#he will always be my fool

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 177

Now Dan is no coward. He’s not. 

But this stupid child body does have an effect on his reactions to things and honestly it’s a horrible thing that’s too small and too weak for him to use all his abilities. He could barely manage a fireball if he concentrated, yet everything caught fire with a mere outburst! His control was utterly gone, and a tantrum resulted in having to wear a stupid child leash backpack. 

It wasn’t like he was really a child, and it wasn’t like he’d get lost or some stupid shit that Danny would insist. Ugh, this isn’t even fair, technically he was older than him yet was stuck in a smaller body that he kept tripping over! 

Urgh, he’s even insisting on rewarding ‘good behavior’ and shit- must have talked to Jazz or something- because… Oh. No he wants the constellation bear, give! His star bear now, no takes back and, urgh, stupid baby body! 

Well, on the other hand, it’s utterly hilarious how much Danny sputters whenever he calls him Mom, not to mention strangers’ utter befuddlement. He ignores how Danny seems to be trying his best to live up ro the title. 

But! As he was saying, he’s no coward! He’s also not an idiot though, and having no control over his powers isn’t exactly a good thing. It’s really not a good thing when there’s a murderous-looking hero that he thinks he might have maimed in the future- which they apparently remember- staring down at him. So, he has to call in the big guns to fix this. 

“Mom, there’s a creepy fruitloop staring at me!” “There’s WHAT?!” Hah. Take that hero he doesn’t remember the name of.

(Behold the Grumpiest of Babies)

#Dcxdp #Dpxdc #Prompts #dp x marvel #Who is the hero who went back in time to stop the Dan situation? Who knows #Dan who is just a lil guy right now: FOOL you have fallen into my trap #6ft+ Mother Bear Danny who is always down to fight: #I need you to know he is not a tank #He still looks thin and a stick it is just a very tall stick with fangs and claws and enough anger to fight god #and win #Jordan (Dan) is like 8 at most and giving the time traveler the most bloodthirsty smile ever before Danny slams into them at full speed #Someone is going to see the hero get yeeted #Dan is going to throw a fit when Danny reattaches the child leash since he wandered off #Vlad is semi redeemed but not mentally well enough to deal with a child #Especially Dan who knows how to push All of his Buttons and rip him apart emotionally mentally and physically

[androgynouspenguinexpert]

ma'am this is a LIBRARY

#redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #art #illustration #redacted gavin #personality swap #au #april fools #i love gavin't so much already #he may be but a flicker in time but he will always be in my heart #normal gavin would kill this guy the way a dorito would kill a victorian child #fool!gavin

[lavenoon]

@naffeclipse Someone tell him to try fiber crafts or something. My vote is for needle felting <3

og detective au by sunnys-aesthetic!

#post let luce #dcamv #bloodstain fool #naffeclipse #my art #immediately had to doodle this morning's silliness hehe #please imagine a grumpy eclipse begrudgingly giving it a try in the privacy of his home #but going from >:( to >:) when the stabbing becomes fun #(and then back to >:( when his first attempt looks bad. it's okay Clip first tries always suck) #felting needles get sharper the more you use them! #he gave them his favorite <3 #embrace the fiber crafts eclipse. do it

[inkylegacy]

#sammy lawrence #norman polk #bendy and the ink machine #batim #i firmly believe sammy would say 'females' but not 'bruh' #he's always one bad day away from talking like an incel #also this is unrelated to april fools just to be clear lol #my art

[gakoiart]

[ What a match!

I'm half-doomed. And you're semi-sweet. ]

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Hehe~ Guess the song! (This one is AkiRen coded? Not so sure. I'm reading what you think 👀)

• part 1 here!

