#he loves to eat and climb

[flanphiptere]

Tamago did really good at the vet! No issues and no problems that can be seen. We're still waiting on the fecal/parasite scan but I honrstly doubt he has parasites.

He is not happy tho

#flan speaks #flan pets #tamago tag #tw snake #cw snake #snake #vet suggested I move his eating to be once a week again but hes not underweight! #hes going to be so happy for that honestly #he loves to eat and climb

[oatbugs]

Jack Marsh (2005), Friendship Otherwise - Toward a Levinasian Description of Personal Friendship

#saw carnation lily lily rose by john singer seargent irl today. it was basically at my doorstep all along idk why i never went to see it #it was placed at a corner in the gallery. me and my friend sat down and sketched the paintings of beautiful naked people quite badly. paper #provided by tate britain. she told me about how she couldnt look her boyfriend in the face after a harrowing film about war. when i say the #interview was informal i mean the person who was supposed to be my boss told me let me get you a cider and then he said after #50 years of life he knows people are inherently good and it only takes a little bit of kindness to save this world. he said he tricked #his wife into keeping the baby and then he said he quit his job at a US bank to help people find meaning and in it #he would have liked to find meaning. instead he started climbing with his friends. he said he chews his cigarettes because its a habit from #when he had to hide things from people. the entire time i felt uncomfortable and incredibly enlightened. this is my friends mentor. she has #his pattern of pauses and expletive and penchant for ends-justify-means attitude. i do think im not very clever #but maybe one day i will love you enough to make up for it. i wrote code i dont understand staring at the final error i thought about how #we both thought of how when we're too old to remember the voices of our friends we would like to stand in the pathway of the LHC beam pipe #cut it open and eat light in the freezing cold vacuum (kills you long before radiation will) the invisible puncture wound unfolding dna #back to the start larger than you ever were. you go to heaven once youve been to hell. my friend is in my bed #practicing calculations of eigenvectors by hand and she is uninterested in a visual proof you are uninterested in incompetence #we catch a train this is your kind of burden you tragic hero wincing at that word you only do this because you have to. im the only one #who can. i am a coward in this for the fucking poetry. the visual proofs. the pretty numbers. an architect who was horrible at maths wanted #to be a philosopher and accidentally ended up neck in deep in 70th Error On Visual Studio Code i want to kiss your eyes before we say #goodbye we both know there is no love in the way there should be. I still have your dress in my wardrobe. i hope you make art. #you think im alright head-wise i think you fucking hate me i think ill never be so clever you want me to tell you my idea? #if you wanted more of this world i would have liked to kiss you harder. we cant both be like this. im sorry i cant be with you the whole wa #the love is gone if you have to ask it. his breath catches his eyes feel stiff it is -1.9 kelvin he is near the beam pipe i miss holding #his hand i miss her singing voice i miss his hair and i found the antonym of pain thank you for carrying me home.

[mr-trashcanchan]

real talk Xue Yang is a scorpio venus

#like what else could he be #with his deep dark intense obsessions #I feel like if he was in love he’d wanna climb inside that person and nestle into their rib cage #he’d be fucking consumed #I mean he is definitely already consumed and the intensity is eating him alive #truly not even death will stop his obsession #it’s all or nothing baby #xue yang #xuexiao #mxtx headcanons #also yes zodiac stuff for fictional characters 10/10

[drifloonz]

i think how i write steven as a ""retired cryptid"" is extremely funny bc he still lives in pallet town. just in a walled-off part. he would never willingly reintegrate with society fully but just. imagine if he did at least partially. imagine if some delivery guy came to pallet town and was like asking the residents where a "mr. steven" would live and theyre all like

"The guy on the edge of the town???? The cryptid??? Our local boogeyman???" "yea that one"

