#i think it was inspired entirely by accidentally seeing text about edward having slitted eyes + inhuman strengh

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I once again have remembered that 10k Poor Edward fanfic I wrote in a fevered haze 2 years ago and never shared with anyone

what the fuck

#it was a swing and a miss of both a theory and a ship #but i WILL say #i WAS right about a master fucking a deviless and having a kid #and i WAS right that poor edward would fuck a bishop (me) #it was just. the wrong permutations #i went south not southeast you know #i think it was inspired entirely by accidentally seeing text about edward having slitted eyes + inhuman strengh #and going #oh i don't know WhY but i sure can make up some shit #i was going to say 'i didn't even like him then why did i do this' #but realistically. this was just a very longwinded attempt at denial as i Procrastinated Roof #fl #ThE VOICE PITCh TOO #his weird voice pitchiness i forgot that was the other main insp #just like... hMMMMMM.... i only know 9 other things here that do ThAT-