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dailysarina · 5 years

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The Sarina Project

Ok so I gotta put a little A/N at the start of this one beacuse I realized I have to make a litttttllllleee change to this story. Soz. Annyywaaayyyy... I’ve decided to change the POV from first person to third person, which I know is probably SUPER annoying for you but I promise this chapter would work better if it was not just from Karina’s POV. So I hope y’all are ready for some ~e p i c~ punk!Sarah thoughts ^-^

The Sarina Project

Chapter 18: I Hate My Freinds

“Are you sure your ready to do this?” Emily viciously inquired of DJ, who just happened to be sitting next to her. (A/N: Remember, Karina is NOT narrating this she is NOT HERE hehe ^-^)

“Are you kidding??? I’m literally James Bond,” DJ said, popping the p. “I’ve snuck into like 15 classrooms already this year.”

“OMG ME TOO!” Emily said back in response to DJ.

“Ya exactly we snuck into those classrooms together,” DJ unimpressedly said. They both laughed at Emily’s forgetfulness.

“Haha,” she laughed, giggling.

“Ok lets go,” DJ said, immediately jumping into a James Bond somersault and kicking the door to the classroom. Emily crept in behind him, her greenish, hazelish, slightly brown speckled balls of sight gazing over the cold, lifeless, OPPRESSIVE, torture seats... aka... DESKS. (A/N: hahahahhahaha I hate school sum1 halp plz 😭😂)

“There’s no one in here,” Emily said after about ten minutes observations.

“Wow it’s not like I can see the exact same classroom,” DJ sarcastically quipped back at her in such a tone that only DJ could recreate.

“Just get to the desk,” Emily said, deciding to suddenly use her gymnastics skills to backflip across the room and onto the teacher’s desk.

“Wow I, definitely good enough for the olympics if I can do that,” Emily said, obviously very very proud of her recent accomplishments. Ever since she was two days and fifteen hours and 32 minutes old, she had wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. Gymnastics was her LAIFE!! (A/N: Chipotle is laiiifffeee heh XD). DJ rolled his brown orbs he used for seeing almost every day back into his head at Emily’s showyoffiness and walked over to the same teachers desk Emily was standing on.

“I saw Mrs. Bersbedasukeon put the paper with our group project partners on the third drawer from the bottom on the right said,” DJ told Emily, DABBING and pointing toward the correct drawer. Emily pulled open the drawer and grabbed the single piece of paper sitting on there. A piece of paper that could change the life of ALL THE NAMES ON IT. This paper would be the most sacred thing Emily would touch in a long time.

“This piece of paper is so precious,” Emily hugged the paper to her chest while violently popping her p’s.

“Just switch the names!!!!,!!!!!!!” DJ annoyingly said, banging on the desk to gain Emily’s attention back. Emily nodded and started whiting out a few names on the paper with... WHITE OUT; which she had conveniently stashed in her coat pocket and had just pulled out for this specific reason.

(A/N: okiiii idk how to describe this next part because it always plays like a movie in my head... if that makes sense... IDK. But anyway I’m gonna write this next part like a script so it’s easier for y’all to understand. Remember dailysarina cares about her followers!!! ;))

Emily: *quickly runs white out over a few ^convenient^ names*

DJ: *rewrites the new group partners aS THEY SHOULD BE*

“Good. That’s good,” Emily said as DJ forged the teachers’ handwriting. Then the super sneaky spy duo (A/N: “Nice use of alliteration” -Mr. Scoggins, my English teacher haha jk I would DIE if he read this lol xD) left the classroom until the next day.

THE NEXT DAY............,,....

I enter through the doorway to my art class, brushing my newly dyed pink hair out of my eyes and adjusting my lilac colored flower crown. ‘I wonder if Sarah will notice my hair?’ I wonder. Wait. WHY DID I THINK THAT?? Ugh this is so annoying. Sarah is literally the scariest person I’ve ever seen and yet I am CONSTANTLY worried about what she thinks of me. What is up with that?? It probably just because I’m a weird person, and that’s what weird people do. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“Ew your hair looks like a fairy threw up on it,” Sarah quipped at me the second I walked in the room, without even making eye contact. What the heck?!??,.! Why is she so MEAN? “You also look like that girl from LazyTown.” OH THAT’S IT.