#akira kurusu #persona 5 protagonist #ren amamiya #persona 5 #p5 #p5 akira #p5 joker #my art #gakoi art #can we let akiren sing about his tragedies??? #like he's not always chill and rizzing up 24/7 #he's a sentimental fool #let him be #fun fact akiren expression was inspired by... #my rp partner hahah since they were sending me their reply at the moment i was sketching akiren #and their akiren was so so void and sad and angry at my goro #so i just kept that in mind haha

[yeyayeya]

Will forever be mad that MXTX dropped the fact that Hua Cheng had a female form and refused to elaborate

#yeyarants #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #hua cheng #mxtx tgcf #mxtx #mo xiang tong xiu #like hello?? #why would you drop that and not elaborate?? #mxtx my girl #why??? #I knew he had something going on with gender I just knew it #not in a bad way tho #I will always think about this #I’m not sure if hua cheng’s introduction got changed in the revised version #in the very beginning where the other gods are talking about the myths of hua cheng #and what his true form actually is #like why would you not elaborate on that #if it got deleted I’m going to be mad #I will forever think about Hua Cheng’s female form #I WANT TO KNOW THE BACKSTORY OF IT #is it because he missed his mother #if so I’m gonna cry #he is a shapeshifter #ok but imagine the shenanigans of it #I can easily imagine Hua Cheng dragging HX to transform so they could fool and trick people #I WANT TO KNOW MORE UGH #tgcf hua cheng #hua cheng’s female form is my Roman Empire

[essektheylyss]

Anyway, since we are apparently going hard on 'all bets are off', I'm taking the opportunity to throw out my deeply wishful thinking, absolutely not actually serious, buckwild conspiracy theory, which is that the Luxon heard Ludinus's dumbass monologue through the beacon and went, "Fuck you, bastard, maybe the titans were here before the gods, but I was here before the TITANS" and wrecked his plans.

#as always this is a luxon stan account. fucking obviously. #cr spoilers #critical role #also I would like luxon lore. again. fucking obviously. #but I was laughing at the whole 'the titans were here first' and the 'now for the DIVINE piece' #me: the beacon is right fucking there dumbass. #and we KNOW it's like a legit fragment of a legit entity that's been here since the dawn of exandrian time so. #would be so funny if ludinus lost cuz he thought the dynasty were fools lmfao #honestly iconic followup to 'you should try having friends sometime' #the luxon: heard you were messing with my boi. and my boi's bf. and also the rest of exandria bro wtf.

[sirbird]

Woken up

#my art #miguel o hara fanart #Drider miguel o hara #drider #atsv miguel #I gotta stop staying up so late #besides this I’m working on drawing vig again #given his current description he sounds terrifying and I need to draw this fool #I’m also still working on the continuation of the couch scene :) it’s gonna be a three parter #there’s so much im working on at a time so have patience with me #anyways love y’all hope you have a good night/morning/evening #I’ll post in a little as always

[bubbieboy]

you ever think about how they’re probably running around townsville smelling like ass

#the powerpuff girls #rowdyruff boys #blossom ppg #butch rrb #boomer rrb #maybe Him makes them bathe sometimes #my art #anyway i was thinking about the concept of. Blossom Boy #brick would go Ha!!! that’ll never fool my boys!!!!! #smash cut to Boomer like we’re your eyes always pink and blossoms like . yeah. n he goes oh #there’s nothing else to it i jsut like the reds a lot

[cheralith]

food for thought before i succumb to slumber… take a listen to this track for some fitting background music!

a little bit of the aftermath of what happens in gunsmoke, where nai and you are in your bed, tucked away during the brief minutes before midnight strikes. the night is still young for those at the nightclub, where most people are entering the height of their exhilaration.

but you and him had decided long ago to close it off with your stripped limbs tangled with another under a warmed duvet. the soft glow of a candlelight (nai insisted on a candle every session, claiming it’d amplify the mood) is the only illumination wafting throughout the room, your sleeping face just barely visible amidst the ink of darkness of the night.

