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girldewar · 4 months
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can you please explain/describe the relationship dynamic between the deweys?
well you see, in the year of our lord 2021, brandon duhaime was called up to play on the minnesota wild. his nickname was dewey. he was ridiculous and scored stupid ugly goals (the ugliest dean evason had ever seen) and lost every fight he got into. then, also in 2021 (but later), connor dewar was called up to play on the minnesota wild. his nickname was dewey. wait wait. that can't be right. do they have to fight to the death or something - ah, no, i see. they've become dewey 1 (brandon) and dewey 2 (connor), thus inextricably linking their identities and careers together for the rest of their lives. surely this will have no consequences.
naturally the team leaned into this, especially since they're both gritty gross little fourth-liners who sometimes score silly goals but mostly fight (and lose). we got deweys merch! we got deweys not weird, wilds! we got brandon getting pranked with a car full of packing peanuts and telling connor to just 'get in the car, dew.' which we were all very normal about. oh btw they carpooled everywhere. and they lived in the same building for a while. did the bestie-ship exist naturally? or did it spring from the way they were constantly paired together, on the same line, with the same name, with the same hockey identity? were they really friends or were the wild somehow queerbaiting us, inexplicably?
in the end it doesn't really matter. they've only gotten worse & weirder about each other as the years go on. they're the deweys. connor's 'big dew' now, which the wild have tried to play off as not innuendo but who's gonna believe that. they adopted a third (mason shaw) and maybe a fourth (matt boldy, a rescue who was surrendered from a home that was no longer viable (fialaboldy soulbond)). they play every game together. they're always walking into the arena together. they play the same hockey as ever. wouldn't you be okay with just being one half of an eternal pair if the guy you were stuck with just happened to be your best friend? i think i would be.
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bruhlsbees · 2 years
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omg i loved that nsfw alphabet!! could u maybe elaborate on the foot job, toys (him sat watching u) and jack off (into ur panties) ones??? i adore your writing!!🤭
hiii, nony!! i kinda just wrote a quick lil smut involving all three of these! hope you enjoy!! <3
here is the original post for those who haven't read it!!
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warnings: smut (kissing feet, female masturbation, male masturbation, squirting, female rec. oral, fingering) minors do not interact
pairing: murray bauman x afab!reader
a/n: hiii, nony!! i kinda just wrote a quick lil smut involving all three of these! hope you enjoy!! &lt;;3 here is the original post for those who haven't read it!! didn't go heavy with the footjob stuff in this one but i def think he's into feet stuff like giving massages and having you rub him through his pants with your feet <3
tagging my favorite fellow murray whore @cuethediscoandthedrinks
he couldn't get over how easy it was for you to turn him on.
he used to love the foreplay in your relationship, love to tease you and make you shake in his arms through your overstimulated orgasm. now he was lucky if he even made it past your first orgasm without fucking himself into you.
tonight was proving to be no different with his current dilemma, watching as you lay in bed over the covers in your pink babydoll lingerie set, matching pink stockings that made your legs look so nice.
what was missing, however, was the sheer pair of panties you wore that night. instead of on you, or around your ankles, or even discarded on the floor, they were in his hand, wrapped around his swollen cock as he fucked them.
watching as murray leaned back in the chair, hips thrusting up as his right hand continued to pump his dick, the pink sheer panties loosely wrapped around him. his left hand was hanging below, cupping and gently massaging his balls.
a grunt came from him as he watched your own hips thrust, seeing as your pussy glistened with your own wetness.
"getting close there, huh princess?" murray teased.
rolling your eyes, you groaned and kicked your leg out at him, only for him to catch it quickly with his left hand and keep your foot placed on his shoulder.
laying on your back with your legs propped up, you continued to lazily run your vibrator over your swollen clit. your left hand was playing with your tits and your eyes kept locked ahead of you at murray - moaning and slowly rolling your hips into the vibrator.
