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ninja-go-to-therapy · 3 years

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Kat Watches Mighty Med

27 seconds in and they’ve already made a poop joke. Wow.

ALSO THEY’RE BABIES?? THEYRE SO TINY???

Oh my god I forgot about the thing they did where they pretend to take a picture together. Do they not have cameras on their phones I’m so confused.

CLYDE AND WALLACE I REMEMBER THEM

Ahh token Violent Girl

She’s pretty tho 👀 and I like her style

Where do I know this chick from

Oh hey she’s Hazel from Dolphin Tale

“He won’t say a word” “Really, where are we gonna get a muzzle?” A MUZZLE YOU SAY?

“Fine, just keep him away from me” “Now we gotta get a leash, this is becoming a nightmare!” STOPPPP THINGS ARE BEGINNING TO MAKE SENSE ABOUT MYSELF

I’m sorry you’re telling me a cardboard cutout was heavy enough to trigger a nerf gun and a singular dart managed to knock a chandelier type item down?? I’m sorry no???

“You always do these crazy things and expect me to just follow you!” “Hold that thought, follow me” okay fine comedy

Also you’re telling me this superhero looked around to make sure nobody saw him go into the secret supply closet and didn’t notice the teenage boy standing in the middle of the room looking directly at him

THE SPECIAL EFFECTS WLDBEKE NOOO

Also how do I still have the entire theme song memorized. Send help.

“Maybe the extreme gravity pulled his heart from his chest down to his feet!” IM SORRY IS THAT HOW THIS WORKS NOW? I KNOW I PASSED BIOLOGY BY EXACTLY ONE POINT BUT THAT SEEMS A LIL INACCURATE

“What do you think they’re gonna do to us?”

“It says ‘now you die!’”

“Do you think they mean you or me?”

“Well it says ‘you’.” OKAY FINE THATS FUNNY

Wait how the hell did they manage to say the word “sexiest” on Disney channel

Cause the guy is holding a mug and he reads out what the mug says and word for word it’s “world’s sexiest chief of staff and vice chancellor of medical administration.” I’m still stuck on the ‘sexiest’ part how the hell did that end up on Disney channel

Sweatervest’s voice is insanely squeaky. Who wants to bet he hits puberty for season two.

“I’m gonna get a normo cage.” What’s with all the dehumanization in this show hot damn it hasn’t even been 10 minutes

Here it comes here comes the first mention of the bridge thing

“This. Is a picture of a bridge. I love bridges!” He’s so enthusiastic and for what. Was it a setup the entire time for Bridgette or did they name her that as an afterthought. Hmm.

THEY DO HAVE PHONES WHAT’S THE POINT OF THE FAKE PHOTO THING

Also bridge guy is officially a boomer. He mentioned the whole “you youngins are always on your phones” shit. Shut up I hate you now.

Hold the fuckity. So the Annihilator stole Skylar’s powers and invisible flying motorcycle. Okay cool. But he also stole her clothes? And left her standing there? IN HER UNDERWEAR? AND OLIVER PROCEEDS TO STARE INTO SPACE, THINKING ABOUT THIS MOMENT? HELLO??? I guess we know what he’ll be thinking about next time he ma— *dies*

Sorry but Gus (he’s the one that they discussed muzzling and leashing by the way) sniffing Jordan’s hair after coming up behind her all creepy-like (although it doesn’t seem to be being played in a creepo way, just a nuisance) is giving me major Doofus Drake vibes. Stop that.

“MY PARENTS GIVE ME MONEY INSTEAD OF ATTENTION” I FORGOT GUS WAS RICH AND NEGLECTED NOOO

Damn this man is straight up impaled through the chest

“We kind of have a prior commitment.” “I thought your commitment was to this hospital.” SIR THESE KIDS ARE LIKE 14 AND IN SCHOOL?????? LIKE ITS THE MIDDLE OF THE SCHOOL DAY?

Why are there literally 8 desks in this classroom. No class is that small I’m-

How does Disney channel think school works. Cause it’s not like this.

