#got the claws down too

[seabeck]

I hate whoever juniper’s first owners were. Didn’t socialize her so she’s super dog reactive and scared of random things like bikers, didn’t get her comfortable with being brushed, didn’t get her comfortable having new nails trimmed, didn’t get her comfortable with vibrating/buzzing things like an electric razor, etc

#I just brushed her and trimmed some of her nails #made it through 4 before she made it clear she was done #thankfully she wears her own nails down really well! #just had to do two random front nails and her dew claws #she’s getting better at being brushed and I am teaching her the nail chippers aren’t scary #and I’ve taught her so many tricks #they also got rid of her because they were getting sent elsewhere (military) instead of bringing her with??? #second owner prob needs some blame too

[mushroom-for-art]

Hi @bluejay-flies, I hope this isn't weird but I saw about your Aurorus mewtwo fusion fav and struggles and thought well hey I've been drawing a lot of mewtwo designs including fusions, I could draw you a little something and uh then I went hog wild with color options for you, the design is completely yours and you can pick whichever color version you want! (hell mix the colors and such I don't mind!)

Of course if these aren't really the vibe and you're not a fan of the design that's completely okay there's no obligation to accept and I won't take offence I had fun and got to do a fun drawing exercise either way :)

#my art #Gift design #Got classic Aurorus colors obligatory ourple shifted and pink shifted cause two a wild card that I think was cute and a dark shiny vibe one #Since you said you liked shiny Rayquaza and Shinx I tried to make em darker with yellow #Wild card colors flowy bits make me think of a butterfly #And the tube next also is a wavy fin that likely goes to the second neck connection point on the back and a bit further down #I only looked at Aurorus reference while drawing so any similarities to other designs are accidental #I didn't look for any other versions #They were originally gonna have only a thumb and one finger like how Aurorus apparently only has a single toe and claw #But there was too much empty space on the hand so finger rights given #Gets all the grabby #Tried to make em bulkier like Aurorus and gave em a longer neck too c:! #Sorry rambling about design aspects #You're welcome to choose name gender pronouns backstory ect if you accept them #Place holder name would probably Rora like aurora and like rawr-a cause dinosaur #Cause I think I'm funny XD #mewtwo #pokemon #Mewtwo fusion #Aurorus #Mewtwo Aurorus fusion #Again no obligation to accept if you're not a fan of the design! I know my fusion designs might not suit every audience #Ignore that I forgot to do the ice colors on the last three rip #They should be easy enough to color pick? I hope #Went wild on hexagon patterns today lads XD

[scrawnytreedemon]

Hello everyone! I would like you to meet the little guy I have been working on for the past week :)

His name is Mareczek, Blade of Olimar (A.K.A Marek), and as you can see, he is a Yellow Pikmin.

He is pale because I created him in a fit of creative malaise and hellsite-related frustration, and was too impatient to wait before I could get the right shade of yellow yarn. I ran out, and that's why he has this sick graft-arm instead.

I like to think he lost it valiantly in battle, narrowly escaping the jaws of death. "Rendered Unto Mars" indeed 💖

More details beneath the cut~

I did the flower by hacking a coaster-tutorial the very talented Mhalee's Crochet put up on Youtube, doing a row of triple-crochets over each of the petals-- It was so, so very janky. I filled the in the gaps by the edge in tying up the ends; the sewing is what gives it its shape and I'm honestly surprised it looks this good.

I made the floret-disc separately. Also! If you look closely in the main pictures, you'll spot the calyx :) I made using the Summer Flox flower by Pora Pora Crochet on Youtube. She has so many lovely tutorials, it's insane.

Little test flower, with my lovely cat for reference. Ended up being wayyy too small for Marek himself(thus the coaster-hacking), but it's be perfect for smaller Pikmin.

Also, as one final note:

I have this to thank for spurring me into action. Marek did end up needing a wash at one point(alas, it is why he is so baggy), so this meme has well and truly been fulfilled.

I hope you're happy, 4chan Anon. Marek has you to thank for his existence.

