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kozmicmizuu · 5 months

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ok- soooo… my brain thought of smth a tiny bit fucked but the i remembered this is kny and atla so it’s ok to be fucked. so, in the series water benders are like- not really in the war, but they were basically taken from the south tribe for war reasons. the angst in my brain is that the southern tribe in this au is where urokodaki would train all of this students (yes, the past dead ones are alive in this) and then the demons attacked (they’re basically the fire nation in this).

(also in this au in my take (you can see how you’d like) the demons aren’t really demons. they’re human, but they use this fucked up branch or rather a “weed” of the breath-bending that’s the equivalent of dark magic basically.)

they just took everyone with no remorse for anything, and then they found out that water’s conductive. sooooo- torture via electricity was used to make the water benders weapons of war!!! yay!!

giyuu was considered one of the best in the small tribe (i think between him, sabito, and makomo, giyuu was the one to completely master water breathing and well- survived canon). shock collars were obviously used- cause this is demons we’re talking about.

giyuu and basically all of the tribe were just abused for years (lets use giyuu’s age as a reference). the tribe was taken when giyuu was 8- the controlling and abuse didn’t stop until giyuu was 19. basically instead of him finding tanjiro, tanjiro found him.

you can only imagine how just aggressive giyuu was, a major contrast to his usual calm and stoic personality. tanjiro probably couldn’t even get close without giyuu being violent so he called for backup from the corps/friends. let’s say that sanemi and shinobu and kyojuro were sent there (sanemi was there in case of a fight.) to say that giyuu’s condition was worrying would be an understatement.

literally every single water breather was fucked- they needed the moon for spiritual healing but we’re never given the chance to see it for god knows how long, barely any food or water. kyojuro probably threw up when he saw kids in there. sanemi was just pissed about this, a whole ass tribe was ignored by the world. also don’t worry, literally no one is dead from the water tribe. but idk of that’s a good thing tbh….

it took them literally forever to get giyuu to trust them, like trying to tame a wild animal. but the simplest thing is what got literally the whole tribe to trust them, the promise of seeing the moon and sea again. tanjiro was just happy to see the southern tribe from the stories, but so sad that they were like this for 11 years. the moment they even opened the door for the tribe- it was literally like setting caged birds free. though urokodaki was the one who told the four, “thank you” and followed his students into the beach on a full moon.

also the shock collars took some time to remove, no one really sat still at all, or some stood unnervingly still. shinobu knew that it would them literal years to recover from all of that trauma, potentially a whole lifetime. kyojuro probably sobbed his sweet little heart out when he saw them so happy on the beach (emotional bitch), sanemi was still fuming, mf was READY to put an end to this war. he just imagined genya in this situation and was like “no i im not letting this slide” and proceeded to sink the entire fleet that did this to the tribe (W sanemi).

sighhhh this thought happens from remembering the episode of when katara found another water bender from the southern tribe (holy fuck i can’t remember the name) and she ended up being fucked in the head after all.

so, does that mean giyuu can be feral and deranged when he’s completely ticked off?? yes, more feral giyuu content for the starving people. he’d be so much more intense with any threat (maybe like when azula was going a bit silly) but after the threat is gone he’s just “woopsie daisies my bad yall”

they ended up taking the tribe to the corps and basically giving them a safe place to heal and relax. gyomei ended up being good friends with a lot of them because water benders are very sweet to him and the kids thought he was cool (a little scary at first). giyuu, bless his soul, was found by tengen immediately. mf knew he HAD to befriend this guy, sabito wasn’t having it tho so know there’s sabito and tengen beef.

anyways thanks for coming to my ted talk about this fucked up lil thing… i’m not okay because i started typing this out at 8 in the morning…

#demon slayer #kny #kimestu no yaiba #alta #giyuu tomioka #sabito #makomo #urokodaki #tanjiro kamado #sanemi shinazugawa #shinobu kocho #kyojuro rengoku #gyomei himejima #tengen uzui #i had to get this out here because i’m truly a genius #i’m kidding but like- humor me….#i need more feral and deranged giyuu content #I NEED HIM TO GO INSANE #also help him yall he’s seen and been through some shit #but he’s still a silly lil guy #maybe don’t make him scared or upset #because can anyone truly stop a tidal wave of emotions?? or even fully control a wave at all??#sabito is probably more of a “man in this #wanting to be the strong figure for his suffering tribe and to make himself feel like he’s being something other than a weapon of war #makomo was probably used as a healer for the demons literally draining her of her energy for their sake #urokodaki was literally just used as a way to get the tribe to listen like threading his life if they even tried to rebel or smth #that’s literally their dad so of course they all listened #also i love the switching of roles of savior and victem with tanjiro and giyuu #i’m sane i swear im just sleepy #enjoy the angst cause this au is full of it no surprises there!!

