#god your username is so fucking funny to me LMAOO

[amystarrstuff]

baluchistan pygmy jerboa

fucking thang

long ear jerboa. they can be friends, or maybe even.......

#amuposting #asks #trans-hong-lu #god your username is so fucking funny to me LMAOO

[formulafics]

★ BABY, JUST SAY YES | LS2

Scenario: its no secret that logan sargent isn’t single, but one thing that no one can quite figure out - not even his co workers - is who the mystery girl is. logan doesn’t reveal who until she’s no longer his girlfriend, but his wife. (requested)

Pairing: logan sargeant x fem!popstar!reader

A/N: it’s taken me 4 days of writers block to get this one figured out, but she is finally here! i hope everyone enjoys! <3

logansargeant

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logansargeant the flight is always worth it to be with her

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sargeantformula another day, another soft launch from logan 😔 when does the pain end?

logansgirl HE LOOKS SO GOOD

formulogan so either logan plays guitar or his gf plays guitar 🧐

⤷ norizzlando i thought that i could figure out something by looking at the music sheets but it’s beatles songs, and i doubt logan is dating paul mccartney

⤷ alexalbonooo23 STOP IT FHIS COMMENT IS KILLING ME 😭 “i doubt logan is dating paul mccartney”

logansargeant

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logansargeant summer dump

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alex_albon getting a little to close to using @/georgerussels tactics

rizzciardo logan pls just tell us who it is 😔 do it for your fans

⤷ norrisnation DO IT FOR AMERICA

formulaobssesed why is logan kinda…

⤷ sargeantformula YOURE JUST LEARNING THIS? HES BEEN FINE

sargeantnation THE FIRST PICTURE HELLO YOU LOOK SO GOOD

ls2sargeant okay, but WHO is in the second picture? 😭

logansargeant

in love

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logansargeant

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formulanorris the location being “in love” is sickening

⤷ piastrizz no literally i want want what him and his gf have

williamillion ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE LOGAN

godblessls2 boy if you don’t just drop her @ rn

loscargirlie logan you wanna drop her @ sooooo bad rn

logansargeant and ynlnsargeant

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logansargeant so glad my baby said yes. happy one year, my beautiful girl.

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ynsworld LOGAN IN RHE MIDDLE OF YNA FUCK I G CONCERT???

oscarpiastri happy anniversary ❤️

⤷ rizzciardo loscar crumbs 🥹 i love them

alex_albon happy anniversary! love you guys.

formulasargeant LOGAN WHAT????

piastrizz LOGAN HUNTER SARGEANT I SWEAR TO GOD

ynfannacc the caption. not okay, young man.

⤷ godblessls2 LMAOO THIS COMMENT IS SO FUNNY FOR NO REASON

rizzciardo the mesh of logan and yn fans in the comments is so funny to me 😭

loscargirlie I KNOW I BEGGED YOU MULTIPLE TIMES TO DROP THE @ BUT COME ON LOGAN

ynlnsargeant

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ynlnsargeant what a night. thank you to everyone who came out tonight, i am so grateful for your support. on a side note, happy anniversary to my love, @/logansargeant. one year down, forever to go. 🫶🏻

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logansargeant i love you so much baby.

⤷ ynlnsargeant i love you more. thanks for coming out tonight ❤️

ynsguitar the end of an era - she changed her username

⤷ ynloverforlife ITS SO CUTE 😭 she and logan are actually so cute together i can’t even be sad

ynsworld simultaneously extremely happy for you and feeling like my heart has been ripped out. ilysm </3

ynsnumberone i cannot believe i witnessed this kiss in real time

⤷ formulasargeant i have no idea how you survived because me personally? that would be the end

danielricciardo NO WAY. happy anniversary!

