this guy orders everything online.
-Another silly ghost man for my collection-
(yes my main character ended up being called mr. Lig, its funny and i keep it.)
oh yeah @snarlesofthesewers
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31 Ik facts ~ or why Ikabod Kee is the best character in known history
Enjoy random stuff that I gathered from the game, because it brings me great joy
• He apparently remembers the names of every single guests in his hotel, like Lawrence and Patricia, but still call Fat Pajama Man like this. That, or he makes them on the spot
• He likes to eat dog treats
• He collected bowls of creamy potato, and had seventeen before he died
• His parents messed up his name at birth, calling him Ik instead of Ikabod. Which explain why we can't have more than two letters in our name and three in our surname (idem for Mr.Sob)
• Has a suspicious amount of cooling fans, there's a possibility that he collects them too
• He has party poppers at his desk
• He collects strobe lights (whatever it is)
• He has two arms, his tailor just never sewed the second sleeve and he never had the bravery to tell it to them.
• He had a spider on his forehead for two whole weeks (wherever the spider is a real spider or a previous guest is unclear)
• The way he introduces himself to you implies that he was hiding behind his desk until you came
• Recycle the aquarium water
• He collects barils of petrol
• He doesn't tell you anything if you throw furniture in his face
• He is an art thief
• His dad was a crow enthusiast
• Yep, same dad who pushed him out of a moving vehicule (and that he forgave for it)
• Why does he looks like this
• Why is he so tall
• He likes to fit his entire body in shoeboxes in the hope of being mailed to someone
• I made the math, and apparently the first thing that he thought after his horrible death as a teenager was to build a massive underground hotel for dead people with an asylum, three different factories, a mall, an entire western city, multiple endless pits and a level which is upside down. What a legend.
• His dialogue implies that he has two legs but the cover art for the ost doesn't show them.
• He has teeth in the shape of a heart monitor, if you hadn't seen that yet.
• He never got to tell that person he had a crush on them
• I thought it was a shame that his "sick tunes" were not in the OST, but I was unaware that HE COMPOSED THE OST. What a guy.
• He judged necessary to have a sound effect system in his hotel that he tests regularly
• He collected carnivorous plants that were apparently big enough to eat a small dog
• There is a tiny part of me that is not fully conviced that he didn't make up the haunted trucker thing on the spot
• He says that the Upturned Inn has no phone line, but if that's the case what is he calling us with ?
• He never lived to see the Internet, thank god
•We failed him
• I watched the Tomato stream and I'm sorry but this is his canon voice
Bonus Mr.Ballin fact:
Mr.Ballin has a slight chance of turning to look at you at the start of the level and it is legitimately one of the most horrifying sight I ever witnessed
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Ik from The Upturned?
Ikabod Kee does not* have a Ryu Number.
(bonus below)
Unless you are inclined to believe that the glowing, pale figure on horseback in the ending is literally The Pale Rider a.k.a. Death a.k.a. the Grim Reaper, in which case, sure, that would give Ik a Ryu Number of 2.
From what I could dig up, the figure in question is only ever identified as "the rider and horse" in patch notes, and maybe the Morning if you take the achievement for completing the game literally.
To editorialize slightly, I don't think it really matters who the figure actually is in the context of The Upturned and splitting hairs over it is a particularly superficial exercise, but hey, as the person running this blog with the premise it has, I'm not really in a position to be snooty about superficial exercises about character identities in media!
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