#i think they're neat <3

[anachronistic-falsehood]

SHIP BINGO FOR THE GUYS U WANNA TALK ABOUT. CELLTW I THINK . gimme the cannibalism rundown king

MAC. looking u dead in the eyes. getting into celltw has almost convinced me to start watching hannibal i guess i just really like gay cannibalism and i need more of it. ANYWAY listen listen listennnn. ok. qcellbit and qpac are my little fucking guys alright. my favourite boys. i'm gonna give you their whole fucking backstory here ok. ok. infodump time. i apologize in advance

so cellbit was a child soldier who didn't even have a NAME. resorted to cannibalism to survive. badboyhalo was there. both stuck in a war. killed thousands of people. AWFUL TIMES!!! goes from child soldier to domestic terrorist somehow. he gets arrested and thrown in FUCKING ALCATRAZ. HE'S STILL A CANNIBAL. somehow manages to sneak a cell phone in and uses it to threaten prisoners and people start calling him cell because he literally didn't have a name before. right. ENTER PAC E MIKE. they're robbers for a living. the sillies <3 they robbed a top security museum and got caught and thrown in alcatraz. cell has gone bonkers and fucking yonkers. weird habit of licking his lips. i'm in love with him. protects pac e mike from other prisoners. they are wary of him (understandable). pac e mike make a friend named jv who tries to help them escape. cell kills him right in front of them and tries to escape himself. gets thrown in solitary. pac e mike go to the solitary cells just to mock him. lots of lowkey gay tension in that scene???? eventually pac e mike escape with the help of another friend but cell tags along because he threatens them with a gun he got from a security guard he killed. THIS MAN IS UNHINGED!!!

they end up on a deserted island. the boat they used to sail there needs repairs and four people can't fit on it at all anymore. cell decides one of them needs to die and tells the others they can decide which one has to be killed. cell is the only one who manages to find food on the island, which happens to be apples. he hoards it from the others and I SHIT YOU NOT THERE IS SOME WEIRD FUCKING RELIGIOUS IMAGERY GOING ON HERE. OK. pac seeks out cell, and CELL, WHO IS SITTING IN A TREE, OFFERS PAC AN APPLE IF HE KILLS ONE OF THE OTHERS. PAC SAYS HE'LL THINK ABOUT IT AND CELL GIVES HIM AN APPLE. I'M GOING TO EAT DRYWALL. I DON'T KNOW IF THEY DID THAT ON PURPOSE BUT THEY SURE FUCKIN DID IT ALRIGHT. at some point cell eats pac's leg but we have no idea when that canonically happens bc it was only canonized in qsmp and wasn't shown in Fuga Impossível where he and mike met cell, but IT'S STILL FUCKING CANON AND I LIKE TO THINK IT HAPPENED SOMEWHERE ON THAT FUCKING ISLAND. ALRIGHT. IT COULD HAVE HAPPENED IN PRISON BUT IT HAPPENING ON THE ISLAND JUST MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE 2 ME.

they trick cell and trap him, telling him to use the last bullet in his gun for himself. the three of them leave the island and hear a single gunshot. they think he's dead. SIKE!!! somehow years and years later, pac, mike, and cell, plus two others are all on the same ship together and end up on a new island. cell now goes by cellbit??? and really likes mysteries and is a pretty chill person in comparison to how he used to be??? he went through copious amounts of therapy and is actually somewhat well adjusted. he's a pretty cool guy.

he's changed. mike has changed. pac has changed. they're all so different. he and cellbit get stuck in a cave and they kiss. it's weird. they don't do it again after that. cellbit starts talking to another guy, roier. they get married. pac is disappointed but he doesn't talk about it too much. why is he disappointed? he doesn't really know. pac has changed but every time he looks at cellbit he's back in that prison. one day, everyone's furniture goes missing, including cellbit's. pac's first instinct is to grab his son by the shoulders and tell him to pack his things because when cellbit sees that someone has robbed him he will go on a rampage the likes of which no one has ever seen. that doesn't happen. cellbit snaps and demands public execution of the culprit so they can drink his blood. he's holding a knife. he's easily placated and puts the knife away. cell is clearly somewhere in there. this is the first glimpse pac has gotten of him in the five months they've been here. pac licks his lips the same way cell used to. it's a habit.

