#gosh MC you're so strict

[misc-obeyme]

Remember that chapter that mc made all 7 of them flat against the floor with stay, season 2 or something in the carnival

And then Beel later said he had to sit on his knees Japanese style in the guest room and listen to a lecture for 2 hours

I keep wondering what could mc possibly say to him that long lol the boy was hungry dafuq you want from him

But would love to hear you drabble about it! If you want 💕

Sending green Gatorade your way 🍄

Okayyy I went the sfw fluffy route with this, but yo if MC is lecturing Beel for two hours, that kinda feels like they decided to take advantage of the situation for nsfw purposes, you know what I mean?

Anyway, this was kinda just me speculating a strict MC who would actually take the time to do that lol. Wouldn't be me.

Beelzebub's legs were asleep. He was sitting on the floor of your room, kneeling Japanese style, ever since you had returned from the carnival. It was true, he had rampaged a bit at the restaurant. And when his brothers started to intervene, things got out of hand quickly. But hadn't your stay command been enough? They were all still aching from that and likely would be for the next day or two.

You were standing with your arms crossed, a frown on your face.

Beel kept his eyes on your shoes. He felt guilty whenever he looked at your expression.

"-and you really should know better than to react like that in a restaurant," you said for what felt like the millionth time. "It wasn't as if you hadn't already eaten that massive parfait. I know you get hungry, but you have to learn to control yourself."

Beel twisted his hands together. "I'm sorry, MC," he said. This also felt like the millionth apology.

Beel was a strong demon, but being in this position for so long was starting to take its toll. He squirmed a little, trying to be subtle so you wouldn't notice.

Your sigh let him know that you had noticed anyway.

You surprised him by kneeling yourself directly across from him, your knees pressed up against his. You reached out and took his hands, preventing him from twisting them, holding them carefully in yours. His hands were much larger than yours, but when you held them, he felt so small.

"I worry about you, you know," you said, your eyes focused on the hands in your lap. "Not everyone is able to understand you the way that I do. Allowing your hunger to overtake your sense of reason like that can have lasting effects. Not just on your reputation, but on your own psyche and relationships, too. I just want you to be more careful, okay?"

For nearly two hours, you had been talking about the virtues of patience and being reasonable in the face of restaurants that maybe couldn't afford to give all the food he wanted to eat. You had discussed the trouble that would be left in his wake, including the way his brothers had gotten mixed up in everything. You had even spoken about brothers saying things to each other during a fight that they would later regret.

But none of that had caused Beel to feel the way he did right now. When you said you worried about him. When you talked about how you understood him.

Beel felt tears in his eyes and he sniffled.

You looked up immediately, eyes wide. Then you smiled at him, dropped his hands, and hugged him.

Beel wrapped his arms around you in a tight embrace, burying his face in your neck. "I promise I'll be more careful, MC."

"I'm going to hold you to that," you said, leaning back to kiss him gently.

Beel knew that he would likely end up rampaging from hunger again. It wasn't something he could prevent easily. But he also knew that he would have a stronger conviction to prevent it in the future. All he had to do was think of you, kneeling here with him, and holding his hands.

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[astrologythingzzz]

Astrology observations Number 2 💜

I'm soo happy, this is already my second post! 🥺

These are my personal observations, they aren't meant to hurt anyone. Take what resonates!

Mercury in the tenth/ mercury conjunct mc is a law placement

Do all virgo sun/moon/rising women nag about everything when they're tired/ stressed? I feel like they are also really bad know-it-alls sometimes

They are also the ones to point out how much you're eating. "Do you really want to eat all of that?" YES! I feel like their parents were very strict or criticising in their childhood! 🥺 I love you guys, but please stop. This isn't healthy for you and neither for me

Virgo and pisces paired in a birth chart is an indicator of working in the medical/ health field

They are amazing at caring for other people and their virgo makes them detail oriented which helps them at university

Pisces mc's are sooo creative! They love showing or even showcasing their creativity on social media

They could also have a really nice aesthetic on social media, they are the ones to post only aesthetic stuff

Ic / moon in Virgo. Their parents prioritised books and wisdom in their childhood. Could have spent many days in libraries or with many books around in general!

