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loudcyclop · 7 months

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31 Ik facts ~ or why Ikabod Kee is the best character in known history

Enjoy random stuff that I gathered from the game, because it brings me great joy

• He apparently remembers the names of every single guests in his hotel, like Lawrence and Patricia, but still call Fat Pajama Man like this. That, or he makes them on the spot

• He likes to eat dog treats

• He collected bowls of creamy potato, and had seventeen before he died

• His parents messed up his name at birth, calling him Ik instead of Ikabod. Which explain why we can't have more than two letters in our name and three in our surname (idem for Mr.Sob)

• Has a suspicious amount of cooling fans, there's a possibility that he collects them too

• He has party poppers at his desk

• He collects strobe lights (whatever it is)

• He has two arms, his tailor just never sewed the second sleeve and he never had the bravery to tell it to them.

• He had a spider on his forehead for two whole weeks (wherever the spider is a real spider or a previous guest is unclear)

• The way he introduces himself to you implies that he was hiding behind his desk until you came

• Recycle the aquarium water

• He collects barils of petrol

• He doesn't tell you anything if you throw furniture in his face

• He is an art thief

• His dad was a crow enthusiast

• Yep, same dad who pushed him out of a moving vehicule (and that he forgave for it)

• Why does he looks like this

• Why is he so tall

• He likes to fit his entire body in shoeboxes in the hope of being mailed to someone

• I made the math, and apparently the first thing that he thought after his horrible death as a teenager was to build a massive underground hotel for dead people with an asylum, three different factories, a mall, an entire western city, multiple endless pits and a level which is upside down. What a legend.

• His dialogue implies that he has two legs but the cover art for the ost doesn't show them.

• He has teeth in the shape of a heart monitor, if you hadn't seen that yet.

• He never got to tell that person he had a crush on them

• I thought it was a shame that his "sick tunes" were not in the OST, but I was unaware that HE COMPOSED THE OST. What a guy.

• He judged necessary to have a sound effect system in his hotel that he tests regularly

• He collected carnivorous plants that were apparently big enough to eat a small dog

• There is a tiny part of me that is not fully conviced that he didn't make up the haunted trucker thing on the spot

• He says that the Upturned Inn has no phone line, but if that's the case what is he calling us with ?

• He never lived to see the Internet, thank god

•We failed him

• I watched the Tomato stream and I'm sorry but this is his canon voice

Bonus Mr.Ballin fact:

Mr.Ballin has a slight chance of turning to look at you at the start of the level and it is legitimately one of the most horrifying sight I ever witnessed

#the upturned #ikabod kee #ik the upturned #my son #mr.ballin

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loudcyclop · 7 months

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IT'S OC TIME BABES LET'S GO (more under the pictures)

The name's just Ba because she obeys to the Upturned rule of two letters names. Remember when Mr.Sob talks about a person falling in the sewers thirty years ago ? Yeah that's it. That's Ba. And yeah, she's clinically insane.

- It's sort of a secret NPC that lives in the vents and sewers, and will sell you "special" furnitures to throw at monsters. She will also try to give you advices, but none of it's words make actual sense.

- Is the one writing stupid stuff on the walls.

- It's an absolute survivalist, she knows how to get around in the hotel unnoticed. Knows everything about shelter building and supplies managing.

- It was actually a extremely good fighter before becoming crazy. She fought every monster in that hotel at least once with it's bare hands, and defeated most of them (except pj man and Mr.Ballin). Lost her marbles after having to decapitate a mannequin with her teeth. Now it's just terrified of everything and everyone.

- If you ask it about it's death, she will tell you a different story every. single. time. It's because she forgor :[ (it's a very complicated story about a rivalry which went too far, but to make it short she ate an explosive bat)

- Was actually there when Mr.Sob bought the hotel and was a good friend of Ik. He thinks that it was changed into a monster like all the others, but if she ever was to meet him again she wouldn't recognize him.

- Spent two years inside the Mother Slug after being swallowed by her

- Thinks that Mr.Ballin is some sort of hell deity sent here to destroy everything

#the upturned #the upturned oc #ik the upturned #mr ballin #mr sob

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