you had gone to sleep some time ago. between the two of you, nai knew you’d often fall victim by the induced melatonin after entangling your beings together so intimately, the passion usually emitting much more of oxytocin in your case. nai often would watch as you fought the sandman so uselessly that it became a routine. he’d slowly watch the soft lashes atop your cheekbone flutter close and your lips forming a soft “o” that’d let out whispers of breaths with each fleeting second. nai knew you were fully unconscious when your head would fall forward ever so softly toward him—and he’d take this as you unconsciously wanting him closer to you.

he’s convinced it was your body’s way of telling him that you yearn for him the same way his does for you, that it longs to be in a proximity where there’s little to no space between you and him, where your chests touch together and beat as one.

a finger would also trace the crevices and curves of your body and face, studying them like a portrait of another human being. he’d recount the freckles adorned on your skin and face, perhaps leaving off where he started from last time. his finger would gently skim down the slope of your nose and he’d have to bite back a chuckle when you would twitch in similarity of a bunny out of reaction. ivory carved hands would examine the textured of markings and scars adorned on your skin, enjoying the softness and warmth radiating from each as he would wonder how they came to be (minus the one scar on your shoulder that he knew you got from falling down their mother’s apple tree when you were just children playing hide and seek. you cried endlessly that day and nai barely managed to cease it but quietly putting a hello kitty bandaid on it—courtesy of vash).

the duvet grows warmer the longer you and him are under it, but nai feels as if he’s being hugged more from your natural body warmth and sweet, somnolent scent. a mix of soap and the blueberry candle you light up every morning is what he can pick up, maybe some hints if citrus from your usual breakfast yuzu and honey tea, or something of the sort (he wonders if he’d be able to taste it on your lips if he was quick enough come morning).

fingers would dance over the valley of your back as if it were keys on a keyboard. they glide softly over it, feeling the dip and curve of it with his fingertips like he was playing a hypnagogic ballad on your spine. an adagietto sort of rhythm, perhaps, something that sings to you in your slumber.

nai is convinced love for another person is a feat impossible for his heart. but when you let out a soft call of his name in your sleep, as if you’re dreaming about him—perhaps even yearning, if he may be so bold—perhaps he can leave room for second guesses every once in a while.

he gets so entranced by your own unique beauty amidst the starlit night that nai doesn’t realize his eyelids heave heavier with each passing second…

… until you find yourself awake the next morning, showered in embers of sunlight and what seems to be a hand flat against your back.

its palm feels invitingly warm—almost as if it’s been brining in your heat for a while now.

#it’s me and my obsession with deranged men and turning them into lovesick fools #nai also stares at you in public without realizing it and you pick it up as if there’s something on your face #and hes just waiting to call you out on it #but it’s actually just him asking himself if that mole under your lips was always there #trigun #trigun stampede #trigun 1998 #millions knives #knives millions #millions knives x reader #knives x reader #knives x you #nai x reader #trigun fanfic #trigun fluff

[annaofaza]

Why does Vash keep smiling?

I love how Milly and Wolfwood are getting a clearer picture of Vash, particularly with his vulnerability. In both scenes, Vash has been through traumatic events; his home was invaded, and a great deal of the people he loved were killed, then Meryl gets captured, Vash recalls July, and the townsfolk (at least the adults) turn on Vash and drive him out based on his reputation (and his wing saving Meryl from a bullet, a monstrous image that does heroic action, which is a whole other post). We with Meryl, Milly, and Wolfwood have seen the Humanoid Typhoon, the sixty-billion double dollar bounty, the Stampede stripped away to Vash. Vash, who has every reason to cry, storm, and beat his fists on the ground. Vash, who keeps on smiling.

Wolfwood and Milly ask: Why?

They conclude this: The world is ugly, but Vash makes a choice and tries to say, It doesn't have to be.

I also find it interesting—given their characters—that Wolfwood seems to gain a sense of peace, almost soft satisfaction, in his realization, while Milly is distraught and takes a more pessimistic view. Wolfwood sees Vash's smile as a choice, and Milly does, too, but directly as a mask. Milly sees the pain, and Wolfwood, the resilience.

