#idk how much clearer kermit had to be about it

[thoughts-reasons]

beautiful... hair

#there's flower in her bra do you think those mean something? 🤪😉 #humid™️ is not the word that comes to mind #kermit's back is fine #she said to tell you that was neither a metaphor nor an euphemism and to get your mind out of the gutter 🤣 #no the guys were here last year just before thanksgiving #it's wild thinking about all that's happened the last 4 years #describing it as like winning the lottery is not an exaggeration🥂 #🎶take the words for what they are🎶 #idk how much clearer kermit had to be about it #they outgrew each other it happens🍷 #kermit's mailbag the taco chronicles edition #originanon

[kishimoto-did-us-dirty]

Random Haikyuu!! Headcanons That I Have (Part 1)

Warnings: Language

- Kageyama wears a lot of chapstick

- If you ask Tendou for his opinion and ask him to be honest, he has no filter. none. 

- he doesn’t give a shit if it’s god himself descending down a marble staircase from parted clouds in heaven -- if you ask him how you look, he will not hesitate to call you fugly and tell you to change your outfit for the safety of society. I mean, you did ask for honesty.

- Tsukishima has nice ass nails. idk why I know this but I know this.

- Kenma has flawless skin. like. flawless. it looks like porcelain and he doesn’t do shit to it. Kuroo hates him for it.

- (I head canon that Kuroo has had some acne in his life (although it was never awful), but his skin got much clearer in third year after he took some better care of it. it was an insecurity of his.)

- Iwaizumi probably has a really good relationship with his dad?? like they go hiking and do outdoorsy stuff together a lot. they’re both pretty quiet tho.

- Bokuto 10000% had that cringey 2010s humor (he knows all the lyrics to Gangnam style and What Does The Fox Say, and he definitely used to do the Harlem shake a lot in the middle school hallways. let’s all pray for him).

- I genuinely headcanon that Oikawa is super comfortable just burping around people, especially his friends. the boy has bad acid reflex and it shows.

- Konoha probably has some weird shit in his room like a framed roblox character picture, a hung kermit the frog, a polly pocket doll taped to the ceiling, etc. everything else is normal except for that.

- Akaashi lotions himself

- Aone can’t fall asleep if he’s not cuddling something

- Yamaguchi is insecure of how little body hair he has :( he’s very smooth

- Tsukishima also has, like, no body hair but he isn’t insecure about it bc he just doesn’t care.

- Kiyoko smells like literal heaven. no fucking joke. like rose petals soaked in the water of god himself’s bathtub or some shit like that omg. fucking queen.

- Warning: This Headcanon in NSFW! Saeko openly admits to liking to have a lot of sex. and you know what? she’s fucking good at it.

#tobio headcanons #haikyū!! #haikyuu!! #haikyuu #tobio Kageyama #tendou satori #tsukishima kei #kenma kozume #kuroo testuro #iwaizumi hajime #bokuto kotarou #Oikawa toru #Oikawa tooru #konoha akinori #akaashi keiji #aone takanobu #yamaguchi tadashi #kiyoko shimizu #tanaka saeko #haikyuu headcanons