#i work for Kroger

[cottageivy]

it was my birthday today and i can now legally drink and i don’t know what to do with myself now 🧍 like why does that not feel real lmao

#mia rambles #absolutely wild that i could’ve bought alcohol in kroger earlier today and no one could’ve stopped me #that feels wrong like #anyways i worked today lmao but i got indian food and red velvet cake afterwards so i’m happy <3

[ladymariayuri]

Secured an interview at Lowe’s as a retail sales associate

#It was an automatic interview that was prompted as soon as i clicked submit application but still. dope #I kinda hope the kroger thing works out there everybody who ive seen there has been super duper nice

[soft-girl-musings]

ily melatonin, my beloved <3

#ive had insomnia for the last 2 years and they gave me a trazodone prescription with my depression diagnosis #who'd have guessed that 2 lil melatonies would work better than the knockout drug #sleep has been shit since i was let go in jan but this past month has been stellar everyone say thank u kroger BOGO vitamins #shouting into the void here

[semiferalstreetcoyote]

today i saw a massive shiny red silverado (you know, the kind either used for actually hauling really heavy shit like livestock or for showboating) with several decorative rear window stickers, including a big one that said “CERTIFIED SHITBOX” and i’m not saying that i was listening to hear whether the engine was firing correctly but living in a pretty urbanized part of appalachia really makes you notice a lot of people with the same vibes as country music stars who have never touched dirt in their lives and own two private jets

#taking out ur 19 mpg luxury diesel wagon exclusively to go to the kroger with a starbucks built in isn’t very redneck of u i don’t think #when i say this thing was shiny. i mean it looked brand new #no dirt not a scratch on it #one time i saw someone say that giant work trucks have become ‘minivans for men’ and. yeagh #this is devastating alexa play pandering bo burnham

[hillbilly---man]

The fact that stealing images from competitors' websites is such an essential part of my job almost makes me feel like a pirate

#most of the product images are sourced correctly (from the manufacturer or someone who works for my company who takes photos of them) #but nearly every planogram has items that dont have images.. so i have to go find them #thankfully walmart and kroger and meijer etc are better at it than my company

[allofuswantgwinam]

my manager talked to me today and i am so sad fr 🤩🤩 I’ll probably end up leaving Kroger unless a miracle happens. I really liked the liquor store and it felt like my life was falling into place but i should never ever think that about my life

#I am bein poopy rn #let me be poopy and then I’ll eventually find the light #rn tho I am sad #and stressed #I just want things to work out for once in my life #I do t wanna do fucking clicklist three days and then some liquor store #I’m not necessarily sold on closing everyday but I’ll do it and maybe I’ll like it #probably not tho #I’m gonna start looking for jobs #I honestly feel like the universe just wants me out of Kroger and I always stay #maybe it’s finally time #idfk #this sucks #there is absolutely not shit in Georgetown kentucky #like parents could not have picked a worse place for me to be born #there is not SHIT in this stupid ass town #and once agasin I don’t wanna go to fucking school but my family has saved money for me and that also sucks #I wish I could use it as a stepping stone or something but no #it’s like education or nothing #idek how to plan for my life sometiems when it feels like everyone already planned the shot for me #fucking goddamn bro

[cranberrytea451]

School starts tomorrow. Fuck.

#I still have a cold #ik it gets worse before it gets better #but like #hurry up and get better cause idk how much worse this can get #I haven’t paid for school yet cause my fasfa hasn’t shown up on my bill #grrrr #financial aid doesn’t open till Tomorrow #I did everything last minute cause I didn’t know if I was even going to school #if push comes to shove I can get a refund by the end of the week #and work at fucking Kroger till next semester #cause I’m broke #stress attacked my immune system #when I’m sick I think I draw better cause I give 0 shits

[yesitsmewhataboutit]

Any suggestions on how to sneak away during work to make out with ur co worker?