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ne-cocoa · 1 year

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Nightmares to comfort 💖 (before they lived together)

I kinda did this one to help myself feel better ❤️‍🩹 thank you everyone for your sweetness and support

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blackhillverse · 4 months

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just wanted to say that if you ever wanted to talk about blackhill or anything, hmu on pms, i dont bite, im just mentally ill and neurodivergent so sometimes it takes me 3 business days to answer but i WILL do it.

#i need MOOTS #also this is a side blog so there might be a big chance i follow you back from my main one #and online friends bc i love having online friends they’re so fun #i’m a nice slavic girl with questionable humor #i can also talk about other stuff like socialism #just kidding #or maybe not #you can find out by talking to me #no but being serious the range of topics i’m interested in is quite broad so hmu #looking for moots #i want moots #looking for mutuals #marvel

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babsvibes · 2 years

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Season 13 Episode 5: So You Stink You Can Dance

#babsbles #bob’s burgers #Zeke (Bob’s Burgers)#tina belcher #Flips Whitefudge #jimmyzeke #rewatching Bob’s to feel alive lol #I’ve learned I need to gif what makes my partner laugh instead of what makes me laugh because his humor always gets more likes lol #uggghh it’s been a WEEK and then I come on the BB tag and find all these kids having opinions on other peoples ships #like whoooo caaaaares #I feel like I’m 52 on the porch in a robe and hiding my disapproving ‘mmm mmm mmm’ behind a mug of tea

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itspileofgoodthings · 7 months

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there’s something about me where I both draw and need an audience for my life and interests but also I can’t actually always interact with something honestly while being watched. it’s a weird balance to try to strike.

#I’m sorry for the self-reflection #teaching the ultimate exception to this! because there’s a clear purpose #and also because the kids have to be there with me and are not there because they want to be #which takes the pressure off and gives me something to naturally push and pull against #and give me (and the scene) balance and humor #anyway Idk it’s why I hate some things at first because I get contrary and also overwhelmed internally #and like I can’t perform or rise to the pressure of the expectations #Do I need to think of myself less? Yes. 1000%#but yeah

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smilesrobotlover · 7 months

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I didn’t say this yesterday but I’m so glad that the Dragon Prince is getting good again. Like I’m getting excited for where the story is going now

#idk the way they formatted the show was… different #idk if it was good #but season 3 wasn’t good because of this #it was very messy #and season 4 was soooo frustrating #it felt like nothing happened and we were wasting our time doing stupid stuff #but season 5 was charming. intense #a little more dark #idk this show CANNOT be for kids #young teenagers at most #so the childish humor is very tone deaf to me #but again. season 5 was soooo good #so I’m getting excited for it again which is nice cuz I got really worried after season 4 #smiles rambles

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theres-whump-in-that-nebula · 11 months

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Whumpers, what are your earliest memories?

Mine is from when I was about two or three. I was in a stroller, at my cousin’s Irish dancing recital. After the recital, my aunts were talking down to me in the stroller, and to each other. I was experiencing extreme anxiety because I couldn’t understand what they were saying, when I felt I should have been able to communicate with them like they were communicating with each other. I was also very tired and dazed. I did not cry though… I probably looked normal on the outside.

I also remember when I was about four or five, I went to the beach with my dad and one of his friends. I somehow found my way onto the dock, planted my little rear end on a jet ski, untethered it from the dock, and started floating into the sunset. There was an old lady lounging in a donut inflatable out some way; she said something to me, but I couldn’t understand what she said, despite trying really hard. I’m assuming it was something along the lines of “Oh my god get off that jet ski you’re going to fucking DIE, kid,” but again… couldn’t understand a word of what she said, and got frustrated because she was speaking English (without an accent) and I should know how to understand adults speaking English to me.

At this point, my dad is yelling at me from across the water, and a young lifeguard drags the jet ski back. On land, my dad lectured at me very harshly as he led me back to the car. I didn’t know I had done anything wrong, and was very confused. At some point this guy starts quoting the Bible at me, and the only thing I could pick out were the words (spoken very emphatically), “Your days are numbered.”

“My days are numbered?” cue a vivid mental image of a calendar, with dates listed for every day of the week, “What does that mean?” Later on I figured out this was the Bible’s way of referencing death at God’s hand which just made me even more confused as to what I did, until at age thirteen, I figured out, “Oh a baby who can’t swim floating on a jet ski is terrifying, actually.”

