#i'm australian we're allowed to swear

[natailiatulls07]

Haunted house

Oscar Piastri x female!reader

Summary - McLaren are doing a haunted house halloween video and Oscar manages to rope in his girlfriend

Warning - Blood (fake), swearing, chainsaw (fake), clowns, spiders and a mention of the exorcist??

A/n - Another first timer today!! I love Oscar!! 🤍

23 Halloween season

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When Oscar told me that McLaren were doing a Halloween challenge video for their YouTube channel and had offered Oscar to rope me in, I was excited. Growing up I Ioved Halloween; dressing up, getting free sweets and watching spooky movies, they were just so exciting to me.

Naturally I grew up but yet I still held that love for the holiday. So that’s why I agree and now I’m in the passenger seat of Oscars car on our way to the secret location.

Every so often he was gently rub his thumb across my thigh, we were have a light conversation between ourselves.

Eventually, Oscar pulled in a car park when the McLaren social media team and Lando were stood around just talking and most likely waiting for our arrival. “Ah the couple has arrived!” The Brit was the first to notice us and announce our arrival.

Getting out the car, I was grateful that I decided to wear a large cream wool sweater because the weather felt nippy. “Hey dude!” Oscar and Lando greeted each other with a quick fist bump. It was soon followed by a quick side hug between me and Lando.

-

The McLaren pr manager was quick to fill us in with the details of the video; we all would be going into the haunted house, go through the different sections and then come back out at the end. Simple as that.

At this point though, thats when my nerves kicked in. I started to get anxious but I didn't want to show that emotion, knowing that if I did Oscar would make me not do it.

The team started to film, before Lando and Oscar explaining the video to the viewers. "Hey guys! So today me, Lando and Y/n are going to do this super fun haunted house!" There's sarcasm in his voice when he says 'super fun', which makes both me and Lando laugh together.

Lando manages to compost himself. "There will be multiple different sections to the house, however we don't know what the sections are and what they're like" I look over to the entrance of the house and cringe. "So let's go!"

We all start to walk towards the entrance with the camera man behind us. "Ladies first..." As if insync, Lando and Oscar move to allow me to walk in first which I quickly say thank you to and walk inside despite my nerves.

Once inside, it's pitch black. I can hear distant noises which I cannot describe, foreign noises. A hand goes to grasp mine and I jump at the sudden contact. "It's me, sweetheart" Oscars australian accent comes from behind me in the darkness.

"Oh god...we're two steps in and Oscars already being all lovey dovey" The Brit from what sounds like behind Oscar complains.

"You're such a child!" Oscar moans as to which laugh along with him.

After walking about five steps through the darkness, we come to another door. Making our way through the door, I'm greeted with walls decorated in thousands of tiny orange, blue and green glow in the dark dotes. "Oh this is cute!" I comment but immediately regret my words when a glow in the dark clown starts jumping out on us.

"AH FUCK!" Lando shouts, even though he is the furthest back out of the three of us. The bright clown laughs hideously and starts making his way towards me.

I'm suddenly pull back by my hand, the hand that Oscar has ahold of. Colliding with his chest I feel him quickly moving us past the clown onto the next section.

Just as we made it past the clown, the two of us hear Lando again. "You ain't scary bitch!" There's a pause. "AH Wait fuck, maybe you are!"

Oscar leans his head down, so that his mouth is next to my ear. "Are you okay?" He whispers, and in that moment I feel alone and disconnected from the world with him.

Nodding my head. "Yeah, it was cute and then that fucker came. But yeah I'm okay" I lean up to give him a quick kiss on the lips before looking around at the next section.

There's a bloody operation table, laid on top is a little girl dressed in a long white gown. Her hair long, black and extremely tangled. Around us, looks like an old operating room yet the walls, much like the table, is covered in crimson blood.

You know instantly when Lando has entered because of his uncontrolable reaction. "EW! WTF" I find myself laughing at his childish reaction to the section, Oscar laughs along with me.