But Vash himself weighs in: he has to, even if he can't remember why. He's not smiling for joy, for hope, for tomorrow; he's living to keep Rem alive and eventually stop Knives.

For Vash, it's not exactly a full and conscious choice. Like most things in his life, it's what he's been forced to bear, and he has to keep going.

#trigunbookclub #trigun maximum #trigun #trigun bookclub #my post #is it autonomy? a coping mechanism? a sense of control and purpose? a leaning post? it's everything #the people who love vash seeing the shattering behind the smile 😭 #they both know by now vash is no fool; he's actually very deliberate in his actions #it's silly but i thought of spiderman #no matter how hard life is no matter what it throws spiderman always gets back up #is it because he has to? is it his core? is it a curse he's supposed to bear?

[lavenoon]

me drawing self indulgence: ah jeez this indulgence sure is catered to exactly me huh

@naffeclipse man's gotta practice holding back. it's slow going <3

*self insert is not a girl (he/ she)

og detective au by sunnys-aesthetic!

#post let luce #dcamv #sleuth jesters #bloodstain fool #naffeclipse #i am so normal about this one #im always normal about self indulgence but somehow i got myself more than normal with this one #“wonder why that is” <- blatantly ignores the increased focus on hands during all of this #and yeah the button joke #sorry i could not resist #he does get to keep the rolled up sleeves though <3 #who needs more than that anyway #my art #nearly forgot again #okay now enjoy <3 #menace4menace

[krikidilly]

seeing your recent inotan makes me want to see zentan in your style too. 😭💓. you absolutely don’t have to but I thought I’d ask just for the hell of it. thank you for blessing us with your art <333

Ah sorry this took a bit to get to but here you go!! Not a ship I think about often but a cute one notheless

#usually ships get a pass from me if they can at least makeme smile and like.without fail any pairing with Tanjiro gets me smilin like a fool #he simply is a bringer of joy its just so hard not to be delighted seeing him making someone else happy #zentan #zenitsu agatsuma #kamado tanjiro #my art #im also very easy when it comes to ships.. if the characters mesh well? good. if its funny? good. if its ridiculously dumb? good. #but making me smile is the big one .does it bring me joy? #tanjiro always brings me joy..

[zhongrin]

*taps mic* yes hi hello is this working. ahem ahem. testing one two three.

ah yes. we're back to normal now lol

..... were yall surprised ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )

long story short, i just wanted to do something for april fools… last year albedo made an appearance, so i thought of doing the same this year... but i felt like it would be repetitive. so given the recent developments and future events, this idea came up lol

in any case, it's the truth that i've been warming up to neuvillette.... i've been writing more for him, and if you saw my 2023 wrapped post you probably saw him as a 'runner-up'... and i really do mean it when i say he's been kinda occupying the back of my brain since last year hskdljfklsd at the end of his story quest... his tone when talking to kiara.... sobsob ueueue

however, i'm honestly still unsure if i can/want to have an actual selfship with him (ó﹏ò｡) i can't figure out how it'll work out yet... it just feels like with neuvillette's canon personality, he wouldn't even think of glancing my way in the first place, given the circumstances…. and zhongli... what do i do about him.... ough....

maybe he'll be a separate ship (e.g. zhongwrinth is one au, wrinlette in one au) on his own… maybe rinvillette will be a 'pining but not actually dating' kind of selfship.... idk..... on that note, i really should be making a selfship post huh lol

also, he's rerunning in less than 24 hours (like. 19 hours-ish for me) and i hoped this would be a sufficient offering for the hydro dragon to come home early… i'll play him twinkle twinkle little star on my guzheng while pulling or something, since it should arrive tomorrow afternoon lmao… i hope he likes the instrument that 'sounds like flowing water' hdlshdls

in any case, thank you for interacting in the short little event! it was more of a spontaneous decision on my part, but i hope you all had fun and i didn't butcher neuvillette's character too much, he's so hard to muse orz <3

lil doodle bonus of what could have been:

#rin rambles #the april fools' part isn't the ''haha you thought i really liked him?'' but more like ''haha you thought he'd be a yandere? weeelll....'' #lol i'm sorry i got too silly #neuvillette is a complex character i feel like.... especially since his moral compass is so attuned to the side of 'justice' #ofc i could always make him ooc and dial that 'judge duty' part of his into the more extreme scale. you mix that up with love and i think- #-it would make a good driver for obsessive love. but i didn't think you could explore those series of complex emotions in one day. so yeah. #you get conflicted pining neuvillette who's just a little bitter about things this time. lucky you. hsdlfsldkjf #anyway #why is this man so hard to muse orz he took all my brain juices so i'm gonna eep soon.... goodnight....

[chibishortdeath]

Drawing muscles is so fun :3. I wanna try to make more illustrations like this, but idk sometimes the vibes are just off and he ends up with way less detail than intended lol. But yeah, he’s standin.

Hehe bonus: a little doodle based on a pinup I ran into >:3

#castlevania #castlevania games #akumajou dracula #akumajo dracula #castlevania nes #castlevania chronicles #castlevania artists #Castlevania x68000 #castlevania fanart #art post #my art #Simon Belmont #yeah no April fools post or anything lol #I never really know how to make a clever one tbh I always feel like they just end up annoying #the boop thing is something tho idk what kind of a notification it’d sending people tho #honestly tho like he is so fun to draw #you don’t realize just how big his thighs are until you stare at them for a while XD #he looks like he’d be very good at hugs #I swear the vampire killer changes design every time I draw it #also my sketchbook is so prone to smudging it’s so annoying #I used to get way better quality sketchbooks but I haven’t been able to find that brand anymore anywhere (T_T )

[shikai-the-storyteller]

Vegetta heard that some members of the server are scared of him and he was like "Why? I'm not even a tryhard, I was the last person to get slime armor" and I'm like... Vegetta people are already scared of you, WHY would you respond to that with "But this isn't even 1% of my true power''

#i talk #qsmp talk #Vegetta be like ''This isn't even my final form'' #Vegetta be like ''well if you're going to be scared of me at least let me give you a good reason for it /pos'' lmao #It's always so baffling to me (as a KarmaIand fan) seeing how Vegetta's depicted in Fool/igetta fanworks #because the way people often depict Foolish as this incredibly powerful demigod (only sometimes incorporating his actual personality / lore #is how people depicted Vegetta (minus the ''we're disregarding his personality'' part that sometimes happens) in Karmaland #Like it's almost a perfect reverse uno in terms of how people depict Vegetta in KarmaIand vs Q.S.M.P #I'm not mad about it or anything I'm just genuinely amused by how people manage to underestimate him and STILL are afraid of him #like oh honey....... whatever Foolish's ties to immortality and godhood are pale in comparison to Vegetta's #(This is nothing against Foolish BTW his lore on the previous server was fun and I'm bitter we never got to see more of it) #(The entire death totem thing was sick and also the concept of totem gods is so interesting) #The way Vegetta is depicted in Karmaland is very strange #he seems like a being (not necessarily a god but definitely something powerful) #who made their world then stepped back so he could be a part of it #So even though he respects the guidance of elders like Merlon #(to some degree) #and talks about the ''gods'' (admins) as higher powers #the world still bows to him #and that includes the QSMP world #realistically we know this is because every single admin adores Vegetta and grew up with him #but we're looking at this through a lore lense #I can get into this more later - I feel like I should elaborate on my thoughts here and add some canon backing to explain myself a bit more #but you get the jist #Me: let's post a silly little thought about the minecraft series I'm watching #Also me: LET ME CITE MY SOURCES - #Listen man you can't unlearn some things #I'm a professional writer it's in my nature