Why are the teen boys left alone in a surgery room with a dying superhero. They’re gonna fuck it up somehow.

DID YOU JUST PULL A STOPSIGN OUT OF A MAN’S CHEST WITH YOUR BARE HANDS? FIRST OFF THATS SO UNSANITARY AND SECONDLY SIR YOU ARE IN MASSIVE TROUBLE

Oh it’s a 2 parter pilot okay

Part 2 here we come

PART 2

“Have I ever let you down before?” “CONSTANTLY!” Lmao iconic

Okay but I’ve got to wonder. The entrance to the superhero hospital is in the regular person hospital. So like? Someone must notice these two boys coming in every day right??? Does no one question that?

Not Kaz using fanfic as a cover for why he’s talking about a superhero as if they’re real. Me too Kaz me too.

Also the twin brothers act like they’re gay for each other and I hate it

Alan is a little bitch send tweet. You’re basically making fun of someone who just became disabled (?). Sir what the fuck

Oh wow you saved her life because she was determined to see that she still had her super strength powers and almost got crushed. Give the man a medal.

Ooo best friend fight

They have photographic memory shit going on?? Damn

WHY WOULD YOU REACH INTO A HOLE IN SOMEONE’S CHEST WITHOUT GLOVES SIR YOU ARE IN A HOSPITAL

“That video has 56 likes!” Is that... an achievement?

IM CRYING WHY DID IT ZOOM IN ON HER FACE LIKE THAT WHEN SHE SAID HER CATCHPHRASE

But also “There’s a storm coming. Skylar Storm.” Has been living in my head rent free for years so thanks I guess.

This was like 2013 how does Paris Berelc still manage to pull off being a teenage girl for Alexa and Katie

KAZ IS SO BAD AT KEEPING MIGHTY MED A SECRET I STG

“It’s just the twins” wow who could have predicted the funny twin shop-owners were actually villains

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And that’s all for me reacting to one of my favorite shows from my childhood. Wow that was an... ordeal.

#kat’s meow #mighty med #Kat watches Disney channel

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foryouthegays · 5 years

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Alright friends. Rant time

Ya know next time god makes me they might as well NOT put miso in me bc im going to Kill them

Anyway

I was writing (hey guess what yall i write sometimes bet ya didnt know that bc i dont like changing my content even tho its fun but im not good at it lol) nd my dad was in the other room nd he had my headphones bc im not allowed them when in another room bc,,,,porn??? Online friends???? ?? ?? ?Idk they think thats something i like when in reality im just watching tik tok and tss. And tss tik toks. Heh alliteration is fun. Anyway im in there and my dads been sick recently so hes clearing his throat every two seconds and its like so fkin loud like not actually loud but loud like how one thought can get louder and louder until its the only thing you hear so he comes in nd is like sHoW mE wHaT yOuRe dOinG so i give him my doc which is fine but hes like doing That Thing with his words where its like *t* blah blah. *t* blah blah. Then he clears his throat and god i almost cry right then like no stop also do yall get what i get by *t*? Like the ticking noise people make when they start talking its horrible. a speaker came to school and told this emotional story but i couldnt hear bc she did the *t* nd also the clicky lip smack thing and left like four minutes in because i was clenching my hands so hard my friend had to stop me before i cut off my circulation anyway he did that and told me to sleep bc im sick which im not i just have an ongoing fever whatever ya know its not like its been more then like four days or anything anyway he goes to his room nd is doin the throat thing nd then hes whistling and i go outside nd guess what fkin happens. Guess. I dare you. Yup! If you guessed a car alarm goes off on the other side of the valley, youd be right! Super quiet, but guess what, thats what i hear best!