Lights start flashing and we all turn to the girl on the table. Noticing how she is now slowly moving up into a sitting up position. "Oh and she lives, just fucking brilliant!" McLarens British driver comments sarcastically.

Once she sits up, her waist turns so she is now facing us. "Help me! Help! He's going to kill me!" Just as she finishes her sentance, we all hear the whirring of a chainsaw behind us as to which we all turn. Coming face to face with a tall and broad man, in his hands there's a chainsaw and much like the rest of the room covered in blood.

He jumps forward, more so my way, causing me to scream out in fright. "I need another body...yours will do" He smiles disturbingly.

“Yeah fuck this, no way are you coming after my girl sir!” This took both me and Lando by surprise as Oscar was never one to react this much openly. He quickly moves us out of the room, Lando still behind us when he says “Yeah that’s right bitch! Back off!” Followed by his high pitch laugh and a high pitch scream, also from Lando.

-

We all collectively make our way through the rest of the haunted house, coming across a spider themed room and a exorcist themed room. As usual, Lando is making little comments and screams the whole way through.

Admittedly on some of the room, either me or Oscar join in Landos terrified comments.

I push through the long bunting across the door way, we come out of the haunted house. A camera team is set up awaiting our post haunted house reactions.

“That was fun!” I comment which earns me a dirty look from Lando, and a laugh from Oscar who has his arms wrapped around my waist.

Both Oscar and Lando are quick to make a outro, wrapping up the video. After talking with the media team and Lando, me and Oscar get back into his car making our way home.

“Thank you for inviting me today baby” I say, looking over at Oscar who is focusing on the road.

“It’s alright, plus I needed someone to put up with Lando so thank you!” Pulling up to a red light, Oscar takes my hand and kisses my knuckles gently.

-

Tag list - @ilovechickenwings @carlossainzwho @ipab @erikasurfer @soph1644

#formula one #formula one x reader #oscar piastri #oscar piastri x reader #oscar piastri x you #oscar piastri x y/n #lando norris #mclaren #mclaren racing #f1 #f1 x reader #f1 x y/n #f1 2023

[risachantag]

Regrowth - feeling overwhelmed and horrified seeing all the bushfire related posts from across Australia and needed to paint something positive.

I’m based in Perth, Western Australia, we’ve had a few significant fires here, but we’re away from the worst horror stories over east. I have friends and family living in rural areas, some who’ve had fires pass near by, and it’s scary. 

We’ve lost so many human lives, more than half a million animals, hundreds of homes, 50,000 square kilometres burnt and the fire season isn’t even over yet. If you’re one of those people who still doesn’t believe that climate change is happening, please go fuck yourself. We are living it.

Spent a few days feeling hopeless and guilty that I can’t afford a big donation, but I’ve made small donations to the Australian Red Cross and Trillion Trees. A lot of Australian flora is fire resistant, I just hope enough has survived to regrow in the years to come.

#i'm australian we're allowed to swear #australia #fires #bushfires #bushfire relief #illustration #artwork

[christinebloodwrittings]

Briefly Instant (Part eight)

Pairing: Tom Hiddleston x reader

Summary: Life is complicated, always moving and working in ways we can’t comprehend. Between the bubbles and the heartache, an unfortunate encounter left a half-broken heart and a strong connection which separated this soulmates for a long time. Two sides of the story, two hearts that longed for each other painfully. One brief instant was enough to know.

Warnings for this chapter: Angst, toxic traits.

Previous Chapter ___ Next Chapter ___ Masterlist

TH Taglist: @lucky-foxface @lokisprettygirl22 @criticaltrinket @vbecker10 @huntress-artemiss

“I assume you found out, otherwise you would have greeted me differently” his lack of guilt made you sick, “Depends on what you think I found out about” keeping your tone normal and like nothing was going on drove Oscar to clear his throat to keep talking.

