Malik’s in love. 💜
For @loflight501! I hope you like it!
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luca marinelli character FIGHT: Round One Part One
ARGUMENTS (spoilers below, and feel free to reblog with your own!):
Fabio:
“he's a whole Gender and a slut and a melodramatic fucking mess. like yes admittedly lo zingaro plays into the bi-coded villain trope but ALSO as a bisexual i deeply enjoy luca's performance and i think his character is fucking Awful (complimentary)”
“Prone to violent outbursts, will kill you if you bring him the wrong colour iPhone, is an excellent dancer and singer (he would win the dance off and everyone else might be dead by the end of it), likes dogs (his dogs will also kill you), got super powered strength/healing by some unknown substance and it took blowing his head off to kill him, looks great in red"
Guido:
too nice, why would you want to fight him
Mod Comment: if you haven't seen this scene, you should
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Just a quick Guido study! ;u;
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Check out this AMAZING artwork that @karanoid made me for completing the @topjoediscord Pornathon. Featuring our favorite cuties, Guido and Malik, from the Hot Mess series.
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Joe was a good boy in past life and got a harem of all Nicky's brothers. (Harem AU of all roles by Luca).
Commission for @pendingsignal
Full pic - https://archiveofourown.org/works/47240419
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Fandom(s): Tutti i santi giorni/Every Blessed Day, Aladdin (2019)
Rating: G
Chapter(s): 1/1
Ship(s): Jafar/Guido Caselli
Summary: The god of spring chose this.
Note(s): For @marwan-simposium‘s Year of Marwan 2023 Event, for the November prompt: “sun/moon imagery”
Completely standalone, but it is sort of a short companion piece to my Majid/Fabio Orpheus & Eurydice AU. As with that fic, this is *inspired* by Greek mythology, not a 1-to-1 comparison. Hope you like it!!
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Guido 🌸
requested by @catholicnicky
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Happy Valentine’s Day friends!
Fabio wants to sing your praises, Diabolik would like to raise a glass to you, Primo thinks you are golden and Roberta & Guido think you’re the sweetest.
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Final chapter of @loflight501 's"Coffee Shop Love" is now available
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What If I Just Ranked Every Single Luca Marinelli Character From The Least Hot To The Absolute Hottest?
Based entirely on how a character looks and literally nothing else. Let’s go.
21. Andrea (La grande bellezza)
Sorry, dude.
20. Fabrizio (Nina)
Maybe he would be higher if I could actually see him.
19. Diabolik (Diabolik)
Nice widow’s peak, asshole.
18. Saint Joseph (Maria di Nazaret)
It’s the constant dumb expression on his face for me.
17. Ettore (Lasciati andare)
He looks like shit but at least he’s got flavor.
16. Mattia Balossino (La solitudine dei numeri primi)
He’s fine, but he’s nothing special.
15. Paolo (Il padre d’Italia)
Let’s be real, he’s sweet but he’s nothing special either.
14. Valerio (Slam - Tutto per una ragazza)
I know you guys wanna bang him. I guess some people just like risking STDs for a quick disappointing fuck.
13. Roberta (L’ultimo terrestre)
The absolute queen. She would have been higher on the list with more appearances and a better wig.
12. Nicky/Nicolo di Genova (The Old Guard)
Those sideburns, man. Also when there was an actual theory going around that Nicky was made ugly on purpose for this movie, do you expect him to land in the top 10? (He’s not ugly btw I’m just quoting you guys.)
11. Loris (Il mondo fino in fondo)
He’s hot and that’s the only thing he’s got going for him.
10. Gabriele (Waves)
He’s hot like Loris but in a more refreshing way.
9. Cesare (Non essere cattivo)
He’s hella cute y’all are just haters.
8. Fabio (Lo chiamavano Jeeg Robot)
He’s very hot and he would have been in the top 5 if he washed his hair more often.
7. Guido Caselli (Tutti i santi giorni)
You don’t need me to explain why he’s so high on the list.
6. Martin Eden (Martin Eden)
If you’re curious why this one is so high on the list, ask literally every movie critic who was waxing poetic about his beauty.
5. Mickey Miranda (Die Pfeiler der Macht)
He’s hot and slutty and he looks like no Luca has ever looked. Saint Joseph wishes he had those curls.
4. Milton (Una questione privata)
He’s like Martin Eden but softer, younger and with kinder eyes.
3. Fabrizio de André (Fabrizio de André - Principe libero)
He’s so soft and beautiful and his hair is so silky.
