#im . kididng not doing that

[sluckythewizard]

SAW AN OPINION ON TWITTY A FEW DAYS AGO AND WOKE UP TODAY MMMMAD AS FUCK ABOUT IT. I UNDERSTAND GILLION TIDESTRIDER MORE THAN YOU AND I WWWWWIILLLL PROVE THAT IN THE RING OF HONOR. COME HERE. COME OVER HERE.

#BAARKKBAKRBARKBARK #LOST THE POST THAT MADE ME MAD BUT OOOOOOHHHH #OOOOOOHHH!!! ALSO NO MAIN TAGS FUCK MAIN TAGS #BREAK CONTAINMENT #I DONT REMEMBER HOW LONG HE SPENT IN THAT ORB BUT I DONT CARE IT DOESNT MATTER #ANY HABIT WILL STICK BETTER TO REPITITION AND WEEEELL THE REPITITIONS OVER ORB BOY!! WELCOME BACK 2 DA REAL WORLD W PEOPLE U LOVE SO SO MUC #AND HOW DO YOU SHOW LOVE?? HUH??? HOW DO YOU SHOW LOVE?????? LIFE DEBT LIFE DEBT SELF SACRIFICY SELF SACRIFICY #I WILL PUT MY POWERFUL FORM BETWEEN U AND DANGER BC I KNOW I CAN TAKE IT AND I DONT WANT YOU TO DEAL WITH TAKING IT #THIS ISNT ABOUT ELDERS OR GODS OR PROJECTING HOLINESS AND DIVINITY ONTO YOUR COMRADES. THIS IS NOT WORSHIP #THIS IS CARE AND PROTECTION AND BY JOBE ITS LOOOOVE IN THE ULTIMATE FORM(TO HIM). im gurglign blood rn #i CANNOT ramble here iCANNOT!!!!!! SEND ME ASKS IF U WANNA KNOW MORE. IM HERE. IM HERE. IM HERE. #JUST KIDIDNG IM BACK TO EDIT MORE ONTO HERE. REMEMBER WHEN CHIP TOOK A FIREBALL FOR GILL #AND GILL SAID THAT CHIP GOT BROWNIE POINTS IN GILLIONS EYES FOR THAT #HE RECOGNIZES THAT AS A GOOD THING TO DO FOR A COMRADE #OKAY IM DONE NOW. FOR NOW. FOR NOW.

[thebiffmethod]

EVERYONE SHUT UP ITS SKYLOFT

#TOTK #LOZ #ss #IM SOBBING R RU KIDIDNG ME #WHY ELSE WOULD THEY DO SUCH A DRAMATIC SHOT TOWARDS THESE CLOUDS #THATS THE STATUE OF HYLIA INKNOW KT

[melon-official]

i just remembered theres people out there who have notifications turned on for my blog LOOK AT YOUR FOOL ASS NOW IM WAKING UP AT SIX EVERY WEEKDAY

#melon is talking #im kididng of course. I love you. But why would you do that

[limjiminz]

i am FOAMING AT THE MOUTH

#IM GOING CRAZY #HOW COULD HE DO THIS TI ME IM TEUING TO STUDY!!!!! HELLO #EVERU COMEBAFK I KNOW ITS GOING TO HAPPEN BC HES FRIENDS WITH BEOMGYU. AND THEN I AM FACED WITH IT #DHRJFBRLRNDJRBRKRJDB DUDE !!!!!!!!! DUDE #R U KIDIDNG ME #JRRKFNDJDBFJDN HES SO GOOD #HES SO TALENTED HE BODIED THIS IM GOING INSANE #latria mou #iri.txt

[americanphysco]

just got a job at panera how long should it take before a vampire polycule shows up to hire me as their familiar

#levis greatest hits #what we do in the shadows #im not kididng either i just got a job!

[knbposting]

aomine has depression and thats not nearly what i have so even tho we both have "lies in bed and does absolutely fuck all because our bodies hate us" eras and i cant WRITE ABT IT RN im mad. long covid is such a nuisanceeeeeee .

#no bc i am so ill rn for WHAT #whatever neurological issues following long covid i have that rn #cant do SHIT #barely can type #had to fix so many typos #and i look at everything like ok how can i make this into something i could write #woe! long covid upon you aomine daiki! jk i dont want to do that #be lame as hell tho #oh you thought you had fatigue as a side effect to depression girl wait til you have fatigue and depression as a side effect to long covid #im . kididng not doing that #why would i want 2 write about long covid i'd rather DIEEEE #properly miserable cant write rn cant watch tv its gone 5pm so cant sleep

[reggies-eyeliner]

not to get political or anything but wtf is oatmeal

#i'm cryingf #I HAVE NO RECOLLECTION OF DRAWING THIS #but he is very near and dear to me. #ellie.rambles #LOOK AT HIM #wow #so cool #sure smells like rongdawg in here #bc his name is rongil #and he's my friend's oc for avatar the last airbender MWAHHHAHAHA #you should totally ask me about the universe we have mwahahhahha a thatd be so cute of you fr #IM KIDIDNG #BUT #:eyes emoji: #RAHHH I hope you guys are all doing well!!!

