San-nensei:
Third-year students (Canadian translation: 9th grade.
Seiri-tsuu:
Menstrual cramps.
Sempai:
The more senior, and therefore, superior person in a given work/school situation.
Sensei:
The honorific term for teacher.
Senta Gyaru:
Katakaniz'd English for "Centre Girl," which refers to a mostly-female subculture of high school girls who hang around Shibuya's Centre Street dresses in animal costumes with their hair dyed as unnaturally fluorescent as possible, with fake jewels glued on their faces. See also koguro.
Senta Guy:
The male version of a senta gyaru.
Seppuku:
Japanese ritual suicide.
Servo:
Brain (French).
Shag:
Fuck (British slang).
Shanked:
To be stabbed with a homemade or improvised knife.
Shibuya:
A popular district in central Tokyo for shopping, food, or dates. I like to pronounce it "shi- BOO-YA!" but somehow I don't think that's very original of me. Satisfying, though!
Shinjuku:
A popular district in central Tokyo, known for its nightlife.
Shinkansen:
Tha bullet train! Pow! Zip!
Shippu:
Stinky ointment-laced gauze. Did you not read the sentence or something?
Shizzy:
Slang term for shiznit, which is, in itself, a slang term.
Shiznit:
The stuff, the deal, etc.
Shogakko:
Elementary school.
Shogakkusei:
Elementary school students. I mean, in only follows, right?
Shogunai:
"It can't be helped." The J-way of saying, "sorry, you're fucked!"
Shogunakatta:
Past tense of shogunai.
Shojin ryoori:
Lit. "temple food." Special Japanese vegetarian you'll find at Buddhist temples, emphasizing elements of Buddhism in food form.
Shoppingu:
Shopping.
Shoppu:
Shop. See, it's not so hard, hey?
Shouganai:
It can't be helped/there's nothing to be done about the situation.
SIKE!:
1980's slang for "I tricked you!", yelled at the tricked in a mocking tone.
Skint:
British slang for flat-ass broke.
Slowplayed:
To have played a strong hand weakly, by checking instead of betting or by calling instead of raising. Usually done to win extra bets by keeping more players around for future rounds of betting. Thank you U of A type Jonathan Schaeffer for the definition!
Somen:
A type of Japanese noodle, usually served in a tasty soup.
Souji:
Cleaning/cleaning time.
-Sugoi:
Great.
Sui-yobi:
Wednesday. You should be getting the hang of the yobis now, right?
Sumimasen:
Excuse me/pardon me/sorry 'bout that. One of the handiest and most oft-used expressions in The Japan. Learn it, live it, love it.
Sumo:
You know, those really big fat Japanese guys that wrestle each other? Like in that Weezer video!
Support:
What English people call the opening act.
Tabernac:
The short version of tabernacle, which is essentially the French equivalent of "fuck."
Tacoyaki:
A super-popular Japanese streetfood, consisting of chopped octopus cooked in little balls of batter, served with tons of mayo and dried fish flakes. Taco=octopus, which can be a bit of a surprise if you are trying to order la comida Mexicana.
Taiko:
Japanese drums/drumming.
Taikukan:
Gym.
Takyuubin:
Delivery/courier company.
Tarento:
"Talent" - minor celebrities and personalities that populate the game/talk shows that comprise 90% of Japanese television.
Tatami:
Rice-straw mats that serve as flooring in traditional Japanese rooms. Most houses have at least one tatami room and rooms in Japan are measured according to how many tatami mats they fit or would fit.
Terebi:
Television.
Terebi dorama
TV drama.
'The Bash:
Our nickname for Itabashi-sensei.
The filth:
English slang for police.
The Old Bill:
Slightly-more polite English slang for police.
The River:
The last card dealt in a hand of poker. What Mile End Poker Society members would term "fifth street."
Tomodachi:
Friend.
Tori:
Chicken.
Totemo:
Very. See also cho.
Toyu:
Kerosene.
Tweaker:
Amerian west coast slang for person addicted to methamphetamine, aka speed.
Udon:
A broad noodle.
Unko:
Shit.
Urusai:
Shut up (lit. "[too] noisy/loud!").
Usagi:
Rabbit.
Utage:
I honestly have no fucking idea what "utage" means. Can anyone help me out here? Good fucking alcohol, though. Real tasty, that there utagehol.
Vick:
Victimize.
Vignette:
A short scene (French).
Wa, The:
Harmony. Balance.
Wakarimasen:
"I don't understand." See also wakarinai.
Wakarimashita:
To understand, past tense, formal.
Wakarinai:
The less polite, informal version of "I don't understand." See also wakarimasen.
Wakaru:
The unconjugated form of "to understand."
Wakatta:
The shortened, informal, past tense form of "to understand."
White Day:
A special, Japanese-only holiday invented so that Japanese men could buy Japanese women white gifts and/or chocolate, partially to reciprocate them for having received gifts and/or chocolate on Valentine's Day. Which, in Japan, is when only men receive gifts from women, never vice versa.
WTF:
What The Fuck.
Yakisoba:
Fried noodles, usually with pork or beef and some other stuff.
Yakitori:
Grilled pieces of chicken on a skewer.
Yak:
See yakuza.
Yakuza:
Every country has their own version of the mafia. The Yakuza are Japan's.
Yamasigawa-sensei:
My supervisor's assistant at the Saitama Board of Education.
Yorushiko onegaishimasu:
Sort of a catch-all polite phrase to use when asking someone to do something for you.
Yubinkyoku:
Post office.
Yukatta:
Traditional Japanese summer garment, similiar to a kimono but made of lighter cotton instead of silk. Still just as difficult to put on, though. Or so I'm told.
Yuki:
Snow.
Yuki Matsuri:
Thee Hokkaido Snow Festival. One of the biggest and most famous festivals in Japan. Kind of like the Québec Winter Carnival, but with more snow sculptures and less Bon Homme.
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