#grodlin barbie

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BARBIE SEXYMAN TOURNAMENT

#barbie #barbie pony tale #barbie and her sisters in the great puppy adventure #barbie secret door #grodlin barbie #etienne barbie #barbie sexyman tournament #polls

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King and Queen of Zinnia: While we’re gone, you’re going to be responsible for the well-being of the castle.

Malucia: You hear that, Grodlin? I’m going to be responsible for the well-being of the castle!

Grodlin: Bye bye, castle…

#barbie and the secret door #king of zinnia #queen of zinnia #princess malucia #grodlin #source: boy meets world #submission #readerofthewilderwest

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Anonymous asked: 📝 Barbie

[ “📝 + (fandom)” ] | Always Accepting

(( I’m going to assume the films, correct? I can’t really RP as a toyline ^^; /hj

For real though, I think some characters from the various movies (most likely movies in the 2000s onward) are alright. They aren’t really bad, aren’t really good...just mediocre. They’re made to be watched by little girls, mostly. However, there are some interesting characters that I like, mainly the villains and animal characters. Main ones are kinda ‘eh’ cause it’s Barbie basically self-inserting herself XD...  (I stopped at Princess Power ngl, but if there’s more down the line for more modern Barbie films, I’ll list em too.) Anyways, the characters that I’d RP most are:

The Nutcracker: Mouse King, Pim

Rapunzel: Penelope, Hugo, Gothel, Otto

Swan Lake: Fairy Queen, Rothbart, Lila, Erasmus

Fairytopia/Mermadia/Magic of the Rainbow: Laverna, Topaz, Ruby

Magic of Pegasus: Wenlock, Brietta

The 12 Dancing Princesses: Prince Derek, Duchess Rowena

Island Princess: Sagi, Ro/Princess Rosella, Prince Antonio

The Diamond Castle: Lydia

The Three Musketeers: Corinne, Aramina, Miette, Phillipe

A Mermaid Tale: Princess Merliah, Break

A Fashion Fairytale: Marie-Alecia, Millicent, Jacqueline, Glimmer/Shimmer/Shyne

Princess Charm School: Dame Devin, Alexandra Privet, Delancy Devin

The Princess & The Popstar: Seymour Crider

The Pink Shoes (which is basically swan lake all over again i guess??): Snow Queen, Hilarion, Prince Albrecht, Hailey, Rothbart

The Secret Door: Alexa, Princess Malucia, Grodlin

Princess Power: Baron von Ravendale, Princess Kara

#( spacing out. ) | ooc #. answered #. anon #long post tw

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bc of this incorrect barbie quote I can’t stop thinking about a good place au for secret door... Alexa is obviously Chidi. Romy would be Jason and Nori would be Eleanor. Kieran would be Tahani. Brookhurst would end up being Janet, I guess? I’m not sure who would be Michael or Vicky... maybe Malucia would be Vicky. okay I’d put grandma as Michael JUST because of the fact she gives Alexa the magic key book, she’s an instigator and Michael really drives the plot. I don’t know who would be Mindy St Clair... maybe Grodlin lmao. Mr Primrose would be Sean, probably

#mel irl #barbie babbles #this is the worst thing ever askdjndggh #i'm not at all sure how shipping would shake out in this scenario bc i cannot imagine romy and brookhurst together at all lordy #but the rest of it is just really funny #future barbieheadcanons tag #just so i can find this damn thing again in case i actually want to do something with it

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BARBIE SEXYMAN TOURNAMENT

HELLO and WELCOME to the BARBIE SEXYMAN TOURNAMENT

who is the sexiest barbie man? i dunno fam, id say [host bias]- (if you know me, you know who it is , but i DIGRESS)

I have compiled a comprehensive list of 64 Barbie Men who are totally contenders for the Sexyman Title. This has come from scrolling the wiki, the Bad Barbie Discord, and of course, the silly Google Form I sent out however many days ago

It's split out into four separate brackets of 16- A, B, C, and D. I wAS going to have a special sorting like. Prettyboys and. uh. i have no clue what else but- It's completely random. This means it could have the worst or the best matchups and i think its gonna be really funny.

