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#I HATE IT HERE I HATE IT HERE I HATE IT HERE I #it was one of my fav disney as a kid this is IT i quit goodbye #ichatalks #ichasalty #its getting notes without even me tagging it goodness #guess it cant hurt to tag it #disney #hercules

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I understand the need to isolate Mina due to her psychic link to Dracula, but i think there should be an alternative of: if Dracula is going to spy on her? Take advantage of that. By having Mina stay alone with van Helsing while van Helsing is elaborating on every single metaphors he’s ever used that are unrelated to vampire hunting.

Defeating the Count by making sure that if he spies on Mina, he would just get the longest, most incomprehensible corn monologue in the world so much so that it just gives him a headache. This is a perfect plan, how to i tell the hunting team that,

#dracula #dracula daily #ichatalks

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JSHSKDHDKDBDKDHD

#ichatalks #gackt #to find this post again

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#ichatalks #mario movie #i can't stop thinking about it i didn't even watch the EN trailer #just the JPN and the FR ones #and then i saw someone do a compairaison of the Wahoo and i was just holy shit it's THAT bad #anyway euphoria moment. #mamoru miyano

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out of all the things to expect from Dracula, i didn’t expect to see, in the text, van Helsing going “oh my GOD we’re ACTUALLY a polycule”

#LIKE WE CALL IT THE POLYCULE AS 21TH CENTURY READERS #I DIDNT EXPECT TO SEE VAN HELSING SAY - VERBATISM - #'Then this so sweet maid is a polyandrist and i am a bigamist' #LIKE. IT'S TEXT. LMAO. #ichatalks #dracula daily #Jack going 'i don't see how it is funny' but tbh i've been laughing ever since Arthur said giving Lucy blood was like marriage #bc i leaped to the same thought as Van Helsing and then the text just confirms it

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🫡 fellow booper. thank you for your hard work.

(you can max up the received boops i know it--)

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no way that's the anniversary of this blog.

happy 12 years of absolute fucking nonsense.

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how do i remove that creepy clown from staring at me on my dashboard

#also don't click on it if you have paranoia or similar stuff #it replaces your background with ominous messages and stuff #i know it's onepiece related promo but it's a warning for ppl who might need it #meanwhile i want the clown gone i do not care for OP let alone like this #ichatalks

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now Twitter is making so many jokes about the Sexyman poll killing the Queen and this is so fucking funny, november 5th 2020 energy on the TL today

#also it's happening at the same time there's a bloodbath civil war in the hpm fandom bc of the finale of 'gayest hpm chara' #so my TL is a complete mess right now i'm genuinely crying laughing #aftermath of reigensweep and sans meme - the queen thing - and the hpm fandom at peak drb energy to decide the king of gays #im crying i can't live like this #ichatalks #edit: I MADE THIS POST BEFORE SHE DIED LMAO TALK ABOUT EVEN FUNNIER NOW #anyway so now official tag for an officially insane day #sept 8Th

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well. well huh.

Well since we're normal about Suwabe's characters here, happy birthday!

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Baby time

#ichatalks #dog blogging

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OK IT SHOULD BE WORKING

I'm live on Granblue Fantasy Relink on Twitch!

pinning this post, will unpin the moment i stop playing!

#ichatalks #i have access to the chat and i figured out how to have my mic work so excuse my accent if i ever reply with my voice #and i tried real quick and i think the keybind will not murder me #but it will be a bit of trial and errors o7

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crying at a French meme rn i need to share

"Frodo" from Lord of the Rings was localized "Frodon" in french, which also sounds similar to "Fraudons" (which would be "Let us fraud"/"let's fraud")

The Parisian District has unveiled that they intend to massively up the prices of the Parisian Metro for the upcoming Olympic Games, to encourage Parisians to pay before that so they can take money from tourists (fucking booo)

which led to this:

and i've been losing it for the past hour over it. help me.

#ichatalks

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this feels like a fever dream, hold on

#feeling insane about it #it didn't occur to me they may not know about the meme #but from seeing the Japanese reactions everyone seems to be digging it #im crying please help #ichatalks

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link to the video

anyway i keep thinking about this

#Gackt wisdom moment #everyday i risk hearing Gackt's opinions on things and i never know how it's going to hit me #ichatalks #Gackt

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i am so tired

#i'm so so tired pull the trigger piglet i can't do this anymore #this is the stupidest news that breaks me the most #i keep trying to strengthen my mental to deal with horrors beyond comprehention #and then something so dumb takes me out by surprise and this is where i'm just #yells in a pillow #ichatalks #ichasalty