their son goes missing. the president is put on drugs by the federation. pac has lost everything. he takes the fed's medication so he can try finding a cure. he sits in cellbit's castle panicking for a solid five minutes, debating with himself over whether he should leave some of the medication for cellbit to find in hopes he can help them. he tries to find a cure on his own while still hopped up on pills. there's blood on the floor. he leaves notes for his loved ones. he knows cellbit well enough to know he will come looking and find this. the thought is as terrifying as it is relieving. cellbit develops a cure with pac's notes. cellbit yells at the president, the fellow father of their son. pac only hears cell. he takes the antidote he helped develop. cellbit guides him home and tells him he's not alone anymore and never will be again. they hug. it's terrifying. it's comforting. it's weird.

cellbit clearly left that prison behind. pac never has. he probably never will.

#whiskey yelling into the void #friend tag :3 #celltw #girl i SWEAR i did not mean to go on this tangent alright. it just Happened #little bit of character analysis at the end there i couldn't resist #i think they're neat <3 #i think they neat to have weird gay cannibal sex and it might fix them #actually no it wouldn't. it would make them worse. that being said i think they should give it a shot anyway #whiskeys word soup

[x-i-l-verify]

Something that I've noticed ever since the Smiling Critters were introduced is that they can so easily be paired off into complementary duos, ones that are specifically designed to teach children fundamental lessons about life and self-care from two different angles. It's really interesting to me.

Like obviously you have Dogday and Catnap, with their sun/moon, dog/cat dichotomy, that stress how important it is to have fun and get things done during the day, but also that it's important to wind down, relax, and get a good night's sleep.

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Bubba Bubbaphant and Craftycorn were introduced as a duo in the Smiling Critter show's intro, and their dichotomy is quite obvious. They are basically the right and left sides of the brain personified. Bubba is the left side of the brain, logical, analytical, focused on math and science. Craftycorn is the right side of the brain, creative and imaginative, focused on the arts and self-expression. They represent learning and academia in all its forms, the different ways people engage with and understand the world.

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Hoppy Hopscotch and Kickin' Chicken form the sportsmanship duo. They are both portrayed as enjoying sports and the outdoors, but in different ways that highlight the different ways sports can be played and enjoyed and also what it entails to be successful at them. Hoppy Hopscotch may be loud and impatient, but she is also a team player, shown in her willingness to slow down her fast pace to make sure none of her friends are left behind. Kickin' Chicken, on the other hand, is laid-back, relaxed, and chill, the described "cool kid" of the group, but he's also described as having a ton of perseverance, more of a "slow and steady wins the race" type of person.

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This leaves Bobby Bearhug and Picky Piggy as the last pair. Fittingly, these two are all about how to meet the fundamental needs of yourself and others. Bobby teaches children how to nourish themselves emotionally through showing and receiving care from others, while Picky teaches them how good food is important to nourish the body and soul. Depriving oneself of either of these things only makes oneself and therefore everyone around one miserable, because those fundamental needs are no longer being met.

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Like fr, this is some pretty genius marketing right here. You have enough characters that every kid will have their favorite, but not so many that any would get lost in the shuffle, because the lessons each one of them would teach would be integral to the group as a whole. It really makes me that much sadder we saw basically nothing of the Smiling Critters during the game itself, because Mob Games struck gold with this concept, only to ultimately do nothing with it. :/

But I guess that's what fandom is for, eh?