#yoko.questions #i work at Kroger #don’t ask why I’m asking #y’all saw nothing… just give suggestions 🌚

[fluttershiesworld]

also i got pads at the store today but i couldn’t find maxi pads 😑😑 had to get the regular ones

#they work okay i just like the other ones better…. i didn’t want to take too long though bc i was with my friend #im going to kroger tmrw so idk maybe i’ll get some then but also that could be too spencey. we’ll see #sunspeak #period tw

[vote2]

i still have a fucking outline of a band aid on my arm can i sue the band aid company -_-

#i use kroger ones all the time. nothing theyre good. i grab a band aid #brand one from the kit at work. rough red outline of a bandaid on my arm for the last two weeks

[darksouls2yuri]

ffucked up in the crib drinking dr perky..

#txt #fr tho my wife came out of work 2day wigh a 2 liter of dr perky #or wiat i think its dr k? whatever the kroger dr pepper is

[bytchysylvy]

like that post about how there shouldnt be any 24 hour stores “sorry about your inconvenience you’ll live 🙄”. bitch who do you think comes in at 2am? I can assure you all the White Women stop coming in at 8pm at the latest. Who do think can’t shop at any other time of day? You think its upper middle class people who can afford to have one person work and the other shop? they just choose to go at 2am? You think the store is paying for a full staff to be there at 2am when they know there’s like five customers in the store? get a hold of yourself. again critique the system for making it so people HAVE to shop at 2am. im trying to be empathetic not everyone has or has known who has been in that situation, but if you havent you understand how privileged you are right? at least acknowledge that for me, stop falling for the trick of going after your peers in the working class, im so tired

#notice how its cheap stores that are 24 hours and not fucking krogers? think maybe theres a reason for that? idk #get the feeling some of you guys hate capitalism because you dont want to work. which is valid but #why should i trust that you wouldnt step on a person like me if it meant you could get ahead? #ill form a union with you but we're not comrades #you want your employer to give you health insurance i want socialized medicine

[adrianlookatthis]

I miss 24 hour grocery stores :(

#i understand why they arent around anymore #but i still miss them #and 24 diners and other restaurants #my husband and i used to have regular 3am ihop dates #from when we first started dating until they started closing at 10pm #i miss having ihop and then getting groceries at kroger #or strolling around walmart and browsing the books and video games #getting little snackies and going home to climb into bed #granted back then we both worked overnights at the hospital and nursing home #so the 24 hour places were also a relative necessity #i miss being able to go get medicine in the middle of the night if we suddenly needed it #i miss the quiet #i miss life precovid #24 hour stores #24 hour restaurants #precovid #text post #my posts #late night

[marsixm]

sometimes i lament not having a more cohesive and consistent style but then again it is pretty fun to have a bunch of camp little themed outfits

#yesterday i came to work in a plaid button down #bolo tie and my overalls #the day before i went shopping in short shorts platform sneakers and a pink keith haring t shirt #every day is a vibe of its own #i Am trying to get more general goth shit going tho #my goal is to be a trad goth cashier wigging people out in this kroger

[yuwigqi]

???? LITERALLY WHY THE FUCK IS MY LOCAL KROGER IN A TOWN WITH A POPULATION OF 1000 PEOPLE SELLING WAGYU TOMAHAWKS AT $81/LB??? WHO THE FUCK HERE COULD AFFORD A SINGLE $140 STEAK, MOST OF OUR HOMES ARE TRAILERS OR 1 BED ROOM APARTMENTS WHAT THE FUCK

#Kroger #I worked at Kroger for 3 years #Fucking awful terrible evil job #But literally what does that manager think he's doing those are going to rot and you're going to throw away over a thousand dollars of food #Both ethically and from a business point of view what the fuck is wrong with you

[wildshapedruid]

I feel like in another week of whitening I will finally be rid of these stains after 20 years of torment

#ive had huge dark brown stains on my two front teeth since elementary school #and ive done whitening treatments many times but it never worked #but for some reason it is working this time and idk what your secret is kroger brand whitening strips but thank you #maybe one day i can smile without the Fear