⤷ rizzciardo DANIEL WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE LMAO

⤷ sargeantformula apparently only oscar, lando, and alex knew about their relationship. oscar was the only one who went to the wedding 💔 (not to mention daniel has always liked yn’s music)

all feedback is appreciated! thank you for reading <3 - daelynn

general taglist | @renarots (special shoutout to her for always fueling the brainrot for these fics) @jsjcue @treehouse-mouse @harrysdimple05 @illicitverstappen @lovstappen @minkyungseokie

#formula one #f1 x reader #f1 imagine #f1 smau #f1 drabble #f1 fanfic #f1 x you #formula one fanfiction #f1 fic #f1 x female reader #formula one social media au #formula one smau #formula one x you #formula one fluff #formula one x reader #formula one fic #formula one racing #formula one x y/n #logan sargeant x reader #logan sargeant #logan sargeant x you #logan sargeant fanfiction #logan sargeant fluff

[jiminxoxo]

me being called FUNNY? BY YOU???!!! 😳😳 can the day get any better 😌😚 no but the real question is was i joking or actually flirting w you 😏🤭

ono :( I'm rlly sorry about the concert scene love :( are the postponed dates out yet?!

take hugs (╥﹏╥)

༼ つ ◕‿◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕‿◕ ༽つ

i hope you get to see them SOOOOON 🥺💕🤞🏻

albeit i have almost (¿) no chance in any near future to see any of my fav bands/artists kpop or not, i love seeing all you people's concert vids & pics 😭😭❤️

i have been pretty busy w etc etc so i have just been catching up on all the (my ult groups' XD) concert content here & thereee ( also lemme know who are your ult groups&solos hehe <3 I'll let u know in our next convo huhu !! )

my jagi 💘 writing texts as low-key a coping mechanism

🤝

me (& the rest of us ofc) reading it as a coping mechanism

AS WE SHOULD MAKE YOU FEEL???!!!!! 😎😎💕

i hope you are feeling better after coming on tumblr today

:( 🫂 right here if u wanna talk more about anything & everything 🥺

ILY2 my 자기야 😌😌😌💘🍯

also I'd like to know your pronouns if u are comfortable sharing it !! mine is she/her hehe :D

mwahhh byeee nowwwww

sorry this is the last lmao, just popped in my brain rn

have you come across/listened to this song called GLIMPSE OF US ?! 🤧 if yessss, do you listen to joji?! if no, pls pls listen to it BUT NOT TODAY( i don't want you to be more sadder) ;-; we can scream in detail abt it later lmaoo😭🤯😓

the concert date has yet to be announced, i know three members got covid and dear god poor lino got covid twice in the span of what??? 4 months??? bye 😭😭😭 i’m on a similar boat where we almost never get concerts where i am (canada 💀) which is why my friend and i had the spontaneous idea to fly out and let me tell you 💀 nothing seems to be going as planned for me lately so idk what i was expecting 😭 ofc i hope for their speedy recovery and i definitely want them to put their health first!

oh dear god you do NOT want to make me go on a ramble about my ult groups!!!! because i’m about to and you’re gonna regret it! 

i consider myself a really oldddd kpop stan (ie i started stanning when i was suuuuuper young in 2013ish-2014)

nowadays, i’m really into skz (they’re on a time out rn tho for obvious reasons), tbz (what’s new LMAO) and i listen to stayc and le sserafim a lot these days 🫶

but oof, i’ve stanned a lot of groups in my day. (i’m saying as if i’m in my 50’s 💀) *cracks knuckles* groups ive had HUGE phases for were bts, exo, day6, the boyz, and txt! (please keep in mind that these are me being overly obsessed and not just casually listening to their music but also tuning in to their variety shows and purchasing a lot of their albums )

and i’m pretty sure you can name a good chunk of the kpop industry and i’ve either heard a couple songs from them or actually know them well enough to know their names and stuff!

i’m one of the very few people who stanned bts since debut too! and to this day it’s my biggest flex 😌 i can confidently say that i feel the most connected to them for sure, they influenced a BIG chunk of my life and as you can see, my username has not changed and i never plan to change it. jimin had been my ultimate of ultimate biases for a long ass time and he’s the only idol i can say brings me an immense load of comfort (i actually named my cat after him 🤭🤭🤭) i’m soooo proud of them and i can’t describe into words how much they deserve every bit of success they’ve gotten.

also, YES IVE HEARD A GLIMPSE OF US AND 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i think it’s the fact that i’ve been pathetically single my whole life and i’m scared i’ll never be someone’s first love 💀 but i also embrace my singleness and don’t really give a fuck about men cus they’re musty. 💀 i don’t think i’ve listened to any other joji song tho, are there any that you recommend? 🤭🫶

omg i just realized i’ve never formally introduced myself and i should really do that….. i’ll make a post about it soon 🤭

#🍯 anon!