#scrawny rambles #scrawny crafts #scrawny crochets #adventures in crochet #pikmin #yellow pikmin #also he does have toes #they just keep curling uphfjgsk #I WANTED TO GIVE HIM FINGERS TOO but no more yarn :( the pale yellow yarn i got afterwards was TOO pale goddammit!!! #if i end up finding the right shade i will give him some #along with cool thorn-claws for his other arm >:} #don't hold your breath but i am currently making one of his two girlfriends. she's ended up small tho. #the size he was originally meant to be before i miscalculated lmaooo #so like. i'll put that down to speciation and/or sprouting conditionsjhghkfjkd #'YES i have two girlfriends and they ARE both weed' #pickminne throuple... #idk i'll see if i make this particular one her or if i'll do her properly later. and this small one can be her sister or some shithgjkgfjd #this is beside the point #that being that i love marek he brings me immense joy and newfound confidence in my crochet abilities #thank you to everyone who followed along with my sporadic server-posts!!! #you guys are 💖💖💖 the best #k i think i've rambled enough #also thanks to scruffy on yt for kickstarting my interest in the first place holy shit i love these guys wow !!!

[oculusxcaro]

Scar map for Khare!

Template found here! (Stolen from @gnarledbite ♡)

#🌈 || dashboard games #🌈 || memes #body horror tw #body horror cw #I hope this isn't too awkward or ugly to look at #Tried to make the colours stand out and be as different as possible but SAI isn't the best art program sadly #Changed one or two things anywho! #The bullet wound in her hip is the most significant and deepest injury! #The eye clusters there are NASTY #The ones on her shoulder aren't much better though #That's where the bear clawed her good while knocking her down #She thrust her left arm up to prevent it from ripping her throat out hence it getting ripped off and regenerating #Got a bit clawed on the belly but it's not that noticable #Got a lot of random eye clusters popping up around her torso #Just small little colonies of eyes they're more itchy and annoying than painful #Some barbed wire scarring around her thighs and calves #Almost hopped the fence but she got shot in the hip and tumbled down ripping the skin on her legs a little #Keeps her body covered up a LOT to hide these little beauties #She really has to trust you to let you see them #Because... ew #And the eyes wiggle and pulsate a LOT

[albatris]

very valid of me to make rentalcar vamps just warm cuddly weighted blankets and so so soft and snuggly. and valid of me also to make them highly instinctively driven to be warm and cosy and napping with friends and burrowed into a nest of blankets. the ethels and the garble are cold undead vamps for sure, feeding off the life force the others gather, but the rest of them..... hmmm. alive and warm and friend :) (unless they are about to eat you but don't worry about that you're probably fine)

#rentalcar vamps have two modes #murder murder death kill murder sharp fangs and claws going to eat you mode #and...... sofd <3 #i would consider the Ethels and the garble to be cold dead vampires but most other vampires are technically still alive #they got heartbeats n stuff. got their own blood #and often lots of other peoples blood too! #but yeah. warm n soft. warm n soft #befriend a friendly vampire n get a free weighted blanket :3 #a rental car takes a left down rake street and disappears

[realpersonfacts]

due to a series of unfortunate events lae’zel was in the unenviable position tonight of trying to beat two hook horrors to death with her bare fists. and she almost succeeded! almost!!!

#they were both down to <15 hp 😭 #technically wyll was there too but he only got one round of eldrich blast in before they clawed him to death 🙄 typical! #bg3 blogging

[dirt-str1der]

I dont care about majima x sagawa btw but i care a lot about their relationship regardless because i want them to have the most toxic dealings and skewed power dynamics with each other as possible and i them both to have increasingly warped perceptions of each other (worlds most incorrect uncle-nephew relationship)