2. Lui (Ricordi?)
There’s just something about him that is so arrrggghhh that I just couldn’t put him lower.
1. Primo Nizzuto (Trust)
Like there could ever be anyone else at number 1. Puh-lease.
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luca marinelli character FIGHT masterpost: Round One
Round One has now concluded! see below for the list of victors, and check each poll (or the bracket) for who their next opponents will be! Round Two (or the quarter finals) coming soon
thank you all for your submissions! below is the complete layout for the tournament:
plaintext list of matches can be found below, and links to each poll will be added as they're posted (the aim is one half of each round semi-weekly!). once the poll has finished i'll also update with the winner!
PART ONE:
Diabolik (Diabolik) vs Gabriele (Waves) Gabriele wins by 0.4% percent of the vote!
Fabio Cannizzaro (Lo chiamavano Jeeg Robot/They Call Me Jeeg) vs Guido Caselli (Tutti i santi giorni/Every Blessed Day) Fabio wins by 27.2 percent of the vote!
Cesare (Non essere cattivo/Don't Be Bad) vs Pietro Guasti (Le otto montagne/The Eight Mountains) Pietro wins by 15.8 percent of the vote!
PART TWO:
Mickey Miranda (Die pfeiler der macht/A Dangerous Fortune) vs Milton (Una questione privata/Rainbow: A Private Affair) Milton wins by 17.4 percent of the vote!
Paolo Guerrisi (Il padre d'italia/There Is A Light) vs Joseph (Maria di Nazaret/Mary of Nazareth) Paolo wins by 59.4 percent of the vote!
Martin Eden (Martin Eden) vs Lui (Ricordi?) Martin wins by 82.8 percent of the vote!
i actively encourage you to reblog individual polls with your arguments for why a character should win/send it via ask for me to post if you'd like to be on anon, but please be nice about it! we're all just having fun here. + if you don't see a character here that you think should be, it's just because they weren't submitted!
NOTE: last minute arguments will be accepted but it will have to be via ask or dm as the form is now closed!
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Here's a little color study of Guido being cute ;u;
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Empire of the Dead
Pairing: Malik/Guido Caselli (Kenzarelli Joe/Nicky)
Fandom: Tutti i santi giorni, The Mummy, The Old Guard
Summary: Malik and Guido investigate a series of mysterious disappearances that lead them into the depths of the Paris catacombs. Only they find a foe more formidable than they expected.
Written for @topjoediscord Spooky Top Joe Bingo. Fills: Urban Legends, Catacombs, Time Loop
Read it on Ao3
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Luca Marinelli characters × Måneskin songs:
Guido Caselli, Tutti i Santi Giorni (2012) dir. Paolo Virzì × Torna a Casa
Ma per fortuna ho la sua mano e le sue guance rosse
Nicolò “Nicky” di Genova, The Old Guard (2020) dir. Gina Prince-Bythewood × In Nome Del Padre
Son morto più di cento volte, mai morto invano
lui, Ricordi? (2018) dir. Valerio Mieli × Coraline
Non è per tutti andare avanti
Con il cuore che è diviso in due metà
Paolo, Il Padre d’Italia (2017) dir. Fabio Mollo × Vent’anni
E farà male il dubbio di non essere nessuno
Sarai qualcuno se resterai diverso dagli altri
Fabio Cannizzaro, Lo Chiamavano Jeeg Robot (2015) dir. Gabriele Mainette × Supermodel
She'll never love you more than money and cigarettes
Martin Eden, Martin Eden (2019) dir. Pietro Marcello × Le Parole Lontane
Ti nasconderò dentro frasi che
Non sentirai
Che l'errore tuo è stato amarmi
Come se domani
Il mondo fosse uguale a com'era ieri
Primo, Trust (2018) cr. Simon Beaufoy × La Paura del Buio
Preparo il mio valzer col diavolo
Da quando son piccolo
Mickey Miranda, A Dangerous Fortune (2016) dir. Christian Schwochow × I Wanna Be Your Slave
I wanna make you love me, then I wanna leave ya
for @kate-sheffield
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Fandom(s): Tutti i santi giorni/Every Blessed Day, Aladdin (2019)
Rating: T
Chapter(s): 1/1
Ship(s): Jafar/Guido Caselli
Summary: The merchant vessel Guido works as a bookkeeper on is attacked by pirates. To spare his life, he joins their crew and soon discovers he might actually enjoy this life of piracy. Or perhaps he just enjoys the new life Captain Jafar has given him.
Note(s): For the @marwan-simposium‘s Year of Marwan Event, for the July prompt: “pirates au"
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