[ameliasbitvh]

ahhhh! thank you all soso much for the 300 followers! i just hit 200 last week?! how are there 300 of you? i honestly don’t know, but i started this account as a place to just read smut and then i decided to post on here. the reason why my first post was angst was because i was being a slut for angst to feel something in those few moments- okay i’ll stop myself right there. for this milestone i’m going to do mutual appreciation for the moots i’ve interacted with the most so far! (if we’re moots and u wanna interact pls do, i’m not scary!)

okayy first up,

@underappreciated-spoon-321

i love you so much bby, i could not believe it when you followed me. i was legit crying happy tears and i specifically remember you followed me after i posted “needy” random lol.

your writing is immaculate, absolutely lovely. ur smut *chefs kisses* i love that you put up with my shit photos that i send you and that you actually ask for more- but it baffled me when you first interacted with me, this was my reaction

*deep breath* “omfg! (ur username) just interacted with me, wtf do i do?!” also ur nick name reminds me of belly from dear, draco.

i’m not writing a lot, bc for your sleepover i wrote you a damn paragraph 😭 but i love u sm belly!! 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

@dracoskinks

ARI! i love talking to you, bc i can talk about anything and when i say anything i mean anything. like kinks, porn, random draco scenarios, etc… you are one of the funniest people i have seen on this app.

ur blunt and funny at the same time, it just makes it more fun to talk to you. ur smut is soso good, bc i don’t find a lot of smut with a dom!reader and sub!draco.

i remember you followed me, so out of curiosity i checked out your blog and saw your piss kink fic and that did it for me. after that i followed you back and we became moots ajnwja. when ur first account got terminated you scared me so fucking much, because i thought you were going to leave tumblr forever. don’t. ever. play. like. that. again. i’m glad we became moots bc i fucking love you <3

@opalsheart

I LOVE YOU SM! i think u were the first moot that i interacted with in direct messages, bc you had tea to spill, and ever since than we’ve been #4lifers. you send me edits and hate on t*m felton with me on instagram. you were the first mutual to know what i looked like lmaoo. u r an absolute goddess, bestie, like what- i know that you can pull anyone you want, so stop playing when you talk about someone.

even though we have a fucking 12 hour time difference, we still find time to talk to each other. it is so fun talking with you and the fact that when we talk it’s night for one of us. you let me send that stupid tik tok of ed sheeran and t*m felton to you and it probably haunts your dreams now ajnwajsj-

i appreciate that you study ur MF ass off for your exams, bc i could never. and you even send me those cute memes when i wake up- also we better be watching those true crime documentaries, bc i’m still waiting. idc if we have a time difference :) anyways ILY SM ELLIE !! <3

@laceycallisto

okay- where do i even get started with this. we first interacted when i reblogged that draco fan fic and we reblogged talking about how desperate we were trying to find that iconic fic. and i forgot that the creator could see all the reblogging we were doing- you texted me directly about adding my name into your tags, which obviously i agreed to. then we just started talking about random shit like how we were superior because we were june geminis. or how we talked about being in love with remus lupin.

i have vivid flash backs of how your remus fic hurt me. i cried my false lashes off proof reading janajaj- bestie- you’ve seen me cry ajnwja- your writing is ethereal, i don’t know how you can see that? your so nice too, like girly u gave me ur netflix within like a day of knowing each other 💀 we watched bridgerton in two mother fucking sittings. we ate that bridgerton hoe up!

all ur input on the scenes were so funny like the “with child” and “dicking” comments 😭 i love how it’s so easy to talk to you about everything, like how dumb i am- even talking about the privilege of being poc and not burning in the sun. bruh u even let me tag u in dumb tik tok videos, like what?! and i think your the only mutual i have that’s in the same time zone as me… also we better binge the next season. but ily sm, ur like my older sister, even if u say ur life is shitty 😭 <3