#Listen to my problems #sagawas like majima chan i bought pudding for you since chewing is hard right now and majimas like (muffled) can you kill yourself . and #sagawa is like (laughs) keep up that tone and ill break your jaw again #like obviously sagawa isnt doing charity work putting majima back on his feet because majima has to pull his own weight too but over time #majima became less of an ‘investment’ and more like his hotheaded young apprentice / nephew who is really smart (sagawas very proud of him) #but also doesnt know anything good for himself because hes an idiot and sagawa needs to do everything for him sometimes or he’ll pull the #most ASININE stunts imaginable. like kid i do Good by you and you do the same for me as long as you keep your head down and run the grand. #he cannot fathom why majima wants to claw his way back into the tojo because sagawa Knows shimano and he Knows that shimano is bad news and #will definitely send majima into the jaws of death over and over and seriously what a WASTE of good talent !!! unfortunately majima is the #same type of stupid as his oath brother but it doesnt mean he wants to see the kid get himself killed (wise words from a man who got himself #killed) | and majima ... it was not difficult to start going crazy about sagawa at first sight because he just came out of a very violent #place where every touch meant more torture and pain then suddenly hes being put in the capable hands of a man whos like a fucking angel #sagawa feeds clothes and bathes him and majima cant help but act like being cared for is the worst thing thats ever happened to him theres #too much touching and hes completely dependent on sagawa who checks his weight daily and changes his bandages and cleans his leaky infected #eye and he wants nothing more than to be left alone but he cant do anything by himself and hes too devastated to be grateful. its gross !! #and whenever he inevitably breaks the hell down sagawa is always there to hold and comfort him and what the hell else can he do but seek #comfort in the only person that ‘cares’ about him when sagawa is so good at pretending ... is he pretending ? who gives a fuck anymore man #sagawas punishment and comfort all in one ... hes a means to an end .. hes majimas caretaker and his gaoler. the guy who knows everything #about him and the one who’ll use every last bit of it against him oh god wait #this is just isabelle and emma damnit damnit im gonna go read purromised neverland again

[garaviel]

Not to bitch about star wars again but. Has any character from legends been done well at all since disney took over?

#not in my opinion #but i saw a post about how they fucked up thrawn #and i personally rage about how they fucked up boba every single day #and how they didnt do right by any of the ogs in the sequels #and how even the Golden Boys ani and obi kinda got dulled down too #is there. one. that has remained unscathed by the tepid claws of disney and filoni

[goldkirk]

geez. I want so badly all the time now to get back in contact with other people and apologize to my relatives and try to explain why I ghost everyone and apologize and explain what I’ll do instead in the future but I cannot even remotely get myself to execute a plan to do that

#i got a lot to apologize to a lot of people for #a lot of kids I’ve let down by not following through on things I said I’d do months ago #and a couple weeks ago #and i found out my birthday is only days away and I don’t want it and I don’t like that and I would rather be unreachable in the Arctic than #consider a birthday right now #i don’t know what I am as a person and I don’t considtently perform or feel the same hour to hour and I haven’t told anyone anything for #months and also I keep avoiding any and all medical care and if someone tried to make me I’d be relieved but also run away #it’s just fucked #I know I’m making rewiring progress but it feels like I’m locked in a claw machine #watching my external shapeshifter self secretly make each of her attempts fail #I’m back to feeling like I’m losing my sanity a lot of the time again #mostly I don’t know where to start. I don’t know where to start. #i thought getting enough sleep every night would unlock more than this #and getting set loose on food and gaining weight for once #and living in a safer place and having my ability to journal start creeping back #I’ve drunk the water I take the meds I build the safety I eat the food I care for the dog I keep myself calm I try to be aware of my body #i do the breath work I do the yoga none of it DOES anything I’m just STUCK #i keep having the same debates and the same sabotage and the same inaction over and over and over again #but if I let go of some control the little kid ‘I’m the center of the universe’ #part of me comes out and makes me go WAY too hard with see-sawing the opposite direction of normal #and it makes people uncomfortable and ends up preventing me from getting taken seriously ANYWAY #raps on head gently. please. i am fucking begging #either shut off the pride for a while so I can get us through the agonizing and mortifying shame stage while I get help or shut off the #self sabotage so I can get help while retaining pride #jesus h Christ #please #I KNOW I DON’T SEE MY OWNSYMPTOM SEVERITY CLEARLY U CAN’T FOOL ME BRAIN #I know what avoidant numbing is!!! i know what unaffected attitude and minimizing and laughing it off are! #I’m not gonna back off this time I NEED TO GET OUT OF DEBT AND INTO HAVING HOBBIES U DUMB BRAIN please for the love of god work with d #*me

[bunnyb34r]

