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#assassin's creed #desmond miles #ezio auditore #my art #all that is left is Connor! #if Altair is his eyes #and Ezio his heart #can anyone guess what Connor is?

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My top 4 ships involving Desmond are pretty much all crack ships!!!  And it pains me trying to find fanfiction for them!!!

The first ofc being Alex, then Altair, then Ezio and then Malik???

Anyways, enjoy some sketches

#other people’s art #i feel your pain #i have the desmond tag open on ao3 all the time #and refresh it everyday in hope that someone will have pity on me #i don't wanna have to feed myself all the time #;-; #i love your posing for these #i love your art in general #assassin's creed #desmond miles #ezio auditore #altair ibn la'ahad #altdes #ezides

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Desmond, bartender in 2000s-2010s New York would absolutely binge shitty reality tv and adore eavesdropping on patrons when he can't get his drama fix. He's the RPG tavern owner who you ask if he has heard any rumors and his eyes light up because now he can info dump all the shit he hears. This follows him to the past, where now he has to actively seek out this entertainment.

He abuses his enhanced senses to sit on roofs and listen in with a hand to his mouth like, "oh my god. They were roommates." He is both the best informant and the worst because, while he is a master at getting information, the details he focuses on are useless to the Order.

"Yeah so this guy will be here at this time at this place, whatever. But! More importantly this guy has been having an affair with his wife's sister AND her brother and-"

"Please, Desmond, I am begging you just tell me the information for the mission."

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In Altair's time, Malik was originally Desmond's go to but after being chased out one to many times for "loitering and disturbing the peace of the bureau" (i.e. Malik's peace) Desmond switches to the Rafiq in Damascus since he "at least appreciates me." Eventually Malik would begrudgingly miss his presents and send a request for him to come back because Desmond is the only one he can rant at about Altair.

Altair does not know what the hell Desmond is talking about half the time, but now he does know the baker has three sons that his wife never knew of and one of the sons has shown up at the baker's home.

He normally will just let Desmond keep talking cause he likes his voice.

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In Ezio's time he is best friends with Claudia and her girls love him. He'll drop in and gossip with them about their patrons or even warn them about some of them. "Be careful I heard that he has some craziness going on between the legs." or the girls will ask questions about Ezio.

"I heard he is a beast in bed, is that true?"

"Well you didn't hear it from me, buuuut~"

He is 100% going off of hazy animus memories, but all the courtesans totally think he has either A.) slept with Ezio or B.) is actively sleeping with Ezio

With Claudia he talks about the goings on in Tiber Island and what Ezio is up to. Ezio doesn't know how the hell his sister knows everything he is doing or why he gets a message from her forbidding him from doing something he hasn't even gotten to do yet and Desmond just stands off to the side sweating.

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Connor is gonna go gray early with how often Desmond just disappears from the Homestead because he seems hellbent on not staying still as it gets "to boring there". Desmond will normally pop up in the strangest of places. Either Connor will find him, head tilted like a dog as he listens in on a group or Desmond will just hunt Connor down himself. "Heard you were in the area."

At time he loves it because Desmond always has a ready flow of information and he is very good at sowing discontent with it, making for good distractions. On the other hand he can do without the open commentary or rampant attention he gives any interaction Connor has with his father.

"It's so much more interesting when it's not me"

*Connor and Haytham both glare at him*

#assassin's creed #desmond miles #ezio auditore #altair ibn la'ahad #connor kenway #ratonhnhaké:ton #written post #Desmond loves when things get trashy #claudia gets annoyed if Ezio sends Desmond on a long mission #now who is she going to talk to?! #The older assassin's learn just to let Desmond talk #cause eventually it will circle back to the mission and he gives good info #Altair tries his damndest to find out things Desmond might not know so he can contribute to their talks #He just doesn't know what makes good gossip #Desmond talking to Connor about Haytham: “Well if you ask me-” #Connor: “I really didn't”

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#desmond miles #altair ibn la'ahad #assassin's creed #I don’t like drawing upward angles #my art #this is a three part piece #but lets see if I can find the will to continue it

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not my best work :p who knew drawing ppl from the back was hard :,0 i might delete bc ohgod the anatomy

#other people’s art #he is so courteous #desmond miles #ezio auditore #assassin's creed

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“Uh, hey fellas. I don’t think I’m the one you need to worry about.”

#desmond miles #alex mercer #assassin's creed #prototype #protocreed #this one goes out to 2009 me #gonna continue my mission of giving Desmond attack dog boyfriends #my art

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Ezio (with Desmond) go back in time and successfully save Ezio's family. Now they are sitting above Leonardo's workshop watching Federico flirt with and carry Leonardo's things.

Ezio: Nope. I don't like it.

Desmond: Why not? I think it's pretty cute.

Ezio: It is not cute. That is my best friend that my own brother is hitting on. And I mean really! Since when was Leonardo interested in men?

Desmond looking at Ezio with equal parts awe and dawning horror: Oh my god.

Ezio: What?

Desmond still amazed: You're an idiot.

Ezio: *offended italian squawk noise*

#assassin's creed #ezio auditore #desmond miles #i just think Federico/Leonardo is a cute ship #written post

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I decided to replay assassin's creed 2 and my very gay roommate plops down on the couch with me.

Him: is he gay?