“Manuel told you about my new position, I got promoted and I'm going to work in the Australian division” he was proud, like he couldn’t tell the weight of his betrayal, “Congratulations! Although I wish I had known this from you, in person at least” the truth in your voice at all times, what was going on? He thought you were going to at least be angry at him, or sad.

He swallowed hard before he spoke again, “I was going to tell you when you got back”, you let out a small laugh, "I was going to arrive at an empty apartment that I'm no longer welcome to apparently, how do you think that was going to end?" with your fist straight to his face and pretty Charlie with a shaven head, probably.

"I already packed all your things, Elena came to pick them up, you can fix it with her" Elena, you thought he was having sex with her, but in the end she ended being his cousin’s wife, she was nice, "I understand".

"I'm sorry, I think it's for the best" yeah, the best for you.

“Merry Christmas Oscar, could you pass the phone to Charlie? I would like a word with her” your voice sounded happy and relieved, it crawled down his spine savagely. You heard him say that you wanted to talk with her, apparently they were together even when he called you to give you the news. How nasty.

“Hello? Look if you’re mad too bad, he told me-” you cut her awfully high pitched voice in a heartbeat, “Believe me, I can imagine how many loads of things he might’ve told you, but listen carefully love, if he did this to me, don’t doubt he will do the same with you after he gets what he wants from your poor naïve head…keep your eyes and ears open to his movements, and don’t allow him to use you” you spoke seriously, using your business tone.

Charlie was speechless, she handed Oscar his phone back and took off. You heard with a smile how he begged her to come back, but it was useless, she had left him in the spot, ‘clever girl’ you thought.

“What the fuck did you say to her?!” you had to take the phone away from your ear for a second, his shouting aggravated the quality of the audio in the process.

“Merry Christmas to you too” you remained calm while he allowed the anger to eat him alive.

“Y/n I swear you’ll regret it, what did you say to Charlie?!” did he loved her? You didn’t cared, you were once the other woman, you weren’t going to allow another to fall for his bullshit.

“I think we're done here. I wish you love and happiness, I trust we won’t cross paths in the future” or else you both would try to do something unspeakable to the other’s lives.

“Oh now you’re d-” you hung up at the sound of the sliding window opening, that, but also he was ruining your holiday mood.

“Everything alright?” you turn to see Tom standing in front of you, the lights from inside shone against him, he looked like an angel. “Oscar and I…It’s over” he handed you one of the glasses of champagne he was holding, “You missed the toast, let’s make one of our own shall we?” he charmingly said.

“I toast to us, to a fortunate encounter, and hopefully, beautiful friendship” he held his glass and winked at you, the blush creeped in your cheeks and towards your ears. “I toast to this, an instant I wish could last forever” he smiled at your words, taking in your hand in his as you clinked your glasses together.

“Merry Christmas Y/n” your eyes climbed up from his neck, to his lips until you were staring to his blue eyes. “Merry Christmas Tom” his finger was fidgeting with one of your knuckles, as to atone the burning urge to kiss you, his name in your lips was like a beautiful melody.

Slowly, and without breaking eye contact, you both drank a short sip of your glasses.

You dreamt about him that night. It was as if you were on a burning building, your old apartment it seemed, because of the pictures of you with a blurry faced man. Everything was falling apart, the ceiling was about to crack and crush you, but then a wave broke its way through the walls putting out the fire and the debris away on its way to you.

You were sitting on a calm ocean, just above the surface. The water shaped itself into him, with his crystalline hands he cured your black burnt hands, and kissed away your tears. He was warm and delicate.

That was the first time you had slept through the night until your alarm woke you up, every single other one you had to dismiss it because you were already awake.

You heard a knock on your door, immediately you jumped off the bed and fixed your hair a little, hoping Tom would be on the other side of the door, “Wakey, wakey” but it was just Viv. “We’re going to open the gifts, come on” she cheerily walked pass you.