Scupa discovered that since his last molt he is now big enough to stand on top of the cabana (or the shelf I haven't seen which) and can once more enjoy his favorite long forgotten (banned) pastime of scuttling on the tank lid at 3am scaring the shit out of me and waking me up (: I'm so thrilled

#marquilla #if it's the shelf im fucked bc i think it's command stripped on and it's already almost too low and i don't want to remove any dirt bc #they like to dig and burrow. if it's the cabana like i suspect then i can push that fucker down a bit into the dirt #scupa: hey why is my ceiling closer to me?? oh shit i GREW!!!! #me: heheh dumbass #the party boys #scupa #i thought it was gurkle this morning and i was like fuck i dont see him?? is he on the OUTSIDE again????? #no scupa was just the right distance away that i couldnt see him until i was at the tank #he has been good ab not making me play whack a crab trying to get him down like speedy used to stick his legs in the holes and once you got #those free hed have moved his big claw again and then youd get THAT unstuck and oh look at that my leggies are stuck again :) fuck you :) #and this would go on until i was able to unlatch him. meanwhile scupas like okay... :( fucking meanie... :(((

[asteraceaye]

Help I'm smitten for a kitten named Gucci

#ajhshd I honestly might keep the name #I'm going to see him this weekend #muffin had to be put down so theres a huge orange cat shaped hole in my heart #i know a kitten wont replace him but I think it'd help #it'd be nice to have another friend for sadie too and maybe Lulu could even bond with one #I'll have to see what his personality is like but i know theres a few other orange babies at the rescue #but Gucci has definitely stolen my heart already ajdhhd #hes so cute and he has a long face #hes the same age as muffin when I rescued him #gucci is also at the same rescue my mom got her dog from so I am very hopeful for a new orange baby in my life #theres a REALLY cute orange girl but idk if the females share the same common stereotypes as the males #big. dumb. one braincell. talkative. loud. sweet and loving #those are my requirements ajdhdh #hopefully i can also teach this kitten to spoon like I did with muffin #fuck I'm going to miss that cat and all his weird personal quirks #he used to sit by my head when he wanted to be spooned and if i didn't move to let him in he'd touch me with a single claw on my face #it was so annoying but I loved it so much at the same time #I'll try not to compare my new kitten too much to him. they won't be a replacement but a new friend #aster rambles

[goth-link]

I have spent probably 3 hours the past 3 days grooming this dog.

That’s 3 hours each day btw.

#I tried to give him his Mohawk still but the fleas would use his Mohawk hair to hide so I had to go completely down #BUT he also doesn’t like the clippers so new clippers for him too #but he STILL doesn’t like his paws done so I have to set up his hammock #THEN go in with scissors and carefully go around his tail (fleas) paws face and ass #THEN have to put extra care into his paws and such so I can grind down his claws #BUT when we got him the people had his claws too long and he bit them off and they’re still regrowing so #I have to be careful of his claws but not only does he hate his claws done the most when he bit them off he hit the quip so now he’s scared #it’ll hurt him again so I have to be careful of his anxiety the fairly close quip while also caring for his broken claws (so they don’t #crack more and ACK #I’m going insane) #but he’s doing so much better he’s so much happier now that his flea problem is gone(?) and his claws are better and his fur is gone #his fur is SO thick and long and curly and his skin is also super thick I wish I got him down this short earlier this summer #he’ll be regrown fur wise by winter but ack #troublesome perfect little baby #Lumiere my baby

[jimingyue]

Cat Tumblr Dashboard Simulator

🖋️ meowful-musings Follow

🕊️ birdwatching Follow

what's wrong with dry food??? my humans feed me it all the time and i think it's fine

💀 elusivehider-deactivated948204

op wheres the natural feeding option

🌲 outdoorsy Follow

you guys are getting fed?

#im a barn cat so maybe im missing something here #meowtthew don't look

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☀️ pawsitive-affurmations Follow

ITS OKAY TO BE A MOGGIE

ITS OKAY TO BE A MOGGIE

YOU ARE NOT LESS VALID IF YOU ARE NOT A SPECIFIC PEDIGREE!!!!!

☀️ pawsitive-affurmations Follow

extra special shout out to cats who have "common" coat colors. grey tabbies and black cats i am rubbing against your head affectionately <3

🪤 m0usetrap01 Follow

as a grey tabby i really needed to hear this :"3

#i feel like i never see positivity posts for moggies even tho we're the most common type of cat....