"i hate when you call me that," you pouted, watching as he kissed the bottom of your foot, working his way up your leg until his teeth caught the top, smirking up at you until you nudged his head with your leg. "come on! please, murray?"
you hated asking for things, didn't want to seem so needy for him. but you could feel the mess beginning to pool out of you and you wanted his tongue to clean you up. his big wet tongue to suck at your pussy until you came all over his tongue.
but you knew, if you wanted it, you were going to have to say it.
"what do you want, y/n? come on, you still know how to talk don't you?"
whining you watched him slide off the chair, onto the ground on his knees, grabbing your other leg and pulling you to the edge of the bed, his cock standing up tall with your panties still just hardly wrapped around.
"if you tell me," murray began slowly. "i'll give you what you want."
feeling him run his hands up and down your legs, squeezing and pulling at the fatter parts, he watched your expression carefully, moving his mouth to your ankle when he saw you start to come undone.
"m-murray! i just...i want to cum... on your tongue!"
you pressed the vibrator firmer to your clit, beginning to pant as your breathing became more irregular.
as for murray, he was enjoying the little show he was getting from you, seeing you shake and squirm just to hold off on the chance that he would give you what you even wanted to begin with.
"please!" you sobbed, not sure how long you would be able to wait for him.
chuckling, murray shook his head before taking your vibrator, moving it down to his cock, leaning forward into your pussy until his mouth was around your clit, sucking and lapping at your precum while his right fingers stuffed their way into your needy little hole.
once the two of you both got what you wanted, it was only a matter of minutes before you were both falling apart. to no surprise, at least to murray, you were the one crumbling first.
sitting up, you wrapped your thighs around his head, thrusting your hips up and gently pulling his face down to eat you out harder. you were so close to cumming, your body prickled and tinged like it was on fire.
meanwhile down below, at the bottom of the bed, murray ran your vibrator up and down the base of his cock, groaning into your sopping pussy as he fucked his hips into the soft duvet on your bed.
"o-oh! murray! i think i'm gonna cu-cum!"
you let out a sob as murray's fingers fucked harder into you, curling and pounding against your g-spot until the noises that fell from your mouth became silence.
hitting your breaking point, your legs began to tremble around his head as you squirted around his fingers, murray quick to lap at everything he could lick up.
it didn't take long for him to reach his own orgasm. when your body began to still murray pulled away from you, moving to stand up and push you back up on the bed, enough for him to settle himself between your legs and fucking himself into your sticky pussy.
you were so sensitive that when the feeling of him filling you up settled into your stomach, you let out a strained groan and gripped onto the duvet - twisting and pulling as your heels dug into his back.
grunting out with each thrust, murray began to pant as his hips started to slow down, his pace becoming staggered as his cock twitched inside of you, unable to take the feeling of your warm wet pussy around his swollen and sensitive cock.
his final thrust stuttered into you, listening to you whine and your pussy twitch around him. he let out another grunt that slowly became groans as he came deep inside of you. once you both finished and he came to his senses, murray moved back a little, watching as the mixture of both of your cums slowly leaked out of you and onto the duvet covers.
"mmm god, you made such a mess," he dragged his hands down your legs before turning you onto your side a little, spanking your ass once before he pulled away from you entirely.
you felt him crawl behind you as you rolled onto your side, catching your breath while he settled behind you, his dominant hand coming around your waist to pull you to him.
"see, princess? was it so hard for you to just say what you want?" murray teased, kissing the back of your head.
rolling your eyes, you shook your head and leaned back into him, tsking and crossing your arms.
"i hate it when you call me that." you said defeated.
smiling, murray squeezed you in his arms before closing his eyes.
"i know... princess."
it was almost worth the sharp jab of your elbow to his ribs - almost.