‘Shit!’, you only had prepared a gift for Emma, you had nothing for Nao or Viv, much less for Tom.

You put on a sweater, grabbed your gift and went down the stairs to join everyone at the living room. While doing so you had the perfect backside view of Tom wearing sleeping shorts and a t-shirt. His hips were slightly swaying from side to side to some tune he was humming.

He looked so perfect.

But Oscar was still in your head, you didn't want to think of anything remotely or even slightly similar to a relationship with anyone, much less someone as dangerous as Tom.

“Good mornin’” you muttered sleepily, passing by him to get a cup, “Good morning my sweet, here, allow me” he took a cup from the high cabinet and handed it to you, “It’s not that I’m small, I’m just…vertically challenged, okay?” he saw your struggle, and he had the audacity to smirk and look at you funny while he helped you.

“You know, you are the cutest when you pout” he winked “What can I get you, coffee, tea, or maybe some hot cocoa?” he baby-talked you with a wide Cheshire cat smile, “Coffee please” you stuck your tongue out at him after receiving the cup, then turned to the kitchen isle to put a couple of spoonful of sugar in the coffee.

“Sugar instead of stevia, huh?” his arms were on both of your sides, his chin lightly pressed on your left shoulder, “I like it sweet sweet, not chemically sweet” his face was so close to yours, you had to refrain from looking his way, otherwise you would accidentally kiss him. And who knows if you would be able to stop yourself after.

He hummed in response, his voice was so deep in the mornings, it was like a growl. “The weather is going to be amazing today, how about we go down to the beach?” ‘Just the two of us’ he thought to himself, almost felt tempted to say it sing song, just to make you laugh.

“I don’t know, I kinda feel a little off, but I’ll join you as soon as I feel better” it could be Oscar, it was only natural that you felt off after that, or maybe it was him? His anxiety was always crazy around you.

“Is there something I can do?” He nudged your head with his in a playful way, taking in the smell of your hair, citric and lovely.

“Don’t worry, it’s just probably the alcohol from last night” you caressed his fluffy curls with your hand, not making him feel better about your situation, but he couldn’t help but melt against your touch.

“Okay, don’t be afraid to let me know” he took your hand and kissed over your knuckles before paying attention to the pan he set aside from the fire.

You shook off the burning blush you had before entering the living room, “Okay! It’s gift time!” Vivian gathered every package on the coffee table, clapping excitedly. “Hey, did something happened with Oscar? Tom said you were upset” Tom had told Emma he didn’t know further details, which was an obvious lie, but he did it for you to be the one to tell her about your breakup.

“He was cheating on me, for a while, he also sold the apartment and he’s moving to Australia”

“WANKER! He left you alone, homeless and hurt? I going to kill that sick arsehole!” her accent somehow got thicker, this lead that at some point you had no idea what she was saying. “Basically, he left my stuff at Elena’s, I think the worst of this situation is that I’ll have to go apartment hunting, ugh! It’s such a drag!” she hugged you and reassured you, “Don’t worry, you’re far better off without him anyways, your perfect man is somewhere, I can feel it”.

“I’m so sorry girls, I only knew of you guys coming when we got here, I only have a gift for Emma” both girls said that it was fine, that you shouldn't worry, however you couldn't help it. As soon as you got back to London you were going to compensate them, you told them, but again your effort was rejected.

"Oh you shouldn't have, thank you very much!" Nao received a book from Viv and a set of nail polishes from Emma, apparently it was an inside joke between them, something you wanted to ask the meaning of, but they immediately told you that you wouldn't understand.

Vivian received a jewelry box from Nao and a keychain with a tracker, apparently she always loses her keys, so she would have a way to find them easily, another inside joke you had no idea about.