Sagittarius moons/ dominants or 9th house dominants excel at university. They are known for their success and good grades, especially in law or politics

Leo suns can be very insecure. I don't understand why, because they're so creative and generous, but somehow they are.

Please embrace yourselves more leo suns! You are great!!

Also, aquarius paired with aries or sagittarius in a birth chart is a massive law indicator. Even Aquarius sun in the 11th or 9th house is.

Jupiter conjunct sun individuals are just beaming individuals. They are popular, well liked and really lively. They love adventures and travelling.

Sagittarius Venus / moon women love horseback riding. They love horses! Of course this can apply to other sag placements, but I noticed these two the most!

Virgo risings are ethereal. Gosh I love their beauty

Venus conjunct neptune hide their romantic feelings. They are literally drawing hearts all over the room while being too shy to actually speak to the person they're in love with.

Definition of falling in love with a version of someone who doesn't even exist. 🥺

These are all that came into my mind. Hope you liked it and resonated!

Until soon, love you, byee💜

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[r0-boat]

Hi, I love your WHB headcanons, they make me smile all the time! I don't know if I can request something, ignore this message if it's not allowed! But if you can…

Can you tell us how you think the Kings (especially Satan and Lucifer) would react to finding out their MC's birthday? Would they give you some gift or perhaps for them, immortals, birthdays are a useless celebration?

Thank you very much for all your wonderful work! And…sorry if my English is horrible

Oh my gosh celebrating your birth would be a special occasion let's see how these kings celebrate it

Whb Kings celebrating your birthday.

Sfw cut for length

Satan

The nobles celebrated together in the hall of the castle. They have a party what humans call a potluck. Where they bring their own food and snacks and their gifts.

Since demons live so long their birthdays are not as celebrated except for maybe the birth of their kings. But even then a birthday was not really a devil thing. But that didn't mean they They didn't like doing it They want to celebrate birthdays the way humans do and what better way to celebrate it with a human!

They want to do everything a human does at their birthday even the most silliest things like pinatas or pin the tail in the donkey everything anything you mentioned they will add it. But they also want to celebrate you in a devil way so you end up just getting this weird mix of demon human celebration.

The nobles and Satan are celebrating your birthday together but later Satan will give you an extra special gift ;)

Mammon

His version of parties are more relaxed with golden ballrooms fancy dresses and suits with expensive wine and catering. He will grant you anything on your birthday and for your party anything you wish. Of course unlike the other demons he will not be talked in out of making your party what you deserve. Your venue will be at a golden Mansion with hot tubs pools endless five star foods.

Anything you suggest he will pump it up to tenfold. At a park? No problem You shall have your party at a beautiful garden venue with exotic flowers plants and fruits. In a familiar place like his house? No problem He shall make it work. (Bimet with a money donation booth)

Your cake must have the least be five tiers. All five flavors and fillings as well as designed to your desire. You will be working with a five-star bakery and they will provide samples to make sure your cake is to what you desire.

"anything you want my dearest, this day is yours I will make sure your birth is celebrated as a national holiday"

Leviathan

He keeps your birthday a secret He wants to be the only one celebrating it! And he gets mad jealous if you ever tell anyone. Of course you throw a hissy fit. And Levi assures you that he'll give you enough gifts to make up for the fact only he knows.

Listen Levi may be an envious little bug but he has his limits... He knows he'd rather be celebrating the day of your conception and he realizes the special day since he never had a birthday himself nor he wanted to celebrate his birthday because of his past. He doesn't even remember what day it was.

Anything you want any wish you want to Grant for the entire day he is yours. And I guess the other Hades nobles will give you gifts as well since you made such a big stink about it.

If you ever mentioned to celebrate your birthdays together his eyes will go wide and his job will go slack. You're willing to share a special occasion with him? He just fell even deeper for you.

Beelzebub

Parties are a Abyssos specialty! your party will be a grand celebration. Wild and fun not like the parties in Tartaros we're rich people got like fancy little birds with their tiny fancy drinks and little crackers and cheeses, chirping about how rich they are. A real party!