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possessed-nia · 1 year
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thank you for the tag @thatgirlfromhotelcalifornia!!! luv u <3
1. If you were to attend a costume party tonight, what or whom would you go as?
could do lydia from beetlejuice but prolly the cartoon version, maybe misa from death note? or lidl grimes met gala 2018 x)
2. What are your choice of toppings on a hamburger? And do you prefer gas or charcoal grilling?
don't mind the ketchup and mayo, last time i cooked burgers i also added fresh garlic and some curry powder,was delicious. Also love the sauce in tasty cheese from mcdonald's!!Any veggies go for me (i do love some pickles), i don't think i have a preference in grilling but i don't like burger king one's, it feels like fake smoke
3. You are chosen to have lunch with the President. The condition is you only get to ask one question. What do you ask?
i would ask my president how he's doing honestly, he's been through a lot with the war, can't even imagine the stress he has
4. It’s your first day of vacation, what are you doing?
def trying out some food and it would mostly be a chill day,just look at what i have around the area i live
5. What is your concession stand must-have at the movies?
mandatory salty snacks!! can't go through a movie with just sweets and i do prefer more chips or popcorn
6. Which do you dislike most: pop-up ads or spam email?
pop-up ads esp if they are in the middle of my screen or mess with the reading
7. What do you think Captain Hook’s name was before he had a hook for a hand?
captain annoying, i kinda hate looking at him dunno
8. Rock, paper, or scissors?
rock
9. How long was it from ‘the first date’ until the proposal of marriage? How long until the wedding?
not there yet
10. Which is worse, being in a place that is too loud, or too quiet?
too loud especially if those are primarily kids' noises
11. What is one quality that you really appreciate in a person?
honesty but not the one where they are being an asshole about it
12. At the good old general store, what particular kind of candy would you expect to be in the big jar at the counter?
tbh i see it not as the candy but those small chewing gums
13. What is the most distinguishing landmark in your city?
in my native city it's def Cossacks Sich, love this place <3
14. Everyone hears discussions that they consider boring. What topic can put you to sleep quicker than any other?
mostly any that i'm not interested in and don't care to be interested in, could even be fandoms of my friends, i don't mind hearing about them occasionally bu i can't hold the convo for more than 5-10 mins
15. How many times did it take you to pass your drivers test?
never done any heh
16. If you had to have the same topping on your vanilla ice cream for the rest of your life, what topping would you choose?
peanut butter and maybe salted caramel, but peanut butter alone would be enough
17. What food item would need to be removed from the market altogether in order for you to live a healthier, longer life?
chips because i'm addicted to them
18. You are offered an envelope that you know contains $50. You are then told that you may either keep it or exchange it for another envelope that may contain $500 or may be empty. Do you keep the first envelope, or do you take your chances with the second?
hm, i'll keep the 50 i think but also depends on my gambling mood :D
19. If you had to choose, which would you give up: TV, or internet?
def tv, don't have any already
20. Who is your dream girl or boy from movies/tv?
not from live action stuff is obviously matt from death note and i don't even wanna elaborate on that don't think i even have any dream char from any live action stuff
21. Have you ever met a celebrity?
yes c:
22. What kind of lunch box did you have as a kid?
just a translucent one with the green lid c:
dunno who to tag honestly, if you see this and want to do this feel free to put me as the one who tagged you <3
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sanchoyo · 3 years
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danny phantom season 2, eps 1-5 thoughts! opening the new season with episodes like these kinda blew me away. we had multiple serious episodes INCLUDING a two parter!! also, valerie :)
see prev episode thoughts in this tag <3
-I don't know what I expected s2 to open with. but danny portal incident in more detail was not it. (also, I hate to break it to you, sam, but danny's parent's bigass ghost hunting rv def chugs more gas than those vehicles, lmao. unless it runs on ectoplasm or something...)