When your turn came, you gave Emma your gift, "A menu? What the hell is that?" Nao looked disdainfully at the paper your friend was holding, "It's from the cafeteria where we had our first coffee, from when we met, remember?" Emma laughed nervously, "You make my gift look pathetic" she said, handing you the last wrapper on the table, a long one, "A silicone spatula" Tom had come in to say that breakfast was ready, he was lucky to hear you explain your gift, only to be utterly disappointed in his sister afterwards.

"As I saw that yours was about to break, I wanted to buy you something useful" she tried to fix the situation, but it was impossible. The object still had the sticker with the price, but that wasn’t the problem, it was just a spatula. If the idea had been yours, you would have bought one with drawings or something that would make it fun, not just an orange one that you can easily find in the supermarket.

“You’re so thoughtful, thank you Em” You hid your pain with a smile, you didn't care what she gave you, but you wanted something with meaning. You two had been doing it like this for six years, and this time she decided to go cold? It was because of Nao and Viv, Emma had always changed her personality around other people, it was something you hated about people in general, but even more so if that someone belonged to your close circle, like her.

“Breakfast is getting cold” Tom broke the moment, “Let’s hurry then, thank you Tom” Viv walked out first, then Nao and Emma, but you stayed behind, “Thank you, for not telling Emma about Oscar” he smiled and patted your back, “It was your right to tell her” when none of the girls were looking, you stood on your tiptoes and pecked his cheek.

“Much appreciated” you shily said and walked out of the room quickly, leaving him red blushing and frozen in place. Your lips were so soft.

When it was about four in the afternoon, when the sun doesn't do so much damage, Tom got ready to go out, however, since breakfast he had seen you in low spirits, so he decided to go see how you were before going down to the bay

"Y/n, it's me, can I come in?" He knocked on your door, "Yeah, uh, shit, wait a minute!" he heard you walk rapidly around your room, then the door opened. The swimsuit you were wearing was more revealing than the last one, which is why he had a hard time trying not to look too much.

“You just caught me trying this out” ‘So moments ago you were’ he was a mess inside, “You look very lovely” you had thought that it looked badly on you, but his words made you see yourself differently, feel differently. You would someday admit out loud that he made you feel beautiful.

“Are going down to the beach?” he asked, keeping himself near to the door, he felt if he stepped further inside he would be intruding, “Oh yeah, but, could you be a dear and help me out?” you handed him the sunscreen bottle, “I need some in my back, if you don’t mind” turning your back on you, you tied your hair up, hiding how nervous you were of the thought of his hands on your body.

"Of course".

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[harr-will-blog]

The best DMC I've ever had.

A Staff member on my Minecraft Server, Iris (pylonsbro), connects with Minechat. A 60MIN+ Conversation Ensues.

Harrison: Hi

Iris: Hey, just seeing how things are going ~

Harrison: Thanks for that ~

Iris: I'm on minechat.

Harrison: By the way, we filled the second owner spot!

Iris: You can't teleport me, and yeah, Justin told me.

Harrison: I teleported you out of Hub, to get you out of there.

Iris: Oh ok, aha. Sorry, and thanks for that ~

Harrison: Iris, there's a way out now, go to the end of the path with the sign, and step on the pressure plate.

Iris: Yeah, I saw that before.

Harrison: Does it not work?

Iris: Nah, it worked. Nice, that's something I've been waiting for. I wish I could show you my house.

Harrison: Hold on, let me De-Op myself and try the sign. I've got console, so I can Re-Op myself.

Iris: Wait a sec...

Harrison: Ok, it works.

Iris: Where am I?

Harrison teleports to Iris to see where she is.

Harrison: You're in an awesome man cave -- An empty one, but still awesome.

Iris: That's my home (^_^)

Harrison: I know :D

Iris: I think it's mad (^_^)

Harrison: Same here ~ I will add detail for you, tell me what you think.

Iris: Yeah, thanks, I can't see it though...? I'm on my iPhone.

Harrison: Well, when you get on PC.

Harrison sets his game mode to creative.