“Yeah, well... you look like Susie from DELTARUNE!” I screamed back at her, crossing my arms in satisfaction. I can’t believe I actually stood up to her! She didn’t get mad and punch me in the face like I thought she would. She didn’t even yell another insult back at me. She just smiled a bit, and went back to drawing a skull and cross bones on her ripped jeans with eyeliner. I skip over to a giggling Emily and DJ, who were sitting at the table next to Sarah, and sit down, fluffing the skirt of my light pinkish salmon dress as I sit.

“What are you laughing about?” I say to my freinds, who seem to be cackling about something I don’t know about. Are they laughing at me?? I wouldn’t be surprised if they were, considering all my old friends at my old school started bullying me for being weird. UGH! WHy is being weird so hard in high school??

“Nooooiittththhhhhiiiiinnnnnnngggggggg............” the blonde haired girl and the brown eyed boy said in complete unison. Ok, that was creepy, I’m just going to ignore that.

“I will now read out the partners I’ve assigned for this art project y’all will be working on,” our teacher, Mrs. Bersbedasukeon yelled at us. I really hope I get a good partner that doesn’t make fun of my pink hair. And I rreeeeaaallllly hope I don’t get Sarah. ANYONE BUT SARAH.

“The first pair will be Karina and Sarah.”

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WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

“Ummm, can I please- but I am cut off by the rudest teacher to ever exist. She just goes on giving out partners like I don’t have a problem with mine. HOW RUDE IS THAT

“Ugghhhhhhh now our project is gonna be covered in rainbows and glitter and pink flowers, gross.” Sarah said, banding her head on the table. I feel like I’m about to cRY. THIS IS GONNA BE H O R R I B L E. why does all the horrible stuff always have to happen to me? My life sucks,

“Well have fun with you Project, you guys,” Emily quips sarcastically, popping the p, but I did NOT think it was funny. She gets to work with DJ, and that’s NOT FAIR. why can’t THEY work with Sarah???” At least they sort of l i k e her.

This is probably all their fault.

I hate them sooooooo much. :( 😭

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WHOOOAAAAAAAA CLIFFHANGERRRRRRRR!!! xD. Soz that this chapter was a little confusing but a lot of stuff that needed to happen so the story can finally pick up (I can’t believe I’ve written 18 chapters!!!) I honestly think this is the best thing I’ve ever written, but REMEMBER. I have NEVER written anything before this is my FIRST time trying fanfic and I really don’t want anyone to judge me. Don’t be r00d LOLOLOLOL.

On a different note........ my mom is FINALLY taking our family to Chicago and I’m literally going to be spending all week hunting for my two favorite people EEEEEEEEEE. I’m hoping to see them at least 7 times, maybe more? I mean I know what kind of places they like to eat at and where they hang out with people (don’t ask me how I know I’ll never tell hehehehe) so it shouldn’t be too hard to find them. By the end of the week they’re gonna LOVE ME! xD xD Anywayyyyy because of that I probably won’t be writing another chapter next week, but I will still be posting d a n k memes about our children! Dailysarina is signing off now hehe. Peace!!! ✌️

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wildflip · 7 years

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who still does ask memes

lol i do

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? spotify til im die

is your room messy or clean? rn it's as clean as its been in like 3 weeks cause i finally had time to do laundy bless

what color are your eyes? brn

do you like your name? why? i used to dislike it a lot cause my sister said it was really ugly but it's rad and gives me my strongest sense of personal identity gg

what is your relationship status? dying

describe your personality in 3 words or less *whomst *this *fraud

what color hair do you have? brn

what kind of car do you drive? color? white mazda 3 sedan i luv her :^)

where do you shop? idk for what

how would you describe your style? delicious thot ft frumpy skater

favorite social media account i like the hell site

what size bed do you have? kween

any siblings? older brother older sister

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why? toronto heart eyes

favorite snapchat filter? i just like that blue-y one that makes ur eyes bigger

favorite makeup brand(s) i buy drugstore lipstick and like... nothing else gg

how many times a week do you shower? at least 5 or i die

favorite tv show? i'm only watching the walking dead rn so that i guess the get down was .... so good tho

shoe size? 10 bruh

how tall are you? 5'10 or sth

sandals or sneakers? im a birks man now that theres no snow

do you go to the gym? not rn boo

describe your dream date My dream date? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment? my wallets downstairs but i have like $10 in change and $2 american