Tagging: @kaleidoscopr @redd956 @hereissomething @astudyinpanda @c0ldbrains @straight-to-the-pain

#tag game lol #I had a thing with not understanding people very well (or at all) as a child idk if that’s normal kid stuff or what lol #Like you know how in dreams people’s speech is a blur? That was how I (mostly) interacted with the world from ages two to six #My best friend at the time would talk to me a lot (she was a couple years younger) and she was still partly in the “babbling” phase #and couldn’t speak clearly at all #so I just kind of nodded and went along with it despite having no idea what the hell she just said #Which I continued to do with everyone else into adulthood; as soon as someone talks to me I zone out whether I want to or not lol #My life has been a perpetual cycle of: “Why can’t I do that; am I stupid or something?” > studying it intensely > excelling at it #Like humor. No one laughed at my jokes in my first year of public school; so I watched what made people tick…#By the time junior year online English class rolled around I had the teachers and students in stitches almost constantly #Likewise with understanding people: I zone out all the time; but I can quickly replay what I heard in my head and ask a question to verify #if that’s what they said; then give an appropriate response to it #Basically I repeat 70% of what people say to me during conversation to make sure I’m not missing anything #As a result I’m now pretty good at figuring out what people are saying if there are language barriers or speech abnormalities involved #But do NOT give me verbal directions; I can and will forget them the instant you walk away

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morvantmortuary · 2 months

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okay, so, the cool thing I said I had to show you!!

as a very kind xmas gift, my mom paid for a very special commission back in december, who’s been waiting at her house for me for about a month or so.

I got to see her for the first time in person yesterday, and y’all, she’s beautiful 😍

Rora, in the style of @stitchybutton — and good goddamn, did she go above and beyond on this one, I’m in love 🖤🖤🖤

Detail shots below (some of which might be slightly blurry bc my hands are unsteady, but bear with me)!

This version of Rora is based partially on Eva Green and a reference sheet I sent to Stitchy, but mostly on this picrew, which I loved for the white dress:

But I didn’t even realize how many small touches there were Stitchy would be kind enough to take the time to recreate in full!! Not only did she include the smeary eyeliner, but

Look

at these

details!!!

her little shoes!! 🥹

and the HAND BELT!!!!

It’s perfect! It’s adorable!!

But even better than this, is what Stitchy did with Rora’s resurrection scars:

She matched the ones on her face perfectly, capturing the reference to Elsa Lanchester’s makeup on Bride of Frankenstein

and just look at the pearly strands over her Y-incision!!!!

She’s literally perfect, and I’m unspeakably delighted 🥰🥰🥰

here she is with the boys and the tiny versions, all together at last:

(Poor Maxi, you can tell I’ve had him longest bc he looks the most loved 😂)

She’s a little taller than the boys, but that’s bc she’s more detailed (and I can’t help but think at how tickled she would be to be taller than them just once). They make a perfect set, and I’m so thrilled to be able to hug all of them at last when I put them through the Horrors lmao. I’m definitely going to have to work on a specific place of honor for them as a group in my room.

Anyway! Thanks for humoring me and my plush problem yet again — this is the last one I’ve been really wanting, so I’m delighted to be able to hug her after I just turned in my latest diss chapter draft 🖤

And once again, if you have some cash saved and want a beautifully made, handsomely detailed doll of your blorbo or your own OC, definitely look up StitchyButton on etsy! She has sales fairly regularly, you can get a 15% coupon every month through the lowest tier of her Patreon (literally just one dollar USD, and one of the few I kept when I had to cut back this year bc it’s so incredibly worth it), and she always has the most consistent schedule of any plush artist I’ve ever, ever worked with. Anything by her is a work of art, for real.

(The tinies are by another etsy artist called NoizFoxy, and I know she stopped doing small dolls for a minute, but I think she reopened?? Definitely check into her too, if that’s more your speed!)

The three of them are finally together, and I’m unreasonably thrilled about it for being the age I am 💀♥️💚💜

#and then rarae says #rae’s plush problem #stitchybutton #rora vibes #the misadventures of the tiny!morvants #SHE’S SO PRETTY I’m literally gushing over her like a kid over a Barbie 😭#thanks for humoring me and the fact that I got the ‘still loves dolls too much’ ‘tism y’all :’D I appreciate it fr 🖤#I literally haven’t shown these to anyone else in the entire world ngl!!!