#poppy playtime #poppy playtime chapter 3 #smiling critters #dogday #catnap #picky piggy #kickin chicken #hoppy hopscotch #bobby bearhug #craftycorn #bubba bubbaphant #xi writes #tbh that 'slow and steady wins the race' comment makes me really wish Kickin' Chicken was a turtle instead #just to drive home that parallel even further #ngl i've been thinking about making this post for ages but i finally got off my butt and did it #me holding the Smiling Critters like Marge Simpson holding a potato: I just think they're neat! #it'd be a shame if the game company that came up with them never DID anything with them HUH MOB GAMES? #mob games don't walk away from me #MOB GAMES GET BACK HERE I HAVE THOUGHTS-

[fat-psychward-sockgrippussy333]

Shout out to the big belly gang 🫶🏽 i love you apron bellies 🫶🏽 i love you size 20+ folks 🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽 big bellies are lovely, actually 🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽

#i think they're neat #hot #hottest actually #bodies #fat positive #fat fashion #body neutrality #:3 #body posi things #text post

[cake-warlock]

More Amanita Szarr doodles because I think she should have been a recruitable NPC that hangs out around camp and drives everyone bonkers. Imagine the possibilities of the group having to babysit a surly teen vampire who's been 13 for like 50 years and also is Cazador's canonical in-game niece who wants to murder the shit out of her uncle.

#amanita szarr #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #wyll ravengard #me: -pointing at a niche character only mentioned once in the game- I just think they're neat #yes cazador has a canon niece you just gotta go to the secret attic in the manor #astarion ancunin

[westruun]

This may be my last night alive. I wanted it to be under a canopy of beauty and wonder. And with company to match.

#bg3edit #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bloodweave #astarion x gale #bg3 spoilers #*mine: gifs #everyone in the bg3 tag: pls stop spamming bloodweave #me: i can't stop #i need to do a gale run after this #the potential #they could be SO bad for each other #and the world tbh #sorry i just think they're neat #*mine: bw gifs #gale dekarios #astarion ancunin

[zivazivc]

summer and winter vibes

#this is for all the freesia haters out there lol #i think they're neat #trolls #dreamworks trolls #trolls 3 #trolls band together #trolls john dory #trolls oc #freesia #my art

[ferngle]

im soooo normal guys

#was actually able to go watch the musical not too long ago #and i- uh... yeah #both musical and movie beetlejuice are very important to me #i just think they're neat <3 #beetlejuice #beetlejuice musical #doodles #traditional art my beloved <3 #ferngle art #i wanted to draw so many more but i kept getting too giddy #like i go to draw. i see it. and go THAT'S THE GUY! #and then i have to calm myself and try again.... #this happens with alot of things. oof

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

they were literally that one meme i can't i cannnnn't

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #vaggie #chaggie #screen cap edit #matching clenched fists of “fuck those guys” for you and your girlfriend #vaggie the former exorcist angel saying “we” ;m; #CONFIDENT FIRED UP HELL PRINCESS CHARLIE FOR THE WIN #i just think they're neat #<3<3<3

[cosmobrain00]

sketches for this week✌️

#starring lucas's n max's first fantasy designs bc i think they're neat<3 #lucas sinclair #max mayfield #lumax #(also will's wearing one of my outfits here if ur curious heheh) #byler #will byers #mike wheeler #my art<3 #I wanted them to be side by side for the Vibes but noooo the mw one just had to be too big👎

[imagine-darksiders]

Choose your date.

Not me showing favouritism between my fandoms by putting so much effort into Darksiders fanart. :]

#darksiders #darksiders 2 #darksiders 3 #darksiders genesis #I just think they're neat #four horsemen

[thebigolbee]

Mr. House coming in clutch with the tax evasion swag

#fallout #fallout new vegas #fnv #fallout fanart #mr house #mr. house #robert edwin house #robert house #mr house fallout #my art #you know that picture of marge holding the potato saying #I just think they're neat #that's how I feel about House #except I boil him and mash him while blushing #<3

[mookmayor]

the original image will not get out of my head oh my gosh

#art #ottonaut #hylics #hylics 2 #hylics 3 #hylics 3 protag #odozeir #odozeir hylics #i just think they're neat

[animatedjen]

Unused outfit concepts for Star Wars Jedi: Survivor - Cal Kestis (via Theo Stylianides)