Me: Desmond? Why?

Him: look at his walk. That is a very cunty walk. He is throwing his hips. Did they steal him from a gay bar?

Me: Well, he was a bartender in New York. I don't think they say what kind of bar.

Him: Oh yeah, he's gay.

#assassin's creed #desmond miles #written post #he is already making fanfic in his head #others include #him: he is a bottom #him:a pillow princess #he also thinks Ezio is adorable #not hot #not cute #but “adorable” #I'm kinda excited to show him brotherhood #all i can think about is how Desmond walks like Altair

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Desmond gave him food one time and now he begs at every meal.

#this is why you don’t feed wild animals #now he will never survive in the wild #to be fair the man hasn’t had fries or a burger in probably a year #he 100% does this to annoy people #but Desmond is one of the few who actually give in #he is weak #assassin's creed #desmond miles #clay kaczmarek #claydes #my art

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#other people's art #this is adorable #alex is just the “i don't know how to flirt with him #so I'll kill him“ #and poet altair seems right to me

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Last bit of the sleeping assassins! All of which are also old as I think these were from October/November?

If you don’t like seeing AltDes, EziDes, and ConDes then skip right over these cause what is under the cut is kinda shippy.

“Secret Softie”

Altair waits for Desmond to fall asleep first because he knows Desmond is a heat seeker and will cuddle up to him. Plus since Altair wakes up long before Desmond normally would he can continue to pretend to be that cool and aloof guy.

“Entangled”

Connor usually tries to take up as little space as possible, but with Desmond he will happily coil around him. He makes sure that he is between Desmond and the door so he can be the first to confront any intruders.

“Smothered”

Desmond is the only one of the three who can handle sharing with Ezio. That doesn’t mean he always likes it. On good nights Ezio is a heated, weighted blanket. On bad nights he is a goddamn jackhammer in his ear.

#assassin's creed #desmond miles #ezio auditore #altair ibn la'ahad #connor kenway #ratonhnhaké:ton #AltDes #EziDes #ConDes #my art #these are old #sorry #why is body hair so hard? #Desmond is the only one who won’t kill Ezio in his sleep #he is to nice

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There is the fact that the bleeding effect is still a very real problem for animus users in 3 (I think)

So, looking at it from the assassins' perspective, they wouldn't want to risk William, their mentor, to such a thing. Not when they have Desmond. Desmond, who had already run away from them once. Someone who probably isn't really considered an assassin to many of them anymore.

To William and the other assassins, hell possibly even to Shaun and Rebecca, William isn't expendable. Desmond is.

Never seen anyone more confidently wrong than those people who call Haytham the worst father ever when he lives in the same universe as William Miles

#written post #other people’s writing #desmond miles #assassin's creed #william miles #desmond gets used and abused by both sides #yet he still chooses to trust in humanity and die for them #thats a pretty significant turnaround for a man who is described as horribly cynical in his wiki #real sad boy hours

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You absolutely can post Desmond getting railed 👀

I don't know by whom, but I support it nonetheless

(amazing progress btw)

I had completely forgotten I had mentioned it in the tags that for a split moment I had this fear of “how does this person know what’s on my tablet”

and the picture itself isn’t to bad. You can’t see anything. Its just funny that this is one of the first thing I drew of him.

Maybe somewhere down the line I’ll redraw it.

#do I tag this as normal? #desmond miles #? #nsfw #just in case #asscreed #it’s ambiguous who is doing the railing #Desmond really does just have bottom energy #my wips #my art #asks

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Forgive me for I have sinned 🙏🏻

(I may have stared at your Ezio a bit too much)

I mean I can’t blame you XD

The actually man starts out so cute then he gets dilfy. It’s hard not to sin😔

#asks #he is to hot

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More “sleeping” assassins! These are from back in October and I just never posted them because I didn’t finish an Altair & Connor one, but they aren’t doing anything sitting on my tablet so here they are!

“The Retreat”

Connor knows how to pick his battles and this one is not worth it. Probably leaves and goes to sleep in the hallway to get away from Ezio’s snoring.

“War Zone”

Unlike Connor, Altair isn’t so nice. He can and will kick Ezio out of bed, then they just spend the whole night fighting.

#I’ll post the Desmond ones separately just cause they are shippy #Connor and Altair were gonna be the ones to stick to their fucking sides #Ezio is so use to wide nice beds #it’s not his fault he moves so much #he probably tried to cuddle Altair and that was the finally straw #ezio auditore #altair ibn la'ahad #connor kenway #ratonhnhaké:ton #assassin's creed #my art #these are old sorry

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The Clay/Federico sexcapade is now being edited, will be posted very soon (like before 8pm) so get hyped for 7329 words of smut!

#other people’s writing #ClayFed #FedClay #? #you got me all excited for the rest of your fic #clay kaczmarek #federico auditore

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Hey you guys wanna see something funny?

These two pictures are a little over a year apart

It’s amazing what drawing the same dude over and over again can do for you.

#assassin's creed #desmond miles #my art #it makes me feel just a little bit better when I see how I’ve changed #do you like my amazing background? #now I just need to obsessively draw the others until I get to the point I like them #maybe I’ll try to redraw all the old pictures I never posted here #do a compare #my other oldest one was Desmond getting railed #but I don’t think I can post that one XD