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cannotfly · 3 months

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everyone please do me a favor and stop romanticizing this musical and please do not show it to your eleven-year-old

#this is why i miss it when we were a small fandom #this is why i don't like fandom anymore #y'all can't handle it #and like this is at least a 15+ show #the covers of kids singing are cute ig but please tell me they only know one or two songs and not the rest #this is not a kids show!!!#and you adults out there enjoying it: be adults about it #quit the romanticization of cannibalism and murder #some of you have gone too far #*❈ ‣ i’m a silly little ninnynoodle — ( ooc. )#tbd.#i don't even care how i sound in this rant i'm so sick of it #the way people handle this musical is disguising sometimes #i'm not above humor but the line has been blurred #t.urpin is disgusting #l.ovett is disgusting #s.weeney is disgusting #don't try to convince me otherwise

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micamicster · 10 months

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I do mainly see writing as like a fun hobby i pursue when the impulse strikes me but i really do always want to improve! So because this is a blog im thinking about my writing goals for this current project:

Try to pull back and be more ambiguous when writing metaphors etc try not to state things so directly

Reduce the amount of like, buffer words, like she thinks or she feels. We’re in her pov we already know this is her thinking

Try to make my protagonist interesting without relying on her being funny (why didn’t I just write a funny protagonist?? what was I thinking!)

#while I can see the places my prose has improved since edge of seventeen im having a harder time seeing improvement since #so I’m trying to set goals for myself idk #like i do think that the load out was some of the best writing ive done in terms of craft. it was very unserious #not in a bad way! it was a ton of fun and I think it does what I set out to do really well! but it’s very much in my comfort zone #kids. music. humor. you know?#and I want to set goals that i can be conscious of while I’m writing and see if I can improve my prose that way #I think as of right now my writing-writing is sometimes awkward and often serviceable. and i want it to get… more subtle I guess #this is not fishing for compliments btw you do not have to reassure me that my writing is good or whatever #it’s just something I try to think about on my own #since I don’t have the time/seriousness to do a writing group or class or anything #anyway! stuff for me to work on!#while you were sleeping au

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woundedheartwithin · 4 months

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It’s amazing how I am a nervous, timid wreck having to make phone calls until I hit peak efficacy of my adhd meds and then I can fucking do anything. Like this medication has actually turned me into a functioning adult and I still can’t fucking believe it

#she speaks #like I took it late today cuz I got up late so I’m functional a little later today #but like I just had to call five different pharmacies trying to chase down the generic vyvanse #and I wasn’t nervous once #like that’s not a thing that happens to me I’m always fucking nervous #EXCEPT NOT NOW CUZ IM PROPERLY MEDICATED #I could NEVER have made five phone calls in a row before I’m not even kidding #I would’ve gotten my dad to call because I’m scared and he humors me lol #but no I did it and I’m still just like eh had to be done wasn’t a big deal #and I’m absolutely marveling at that #like I don’t even feel tired after all that #and two of the pharmacies had rude ass techs answering the phone #one was SO SWEET tho #she goes I can look and see if any pharmacies around here have availability so you don’t have to keep making calls #and I was like OMG IF YOU CAN DO THAT I WOULD BE SO GRATEFUL #and she was just like of course and I’m sitting there thinking why the FUCK didn’t any of the others offer that???#like not even my own primary pharmacy offered that #anyway she gave me the number and I went #as earnestly as I possibly could #thank you SO much #and she was so taken aback she jus kinda paused and then went of course! it was my pleasure to help!#like no girl you just saved me a whole bunch of leg work I am indebted to you fr

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daincrediblegg · 4 months

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Marvel movie quip humor is going to make the class I’m taking on comedy a living hell isn’t it

#not that it isn’t good *sometimes*. but jesus christ #kids don’t understand the innate horror in humor anymore and I am going to run circles around them in this class. as usual #anyway I say this bc on this our first day #we watched a clip from a korean film (called A Hard Day in case anyone is interested) and the mr crusote bit from monty python’s the meaning #of life and all the kids in that class HATED it but LOVED the korean fil #and me having watched this film backwards and forwards am going ‘… you taking the piss?’#like I’m sorry you can’t appreciate these pioneers in humor who disrupt cinematic form itself in the name of the punchline #the satirical nature of the bit commenting on british standards of propriety and establishment that uses corporeal humor to emphasize that #point. while also it meaning absolutely none of that bc none of these dudes was serious ever in their whole career (except they were)#BUT ME AND THE PROFESSOR ARE DIFFERENT SO SUCK MY CHICKEN NUGGETS

