#him:a pillow princess

[sneaky-eel]

I decided to replay assassin's creed 2 and my very gay roommate plops down on the couch with me.

Him: is he gay?

Me: Desmond? Why?

Him: look at his walk. That is a very cunty walk. He is throwing his hips. Did they steal him from a gay bar?

Me: Well, he was a bartender in New York. I don't think they say what kind of bar.

Him: Oh yeah, he's gay.

#assassin's creed #desmond miles #written post #he is already making fanfic in his head #others include #him: he is a bottom #him:a pillow princess #he also thinks Ezio is adorable #not hot #not cute #but “adorable” #I'm kinda excited to show him brotherhood #all i can think about is how Desmond walks like Altair