Also sidenote, is there like, visual miso?? Like obv when i see people eating n stuff it starts my misoness but for things that dont have sound to begin with like my headphones do a blinky blinky when theyre on nd i have a Frick ton of tape over them bc i feel like its tappy tappy even tho i know its just blinky blinky

Also u know those people who like see One vid on miso thats like DoEs tHiS ComMoNlY anNoYiNg sOuNd LiKe LoUd cHewInG oR nAiLs oN a ChaLkboaRd AnNoy YoU? YOu hAvE mIsOphOniA, a NeW aNd StrAngE DisoRdeR! I kNoW tHiS bEcaUse I lOoKeD iT uP oN wIkiPedIa fOr twO seConDs and is like hm yea i do find this to be annoying so they tell u like ! I have miso too and ur like ayyy i hate life pal! Nd u have like the same class nd theres a presentation nd the person is doing the *t* or the clickly lip smack thing or theres a person clicky clicky pen boi nd u give them The Miso Look nd theyre like not even noticing it like yea i get that people have different triggers but i asked this person like what they do to manage it and theyre like oh i usually just ignore it, i can focus on other things, its just annoying and im like thaTS NOT MISO- like yea people have different severities but the Entire thing about miso is that you Cant ignore it. Its a whole fight flight thing. Like. Its like the difference between “oh, i dont like almonds” and “ok if i eat an almond, even if its one sliver in an entire smoothie, i will die, i am severly allergic” ya know???

Also also, bc this is a miso rant at this point, and im chill w that, you know when someone has The Breath where its Loud or Squeaky or snotty or smthin so ur like ahHHHHHH nd they know about ur miso nd they start making fun of u like breathing harder or being fake offended bc u want me to die like no i love your company but this noise youre making makes me want to take your spine and shove it up ur ass. Hate the sin love the sinner ya know. Also does anyone else get miso-ed by themselves?? Like not usually but sometimes ill be breathing louder than norm or ill be able to hear my heartbeat or the sound of my handflappies nd its like haha No

Anyway anyway, anyone have any miso tips? Im not allowed to eat in my room, nd my dad does the scrapy scrapy tooth with his fork which makes me want to stab it into his eyes, but my mom also has miso so we do The Look, nd again, i cant have headphones when not in the room hes in, so :) no white/brown noise for me :) yea. The feeling of earplugs makes me feel like im swimming through a pool of worms and they also dont work so. Yea.

#remi talks for once #remi rants #misophonia #food mention #caps tw #ranting #delete later #lmao as if im gonna delete this later idk how to remember things #oh! good happy thing i got a cool coralineish key from an antique store

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lordshaxx · 6 years

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The Polyarmory if that works out with the meme?

send me a ship!!

IM GONNA DO MY BEST

thank u for everyone involved w the polyarmory for helping -- @autobotbara, @gildedskeleton, and @jjarenward -- and also @janalamalamaflama , yall mad cute, have a happy heart day

who hogs the duvet? they all toss and turn a lot so if it doesn’t catch on amia’s horns then the blankets just fall off the bed lol

who texts / rings to check how their day is going? all of them most likely, probably sunshine the most while nirav goes around and gives them all gigantic hugs

who’s the most creative with gifts? they’re all shaxx so they’re all fairly artistic. every time gifts are involved, they all have something worthy of art museums.

who gets up first in the morning? jordan in terms of naturally waking up since he likes cooking breakfast for his boys. sometimes amia is just up all night either because of his pains -- sometimes accompanied by sunshine -- or he has to take care of his kid.

who suggests new things in bed? amia most likely, he’s pretty curious about most things and he’ll bring it up with the others to see whether or not they’d like to try together.

who cries at movies? nirav and amia, they’re very emotional about moana.

who gives unprompted massages? jordan! he has soft hands, hand beans. nirav can be seen pretending to give jordan and amia hand massages but he’s really playing with their hands to make their claws pop out, it makes him laugh every time. sunshine and amia are the ones who probably plan and suggest group spa days.

who fusses over the others when they’re sick? sunshine is the biggest fuss when the others so much as sneeze; jordan is there as backup to make some soup

who gets jealous the easiest? amia tbh but he usually battles it by looking so attractive that people know they just don’t have a fucking chance against him lol

who has the most embarrassing taste in music? i bet nirav still has some evanescence in his playlist because he’s still struggling to talk to saladin.