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🎵 rage-against-the-meowchine Follow

i cant believe there are cats ACTUALLY advocating for kittens to be separated from their mothers before 12 weeks??? kittens still need to learn how to interact with other cats before being placed into their furever home omg you guys know you're advocating for undersocialized and aggressive cats right

❤️ loving-paws284 Follow

um op some of us??? matured early??????? i was separated from my mother at 7 weeks and i turned out fine... interesting how you assume that kittens being separated from their mothers at a younger age will lead to the degeneracy of the next generation...hmm i wonder where i've heard that before...

🐈 fluffy-the-cat Follow

OP got bit too hard during a play-fight as a kitten and it shows XD

🐟 tunafeesh Follow

also op have you ever considered that just because somecat is kind of scared and unable to deal with strange cats or humans, it doesn't mean they don't deserve to be adopted?? you sound like a vet psyop honestly

🎵 rage-against-the-meowchine Follow

oh meow god saying that kittens should be fully weaned before leaving their mother is NOT veterinarian rhetoric and i never said that they deserve to be euthanized!!! my mother literally died when i was 3 weeks old and it seriously messed up my development so stop putting words in my mouth, thanks

anyway friendly reminder that underweaned kittens are prone to illness and often struggle with basic cat behaviors like litterbox usage, and in some nyavinces it's even considered kitten abuse

#discourse #cant believe "kitten abuse is bad" is controversial now

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🍃 naturalliving Follow

BORN TO DIE

WORLD IS A FUCK

猫神 Kill Em All 1989

I am trash cat

410,757,864,530 DEAD BIRDS

#outdoorliving #outdoorcats please interact #outdoorcat friendly

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🎣 salmonpurina Follow

can't believe cats are uncritically reblogging that born to die world is a fuck post. i know it's funny but op is literally an outdoor cat truther

#like cmon now you just have to go to their blog #lulu speaks

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💀 tabbystripes-deactivated098712

gentle reminder that pushing cups off the table is not cute and can cause a lot of distress in your human!!!! gentle reminder that our teeth and claws can easily hurt them more than they can hurt us!!!!

🐰 evil-tabbystripes Follow

evil reminder that the cup should always be pushed off the table. evil reminder that you should always bite and claw at your human no matter what. you can do whatever you want forever

💀 tabbystripes-deactivated098712

make your own pawst

💀 laser-point-deactivated8574721

umm i know a tomcat who did that and his human ended up putting him down so...

👬🏻 nyasunaruenjoyer Follow

Nyaverage shelter cat behavior

#not nyaruto #re-nyab #pickles shut up

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🌈 nyaoi-warrior Follow

saw two male cats sleeping together on the porch today. homeow behavior imo

💡 discourse-meows Follow

hey um what the fuck??? it's really not okay of you to go assuming other cat's sexualities, especially cats you don't even know???? as a queer cat i'm VERYY uncomfortable. real-ass cats didn't consent to your nyaoi fetish, thanks

🌈 nyaoi-warrior Follow

1. i was making. a joak

2. i'm literally gay???

#literally what's your pawblem

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🎩 amazingcatshow12 Follow

reblog if you've ever caught the laser pointer

🎩 amazingcatshow12 Follow

i know you fuckers are lying

🍭 gaykittens Follow

this tom hasn't caught the laser pointer

🎩 amazingcatshow12 Follow

shut the heull up

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🐾 b-e-a-n-t-o-e-s Follow

grey toebeans >>>>>>>>> pink toebeans and don't let the haters make you believe otherwise

🐁 ladymouser Follow

op shut the fuck up ALL toebeans are beautiful!!! just bc you're miserable and insecure doesn't mean you can bring others down based on things they can't control

🐾 b-e-a-n-t-o-e-s Follow

oh so the cat-human separationist wants to preach to us

#long post #cat #fake dashboard #unreality #dashboard simulator

[tadpoled-ranger]

Holy fuck I think I just solved the biggest issue I had with Joyce and Gale’s relationship

