#gilear is hung like a horse

[flamingspud]

I drew this while watching the Fantasy High Sophomore Year Finale

#fantasy high #fhsy #fantasy high sophomore year #fig faeth #d20 fantasy high #gilear faeth #gorgug thistlespring #gorgug fantasy high #fabian seacaster #riz gukgak #d20 fanart #spring break i believe in you #gilear is hung like a horse

[18catsreading]

Brennan: you know what? Gilear is naked. Everyone make a dexterity saving throw to not look at Gilear's junk while he's naked.

#brennan lee mulligan #dimension 20 #fantasy high: sophmore year #ep 19 spring break! (i believe in you) part 1 #siobhan thompson #lou wilson #ally beardsley #zac oyama #emily axford #brian murphy #gilear is hung like a goddamn horse

[dabidagoose]

Happy gilear is hung like a goddamn horse day everybody

#watching finale pt 1 #his cock rock! #dimension 20 #fantasy high

[willowcrowned]

actually in context of everything we've learned about gilear's curse in junior year him being hung like a horse is even funnier. the curse could take away his hair and his happiness and his family and his pride but it could never take away his gigantic hog

#rewatching sophomore year and the gilear pride armor moment has definitely been a highlight #fantasy high #junior year spoilers #dimension 20

[ech0thegeck0]

reminder that gilear faeth, fantasy highs sad elf stepdad, is CANONICALLY “hung like a goddamn horse”

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #brennan lee mulligan #fantasy high: sophmore year #gilear faeth

[lamentablesbian]

i’m gonna kill Brennan actually for saying “Gilear is hung like a goddamn horse” also “roll a dexterity saving throw to not look at his junk”

#brennan that image is in my brain for the rest of my life #i hate you SO much (no i don’t yes i do) #dimension 20 #fantasy high #myken talks

[alaskarostova]

So no one's gonna talk about how Gilear Faeth is canonically hung like a horse 😐

#gilear faeth #fantasy high #fantasy high sophomore year #d20 fhsy #dimension 20 #fig feath

[the-wrat]

i have been cursed, every time Brennan Lee Mulligan says Gilear I think of the phrase "hung like a goddamn horse"😭

#dimension 20 #fhsy #fantasy high #gilear faeth

[d20unfuckability]

Woah

Woah hold up.

Gilear is the number one unfuckable?

Sir "Milves for day" is unfuckable?

Mr. "Hung like a horse" got more than fifty nominations?

Most nominations, yeah, but we've got a whole tourney to decide number one

[epicdivorcemantournament]

Gilear goes on a date with a main character's mom and tries to compliment her cornbread but it turns out it's takeout, and also he makes a "where are you from" comment that's very insensitive. On a Nat 20 Charisma check, he rambles about his mildew-filled shoe giving him foot fungus (which he didn't think was possible for elves) and offers Costco wine. He eats expired yogurt. He is able to wear magic armor that kills anyone with any pride b/c he had no pride, and when he donned it he clipped his dick's tip against one of the leg plates; he eventually felt pride in his ability to use it and died. He became the Lunch Lad instead of the guidance counselor. He was threatened with physical violence by his girlfriend and her son if he messed up their coffee order. His face was used as a springboard twice and the second time it knocked him unconscious so he got kidnapped by demons. His girlfriend's dead husband shot him dead. He is, however, hung like a horse.

Excuse me he's what now

#propaganda

[weird-life-of-a-closet-fangirl]

"Gilear is hung like a goddamn horse" "FUCK OFF NO HE'S NOT" this is hilarious skjdsfd but like also that explains why his penis got caught in the leg plate

#THIS IS SO FUNNY #gilear blessedly endowed with the biggest penis you've ever seen fabian: NOOOOOOOOOO #fig and gorgug living in blissful ignorance while the ball and fabian have had their worlds fuckin rocked #fantasy high #fantasy high sophomore year

[violethyacinth]

gilear is hung like a horse bc no deity would be cruel enough to create such a pathetic creature and not give them a massive dong.

#the chosen one #Gilear Faeth the chosen one #gilear faeth #lmfao #fantasy high sophomore year #d20 fantasy high #I’m on my first watch and almost done w the season #just got a few live shows from that season left joe #now #goddamn typos #also because they knew a mortal with a massive dong and hella confidence would be too fucking powerful and unbearable

[mongeese]

Hell yeah we finally have canonical "hung like a horse" Gilear

#this has long been a headcanon of mine but I'm glad it's canon bc it's the funniest thing in the world #fantasy high #dim20

[thornofthevale]

i have covid so i’m hurting anyway but brennan making everyone do dex rolls to not see gilears dick, and then announcing with obvious glee that gilear ‘just a guy’ faeth is hung like a fucking horse made me laugh until i literally couldn’t get a breath in

#and i'm focusing on that instead of fig calling him 'dad' like 5 times in a row #because that'll make me fuckin cry #fh. #fh:sy. #gilear faeth.

[bokkerijder]

"Gilear is hung like a horse" goddammit Brennan

#gwen watches dimension 20 #: fantasy high

[strawberri-syrup]

thank you brennan but i REALLY did not need to know that gilear is “hung like a horse” 😄

#d20lb