#wispy chatters #steven strangled red #big tag ramble on this one i have THOUGHTS i LOVE domesticated cryptid steven #its funnier bc his 'side' of pallet to the west or whatever is walled off #and i imagine its walled off enough to the point where its like hard to climb or jump over ( at least if you're short or weak ) #so its just like. the deliveryguy has to go thru that. and has to text steven like. 'Dude i cant deliver the package like this' #and hes just like 'idk drop it on the other side'. #deliveryman just goes 'i am not legally liable if the package gets damaged ok' and steven just groans #and goes outside to reach his hands above the weird stone gates and picks up the package and just goes back in his house #Imagine domesticated cryptid steven is what im saying. #i also like to imagine he'd scare the residents for fun by ominously sitting at the edge of the stone gates at night #and glaring at people w his red eyes. #for literally no reason other than to scare people bc he probably finds scaring people funny #i call him a retired cryptid but hes still pallet towns local cryptid who is really playing into the role after he stopped actually killing #and also probably when he was too but like less so. #imagine theres like a day dedicated to steven in pallet for some reason where people just offer things near the gate for him to pick up #bc its smth the kids of pallet who were told the story of steven just kind of imagined like #'oh well sometimes you give offerings to legendaries or during ceremonies. or so the cryptid at the edge of town doesnt eat us.' #imagining the residents of pallet or whatever and sometimes other people drop him gifts on like... his birthday or the date of The Incident #and also cuz yk during his depression spiral ppl constantly gave him gifts #i think he'd just be very confused and very conflicted esp if they did make it on the Incident Day bc hes just like. #'i dont want your pity.' but then the day after all of the gifts r gone cuz he took them anyways. #almost all of them r prob given to miki bc its 'her' day unless its food then he splits it between em. and his partner if he has 1. #he just sees it as 'oh cool i dont have to go to the grocery store today. thanks.' #also prob happens on other dates too like christmas/halloween/his birthday #I think if steven was more normally adjusted and his side of pallet was open he'd make his house a haunted house on halloween #and would just scare people for funsiez and if he caught them he just throws them out . maybe give candy n then do tht if theyre a kid.

[lighthouseas]

what the fuck is my cat doing

#first he climbs in the dishwasher now he is um. trying to eat everything (we feed him plenty of food) #bros a little insane. i love him #he tried eating my grilled cheese #bee.txt

[arthur-r]

these are all piled together in the same part of my brain and i’m so obsessed with it

#IM SORRY FOR POSTING JUKEBOX THE GHOST UNDER MY SKIN LIKE ITS FINE ART #BUT MAYBE IT IS. MAYBE IT IS #actually. im sorry for posting POOLBOY KING OF COOL as if it were fine art HELLO #a minute earlier: when you go leave me my baseball glove…. some cigarettes…. and a playboy…. that’s all i really want…. #five seconds later: cause i will.. give you asthma…. every time you try to run…. so don’t run….. #BUT have you ever been trapped for the next nine months with your dick in your hand EATING ARTERIES FOR LUNCH. no i dont think so #anywayyyy #these are um. ok so in order it’s: #i.b. vyache — a poem called victim complex. from the book conversations over sanguinnaccio dolce #minimall — static!! one of the coolest best songs ever in the world and i love it very much #poolboy — king of cool it’s such a strange and bad song but it’s also so visceral and i love it so much #and last but not least jukebox the ghost under my skin #when i was really into that song like four years ago my mom thought that he was singing about PICKLES #i can fit two pickles under my skin!! i will prove it if you will listen!!!! #shdhdf anyway something something consumption devotion something something being a home being a hearth being an ORGAN being a VESSEL #not to run a dead joke into the ground but it keeps being so TRUE: i am a HOUSE FUCKER i swear #anyway there are definitely more of these like on my pinterest probably but these are the ones i had off the top of my head shdhdf #could somebody climb around in here and join me ‼️ #anyway. i hope everybody is doing well. i have ANOTHER advisor appointment today (information science this time!!) and i’m also so tired #OH and i have a ten page paper to write by sunday…. but it’s chill and normal i got this 👍 #anyway i hope everybody is doing well lmk if you need anything!!!! #with best wishes and kind regards sincerely yours!!!! #me. my post. mine. #delete later