And of course the grander the party the more strict the planning will be. Beelzebub takes these parties very seriously You can call him a party aficionado. Of course what you want also matters so he will ask Bael to keep notes because he'll probably forget. You can pick the venue pick the snacks it's starting to sound more like a wedding than just a birthday party.

It will have the most fun most lively most wild venue. Devils from across the seven kingdoms will hear about it and want to come bringing gifts to party in Abyssos. The nobles and King talking excitedly how this will be the greatest party in millenia. Will it last a day no a whole week of partying!

It will take A LOT of talking if you want your party to be anything other than the greatest celebration that Abyssos has to offer. In the end you'll just get sad pouty puppy Demons just wants to give you the best that Abyssos has to offer and parties are their specialty :(((. They will give in because it's what you want and whatever the birthday human decides.

Lucifer

Angels do not celebrate birthdays The only birthday they celebrate is either God or Jesus. So it completely slipped his mind until you mentioned it. His eyes went wide Oh yeah human celebrate their birth...

He's not one to ask for a party or anything, He brings you flowers and gives you cake and a little gift. The gift is the most expensive thing he always gets you jewelry or something you like.

Asking you out for birthday dinner is something he would probably do too. The other citizens of Paradise lost is allowed to celebrate as they please. Gamigin is not okay with this He is planning a party for you right now. Lucifer thinks it's unnecessary but he will attend anyway.

He tells his subordinate to please keep in mind that your day should be up to you. And if the young dragon is planning on anything you do not want he will be punished.

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[willowwhispersspeakeasy]

Hi there!

Gosh, I'm so happy to see you're open to neurodiverse headcanons

I asked for something before with another blog and they apologized and added it to their "will not write" list. And I understand if they don't feel up to it, of course!! It just kinda sucks when something that's part of you is pushed/turned away, even if it's because the person is trying to be respectful.

on that note haha

Can I ask for more (I was so excited when I saw you did some x3) headcanons for a S/O with ADHD wiiith

Rook, Cater, Jade and Ruggie? Thank you for making me feel welcome :)

ah yeah, that must be disheartening to be turned away like that. of course each author can set their boundaries, but! that is why we're here~

-Onyx, the bartender

twst! ADHD mc

characters: Cater Diamond, Ruggie Bucchi, Jade Leech, Rook Hunt

warnings: gender neutral mc

Cater

I headcanon Cater as having adhd himself so, y'all are practically made for each other. this man is always doing three things at once and he absolutely can talk a mile a minute so its nice to have someone who can keep up with him easily.

Cater often stims with his nails tapping on his phone, or tapping on desks as well. the pair of y'all are horrible study buddies because you end up doing a deep dive into something completely unrelated and useless to your original assignment.

oh and he also forgets what hes doing half way through and that's part of why hes always on his phone. he makes notes in the notes app. yalls shared experience means you can lean on each other and hes so happy and supportive of your interests.

Ruggie

this baby also has some adhd tendencies sooo. hes a lot more strict with himself than Cater, not having the luxuries of openly stimming or forgetting things.

please please please pet his ears and his hair. its so calming for him and such a nice stim it can help him focus better. Ruggie enjoys engaging with you when you're unmasked. it makes him nostalgic for his own childhood and playing with the other puppies in the slums.

however you won't see him fully unmask much. that was dangerous where hes from, so its hard for him to fully relax. he has a huge amount of coping mechanisms hes happy to share with you though, just little things to make yalls lives easier.

Jade

he deals with Floyd. what ever you do he will be completely unfazed. he finds your stims and rambles charming, quietly observing. Jade adapts to your communication style suspiciously quickly as well.

it means a lot to Jade that you dont mock him for his special interest. he does love talking about mushrooms, and in return hes happy to listen to you info dumb about your latest hyper fixation.

he knows what you'll forget and he covers your weaknesses as second nature. any activities that give you anxiety he either offers to help you with or helps you avoid. its might even look curious to others how quickly the pair of you adopt a symbiotic relationship.

Rook

oh darling, hes in love the first time he sees you. your forgetfulness and lack of object permanence his charming to him. as absent minded as a bumble bee. your stimming is simply as wonderful as the wind rustling the leaves of the trees. the man is smitten.