#Joyce doesn’t like being tied down to one spot for too long #but he also didn’t like being a bounty hunter long term #but if I made him a Harper… then he’s not tied down in one place necessarily and he can still be happy with Gale #Joyce gets to adventure and get married and be happy while also having the home and love he never got before #Gale gets to keep his sexy husband but also gets to not have to deal with a tiefling clawing at him 24/7 #Harper Joyce did happen once or twice in a campaign before and it fits him #so like since he’s being a little retired from dnd to being a tav… Harper Joyce real? #Joyce #he already wears Harper armor #(by accident but still)

[m-ayo-o]

-> when the jjk men fuck the tightest girly around <3 tw# reader is small, unprotected sex, size kink, "fat" cock, tummy bulge, cervix fxcking +++++ reader's 🐱 is too small for them :( no sukuna bc i do not wish death upon the reader

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Toji

Most women he meets are "tight" by his standards. He's used to it. He finds himself constantly dealing with complaints; too fucking big, it won't fit. But you... you're tighter. He knows he'll have to be careful. He rests his dick on your belly and just watches you panic for a minute. He looks at your body and how your legs are folded up and the way his hand seems to cover your whole midriff where he's holding you still. Your eyes dart down to his cock, that's just so... fat. He holds it in his hand and starts teasing you with the tip, sliding up and down, pushing you open. But he's just playing with you.

When you beg him just right he starts slotting himself inside while his predatory gaze fixes on your puffy lower stomach. You wonder why he's staring there so intently until you look down to see him sinking in, followed by the unmistakable rise of your stomach. Your eyes go wide. You've never seen anything like that before. He rests his hand there to feel himself and just gives you an arrogant smirk, loving your shocked reaction.

He leans in some more and your legs start trying to squeeze shut. He just gets all frustrated and mad that he can't stuff all his cock inside in one go, but he deals with it and sinks inside as far as you'll take him. Maybe he can get a nice cock ring to hug his base next time so he can get a little attention there as well. It feels wrong, not being balls deep inside you, but he knows he would literally tear you open if he got back any further.

"I'm not all the way in. Is that seriously all you can take? Pussy's so small, come here- oh, shit, tha's really the back, huh? Ok, ok, calm down, don't fuckin' cry, baby, I'll just sit nice and snug against you here- yeah, is that your cervix? It hurts? Look, there's still inches of me left, just let me have this, let me- ngh, don't tell me not to cum inside- I'll cum where I want, pretty girl."

Kento

It's your first time 'sleeping over' at his place and he's more fucking nervous than you. You've never even seen his dick before but when you unzip him while he's grabbing at his thighs trying to contain a moan you hold and squeeze him and he barely fits.

You're using two hands on his shaft and your tongue on his tip- now you can really see what you're dealing with your mouth is starting to water. You do your best to accommodate him with your mouth first, sucking only half his cock like some massive, thick lollypop. Then when he tugs at your hair and lifts you up onto his spread legs, you feel his sticky tip poking your cute pussy and you just have to try.

He lets you go down at your own pace as your body struggles with the circumference of his shaft. But he's getting in there, slowly, and he's groaning and sighing so beautifully you just have to keep going. You have to try to take him whole, but it just stops. You let out a squeal of frustration. But, to your pleasure, he just holds your back and starts moving his hips, guiding you over his massive member.

"Mmh- mm, fuck- both hands, honey, yeah- o-oh, your mouth, ah, is that the back of your throat, already? Okay, come up here, yeah keep your legs nice and wide- hold onto my shoulders, that's it. Mm, yeah, slower, slower, d-don't rush it, hah- ah, fuck! No, no, that's it you can't go any deeper, sweetie, don't worry please don't hurt yourself. That's enough. Good girl, let me do it now."

Satoru

This kitty got claws, and god damn he's gonna sink them into the fat of your ass when he's impatiently trying to get his dick in your cute little hole. He moans and cries and nearly pulls out to throw a fucking tantrum because he can't fit, but after scolding him and telling him you don't care how many inches he can get inside you his usual bravado returns. He holds the slim curve of your waist that just looks ridiculously tiny in his big hands and he just stares at where he's sinking in and out of you, getting your cream all over him.