who takes the longest to get ready? amia most likely because he wants people to take One (1) Look at him and know that there is no way they can steal his bfs. also he has to work his way around his horns and his claws and his piercings and his hair is a whole thing by itself so,, yeah

who is the most tidy and organized? probably all of them except amia who is only tidy when he’s around his son. not even the other shaxxes can figure out the organized mess that is amia shaxx.

who is the big spoon / little spoon? nirav and amia squish jordan and sunshine. jordan is very squeaky. he needs to be oiled.

who gets the most competitive when playing games / sports? well, they all have a competitive spirit but nirav is most likely the most intense. he’s just,, very dedicated..

who starts the most arguments? they all fight everyone together, except saladin. nirav is still learning how to talk to him without being rude and it’s,, a work in progress... the others are trying to help...

who suggests that they buy a pet? jordan or sunshine probably. with some help from amia’s kid. there’s a lot of puppy eyes. amia is the last man standing.

what couple traditions do they have? since they’re a pretty large poly group -- not including the fact that they’re individually fucking giant -- they usually have nights in where they hang out together and have a Good Wholesome Time or go down in the city and have dinner and walk around and whatnot. just good times, not fight times.

what tv shows do they watch together? cooking shows or those dorky dramas like procedural cop shows or teen dramas. someone once hid sunshine’s copies of pretty little liars when he was about three seasons into it. not a very pretty week.

what other couples do they hang out with? if asher wasnt such an ass then probably asher and ira. guardian loves themself right.. they’re their own couple.. also sloane and vera. theyre heckin cute and also sunshine’s bffs so ya.

who made the first move? uhh... we’ll get back to u on that one bc we’re still figuring out how they all met in the first place,,

who brings flowers home? sunshine! a bouquet each! amia does his best to make them all live for as long as possible and usually plants at least one flower from each bouquet in his little garden.

who is the best cook? jordan! everyone loves jordan’s cooking -- he usually makes breakfast for them since most of the time they get home at different hours but there’s also dinner. lunch is mostly spent at a cafe or stand but he can be seen bringing them lunch in cute lunchboxes or decorated paper bags on occasion.

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sethkate · 6 years

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caleb x sav for the memes

who in your otp:

drives when they go on road trips? do they switch at the halfway point? does one drive there and the other drive back?

caleb drives!! even if sav ever got her license i doubt she would ever drive. especially not caleb’s car since that’s the 2nd love of his life.

looks over the menu for fifteen minutes before ordering the same thing they order EVERYWHERE they go? does the other half of your ship get annoyed by this, or do they find it endearing?

savannah prob orders the same thing. im sure she and caleb talk about the fact that like ‘oh maybe you should get something healthier?? with a little bit more sustenance??’ then at the last minute she’s prob like ‘NAH ill take the cheeseburger, cheese fries and milkshake pls’ which idk if would necessarily annoy him per say but he would def roll his eyes and be concerned even more for her health :/

is more likely to get arrested?

caleb. probably for fighting tbh.

is afraid of rollercoasters? does the other half of your ship try and convince them to face the fear, or do they take a softer approach and not push them at all?

i don’t think either of them are afraid of rollercoasters?

shows up at home with a dog unannounced despite the fact they’ve already got three/four/however many pets?

sav! once they get one you know… it’s probably gonna open the door for ten more hahaha she’ll get help from the neighbor lady taking care of them all

demands that they do date night? does the other person complain or do they go with it just to see the excited look on their partners face?

savannah demands them since she’s always like?? tried to get caleb to take her out. but obviously she becomes more okay with the fact that it doesn’t need to be anything fancy. just them getting out of the apartment and what not. when caleb’s feeling particularly romantic (if ever) he would pull out some stops just to see the look on sav’s face knowing she def wouldn’t expect it

is the clumsy one whose always tripping up flights of stairs or over their own feet? does it stress the other half of your ship out or do they find it hilarious?