Harrison: By the way, I might not even need OP, because of the way I set it up ~

Iris: (^_^) Yeah, I'm out for the night, having a bit of fun (^_^)

Harrison: Bye :P

Iris: Wait, where are you from?

Harrison: [REDACTED: PERSONAL INFORMATION], Allenwood, PA. Mail me if you can pls. Notice meh.

Harrison: So, basically Pennsylvania.

Iris: (^_^) I only wanted the country ~

Harrison: US. The U.S. of A. The You Esp Of A. The You Esp of Ayy Lmao...

Iris: (^_^) Mad, what's the time there?

Harrison: It's 11:06 AM

Iris: Ayee Canadian (*_^)

Harrison: I'm listening to OMFG - I Love You ~ Oh wait, it just ended.

From this point on the conversation becomes deep and personal.

Iris: (^_^) You're very detailed tonight, it's 1:10 AM Here. 1:08 to be exact.

Harrison: It's called "Stimming" and it's an ADHD thing, being very specific.

Iris: Yeah, I sound a bit like you.

Harrison: If you had ADHD you'd know what I mean.

Iris: I don't have ADHD ~

Harrison: Oh.

Iris: What makes you think I do?

Harrison: I didn't say you did, I said "If" you did.

Iris: "Oh" (^_^) -- You sound upset that I don't have it

Harrison: I don't get upset. Well, maybe sometimes.

Iris: Everyone gets upset.

Harrison: Yeah, I suppose, but I get upset less.

Iris: I get upset for no reason most days.

Harrison: I'm usually as calm as could be, some people are more mild like that. :P

Iris: I've like, suffered from fucking depression and shit, so I'm trying to be chilled.

Harrison: I've had a fine life -- Even finder than sir Moustache's Moustache.

Iris: I have a perfect life too, I get everything I want. Perfect Family, Boyfriend, and Yes.

Harrison: Same here -- I don't have a Girlfriend.

Iris: But it it's about what people have and don't have to get depression, it's a sickness.

Harrison: Yeah, it's a state of mind, an imbalance of Seratonin to Melatonin.

From this point on the conversation becomes very deep.

Iris: Yeah -- Getting more personal here, have you ever tried weed?

Harrison: Hello? You're talking to a stoner.

Iris: Is this legit?

Harrison: Yeah ~

Iris: Maddest cunt right here -- Might explain the "not getting upset" part.

Harrison: Truly?

Iris: Yes cunt, Harrison, you're a mad guy ~ Sorry for language

Harrison: I am very mad >:D -- just kidding xD

Iris: I had a couple cones tonight bruh ~

Harrison: Do you mean scones? Cuz you're Canadian.

Iris: I'm not Canadian...

Harrison: Oh, whoops...

Iris: I'm Australian, bloody oath mate ~ Do you know what cones are aye?

Harrison: I was thinking Australia and typed Canada, not sure why.

Iris: (^_^) Okay ~ Bro, do you know what cones are aye? You aren't a stoner if you don't.

Harrison: One sec, my mom's calling me... shit, I hate her, really.

[...]

Harrison: She's telling me to eat.

Iris: Avoiding the question (^_^) Nah, all good. Oh, eat then man.

Harrison: Nah, I just don't want to talk about weed, that's what it is.

Iris: Why's that, Harrison, you can honestly trust me with your life. I'm good at keeping secrets, I promise.

Harrison: It's just a pet peeve, sorry.

Iris: What does that mean?

Harrison: Look it up ~

Iris: Ok, if I must, be right back.

[...]

Iris: You hate it? You think weed's annoying?

Harrison: No, I just think talking about it too much is.

Iris: Do you think I'm annoying?

Harrison: No ~

Iris: (^_^)

Harrison: Jinx ~

Iris: Nah, it's all good, respect.

Harrison: By the way, I use a vaporizer, I never used a bong. Smoke makes me sick.

Iris: Oh yeah, so it's not a regular thing?

Harrison: No, a vaporizer is like, where the THC is in a vapor, instead of a smoke.