-WHY WAS DESIREE IN THE SEWER? HAVING TEA WITH IT DOWN THERE?? Her making the giant cow come alive is a boss move, we've almost had all of my fav animals as ghosts now <3 I also don't like how sam was expecting danny to just, haunt the place so the cars wouldn't get sold? I KNOWWW I know she's 14 (and I had a very annoying phase like this, I think I mentioned in a previous post, I GET IT) but they're HIS powers, and messing with (1) dealership will not really put a dent in sales overall because they can just move the cars to another sales lot, and it certainly wont change the industry anyway, it's more of a minor annoyance for (1) location. Also, usually people who work at car sales places work on commission, so if they dont make a sale, they don't have money to pay bills, or eat. sam baby if u wanna be an activist you need to like, actually look into these things. with as much money as her parents have, she could be doing a lot..more useful things for causes she cares about? it's frustrating to see someone with resources who doesn't know how to use them. but shes 14 so again. cannot be really upset :/
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-IS THIS A PREDATOR VS TERMINATOR VS FREDDY KRUEGER MOVIE BUT THEYRE ALL WOMEN?? you know, sam is so right to be excited about this. /I/ want to see this movie. that rules
-paulina inviting danny and friends to her quinceañera, aw! even if it is just to get phantom to show up :') and there'll be a meteor shower, and we KNOW danny wants to be an astronaut!! there's not a meteor shower every night!! the tickets are non-refundable, but..she's rich? like. gotta agree with danny, they never get invited!! I KNOW it's the principle of keeping promises, but if she was that upset, she should've said something. directly. I hated how she was like, passive aggressive about it through the episode, like you SAID IT WAS FINE, THAT YOU'D GO TO THE PARTY TOO. MOVIES SHOW FOR A FEW WEEKS IN THEATERS. IF YOU HAD A REAL PROBLEM YOU NEED TO TALK ABOUT IT. WE'VE HAD THIS PROBLEM BEFORE, SAM. YOUR FRIENDS. ARE NOT. MIND READERS.
-MR. LANCER GOING AFTER THE GHOST WITH THE FIRE EXTINGISHER LMAO
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-this outfit is everything . anytime the show does an over the top cutesty pink outfit i WANT IT. it looks like shit I wear JKASDHF I HAVE a bow like that and a pink sweater. I need leg warmers </3
-SAMS GOTTA RE-HALF-KILL HIM??? thats fucked up. but also, he finally got his logo!! it took until s2!!! this episode was lowkey very fucked and I felt like it glossed over a lot. does sam have guilt about like. kinda KILLING HIM?? I know, he also agreed and walked into the portal. but. she made the choice to redo it SO quickly (even if it was because someone had to beat desiree) and danny, during their fight, brought up a lot of stuff sam's done in the past, meaning he was holding onto those memories and resentment was building. (I KEEP SAYING HE LOWKEY NEEDS THERAPY, BUT I THINK MOST EVERYONE IN THIS SHOW KINDA DOES) which...is a red flag? and then they didnt even GO to the party URGH I know she tried to make up for it, but it really felt like Sam fucked up and barely faced any consequences and got everything she wanted in the end. I KNOW it's a kids show obv they aren't going to go too in depth, and she undid the damage, kinda, but...I DUNNO how to articulate it but it rubbed me the wrong way.
-but on a note about desiree, her powers of wishes were STRONG ENOUGH TO ERASE NOT JUST THEIR MEMORIES, BUT DANNY'S POWERS?! fuck, if I was danny I'd be like, trying to make friends with her. I know they always have horrible side effects as most genie-granted wishes do, but...c'mon, I'd at least TRY to be like 'I wish no ghosts would hurt anyone in my town' or 'I wish vlad would lose his ghost powers forever no matter What and also forget about my mom' LIKE. SHIT DESIREE IS SO POWERFUL. rewriting reality powerful, basically!! appreciate her. respect her.