@dracomalfoys-wh0re

honestly, kacia. i owe a lot to you for my account being “found” or whatever, bc you reblogged a fic of mine, i’m pretty sure it was “common room” and that’s when i started getting notes and followers najajwjwj- you might not know that but i do 💀 i will forever remember that.

you literally were one of the first accounts ever- to follow me. and i won’t lie, i went crazy when u followed me because i love your fics so much! you are so funny and blunt too i swear 😭

and can we talk about your tom riddle fic? like?!the fact that you really showed tom’s true personality and character. every world had me enthralled further into the fic, the way you wrote him is exactly how i think tom riddle would act towards his s/o. his toxicity and gaslighting is too accurate.

moving on from the discussion of your fic, which is amazing, ily sm babe!!

@yoooespinosa

we’ve interacted a few times and when u texted me directly saying that you thought i was sweet, i literally went, “omg- people think i’m sweet” in a good way, not bad jkwajjw- can i just get started on your writing, because oh. my. fucking. god. it is the most captivating and heart breaking thing i’ve ever seen- the emotions that you put into every word completes the entire fic. every angst piece that you have written, made me cry or made something inside me just twist with sadness. it is truly lovely and magnificent.

how do ur fics not get thousands of notes? because everyone should see what you write, it’s unfair that others haven’t seen your fics. when u explained your dream to me, i swear you practically wrote a whole fic 😭

i remember u said that you wanted to do a face reveal, but we’re scared. bestie what are you scared of? you look like an ANGEL!! and if anyone were to disagree, they are obviously blind. but ily bestie <3

@o-rion-sta-r

BESTIE BAE ORION i love you so much!interacting with you is honestly so fun. and i remember like literally yesterday we were trying to figure out ari’s time zone and we were freaking out. you, ari, and me all have a fucking time difference 😭 it sucks so much!

at least every day you ask me how my days been and i think that’s so sweet, because before i got on tumblr people didn’t ask that question. i appreciate that you ask me that and just random questions in general, because i love interacting with you so much. and you should start writing bby! i will reblog anything you write, also ily sm <3

@ilygw

we don’t talk a lot, but you seem like a fun person! i love seeing all the edits you post on here, bc honestly i need more ferret boy content. i know there is a lot, but i feel like i’ve seen all of them. until i see you posting a new edit and i’m like, “okay… i guess i haven’t seen every draco edit” but that’s all i have lol, ly!!

@arcaneslut

to be honest, you seemed so intimidating to me. i know you said you’re not, but to me you seemed really scary even though i knew you weren’t 😭 i just interacted with you recently and you are so sweet i swear! i love all ur fics, especially “and then i felt nothing” because when i read this fic you better believe i was crying so hard- to the point where i couldn’t breath- everything was written so beautifully, i couldn’t believe it.

i love how one thing we share in common is losing our phones 💀 but i just wanted to say thank you for explaining the whole sleepover and celebration things to me! even tho we just started interacting i already love u!!

moots bc i’m in love with all of them: @just-a-smol-spoon @dreamy-clousds @dracoskinks @unedibledaisyduck @thatsassyhufflepuff @a-aexotic @l0vely-lupin @gothboutique @wolfstar4lifee @littlemissnoname13 @deatthfairy @arcaneslut @ladyvesuvia @laceycallisto @dracossweetprincess @the-lonely-poet-loves-to-weep @realityblocked @harmqnia @yoooespinosa @opalsheart @lilscloud @cupids-crystals @mellifluousart @lunas-kisses @malfoysmainb @klauscarolove @crystxlss @beforeoursunsets @marrymetheonott @queeriacs @electriclocean @dlmmdl @o-rion-sta-r @sfdlm @ilygw @desiredmalfoy @underappreciated-spoon-321 @draco-and-tom @hellounicorn @mugglesthesedays @dracomalfoys-wh0re

if i didn’t tag u it’s bc i can’t tag more than 50 blogs :(

#eve’s 300 moot appreciation

[rainydayhogwartsimagines]

Okay so I heard Fred Weasley and rushed to your askbox afgjji.

I've got the biggest cliche for you, love - Best friends to lovers via truth or dare. Idk why, it's low-key an underused trope and I'm so in love with it it's hilarious lmaoo. Obviously if you feel like writing this.

