me: Seven...?
707: ye?
me: how much does Zen hate cats?
707: oh, he doesn't actually hate them, he just gets violently ill
me: oh thank God. I have three cats I'm unwilling to part with, and if Zen threatens that it won't work out.
zen: *long-suffering sigh (except it's a struggle because he can't breathe out of his nose because cats)*
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