-aww, sam helping tucker pass the nurse's office so he wouldn't see because he's afraid of medical stuff? very sweet. I also don't like medical stuff, I've gotten a lot better at handling it tho. but seeing blood and needles still makes me feel lightheaded x_x
-FOLEY, BY TUCKER FOLEY. I want to make my own perfume, that's so cool. even if his first attempt isn't good, he's pretty consistently shown to have an inventor/entrepreneur streak in the show, so like. I can see him inventing or making something (or several somethings) that make him $$$ when he grows up :) proud of my creative son
-I know the 'creepy abandoned hospital on the edge of town' is a joke and the creepy hospital trope is so Worn Out, but in my town we actually DO have a hospital like that! my dad was born in it, but its not in use and hasn't been for, like, 20 years! it needs to be torn down but I think the city doesn't wanna pay the money. the inside is horrible, spray painted and broken glass and shit everywhere. but there's still like, rusty equipment and fucking DOLLS all over the place. the cops drive by it pretty frequently to make sure no one is like, breaking in. (because of water damage, some of the areas really aren't safe. also, asbestos, but people still go in anyway) but also, some of my town was used in a filming for a stephen king show. So it's lowkey spooky all over. just a fun personal tidbit :) to lead into saying, any hospital abandoned for any period of time is NOT safe to quarantine these kids in JKSAHDKF like I KNOW it's a ghost trying to do this, but NONE of these parents are even like, 'well, why dont we keep them in the regular, working hospital'....YIKES. this hospital looks pretty accurate to the one in town. grungy and spooky.
-fentons are tax evaders confirmed by jack's fear of being audited, lol no one is surprised
-ghost sickness via ghost bugs. horrifying concept. I actually expected it to be a new villain, not dr. spectra again! this is a very elaborate scheme. her new form rules, love the new costume. the way none of the bg kids seem to recognize her as their old school councilor. did we just forget about that completely?
-dash watching romance movies in the fucked up ghost hospital. same.
-'oh please, you're ghosts, do you have any idea what YOU smell like?' no, tucker, what DO ghosts smell like? I genuinely didn't know they would even have a smell, I actually want to know now.
-it feels like a while since we've seen jazz!! i was happy to see her again, even if she was a head in a jar for most the episode. I want another jazz-focused ep!!
-we finally see danny doing space-related stuff!! him and his friends stargazing to open ep 3 of s2. cute :) until, GHOST PIRATES!!!!! ...ghost pirate captain is a small child?? VOICED BY TAYLOR LAUTNER???
-oh, the easy listening is ember's song instrumental slowed. 'vapor drone' THEY VAPORWAVED HER!!! ember in a pirate outfit tho >>>>. and the cruise being called m.bersback JKASDHJK. ember adopting a little pirate brother is also pretty cute. concerning this teen and little kid have such bad opinions of adults, like, who hurt you?? (how did you DIE ALSO?? im always lowkey curious about that. we know desiree died at an old age, but her ghost form is young, probably mid-20s, so I wonder how that sort of thing works...its a more mental thing, isn't it?) but ghost team-ups are always cool to see, even if ember bailed after danny took her guitar. I guess she probably thinks youngblood can handle it (which, he's been owning danny this far in the ep, so...fair)
-tucker got that sponsorship from nasty burger for their radio!!! again, opportunistic money maker king, love to see it!!!
-danny taking control of the kids SO FAST. he makes a pretty great leader. no one is surprised, im pretty sure I said I think he's the most mature of the trio, once again, correct, because he's taken on so much responsibility already. all the teens suiting up in the jumpsuits to go save the adults and taking the ship over with a BLIMP. OKAY LETS GO. this feels like it should be a mid finale or straight up finale.
-...speaking of finales. why is ep 4-5 of s2 combined into a 50 minute episode? I havent even clicked play and im concerned. weird placement, like, this season JUST started and we're getting a two parter? okay...why are the episodes placed like this? why not put this at episode 10 or something, for a mid-season thing?
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-this is also a cute dress. possibly my fav dress so far. can her parents give ME cute dresses, I'LL wear them.