Iris: Nah, sorry, just forget about it, I don't want to make you uncomfortable.

Harrison: I hope that clears up not knowing about "Cone."

Iris: Yeah, I thought for a second you might be fake, but I see now I was wrong.

Harrison: It happens to the best of us.

Iris: You've probably had enough of me...

Harrison: Nope, I can take you all day :D

Iris: That sounds a little weird, but okay :D

Harrison: I'm listening to a song that says "You must be out of your mind."

Iris: Am I out of my mind?

Harrison: No, you're yourself. I try to be fair, honest and determined.

Iris: Yeah, I just try to do the right thing, if someone's struggling I'll be there for them.

Harrison: ADHD is what made einstein smart, but I don't know about my skills.

Iris: Even if it kills me, I'll be there to help them -- Even if I hate them.

Harrison: I'm not doing to hot in my courses, despite being a quick learner and very creative.

Iris: I can't think of one person I even hate though.

Harrison: Me neither. The exception is my mom, in a sarcastic way xD

Iris: Ah yeah ~ I feel like we're having a good deep conversation.

Harrison: Same here (^_^) -- There was this one kid who looked into my eyes in-game and left. They're red.

Iris: Woah, wait, I'm confused as fuck! ~ Sorry for Swearing...

Harrison: Most times I have the hat layer on, a pair of sunglasses and headphones.

Iris: Still confused...

Harrison: I mean like, my minecraft skin.

Iris: Oh.

Harrison: So yeah, when I disable my hat layer, this kid left the game.

Iris: They can't handle the red eyes, huh? (^_^)

Harrison: Nope xD

Iris: I think I'm catching on, do you have red eyes? (In-game)

Harrison: Yeah, in game. *COUGH* irl too *COUGH*

Iris: (^_^) You should get eye contacts, I have cat cat eye ones.

Harrison: What do you mean? Will they cover it up? (The white (or red) part)

Iris: No, it just covers the iris.

Harrison: Oh, that's dissapointing. :/

Me and Iris reveal our names to eachother for the first time.

Iris: Iris, that's also my name :3

Harrison: That's a really cool name ~ It sounds magical as could be, loving it!

Iris: Ah yea (^_^) You wouldn't tell me yours would you?

Harrison: Sure, I'm Harrison. Harrison Bruce Micheal Smith. Two middle names :)

Iris: Ah, I like it!

Harrison: But when I grow up, I will change it to Harrison Jenson Angelia Williamson.

Iris: Ooh :)

Harrison: H-JAW for short.

Iris: That's a mouthful, but hey, as long as you like it :D -- It's smart.

Harrison: That's a little codename I made up when I was 7 or so.

Iris: Aw (^_^) That's so cute!

Harrison: The whole point is to be unique. I bet nobody has that name.

Iris: Same here, I've never met anyone with my name before.

Harrison: Basically, my birthname is Williamson, so then I just used a random name generator for the middle names!

Iris: Magic, I love it!

Harrison: The factors combine to make the ultimate name!

Iris: You're actually one of a kind ~ I hardly ever find someone to talk to for this long.

Harrison: I am a conversationalist, so, yeah.

Iris: I like it, you're cool :)

Harrison: This is probably why I never get things done :P

Iris: (^_^) Yeah ~ I always get distracted.

Harrison: Thing is, when I actually do something I'm usually pretty good at it, and that's what counts.

Iris: Well, it shows, you have a fucking amazing server. -- Sorry for Swearing...

Harrison: Swearing is cool with me :P

Iris: Sorry, I just don't want to disrespect you or like, make you upset or something.

Harrison: I don't care, I don't give a shit (`^_^`)

Iris: (:^_^:) But is swearing allowed in this server?

Harrison: Of course

Iris: Yeah, awesome, first swear word I've head you say :)

Harrison: It's all about context, if it's hate swearing then no, but emphasis is fine.