#i just think they're neat #and a helpful reference for when I inevitably start making some Jedi 3 concept stuff #jedi survivor #jedi survivor concept art #cal kestis #Theo Stylianides

[spokelseskladden]

i'm not immune to hijack, quite the opposite really

#hijack #frostcup #hiccup horrendous haddock lll #jack frost #rotg #httyd #don't mind me just. making things that my child self would look at for hours idk #i just think they're neat #this is messy as hell but that's what im all about<3 #ebart

[fox-guardian]

[ID: A digital drawing of Oliver Banks and Tim Stoker on a pink background. Oliver is a thin black man with dark skin, locs half pulled into a bun, and eyebrow piercing, a lip ring, stud earrings, and cartilage piercings. He is wearing oval glasses on a chain, a red t-shirt, gray boxers, and white crew socks. Tim is a mid-sized Latino trans man with light brown skin, a lilac side-shaved mullet, a small goatee, body hair, and a cut in his brow. He is wearing rectangular glasses, a purple t-shirt, aqua boxers, and dark purple socks with lighter purple toes. Tim is sitting cross-legged and is holding a game controller in one hand, and Oliver is sitting behind him, leaning into him as he hugs him from behind, squeezing his middle and reaching for his chest under his shirt with one hand. Tim holds that arm with his free hand, and smiles as Oliver kisses at his neck. "Comfy?" he asks, and Oliver replies "mhm~". end ID]

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happy tim stoker tuesday have my rarepair being cute and gay

#fg's art #the magnus archives #tma #tim stoker #oliver banks #timoliver #tim stoker tuesday #i just think they're neat!! #end boys in love <3 #living vicariously through oliver with this one. i too wanna Hold That Man #also i forgot oliver's tattoos but hhhh i can't be bothered to add them in rn #also also idk what. version of them this is lol. i guess it'd be pre-avatar edition?? less angst #oliver's hair isn't the right length for that but i didn't have a real idea of Which Version this would be when i was drawing it #i was just being gay

[demonicchicken1121]

y’all ever notice that the ways that Dave shows love (or doesn’t show love) are similar to things that Henry did to him? There’s the obvious stuff like giving Jack eternal life through springlocking, taking Jack to Vegas, the destination Henrys circus never reached, killing kids as a bonding activity, sharing the keys to the box, etc etc. but there’s also other things I’ve noticed that connect back to Henry. Henry recorded him and watched him constantly, so Dave puts cameras in Jacks house and has constant access to him via the vents. Henry likely never initiated much physical contact with Dave that wasn’t experimental or surgical, so Dave almost never initiates physical contact with Jack. Henry was dismissive of Dave’s thoughts and feelings, so Dave is dismissive of jack’s thoughts and feelings. It’s the only way he has ever experienced ‘love’, and it’s the only way he knows how to express love.

one thing I really like about Davesport is that Dave and Jack both have an equal ability to be the toxic and abusive one in the relationship, and who it is changes depending on your choices. Dave is violent, unpredictable, manipulative, obsessive, invasive, insecure, and good at hiding evidence. But Dave is also incredibly vulnerable, and those toxic qualities can be easily turned against him. Jack is intelligent, and knows how to get into peoples heads. Jack has very low empathy, and can make choices without a lot of emotion behind it (whether it’s because he’s soulless or it’s just jacks personality is up for debate, I think it’s a mix of both personally.) it can lead him to be more forgiving to mistakes (like how he forgives Dave much faster than anyone else, for better or for worse), but it also makes it much easier for him to manipulate people. He fakes such genuine kindness to Dee and Dave, both in reality and in the flipside, and still easily flips on a dime and uses their greatness weaknesses against them.

#i just think they're neat #dsaf #dsaf 2 #dsaf 3 #dave dsaf #dsaf dave #dsaf dave miller #dsaf jack kennedy #henry dsaf #jack dsaf #davesport #dsaf old sport #dsaf jack #dsaf headcanons #dsaf dee #ew yucky pink man