He grabs your hair into a ponytail now, his thumb playfully slipping over your ass while he rails you with all he can give you and he starts to feel rather smug. Although he's not getting his usual treatment- a deep fucking that has sweet pussy juices of his lucky partner coating him right from base to the very tip of his perfectly curved cock- he is starting to enjoy the fact that he's just too long.

He's joked about it, sure, turning girls down, saying stuff like, 'you won't be able to handle me anyway, princess', or 'you should fuck my friend instead, his dick isn't as big'. But he didn't realise he'd ever actually find a girl so tiny that it just wasn't physically possible. It's not as if he needed an ego boost in that department, but he starts to enjoy the idea so much that he has to get his phone out to take a few pictures (that will definitely get a lot of use). Maybe he'll show Suguru, too, just to show off a little. But he really does need to get his whole cock coated, so maybe next time he'll try your ass.

"It won't fit!! Ugh, it's not fair, how come I ended up with the cutest most pretty girl who has the smallest puss- oh! Ok, I'm sorry, jesus! Don't take it so personally I just wanted to fuck you properly... tsk- yeah, at least you're all filled up, huh? Yeah? Oh, it really does feel good? Ok, ok fine let me fuck you like this I don't care- yeah, s'not my fault my dick is so big just- ugh, get on your knees, mmh- yeah show me that ass!"

Suguru

He tries to coax you open so gently and frowns like he's done something wrong, encouraging you as if he could expand the very walls of your vagina, as if he could relocate your cervix. He spits on your clit and rubs it around with his thumb in slow circles until you cream on him one more time and he sucks his teeth from that squeezing sensation that feels so much hotter because of how small you are.

And he's so fucking determined that it's his fault, but you know it's you, so you try to explain that it's all you can take and he almost doesn't believe you until he sees you wince in pain from where he's pressed against your cervix.

He looks so shocked and mesmerised, he has to pull all the way out and get his fingers inside you to check. His fingers are long and yes, they can reach close to the back too and you let out a little yelp at the familiar feeling of being filled. Two fingers. Two long, masculine fingers is all it takes and you're squirming and writhing around. He has to pin you down and sink his cock back in with new found urgency now, telling you to pinch at his nipples if you need him to ease up.

"Baby, baby shh, I know you can take some more, just- yeah, try to relax, let me open you up- mmh- maybe you just need one more, one more- that's it. No way? I can't get any fucking deeper? I- I've never fucked a girl with such a cute pussy- no it's okay don't say sorry, you're gorgeous- so fucking tight it's making me dizzy. Uh uh, no you won't just suck me off instead I'm going to fuck you stupid just don't let me hurt you, ok?"

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#for more than a decade i’ve had this like. lump. in my armpit n while i hated it for aesthetic reasons it’s never bothered me #if i lift my arm you can visibly see it there like a bouncy ball under my skin. imbedded in the tissue but it’s never hurt #a few weeks ago it decreased in size n i was happy because of vanity reasons but about two days after it went down size wise it became sore #n then it progressed to pain like every time my arm is down n there’s pressure on the lump it hurts #n for a while now i’ve been feeling ill but it was a light thing like cold symptoms but with the pain of the lump it’s gotten sm worse #my bones hurt n feel heavy n my organs feel thick they feel like they’re too large to be mine n too big to fit in my body #it hurts to breathe n breathing becomes difficult when i stand up n i’ve got no appetite #n for a couple days now my dog is like. reluctant. to accept pets from me #he’s still clingy n kisses a lot but he hestitates n is super gentle when he does it n he’s always guarding me #he gets between me n anything even my own family now he’s always guarding n herding me to my bed or the couch #he’s reluctant to let me pet him n he’s so stiff when i do. n when i pick him up he gets really tense n clings to me with his claws #like he’s scared i can’t support him or that ill give out in someway n he’ll fall n he’s v gentle when taking things from him #he’s just so. gentle. around me in ways he didn’t used to be it takes a lot to coax him to play with me but he doesn’t hesitate to play #with others. i told my mother n she wants to take me to the dr #but because of my mental health history i feel like ill just get told i’m imagining it n won’t be taken seriously #idk. maybe i am just nuts n it is my head n my dog is reacting to the smell of my stress n not an illness #vent post #long vent post