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goldkirk · 2 years

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#someday when I’m in a better place about all this #I’ll do a story time about how kid me decided to learn about exorcisms so she could exorcise herself anytime she though she might be #demonstrating demonic possession or accidentally acting like a demon #because it deserves a really funny and snark heavy story time with good humor #and I look forward to the day where I can share it in a way that acknowledges the fucked setting but focuses on the hilarity of #kid me’s planning precision and paranormal freakout timings #shh katie #religion

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glitterhoof · 1 year

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a little bit overwhelmed by just how many toys are on the backlog of the TLC list but I think I can manage. One pony at a time. I need to make heartthrobs diagnosis sheet which should be relatively easy now that I know what I want on it

#In other news my leg is cramping and I’m DYING to play with my strawberry shortcake toys #I DONT know I’m in a playful mood . Does that sound weird #I never played with my toys when I was little because I was so self conscious about playing with them #The only time I came close was when I had a Lego set for Rapunzel and my dad wasn’t home so I actually got to play #Only to completely be disjniterested when he got hone #Now I want to play SOOOO bad. Curse younger me for not playing with my toys!!!!#if ur kids aren’t playing with their toys pro tip nine times out of ten they are nervous to. At least in my case it was #I felt embarassed and so i just got them and took them out only to admire them or sleep with them in my bed and that was it #I know my little sister doesn’t play with her toys because she wants ME to play but uhm. She doesn’t like my sense of humor #Everytime I play barbies with her I always give her a white girl voice and unintentionally derail the play session #One time we were supposed to play they were going on vacation and they got into the plane only for us to spend the whole play session in th #Plane all because my Barbie was the flight attendant and she just wouldn’t shut up . It’s like these Barbie’s posses me

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dystopiagnome · 2 years

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for a fanchild what about remus×emile

hIS NAME SHOULD BE TIMMY CAUSE UH, UM. YEAH. Also this child is shockingly healthy and well, he is wild but he is free in a way most children could only dream of. Well taken care of and loved but fully indulged in all absurdities.

#dukecani #In this essay I try to argue to you that Cosmo and Wanda colored things are in love and perfect #I’m realizing I’m one of the five people in this tag so like I’m throwing a party for us #Dukecani fanchild #I won’t bother to tag Remus and Emile cause they’re not here technically #fanchild clowntime for the baby (jones/i am the baby)#anyways kisses anon for requesting something from me and more importantly humoring me and my sailboat #now for the usual side comments:#So yeah AMAB but like give em 11 years to figure themselves out #they’ll kinda already know but they’ll finally have the proper words then even if their dads are giving a helping hand now #it’s about self discovery kids #anywyas also!! this is instant weird kid with an obsession over cartoons yes but like specifically #Johnny Test Fanboy and Chum Chum The Problem Solverz Martin Mystery Spongebob type beat #Ren and Stimpy Courage the Cowardly Dog Ed Edd and Eddy hell fucking Mr Meaty this kid likes their cartoons funky #However becomes insanely into creepypasta in middle school like the lost episodes creepypasta first and then the proxies #eventually will become an undertale/fnaf kid as it goes #[jones got fed an ask!]

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wlwadora-ble · 1 year

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It’s crazy how other people perceive you different than you do like wym y’all perceive me and that perception can either be a distortion of me or an exact mirror but I’ll never recognize either because neither of us have the full context behind those perceptions

#I was in the shower and I was thinking cause I was just watching supernatural with my mom and I ALWAYS related with dean like I clocked #fucker as queer season one during the shape shifter episode and I felt such a strong connection to him not only there but in the sacrifices #he made for not only Sam but also his dad and in his protectiveness and his need to provide and his humor and everything I felt it deep in #my soul but I remember my older sister who’s also a big fan of the show telling me I remind her of Sam because of how nice he is and being #so fucking shocked #because to all my friends and HER SON I was dean but to her I was sam and that was crazy to me as like a 13 year old #a couple years later her son tells me I remind him of amethyst from Steven universe and I am once again shocked to my core because #every one of my peers have told me I remind them of Steven but to my nephew the boy I raised I was amethyst #and I wasn’t shocked he didn’t see me as Steven because I knew he saw himself as Steven but I was shocked he didn’t see me as a pearl or a #garnet cause this is the kid who used to fully call me both mom and dad #but to him I’m amethyst #idk it’s crazy how different people perceive you and like trying to trace the context of what got lost in translation or what they see that #you don’t or what they can’t see because you so purposefully hid it from them

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