Iris: You know it's a fact that people who swear a lot are honest people.

Harrison: Well then call me a liar cuz I used to swear a bunch.

Iris: Yeah, I swear all the time, and I hate lying.

Harrison: Emphasis: I used to swear a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot!

Iris: (^_^) Ok, I get it, I'll never lie, and I don't want to be lied to.

Harrison: Thing is, I always hit a brick wall when lying.

Iris: What do you mean?

Harrison: Well, I've tried lying before and I always end up telling the truth, even if I don't get caught.

Iris: Well, that's a good thing.

Harrison: Agreed, and I can hardly ever keep a personal secret. I can keep yours though :)

Iris: We'll have to wait and see on that one (^_^) Lol, no it's all good.

Harrison: So, I can lie and deceive fluently, but I end up avoiding it because morality and shit.

Iris: I'm the same way man.

Harrison: Oh, by the way I'm a Mormon. And I do weed. Thug Lyfe Bitch!

Iris: Hah, you're a mad cunt bro, honestly.

Harrison: Yeah, Mormons forbid that kind of indulgence. Well, most of them that is (*_^)

Iris: Woah, you're a Mormon?

Harrison: Loosely, yeah. I just have to go with my parents to church, it's not really religious.

Iris: So you can't do sports on Sunday, hey?

Harrison: No, but that's irrelevant, cuz I never got into sports anyways.

Iris: Well, I'm a state basketballer.

Harrison: Cool, so yeah, I don't do sparts, I don't watch sparts, nothing.

[..]

Harrison: Lol, sparts... Spartaaa!!!

Iris: Haha :)

Harrison: Wtf how did I to a double type... I mean typo...

Iris: Ehm...

Harrison: Oh, wow, I typo'd on the word typo.

Iris: Haha -> Ha -> H -> He -> Hell -> Hello -- Illuminati. You think you're cool.

Harrison: I think I'm just another guy, doing what he thinks is right, and never stops 'till he's finished the job.

Iris: Well, I think you're cool. Even though you are very talkative :{

Harrison: Wtf is that face, haha :3

Iris: Idk lol.

Harrison: But yeah, determination is my core, it can branch out into many directions but you can always trace it back to my determination.

Iris: Well, I should go, I didn't bring a charger and my phone's like, dead. Oh, and I need to be home in a few hours (^_^)

Harrison: Oh shit, that's quite a convo stopper, damn son!

Iris: I'm sorry :(

Harrison: Look, remember when u did the illuminati thing?

Iris: Yeah

Harrison: My modification is: Haha -> Ha -> H -> He -> Hell -> No. Hell Nah man!

Iris: (^_^) Hell yeah!

Harrison: No.

Iris: OOH THE FULL STOP, You mad bro?

Harrison: [Thinks for a moment] No. But WOW!

Iris: (^_^) Yeah, right on, I'm off, we'll talk another time, maybe tomorrow.

Harrison: I've been in your base area this whole time, the outside is even better!

Iris: See ya soon!

Harrison: Wait ~ One more sec.

Iris: You realize everything you do for me on this server is REALLY appreciated. A lot.

Harrison: Thanks, bye.

Harrison Kicks Iris off the server, with reason "Leave the fancy way.."

Iris Rejoins the game.

Iris: Wtf, did you kick me?

Harrison: The reason was "Leave the fancy way", did you see it?

Iris: Yes I did, but why, I didn't like it.

Harrison: Oh, it was meant to be funny, sorry about that.

Iris: Oh ok, I though you were being a dick, sorry I took it the wrong way.

Harrison: Hell -> No.

Iris: (.^__^.) OMG XDDD :D -- I don't want to leave :(

Harrison: I know the feeling.

Iris: Sorry, I'll let you do what owners do on servers, cya man, best DMC Ever!

Harrison: Bye!

[..]

Harrison: Wait, what's DMC?

Iris abruptly leaves the game.

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