-it turns out the castle fright knight was in is called pariah's keep and there's something worse than fright knight in there! lovely! fuck off vlad wtf are you doing <3 your hubris <3 is going to literally get you killed <3 'ring of rage' and 'crown of fire' are great names tho. ...vlad turning into a super polite guy when he was scared of mr. pariah was hilarious. and fright knight doing the same...I mean, it makes sense, he's a knight, he serves a king? happy to see fright knight again either way :) vlad telling him to call him tho, lmfao. you WISH HE WOULD. (I wish hed call me, too. 😔)
-so...jack being genuinely concerned about vlad...maddie really didn't tell him what happened at the cabin, did she. damn. if I was her id immediately come home and be like 'YOU WONT BELIEVE THIS SHITTTT THIS CREEPY GUY--' like, I feel like that stuff you need to tell your partner!!! I know she didnt want Jack to think she was an irresponsible parent putting danny in danger at that time, but STILLLL. maddie spilling boiling tea on him. get his ass. how is jack this oblivious to his wife's discomfort with vlad!! ughhh
-fenton wipe (tm). trademarked toilet paper.
-DANNY AND VALERIE BEING FRIENDS??? :D that was a cute moment. 'hey val <3' and 'if you like him like him, make a move, or someone else will ;)' at sam...damn!! I love her. valerie go for it girl!!! I hate how sam and tucker treat val also, like I GET IT YOURE PROTECTIVE AND DONT TRUST but if anything him befriending valerie will help when she finds out or he tells her like I feel like she'll be more understanding that they think! ALSO I feel like her reason for not liking ghosts is valid, like you haven't really explained the full story to her anyway! she doesn't seem to have any other friends after being booted from the a-listers so im like :( but seeing them kick butt together again was nice <3
-the ghosts all RUNNING FROM PARIAH DARK IS NOT GOOD, I thought he sent them to attack or something, but no. why doesn't someone just tell desiree 'hey i wish pariah dark would die' lol. once again I think she can solve every problem <3 but seeing all the enemies in one place, being civil and hiding together? love it.
-you just know danny's gonna have to clean up vlad's stupid mess. also, jack being willing to put on the ectoskeleton pants to help maddie, as soon as vlad heard it could kill him, he suggested jack do it instead of helping maddie himself? this is why jack got the girl, my man.
-ghost skeletons. how do you end up as a skeleton ghost in your afterlife instead of a humanoid like most the ones we've seen? lmao
-the ghosts just making new homes in various stores. I'd totally be setting up in an expensive clothing store if I was a ghost.
-valerie's dad is possibly the most useful adult so far, with that ghost shield expansion!!! and valerie saving vlad and danny, even tho shes been thru it already, shes still so good!!! this family rules.
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-danny: *gently caresses valerie* :)
-*then he immediately TELLS HER DAD ON HER. and his first response is 'are you okay?' :'( such a good dad...
-*me every time fright knight breathes* youre doing SO great sweetie :)
-the fenton suit thing is so silly looking. does anyone take this thing seriously
-ALL THE GHOSTS FIGHTING WITH DANNY <3 AAAAA. and the fact that pariah isn't perma-defeated, but just locked away again. yikes. he'll probably get out again, won't he? it wasn't too clear, but if vlad DID make a pact with fright knight, I am rabid. I will beat vlad to death with the fenton bat (tm). YOU DONT DESERVE A COOL KNIGHT.
-valerie being direct with sam and challenging her? kinda love that, even tho I normally don't like 'catfight' type situations. because sam has been very passive aggressive about it which is annoying. valerie knows wtf she wants and wasn't even embarrassed to tell sam, but she did tell her, giving sam time to make her own move! and sam denied it and got embarrassed/mad! and sam did have a chance when danny was about to go off and fight, and she hesitated and didn't tell him. I feel like she's hesitating because they're friends and it might make it weird between the trio (poor tucker would be third-wheeling) but if u snooze u lose, u gotta GO after what u WANT girl. smh this is a No Tsundere Zone. 😤
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