sav would fall more than caleb?? he prob laughs @ her tbh bc i def would too

picks the music when they’re in the car? does the other complain about their taste in music?

caleb probably tries because he says he is the driver??? but that doesn’t stop savannah from trying to change it because she is 100% not about the type of music caleb is

insists on paying for everything when they’re out? do they fight about it?

caleb because his momma taught him well. savannah likely wouldn’t fight him about it either? only maybe if she knew he was tight on money and even then it would prob be a long shot that she would ever have more money than him bc lbr she spends hers on stupid shit

is the one to quietly suggest they get high together for the first time? how does the other half of your ship react?

shitttt i don’t think this would happen in regular verse bc sav wouldn’t want to tempt caleb like that knowing his past? but i can see trashbag au caleb maybe trying to get sav to do shit with him. which she might….at least try it?? but obvs this would be before he like REALLY spiraled because otherwise she’s trying to get him off drugs

is secretly terrified of horror movies and yet watches them all the time bc its something the other half of your ship loves?

neither of them are necessarily terrified of them but sav will watch them because it gives her an excuse to snuggle up to caleb more

talks in their sleep? does their partner record it and call them out, or not tell them and keep it as a secret so they can keep enjoying it?

caleb probably talks in his sleep. and sav would def record it lol. she’s not good with secrets tho so it prob wouldn’t last long

brings up the conversation of marriage + babies? how does the conversation go?

caleb ofc is the one to bring it up lol. the first time it happens… prob doesnt go over well. cause sav is like ‘lol no’ but i think the longer they are together, the easier the convo would be the more it is brought up. once theyve got more stability in their lives and are actually in a decent place to get married and start a family

has to pull the other back by their back of their sweater when they try and do something stupid in public?

i think they both do this sometimes. especially when it comes to the other person?? like even if they don’t want to admit it they both get pretty jealous fairly easily which makes them both confrontational af

is more likely to pick the other up from the airport with an obnoxiously large cardboard sign? what does the sign say?

caleb would be the one to pick sav up from the airport but i def don’t see him doing this lmao. flowers? yes but not a sign that draws a lot of attention to him. i can see him and sav doing this tho when they are both together in boston and darren comes to visit bc sav would have no problem writing obnoxious shit on a sign and holding it up in public for all to see

tries to cook a meal and accidentally almost burns the house down?

savannah of course. caleb is more domesticated than her

deliberately makes a squeaky chair squeak until the other person flips out?

sav when she wants to get caleb’s attention hahaha. prob does shit like this all the time in an effort to basically say ‘PAY ATTENTION TO ME’ without actually saying it

falls asleep no matter what position they’re in + needs to be carried to bed?

they are both probably so exhausted all the time because their sleep schedules are t e r r i b l e that i’m sure either of them can fall asleep in pretty uncomfortable positions? and they’d both probably just stay there rather than carry one another to the bed

is the little spoon when they cuddle?

savannah ofc

hates thunderstorms and needs to be comforted for the duration?

caleb likes them, savannah doesn’t necessarily hate them but she prefers sunshine??? but i’m sure she likes the fact that they make A+ cuddling weather

brings the other breakfast in bed? is it a proper cooked breakfast - or just an old muffin?

caleb prob leaves breakfast for savannah to eat when she wakes up. prob not proper though. maybe a granola bar or a banana to try and get her to eat healthier.

convinces the other to go on a hike? do they love it, or are they absolutely miserable?

caleb convinces sav and she 10/10 doesn’t like it lol. she’s too city to enjoy time outside in the wilderness

can never admit they’re wrong?

omgggg both of them the stubborn assholes

lets the dog sleep on the bed when the other isn’t paying attention?

def savannah. caleb would prob say he doesn’t want the dog on the bed bc of fur and stuff?? but i bet you when sav isn’t paying attention he’s prob cuddling with the dog too lol

uses emojis in replace of words? does it drive the other person insane?