Rook can also talk for ten years about nothing in particular, or he can fall eerily silent while you info dump about whatever has caught your fancy. he likes taking your hand and playing with your fingers.

he can end up bombarding people with information or seaming to talk around them and yet you can catch every word. he simply adores you and he understands your communication style flawlessly.

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[asmofangirl603]

Campfire ~Malleus x GN!MC~

You were in the woods behind the botanical garden and chopped firewood. Tonight, you would have a nice evening at the campfire at Ramshackle dorm with your newfound friends from the Night Raven College....

...at least, that was the plan.

As it turned out, nobody - not a SINGLE soul - had time or were in the mood to come. The people from Heartslabyul were eagerly prepairing for an Unbirthday party the next day, Savannaclaw simply didn't want to come and Octanivelle was busy with the Mostro Lounge. Not even Kalim from Scarabia, who was usually all in for anything that was fun, could come because he and Jamil were suddenly called home because of some family business. You didn't make the effort of asking anyone from Pomefiore or Ignihyde, the first because they don't like making themselves dirty (except for Epel, perhaps, but since Vil was so strict, you didn't want to risk it) and the second because you didn't even know anyone from that dorm.

The only person you could still ask would be the Diasomnia dorm leader, Malleus. He didn't give you his name at first, so you referred to him as Tsunotarou. However, you only ever met him a few times in front of Ramshackle dorm and you didn't want to make him feel like he was just some sort of last resort. Then again, he was overjoyed when you invited him to the VDC. There was a chance that he wouldn't turn you down.

Making up your mind, you grabbed the chopped wood and brought it back to Ramshackle dorm, where you already set up a fireflace with three thick logs serving as benches. Then you went to the mirror that would take you to Diasomnia dorm. It was like a dark castle, befitting the Witch of thorns. You walked through the halls, hoping to find the dorm lounge.

"Looking for someone?" A voice from above suddenly said, causing you to jump. A little boy with black and pink hair then stood before you. "Hey, Lilia." You greeted the vice dorm leader. "Is Tsuno - I mean is Malleus there?"

"Sure. He's in the lounge. Come, I'll take you to him." Grateful that Lilia would lead the way, you followed him. Lilia wouldn't just let anyone see Malleus, but he knew that he had found a liking to you, which is why he didn't try to stop you.

The lounge was decorated in lime green, silver and black, much like everything in this dorm. It was nearly empty, only a few students in the back playing chess. Malleus sat alone on the couch and read a book. "Hey, Malleus! You have a guest." Lilia said and pushed you in his direction. Malleus looked up from his book and at you. "Ah, it's you." He said and smiled. "Did you decide to pay me a visit now that you know my true identity?"

You giggled. "To me, you'll stay Tsunotarou." You teased, causing Malleus to chuckle. "I'm gonna start a campfire this evening. Wanna come?"

Malleus looked at you, puzzled, and then asked: "What's a campfire?" If you had something to drink, you would've spit it out. "You don't know what that is? Have you never gone camping before?" You asked in shock. Malleus shook his head. You couldn't put a finger on it, but you believed that you just saw sorrow in his eyes. Lilia then explained that Malleus had spent his entire life in his castle.

"Oh, in that case, I gotta explain." You said with a sheepish smile. "Well, a campfire is basically like a fireplace, but outside. You sit around it and grill bread on a stick, sausages or marshmallows. We sing songs and laugh and simply have a good time."

"Sounds fun!" Lilia said, overjoyed on the inside that Malleus got invited to something. "Well, since you came all the way here to invite me, I'll gladly come." Malleus said. You jumped up in joy, relieved that you didn't need to spend the night all by yourself. "Wonderful! See you at dawn. Lilia, feel free to come too, if you want." You said and then rushed out.

After you left, Malleus couldn't stop himself from grinning. He got invited to something. You had invited him again, even though you knew his true identity now. It didn't seem to bother you in the least. "They really are something else, now aren't they." Malleus mumbled and shook his head with a smile. "You two would make a cute couple, you know?" Lilia teased. Malleus gave him an irritated look, but then picked up his book and continued reading.