[birchbow]

Thank you for PoF it literally rewired my brain a normal amount eons ago when I first read it. Every time I make a new character for anything and I start to worry maybe they're just a little too unhinged, I remember PoF, and know that I'm valid and so are my insane little horny characters 😌❤️

I am so excited that you say this because it's important to my heart! Insane little characters with strong wild opinions or reckless horniness or huge blind spots or weird personality quirks or frequent fuckups they often learn very little from are the heart of stories that keep my interest and provoke reaction from me as a reader!!!!

Let every character be a character!! I have never been more bored as a fanfiction reader than the other day, when I read a fic where only the villains were allowed to be rude or irrational or petty or angry without immediately apologizing in uniformly articulate and modern "I've learned what people are supposed to say in apologies" speak. Because they're a Main Character! They're a Good Guy! But sometimes good guys and main characters are going to fuck up!! Sometimes they're going to be bizarre! Sometimes they're going to be at odds with other characters who are Good Guy Main Characters, over things that may or may not be a big deal for their characters!

Listen!! Sometimes I write a character talking shit and I'm wincing the whole time, not just because they're being an asshole, but because I know they're going to double down on it later! Because they just,,, don't think or feel the same things as the person they're being an asshole to! Do I the author agree with one more? Probably! Do I necessarily have to resolve "and this one was right, so the other one apologized"? No! Characters conflict with the other characters! It's uncomfortable to write sometimes! But my level of comfort or discomfort with the uncomfortable is part of writing stories where THINGS HAPPEN and goddammit I am out here for things happening otherwise what is even the point. >8U

#ask time! #I'M SORRY I HAVE FEELINGS ABOUT THIS!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH! #you can have cool AU concepts all you'd like but if the characters therein are always in the right and do the right thing #versus the bad-guy no-good-traits never-a-person villains who have zero character or personality other than ''Mean Asshole Bad Guy'' #then it still feels like eating an enormous bottomless bowl of over-boiled plain oatmeal #LISTEN strip it down and I'm writing a fic about two trolls who are in a very healthy loving relationship. they communicate. they're in lov #but also: kurloz is smugly complacent in his blood-right to rule! gamzee is insecure and codependent and has a nasty buried temper! #He wants people to like him because he makes more effort than a lot of highbloods to be Nice and has friends across the hemospectrum #but he gets pissed off when lowbloods point out that being near him or the community he loves is very dangerous to them! #(why would you say that? HE'S been nice! he has lowblood friends! he's not even threatening you about being rude to him right now!) #and that's not a great way to be but it IS a way to be and I think it's a more honest and interesting one to turn around in my hands/brain #WRITE WEIRD LITTLE PEOPLE I'M CLIMBING DOWN OFF MY SOAPBOX NOW THANK YOU

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

RATS are NOT your friends at night while you're reading a scary book

#so if you didnt know. rats are nocturnal #so its 2am where i am rn. my room is pitch dark because i have my blinds shut #and im reading a scary book. lots of spooky creatures and body horror and haunted shit #and my rats. are knocking shit over and chewing on things and generally being menaces #or theyll go silent for a minute abd i think theyre chilling and then all of a sudden theyll drop a toy or something #and scare the shit out of me #they use their spooky little hands to climb on the bars of their cage. and they use their spooky little teeth to aggressively eat kibble #and i gave them new toys today. these edible foraging toys that they love #but that means my room is full of the sound of pulling on bars. or the clicking of a water bottle. or chewing. so muvh chewing #and im reading about this dead body come back to life. with like all of her bones broken. killing a guy in the most grotesque way #and its altogether a very bad experience #i was bored for the first 70ish pages but then it got really fucking good and im hooked. but its also terrifying #the rats have gone silent but now my dog is shifting in his kennel outside my room #both are terrifying. why are my rats silent. why is my dog moving. when will he move next #these animals are harassing me. whats next. my sibling's rabbit is going to break in? in roommate's cat will start scratching at the door? #if my landlord is reading this then ignore all of these tags. we only have a dog sir. no rodents or felines or whatever tf a rabbit is here #ah the rats are making sounds again. terrible horrifying sounds #i have to piss but im scared to get out of bed. i think i live here now. in bed. i cant leave #on a somewhat related note i really want to make deviled eggs rn but i have roommates that are trying to sleep #on one hand i miss living alone. on the other it makes me feel safer to have two other people here with me #even if the threat is only my imagination #and my mischievous critters