sav would do this to caleb because i think he is Too Cool for emojis lmao. and yes it prob drives him insane bc he has no fuckin clue what she’s talking about

who decorates their house? does the other come home and blink at all the pastel pink and force a smile despite how much they hate it?

probably joint effort, but sav more than caleb. he probably wants to keep things pretty minimal, but sav wants things more cozy. but never in her life would she paint anything pastel pink so i think theyre ok.

is more likely to get into a fight to defend the other?

both of them. but i think caleb would need to defend savannah more.

is constantly spewing random facts about absolutely anything and everything? does it annoy the other person or do they find it all interesting?

savannah bc u know she absorbs all the questions/answers from trivia night at the bar and is pretty keen on telling everyone and anyone who will listen about all the shit she learns

is the lovey dovey drunk?

ew savannah lmao she turns into clingy ass bitch for sure

laughs at their own jokes? does the other laugh at the joke… or at their partner?

caleb prob and he is def gonna be That Dad with all the dad jokes too when they have kids. i’m sure sav laughs at both.

is competitive about EVERYTHING?

obvs both of them

apologizes first when they have a fight?

i wanna say sav bc she hates when caleb is mad at her lol even when she isn’t in the wrong prob :/

makes the other a flower crown? does the other wear it without complaint or beg not to be embarrassed?

neither they are not this type of couple @ all

is more likely to put their fist through a wall when they’re angry?

caleb!!!! which he’s done a hundred times already i’m sure

sends the other memes despite the fact they’re laying in bed next to each other?

savannah. probably when he is reading important shit for work and school and she’s forcing herself to stay awake just cause he is. so that’s how she entertains herself and distracts the hell out of him

wears the others clothes the most?

sav wears caleb’s bc otherwise that’d be weird

pranks the other on a near constant basis? how does the other react?

they both prank darren :))))

comes up with obnoxiously sappy pet names for the other just to watch them roll their eyes?

they prob both do this jokingly like?? to see who can come up with the worst ones

forgets their anniversary?

caleb does in the trashbag au FOR SUREEE and it basically breaks sav’s heart into a trillion pieces !!!

is impulsive and makes big choices for them without stopping to think through what it all means?

savannah lmao everything she does is based on impulse

writes cute messages for the other on the bathroom mirror when they have a shower?

sav

has to do the dishes because the other gags any time they stick their hands in the water?

neither of them like doing dishes but for a different reason?? so they prob take turns so it’s fair

jumps into the pool without testing the temperature, and who dips their toes in first?

sav would jump in and caleb would dip his toes in first i think?

tries to kill bugs in the house… and which one stops them and gets the bug out of the house alive and well?

caleb kills the bugs bc savannah hates them. so in the end all the bugs die lmao

can speak a second/third/forth language and uses it to annoy the other when they’re fighting?

caleb would know more of a second language than sav but i don’t think he would use it to annoy her?? idk if he would even remember much of what he learned tbh

says i love you first? does the other immediately say it back?

sav probably. the first time i don’t think caleb would (since they still havent said it yet…. i hate us, mainly me for suckin but u get it) then after the first time i think he would be more inclined to say it back immediately

wins when they arm wrestle?

caleb by a long shot. sav is wimpy

gets caught singing some old, corny one direction song to themselves?

savannah!! but ofc old school tay swift is always gonna be her fave

is forever forcing the other to take selfies with them? does the other person complain every time?

jesus savannah does this soooooooo much and obvs caleb complains lol but does it anyway

shows up at the others house with chinese food + a six pack of beer when they’re having a bad day?

caleb would do this but not necessarily when either of them were having a bad day? this is just a regular thing for them

sends the cheesy good morning/night texts?

maybe both of them. sav’s would be more sappy tho.

can never admit that they were wrong?

also, both

suggests they send out a christmas card together? does the other go for it, or question when they turned into old people?

savannah does but caleb has ptsd from matching sweaters with his family so he probably is against it

is a morning person and who pulls the covers up over their head and begs for five more minutes?