SO! Without further ado, here are the four brackets!

We will go two matchups per day, each lasting about a week, so more people can see them and so i dont FORGET so quickly. Then, at the end, we shall have a final fight between the winners of A and B, and C and D- with one more to find the ULTIMATE sexyman. (maybe with a surprise match at the end... hmm)

I hope to start this tomorrow? Or soon? We will see how long it takes for me to start with the polls, ahah...

I will accept any and all propaganda for any character. I will watch this tournament burn.

Check under the readmore for specific matchups and the LINKS to em!!

Bracket A

Derek (Rockers) vs. Johan (Princess Adventure)

Azul (Island Princess) vs. Zombie Peas (Fashion Fairytale)

Pimm (Nutcracker) vs. Slyder (Diamond Castle)

Ryan (Dreamhouse) vs. Faban (Fairytopia)

Lord Gastrous (Mariposa) vs. Hue (Fairytopia)

Grodlin (Secret Door) vs. Etienne (Pony Tale)

Monsieur Treville (Musketeers) vs. Skeezites (Mariposa)

Sagi (Island Princess) vs. Rupert (Popstar)

Bracket B

Desmond (12 Princesses) vs. Maurice (Christmas Carol)

Rat King (Nutcracker) vs. Troll (Diamond Castle)

Doctor Maryhue (Rockers) vs. Don (Lost Birthday)

Agent Dunbar (Spy Squad) vs. Fungus Maximus (Fairytopia)

King (Secret Door) vs. Ferris (Pegasus)

Brock (Charm School) vs. Hervé (Pauper)

Closet (Dreamhouse) vs. Hotdogeteria Guy (Fashion Fairytale)

Otto (Rapunzel) vs. Baron Von Ravendale (Princess Power)

Bracket C

Alistair (Mermaid Tale) vs. Philippe (Musketeers)

Happy Trolls (Fairytopia) vs. King Randolph (12 Princesses)

Freddie (Christmas Carol) vs. Ruby (Fairytopia)

Brookhurst (Secret Door) vs. Myron (Thumbelina)

Cutie (Video Game Hero) vs. Brutus (12 Princesses)

Seymour (Popstar) vs. Rothbart (Swan Lake)

King Wilhelm (Rapunzel) vs. Constantine (Starlight Adventure)

Hugo (Rapunzel) vs. Wolfie (Pauper)

Bracket D

Spike (Pearl Princess) vs. Mr. Wexler (Diaries)

Caligo (Pearl Princess) vs. Philippe (Pony Tale)

Nick and Nack (Pauper) vs. Break (Mermaid Tale)

Ollie (Pegasus) vs. Erasmus (Swan Lake)

Dream Fish (Mermaid Tale) vs. Finn (Rock 'n Royals)

Wenlock (Pegasus) vs. Zane (Fairy Secret)

Major Mint (Nutcracker) vs. Bertram (Musketeers)

King Frederick (Rapunzel) vs. Frazer (Island Princess)

I tried to get as many movies represented as I possibly could, but I know I missed quite a few. Thanks to everyone who has given me suggestions!!

we are NOT going to talk about how i put treville twice. nope

#barbie #barbie sexyman tournament #tournament #tournament bracket #barbie and the 3 musketeers #barbie and the diamond castle #barbie life in the dreamhouse #barbie nutcracker #barbie movies #so many.... #barbie swan lake #barbie as rapunzel #fairytopia #barbie mariposa #polls

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Grodlin: Malucia, you shouldn’t be jealous of the fairies and mermaids.

Malucia: I’m not jealous, I’m envious. Jealousy is when you worry someone will take what you have. Envy is wanting what someone else has. What I feel is envy.

Grodlin: [Checking the dictionary] Wow, you're right.

#barbie and the secret door #grodlin #princess malucia #source: the simpsons