Down With The King!
I will be watching everyone’s povs for this cuz why not. spoilers for the king’s vault on hermitcraft season 9
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- the king issued a challenge to the server. if they managed to beat his impossible vault, he would return the diamonds and resign as king. if they failed, he would be king of the server forever more
- ren: welcome to the vault!
everyone else: booo
ren + co, who have spent a week doing massive grind making this vault: wow such enthusiasm
everyone else: woo
- everyone takes off all their gear. this does mean dwarfpulse is beardless the whole time, which is cursed
- the knights of the square table all watch from little tinted glass tunnels the whole time its fantastic
room one was cub’s parkour and a mob fight. everyone fails the double slime jump
- jevin (dare sticked to be useless) pulls a midnight black cats but the hoglins were all weirdly passive so its fine
- a brief aside with bdubs versus about half the server in pvp
- after bdubs was skain, joe, in chat is all ‘oh no, cleo we better prepare for trouble’ and im so so sad no one made a team rocket joke back
room two was cleo’s explosive game of red light green light.
- doc and etho just fucking cheat at the end and no one stops them
- cleo threw a lever just for fun and jevin got in a huff ‘fine you wanna cheat? we can cheat!’ and then immediately dies and ends up at fucking spawn
- redstone door fails and joe manually has to set it off. this feels right somehow.
- another aside with a worse-for-wear bdubs vs half the server pvp part 2. he’s got a black eye and a missing tooth
room three is scar’s pay to win parkour
- grian, having 3rd life flashbacks: scar put your shirt on
- for a bunch of people bitching sbout being broke they sure are quick to pay to win loll
room four grian: ready for top ten anime betrayals?
- everyone choosing to just skip grian’s room while he tries to convince them that its a bad idea by explaining his fae-ass logic
- grian is so sad that no one trusts him
- everyone goes to fight the king and gets fucking wrecked in a kill box, its incredible
- grian got like half the room out on the first two questions lolll
- ‘if its not lit up, its not scar safe’
- grian: ren had no supervision over my loot table >:)
the final fight was against the knights of the round table in increasingly powerful armor lol
- my first thought was cub was in netherite, but no it was enchanted leather lol. i wonder if it was as good as zed’s
- joe didnt even know he was gonna fight loll
- bdubs was in full diamond fighting a small army in full diamond and this ended exactly as well as you’d expect
- rip doc monster who i think was the only one to actually die in the one on one fights
- bdubs’s vault is may have had a puzzle, but everyone just flipped levers until it opened
results: the diamonds are missing. i saw someone say mumbo stole them and yeah. ill incorporate that into my world view.
- they reskinned snowballs into tomatoes to throw at ren in his cage and im cackling
- everyone: booo hiss
ren: :(
everyone: uhh. sorry
- team effort to take down the afk banner my beloved
- grian asks to take the crastle loll
miscellaneous:
- i was wondering where all the cursed ren heads came from and apparently joe killed him a bunch (source: gem 19)
- soup group’s training montage my beloved. impulse’s mcc audition tape?
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