[cant-beelieve-it]

Crab at work likes shell scritches. If he keeps being this cute I’m just going to have to take him home ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#he literally sees me cleaning a tank down the aisle and starts #climbing on the glass to get my attention #I’m not holding this boy in place #he leans into the scritches #all animals like to be pet tbfh #he also eats out of my hand #I love him 🥺 #guess I’ll have to set up a saltwater tank

[jujulebee]

i get not liking frosting but like

u would prob feel a bit better if u had a lil frosting tbh

enjoy life my guy

#ill sit in the pantry and eat frosting out of the can tho #so like #idk if im the best judge of like anything #i just love sugar so much #like this one time i got really into mixing my own cereal mix #id take like 6 of the sugariest cereals i could get my grubby lil itty bitty hands on #and id mix them 2gether #and then after a while they stopped tasting very sugary bc i got used to it #so i started adding nesquik choco milk mix 2 the milk #but i thought it was missing something so i added strawberry 2 #and then it still wasnt sweet enough so i added sugar 2 the milk #at some point my uncle found out that i was doing this when i would make myself breakfast #and he started hiding the cereal boxes where i couldnt get them #which involved a series of hiding places bc like #at first he put them up somewhere high #but id sneak out in the middle of the night when i was staying over at his place and id climb up on the counters by pushing things around #and id get it anyway #at some point i think he had a wall safe that i couldnt open that he kept them in #now im hungry tho #so im prob gonna recreate my childhood sugar overdose mix

[haunted-house-heart]

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#tw animal death #tommy is being put down #he's had something wrong with his mouth so weve been mixing can food w warm water for like two years #we cant afford to take him to the vet. its over $2000 at least for a dental and we just cant afford it #and hes been losing weight and eating less and less and weve known for awhile that hes declining #so mom got animal control to take him in as a feral hoping they cpuld help him that way #and we knew there was a chance they wouldnt be able to and would have tl put him down #but the vet said she would dl it. and we found out we could go vosit him so we were gonna do that today #and a lady called right before we wete headinv out to come see him and said. the vet is going on a month leave and no onr rlse will fo it #so hes gonns be put down #so hes been dtuck in that cage all alone for 10 days. and he hates being inside and apparently he hasnt been eating and just hissing at ever #everyone. and he was so scared when we walked in but when he realized who i was started purring and climbing all over me #and being so loving and happy and immediately wanted to eat agakn amd just #i had to leave him there. all alone. to fucking die #vent #i dont want him to go i want him to come home with me hes my boy

[sexygaywizard]

What's extra sad to me rn is that Benjals is always very sociable and he hates being alone, he always has to be in a room where other people are. But now that he knows he's sick he keeps going and curling up in the back of my parents closet :(

#i go and sit with him back there and it makes him feel better i think he seems more relaxed #I'm trying to focus on making him feel better rather than being sad about how sick he is #so Im giving him LOTS of head rubs of course #and hes having a hard time jumping so I was picking him up to put him in his favorite chill out spots that he has trouble reaching #gave him a paper bag to chill in and play with bc he loves that #he was a naughty boy and climbed up on the table to lick my dinner play but i just let him #didnt have it in me to scold him about it esp since he hasnt been eating lately #anyways i love him so much and he's the light and love of my life #i talk

[shoechoe]

Went to the zoo today and sat with a silverback gorilla. Best experience of my life

