@hellofromthehallowoods I offer no context for this shit post
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me when someone draws Polly with ringlets:
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I am trying to get through the whole podcast by the end of May and I am enjoying it immensely. Almost halfway.
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they are trying to comfort him...
I’m sorry this podcast lives rent free in my head now and that means... memes. It is meme time. Like so many things i got the idea send to by a friend and just ashkdjhaskd put my art skills to good use.
[ID: a digital, fully coloured drawing of Polly, Mort and Yaretzi from Hello from the Hallowoods.
Polly has pale skin with freckles and orange hair that falls in ringlets on his shoulders. He is wearing a pink, floral suit and is leaning on a cane with his left arm.
Mort is a red metal suit with a glass dome filled with water and a floating skull inside it as a head. The skull has green glowing eyes.
Yaretzi is a brown-skinned woman with wolf-like ears and shoulder length black hair and fur on her arms. Her eyes are black with a golden iris. She is wearing a loose blue shirt and trousers.
They are standing next to each other, Polly is smiling and has his right hand resting on Morts arm and Yaretzi is standing on the other side holding Morts hand a serious expression.
Over their heads are three tweets arranged as speech bubbles.
The first one points to Yaretzi and says “hey. don’t cry. 1 million puppies on earth. ok?”
The second one points to Polly and says “Hey. Cry. 82 thousand devils are real. Suffer?”
The Third one points to Yaretzi again and says “hey. cry or don’t. there is a 12.2 puppy-to-demon ratio. got it?”
The background is a plain beige with the artists signature “ÄngryDuckTimeMachine” set in the upper left corner. /End ID]
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Nikignik: normally. I love being The Watcher With A Thousand Eyes :)
Nikignik, every eye twitching slightly: and then lady ethel interrupts my broadcast and i wish i was The Strangler With A Thousand Hands : )))
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Somehow I went my whole life thinking that The Metamorphosis, by Kafka, was going to be an 800-page tome about a man slowly becoming a beetle. I was surprised to find it’s a short story, and comes on quite suddenly. Which means as a writer I’ve discovered a gap in the market for a soul-crushingly long beetle story
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Me when Mrs. Wicker refuses to let the church sacrifice her child:
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SOMETIMES A FAMILY IS AN AUTOMOBILE AND A NON-BINARY CRYTID TYPE AND ITS ALSO THE BEST FAMILY YOU'VE EVER HEARD OF
@hellofromthehallowoods
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Playing the VeggieTales theme song on the piano that my dad turned me into until he lets me stay dead: Day 546
Playing the VeggieTales theme song on the piano that my dad turned me into until he lets me stay dead: Day 547
Playing the VeggieTales theme song on the piano that my dad turned me into until he lets me stay dead: Day 548
Playing the VeggieTales theme song on the piano that my dad turned me into until he lets me stay dead: Day 549
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I hope that Nikignik getting all petty over Lolgmololg is a Steve Carlsberg situation so Nikignik is like "she's AWFUL and nobody LIKES her and I hope she vanishes" and meanwhile Lolgmololg is just like at the bottom of their lake like
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