caleb is more of a morning person than sav bc school and his job but in reality neither of them technically are? because they would both stay under the covers all day if they could

is constantly insisting they won’t need a jacket before they go out… and then has to steal the others when they get cold?

savannah lol esp if a jacket clashes her outfit

is a smoker and has to deal with the other forever showing them gross photos to try and convince them to quit?

they both smoke so???? lmao

decides they need to go on a health binge and throws out all the sugary food in the house? how does the other react?

caleb tries to do this all the time @ sav’s and it never goes over well :/

holds all the important documents when they’re travelling? why?

caleb because savannah would def lose them

hates flying? how does the other help them relax before/during/after a flight?

savannah doesnt like it initially so caleb would help her through it but i feel like after she goes to boston a couple of times by herself she gets used to it?

is more likely to suggest a lil fool around in the bathrooms at a club? how does the other react?

savannah probably suggests it, but caleb isnt against it

plans a night of boardgames for date night, and who plans a romantic dinner at a fancy restaurant?

neither of them are board game ppl?? and i think they say the fancy dinners for anniversaries so

cries watching the news?

neither!!

teases the other one for having a crush on them… despite the fact they’ve been dating for a year?

savannah prob teases caleb about this bc for sooo long they tried to keep things casual but it didn’t work and she was always the one that wanted to make it official so she’s prob still super proud of herself

believes in aliens?

sav more so than caleb

is constantly leaving the lights on in every room in the house?

savannah until caleb gives her shit for running up the electric bill

rocks the seat on the ferris wheel?

savannah

is a terrible liar?

100000% savannah lol

is always reading the other their star sign despite the fact they don’t believe in any of it?

savannah reads them and probably does believe in it?? caleb always tries to tell her that it’s full of shit

who panics when mercury goes into retrograde?

neither

insists they watch documentaries to broaden their knowledge?

caleb lol

is constantly renovating part of their house but not finishing one thing before moving on to the next?

caleb butttttt is it really renovating if all he knows how to use is duct tape? lmao

uses all the hot water?

both of them together!!!

is the shower person? whose the bath person?

caleb is a shower person, savannah is a bath

is most likely to be unfaithful?

neither in regular verse… caleb in trashbag au :/

bonus questions:

what is your otps song?

they have so many i can’t think of any right now bc i suck!!!!

do their families approve of the relationship? why/why not?

no lololol caleb’s parents are not sav’s biggest fans

whose friends do they hang out with more?

caleb’s probably because they are better influences and don’t just wanna go bar hopping/clubbing and use drugs

what do they do on their first date? did they have a first date, or did they just sort of… start dating?

they had a “real” first date loooong after they were seeing each other on the regular

what is their favorite way to spend the holidays? do they go to one of their families houses? or do they create their own tradition by staying in bed listening to christmas music and getting drunk?

probably doing anything just with each other?? im sure they avoid family shit at all costs bc i’m sure it usually comes with a bunch of drama. so they would be happy staying in bed listening to christmas music and getting drunk

what do they name their dog? do the give it a super boring name like allen - or do they name it something like bubblegum princess?

idk but they def need a dog!!! it won’t have a name like bubblegum princess tho that’s for sure

how do they handle emergencies? does one of them crack under the pressure - or do they bicker because they both need to be in control?

savannah probably panics. caleb is more levelheaded under pressure so i’m sure he’d figure out how to handle it

how did they meet? were they immediately drawn to each other?

caleb became her drug dealer once he got his lil bro out of the game!!! in an abandoned gas station parking lot (so romantic) and sav was like suuuper into caleb and he was prob like ‘ya she cute’ but savannah was totes hearteyes from the beginning and would have banged him right then and there if the opportunity presented itself

what do they fight about the most? how do they resolve their fights?

drugs? money? other people???? probably by screaming @ each other lmao :/ sometimes caleb leaves which ends the fight. sometimes they just have angry sex.

#shehasnoears #long post #ship: savannah & caleb #i underestimated how many questions there were lmao

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