Also, could the reader be house-neutral or Slytherin? Thank you!!❤️

First off: love your username? Second off I am a simp for this trope omfg

Warnings: Really funny? I don't know why I made this one funny but I did. Oh and swearing.

George had had enough. This was getting to be so fucking ridiculous. He watched his brother fall MADLY in love with you and kept it a secret. The problem? You came to him and told him "I like Fred" and begged him to stay quiet. Fucking morals. Fucking. Fuck.

George had many failed attempts of trying to get you two dumbasses together, all of them interrupted or didn't go quite as planned. There was the game of twister where you some how ended up on top of Harry rather than Fred, there was the game of strip poker where Ron ended up nearly naked (you and Fred seeked revenge for a stunt he pulled on you two a few weeks before), the weird ass drinking game where you did kiss Fred but both of you were so drunk off of your asses you didn't remember anything (neither did George to be fair), the pictionary game that somehow resulted in a fire (thanks Neville for accidentally allowing Trevor to jump on the sketchpad) and worst of all-- the game of 21 questions that resulted in finding out Draco secretly bleached his hair and that it WASN'T natural and Fred chasing the boy down the hall with hair dye screaming "LET ME DO IT THIS TIME I'VE GOT A PLAN YOU LITTLE BASTARD"

You and Fred were so stupidly oblivious and it was frustrating as fuck for George who knew exactly what was going on. Another game night in the common room took place, playing a slightly tamer game of truth or dare. Course it was a little off the rails thanks to Fred and George but then again, would it really be game night if it didn't have chaos?

"God I feel thirteen again playing this-- OH GOD I SOUND LIKE MY MOTHER" you gagged making Ron snort. "Relax, you're sixteen it's not like you're Dumbledore." Hermione said with a laugh. You chuckled. "True." You nodded. "Alright. Who starts us off?" George asked. "Mmm. How bout' pyro over there?" You said motioning to Neville. "I told you I didn't mean to start a fire." He grumbled. "I'm just teasing." You assured. "Alright then. Y/n, truth or dare?" Neville asked. "Mm. Truth." You said. "Laaammme." Fred said, earning a smack in the arm from you. "it's actually more fun with her. She answers anything." George pointed out. "Yep." You nodded. "Most embarrassing story. Go." Neville said. You pondered and then winced. "Oh God. So you know how I grew up around muggles?" You began. Everyone nodded. "So there was an incident before we realized I was capable of magic where I met this kid. He was an asshole, real jerk. So I'm walking through a museum and I run into him and he makes some remark that pissed me off and I uhm... Accidentally turned his hair pink." You admitted. Draco snorted and Harry gaped.

"That was you!?" Harry asked. "What?" You asked. "That was my cousin Dudley!" Harry gaped. "No way." You laughed. "Dead serious, they couldn't get his hair back to normal until Mum game and fixed it-- it looked like Pepto bismol for a week!" Harry laughed making you nearly topple over. Fred chuckled and you finally recovered. "Mmm. Draco, truth or dare?" You asked. "Truth." Draco said, not looking up from a book. "Is it true you might be dating Pansy Parkinson?" You asked. He looked up and scoffed. "There's no way that could happen." He said. "Why's that pretty boy?" Goerge teased. "She's gay." Draco said. "Seriously?" "I can see that." You nodded with the realization. "...Potter, truth or dare?" Draco asked. "Fuck it. Dare." Harry said. "I dare you to ask Mcgonagall where babies come from." Draco said making Fred wheeze. "God damn it." Harry sighed getting up.

He walked out and returned about fifteen minutes later with a horrified look on his face. "You good Harry?" You asked. "She had pictures. Of STDs." He said face planting onto the floor next to Neville made. You laughed and Harry groaned. "Hermione truth or dare?" He asked muffled by the pillow he landed on. "Truth." She said. " Is it true you and Luna were the ones that rigged something in Filch's office?" Harry asked. "True." She nodded. "Dammmmnnn" George gaped. "We've corrupted her boys." You teased. "Oh hush. Fred, truth or dare?" Hermione asked.