At dawn, you had everything prepared for the campfire. The sticks and the dough for the bread on a stick were ready, your guitar leaned on one of the logs and the fire was already burning. While waiting for your company, you took the guitar and played a few accords. It's been a while since you last played. After going through all accords you remembered, you started playing some of your favourite songs and sang along.

Lost in the song, you didn't notice Malleus and Lilia arriving. Lilia wanted to announce their arrival, but Malleus held him back. He wanted to listen to your voice a little longer, afraid you wouldn't dare to sing in front of him. When you finished your song, the two clapped loudly. You startled and turned around. When you realized who was clapping, you smiled. The two walked over and sat down on the logs.

"You're really good, MC." Lilia said. "Have you considered joining the light music club? We're a little short on members, you know."

You giggled and put the guitar aside. "I'll think about it." Then you took the dough and wrapped some of it around the tips of the sticks. "In for some bread on a stick?" You asked the faes and handed a stick to each of them. They both accepted, but you had to stop Lilia from trying to eat the dough raw.

"You have to bake it over the fire first. Like this!" You explained and held your own stick over the campfire. Malleus silently followed your instructions, while Lilia was a little more chatty. Before you knew it, the three of you nibbled on your bread. "That's good." Malleus said as he carefully bit chunks out of the bread. "Do you do this often?"

"Yeah. On summer vacation, we always go camping for three weeks and we make a campfire every evening." You said, smiling in nostalgia. "We should do that more often, don't you think?"

Malleus nodded. "I'd like that." You looked at each other and got lost in your eyes for a moment. His eyes were such a bright green, like emeralds. "Gosh, get a room, you two!" Lilia blurted out, reminding you two of his presence. Malleus looked confused, while you giggled embarrassed.

You then took your guitar and played some of your favourite songs from your world. Malleus closed his eyes and listened to your lovely voice. He didn't know the song, but he eventually found himself bobbing in tact to the music. When Malleus opened his eyes to glance at you, he saw Lilia swaying from side to side.

You played every song you could remember from your world, even some in other languages neither Malleus or Lilia understood. When you finished your last song, Lilia took out his phone. "We should take a photo to remember this!" He said and slid over to you. "Malleus, come over here!"

"Sure." Malleus said and sat down next you, on the opposite side of Lilia, who held his phone up to fit the three of you into the frame. Then, he snapped the picture. "That looks good." Lilia said and showed them the picture. "I'll send it to you later."

The three of you continued to chat and tell stories to each other late into the night. Eventually, you fell asleep on Malleus' lap. Lilia giggled. "They look cute when they're asleep, don't you agree?" He said. Malleus felt his cheeks grow hot. Why did he get fluttered so easily as soon as you are even mentioned? "I should probably.... take them to bed." He mumbled and carefully took you into his arms. "Yup, do that. I'll clean up here." Lilia said and extinguished the fire. Now that the warmth of the flames was gone, it was rather chilly. It didn't bother Malleus, but he didn't want you to catch a cold, so he hurried inside the Ramshackle dorm.

Once he had found your room, he carefully put you on the bed and pulled the blanket over you. Just as he was about to leave, you grabbed his hand and pulled it closer to you. Malleus tried to carefully free his hand, but your grip was surprisingly strong for a human. Not wanting to wake you from your slumber, he decided to just give in and settle down next to you. Unconsciously, you realized a body next to you and instinctively snuggled against him. Malleus blushed as he carefully folded his arm around you, his heart beating so fast he feared it might wake you up.

"Tsuno...tarou..." you mumbled in your sleep and clutched onto his vest tighter. Malleus looked at your sleeping face, wondering if you were awake, after all. But you just breathed evenly and snuggled up against his broad chest. Your peaceful figure made Malleus sleepy as well qnd before he knew it, his eyes fluttered shut.

Lilia eventually wondered what took Malleus so long and went investigating. When he found the two of you in your bed, he giggled in delight. "Looks like the dragon is leaving his nest at last!" He murmured to himself and carefully closed the door.

"Sleep well, my little lovebirds."

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