#not jojo related #rambles #he went right up to the glass and sat down so i sat with him #we stayed there for a while looking at each other (no eye contact obviously) #that shit was magical man... gorillas are one of the coolest animals on earth #i also saw the orangutan exhibit. a female one went up on the balcony and looked at me #she had very pretty hair. apparently she likes giving eye contact to people #there was a flanged male with biiig flanges but he was shyer so i mostly just saw back views of him #(interestingly most male orangutans tend to be the shy ones like that) #there was also a juvenile climbing in the trees and it was amazing #there were also chimpanzees but they were far away so i didn't see them too well #they were mostly concerned with themselves they were just in a big group and eating #i love apes so much

[minarcana]

answer some questions and i’ll give you a character arc

romance / friendship arc

you started this story a little hard, or awkward, or stubborn. that's okay. it's harder than it should be to admit, but what you really want is love. that's what your story is all about - not just the act of loving, but the allowance of it. the confession that you do not want to fight or bleed or save the world, but to simply feel the way two hands fit so easily together. you will have two chairs and a table and you will shut your blinds, and you will say the word love without faltering. this is a happy ending, and you do not need to feel guilty. it hurts our hands to fight - never to hold.

tagged by: @fxrtunas​ tagging: @bonmotx​ i want to see my little bei i want to see myyyy little bei

#ROUNDHOUSE KICKS A FIGCKING CHAIR!!!! #im now climbing on the destroyed chair to talk about uri and the act of loving dont TEST ME #stupid idiot loves people so much and he loves his friends and he lvoes people he doesnt even know but he doesnt realize love is the feeling #class it as obligation/duty/the will to protect but its all love all the way down babey!!!! #the thing more important to him than even objective truth or equity or survival is the fact he loves people #but fuck him if he isnt Aware of that fact until hvw!! but boy howdy!! #he becomes aware and he becomes aware that he loves so much and he loves the simple concept of Humanity but he is still!!! so concerned!!! #that it is not a reciprocated or equal love!! its okay if its not!! he doesnt mind the fact he fully believes he loves people more than #he is loved! he is not a sort who demands reciprocity. but i think hed LIKE it #he doesnt know that about himself Either bc he has not particularly let himself experience #with full self awareness #man!!! fuck!!!!!!!! so glad lex is around to Hold this fucign Elf #love matters so much to m e #I THINK ABOUT THIS ALL THE TIME #I WANT URI TO BE LOV E D i wanna RATTLE HIM AROUND IN A MARTINI SHAKER UNTIL HE GETS HE IS ALSO LIKED AS MUCH AS HE LIKES OTHERS #STUPID IDIOT FORGOT THAT HE IS A PART OF THE NARRATIVE NOT APART FROM IT!!!! FORGOT HE IS IN A GROUP AND NOT ITS OBSVERVER #IM EATING THE CHAIR!! #im literally SO normal about uri. look at me. look into my eyes #. im SO normal about uri #dash games #misc : urianger

[lvllns]

doc got to play pony ride horse for the 3 year-old and he was a very good boy

#reed.txt #the kid is obsessed with the horses #like climbing the fence to pet charlie #and i jokingly said 'sit on her' and the barn owner his grandma was like '.....can he?' #and i was like 'if he wants to yeah i can put doc away and grab her (bc she was loose and turned out) or he can sit on doc' #and she yelled 'do you wanna sit on doc?' and this BOY CAME RUNNING #his mother caught him but he was like 'YES' #and then he got to sit on doc for a little bit while doc grazed uwu #i fucking love this gelding more than life itself he's a saint #just bareback. no tack. he hasn't been ridden in *counts fingers* a while. #plopped this kid on him and he didn't even flinch #he just kept eating and he didn't MOVE not even a step forward until he was no longer being a pony ride horse

[spleen9000]

I have known my slithery orange boy for less than two weeks but already I love him.

#he loves to climb. and smell. and eat a mouse.