"Dare." He said defiantly. "I dare you to flirt with someone random." She shrugged. "What, hoping for some action Granger?" George teased. She rolled her eyes. "I wouldn't date either of you in a million years." She scoffed. Fred turned to you with a smirk. Oh God. This is where it begins. "Y/n... I can conquer the whole world with one hand behind my back as long as the other is holding yours." Fred said in your ear making your face blush. "What? Hiding from me now Princess?" Fred teased as you hid behind your hair. "Shut up asshole." You grumbled making him laugh. "Y/n, truth or dare?" Fred asked. "Truth." You huffed. "Tell me a secret I don't already know of yours." Fred said. You pondered. You could confess now... "I sometimes help Malfoy dye his hair." You confessed making him look up. "Y/n!" Draco whined.

"George truth or dare." You said. "Truth." George said. "What's something we don't know about you?" You asked. "My head is hollow." George said. "Bull." Hermione scoffed. George punched his head, it genuinely sounding hollow. "What the fuck?" You gaped. "I dunno. Just a weird little thing I've discovered." George admitted. "I wonder if I have that same thing going." Fred said smacking his head and then wincing. You snorted and rubbed the spot with your thumb. "Idiot." You said. He smiled at you and George grumbled.

This was hopeless wasn't it. Getting you two together was going to be impossible. "Y/n, truth or dare?" "You already know the answer is Truth." "Do you like someone in this room?" George asked. You shot him a dirty look but he stood his ground. "...Yeah." you said glaring. Everyone made "Oooh" noises and watched George glare at you. "George. What are you playing at?" You asked. "None of your concern." He said with a grumble. "George truth or dare?" You asked. "Truth!" George said, glaring holes into you. "What is your deal dude?" You asked. "I'm a keeper of secrets and it pisses me off!" George snapped.

"...Okay then?" You said confused. "Longbottom, truth or dare!?" George asked, a slightly deranged look in his eyes. "T-truth!" Neville asked. "DO YOU KNOW WHAT INSANITY FEELS LIKE!?" George screamed. "N-No!" Neville gaped. "George are you okay!?" Fred asked. "...George truth or dare?" Neville asked. "TrUTh!" George groaned. "What are you hiding?" Harry asked. "FRED LOVES Y/N AND SHE LOVES HIM TOO AND I'VE KNOWN FOR MONTHS AND I'VE BEEN DOING THESE FUCKING GAME NIGHTS TO GET THEM TO SAY SOMETHING!" George screamed. You blinked a few times looking at Fred with a gape. "You love me?" You asked. "Uhhh" "FRED I SWEAR TO GOD-- TRUTH OR DARE!?" George asked. "Dare!?" Fred said. "JUST FUCKING KISS HER MAN I'M GOING CRAZY!" George whined. Fred looked at you and then George. "Uhm... Okay." Fred nodded before leaning over and kissing you. He pulled away and your eyes were huge looking at Fred as if he were otherworldly.

He cleared his throat and put a hand on the back of his neck, a nervous habit he had. "Y/n, truth or dare?" Fred asked after clearing his throat. "Truth." You breathed. "Is he telling the truth... I mean do you...?" Fred asked. You nodded and the group gaped. "Oh my God." Fred gaped. "I didn't say anything because I didn't know if you felt the same way." You admitted. Fred looked at you and Draco smirked leaning forward. "Y/n. Truth or dare?" He asked. "That's not how--" "Truth or dare Y/n?" Draco repeated. "Dare." You said. "Kiss Fred already." Draco said with an eye roll. You looked at Fred. "Okay, fuck this tension." You sighed before yanking him by his shirt to you. You kissed him and his eyes widened. "Daaammmnnn" Ron gaped.

"IT'S. ABOUT. GOD. DAMN. TIME!" George whined. You laughed, resting your forehead on Fred's. "Will you be mine Princess?" He asked. "That was implied after I kissed you moron." You nodded making him kiss you again.

"Okay now I feel like I'm interrupting something." Neville said. "Do I need to get Mcgonagall to show you two the pictures too?" Harry asked making you draw back immediately. "Moment ruined?" Fred asked. "God yes." You gagged.

#fred weasley #fred weasley x you #fred weasley x reader