what color socks are you wearing? >socks

how many pillows do you sleep with? 4 but that's........not enough give me like 10

do you have a job? what do you do? i'm an artist also i work at a grocery store oh no

how many friends do you have? idk a bunch i love my friends

whats the worst thing you have ever done? :um:

whats your favorite candle scent? coffee bean

3 favorite boy names -aaron -teddy -adam

3 favorite girl names -betty -roxanne -sidney

favorite actor? shrug

favorite actress? suhrrg

who is your celebrity crush? id smash john cusack

favorite movie? man i love rent

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? my favourite book is always the last one i read so the raven cycle is fun

money or brains? #whynotboth

do you have a nickname? what is it? brn

how many times have you been to the hospital? uhh like maybe 6

top 10 favorite songs man, idk here are the last 10 i listened to -kokopelli face tattoo - ajj -dancing in the moonlight - toploader -feel it still - portuagal. the man -cadillac - miguel -stella - all time low -last night - motion city soundtrack -we do it different on the west coast - the mountain goats -love stuck - mother mother -she - green day -let's run away - matt and kim

do you take any medications daily? nah

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc) combo

what is your biggest fear? a mix of never having any sort of independence and being all alone! fuk

how many kids do you want? i don't tbh

whats your go to hair style? lesbian soul rebel who needs a haircut

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) it's lorge but outdated

who is your role model? i have idols not necessarily role models idk

what was the last compliment you received? someone at work said i make their entire life bearable and i was like tf thanks

what was the last text you sent? i don't work there but thx

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? when i was ..6 i lost a tooth and my mum didnt have change so she left me a $20 with a note saying to "share it with your mom so she can get coffee in the morning" from the tooth fairy and it #allcametogether

what is your dream car? camaros are sexy 69 camaros are so sexy

opinion on smoking? it's 2017 are we not past this yet u lit smell so bad smoke weed like an adult

do you go to college? lol

what is your dream job? i wanna fuckin make sports graphics lol

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? urban papi

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? ya

do you have freckles? only when its real sunny out

do you smile for pictures? lol sometimes i goof too much

how many pictures do you have on your phone? idk like 10 this phone is so new

have you ever peed in the woods? uhhhh technically

do you still watch cartoons? not rly nostalgia is fun sometimes tho

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds? ive never had wendys nugs

Favorite dipping sauce? sweet and sour

what do you wear to bed? shorts and a hoodie or like nothing idk sometimes ur naked sometimes ur not..depends

have you ever won a spelling bee? one time i lost cause i couldnt spell chocolate gg

what are your hobbies? are u attempting to know me

can you draw? yea boi

do you play an instrument? i can still sorta drom i know how to sorta play a bunch of instruments shrug

what was the last concert you saw? ummm live music fest w little bands idk

tea or coffee? i'm a tea boy now i'm not rugged anymore

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts? i've never had dunkin donuts

do you want to get married? yea :^)

what is your crush’s first and last initial? br

are you going to change your last name when you get married? idk maybe but hoo know

what color looks best on you? i look good in light blu

do you miss anyone right now? not particularly

do you sleep with your door open or closed? that shits closed

do you believe in ghosts? no lol

what is your biggest pet peeve? the sound of people.. picking at their nails... makes me want to die

last person you called? papito

favorite ice cream flavor? chocolateeee

regular oreos or golden oreos? if you like golden oreos i don't like you

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? depenz on what theyre on boi

what shirt are you wearing? a fall out boy hoodie lol

what is your phone background? it's still the default bg it's like a wave or sth but #artistic

are you outgoing or shy? shoutgoing

do you like it when people play with your hair? i can't stand when people play with my hair

do you like your neighbors? i don't know my neighbours tbh whomst

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning? both usually baby wipe that bihhh

have you ever been high? nah

have you ever been drunk? yah

last thing you ate? chickpeas like right from a can

favorite lyrics right now i'm really fixated on the lyric all somersaults through so-called art 'cause if that aint me #what is

summer or winter? sumber

day or night? day man

dark, milk, or white chocolate? dark choccy

favorite month? juillet

what is your zodiac sign leoooo

who was the last person you cried in front of? i don't remember the last time i cried probaby my old therapist lol

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