[m0thergoose]

TOWL EPISODE 5 SPOILERS AHEAD MY RAMBLY THOUGHTS AS WATCHING THE EP

LOSING MY SHIT IT’S FATHER GABE MY MAN MY IDOL OMG

NOT how I expected this episode to start omg unWELL

I truly have no idea what to expect from this ep holy hell

Rick is passenger princess confirmed

The hand kiss 🫠

Honeymoon take 2 woopwoop

TASTEFUL NOODS SHUT UP

AND THE MUSIC SHUT UP

OTP on a scenic road trip I’m in love with this

Look at them looking lovingly at Carl

HE’S FINDING GIFTS FOR HIS SON

MAKING A GIFT FOR HIS WIFE 😭😭😭😭

MICHONNE GETTING RJ AN AX IM KILLING MYSELF

TOOTHPASTE FUCK OOOOOOFF

I WAS IN LOVE WITH MY SON’S BEST FRIEND I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO - ARE YOU FUCKING KIDIDNG ME 😭😭😭

RICK KISSING HER NECK 🫠🫠🫠

they found a cabin, they on a real vacation now baby

I NEVER LET GO 🙌

New people I’m scared I don’t like it

Rick is really at Michonne’s beck and call ‘they look pretty hungry’ INSTANTLY drops his bag to find them food lmaoooo

OHHH DONT try this with Richonne you silly silly people

‘Well how bout you just listen’ 😂😂😂😂😂

That’s right Michonne you take your food back lmaoooo

Rick emptying the bullets into michonnes hand sooooorry I’m unwell

Keep your promise asshole 😂

Us against the world 💖

Toothpaste, booze, what are you up to grimes???? I’m just working with what I got - the necklace 💖 RICK LOVES HIS WIFE SO MUCH

RIGHT who is this now??? Is this GABE?

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK???? GABE AND JADIS????? IN CONTACT????? Noooooooooo I AM CONFUSION

GABE TALKING ABOUT RICK TO JADIS FUCK THIS

GABE IF TOU KNEW RIGHT NOW YOU’D KILL HER YOURSELF AMEN

FUUUUCKING HELL JADIS WAKING THEM UP, it’s like when Jesus walked in on them their first night lmaoooo but this is 1 million times worse!

Michonne looks so hot rn haha

I actually could give a flying fuck about Jadis, hurry up and kill her richonne lmao

YAAAS RICHONNE

OMG GABE ONE DAY RICK SAID THAT I SHOULD MARRY THEM 😭😭😭😭

And he’s kept a wedding ring for Rick actually shoot me rn

Gabe is a richonner confirmed 💖

Now I want Gabriel to be the one to kill Jadis because this is sick and twisted from her

HE GAVE HER RICKS RING GABRIEL YOU BETTA NOOOOT

okay so they’re gonna kill Jadis and as she’s dying she’ll hand him the ring

And next year same day same place it won’t be Jadis that meets Gabriel, it’ll be richonne

HERE we go fuck her up Michonne

Here Ricky dicky goes, fuck them walkers up

Jadis is scum these people better not help her

HAHAHHAHA Michonne just wants to kill this bitch ‘maybe just maim first’ yeah ok Ricky dicky 😂

THATS WHAT U GET FOR TRUSTING JADIS YOU DUMBASSES

UGH DONT KISS HER GABRIEL IF YOU ONLY KNEW

WHAT THE FUCK JADIS WHAT DID SHE DO TO GABRIEL

THIS BITCH SHOT HER MAN MICHONNE IS DEFO GOINGG TO GUT HER LMAOO

Omg

Michonne what you gonna do

Michonne has a plan yes

OMG ARE THEY SPLITTING UP TO SAVE EACH OTHER

‘You’ve looked better’ sassy Rick lol

I’m stilll hoping Michonne just fucking murders her

YEEEEES FUCK THIS BITCH

PAINFUL WALKER DEATH FUCK U JADIS

side note Rick looks v handsome rn

I’ll see you next year Ann - noooo you’ll see richonne next year gabey baby 🤞

‘We’re gonna do that’ ricks like sure whatever you want baby

THE RING KILL ME 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I don’t want a proposal in front of jadis save it for when you’re alone Ricky dicky

IS THIS A PROPOSAL RIGHT HERE IM CRYING

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP

‘I could never have imagined this but it could only ever have been you’ 🥹🥹🥹🥹

SOMEBODY SEDATE ME 😭😭😭😭😭

THE PROMO ‘are we crazy’ ‘certifiable’ LMAOOOOOO

ALSO how the fuck are we wrapping this up in one more episode, we deserve MORE dammit

#twd #towl #richonne #michonne #rick grimes #the walking dead #danai gurira #andrew lincoln #the ones who live #rick and michonne #twd: towl #twd: the ones who live #become #towl episode 5

[panic-pootis]

So I saw this post here reposted on Insta (w/ permission)

And I died of laughter at one of these replies oh my god

"William Afton, ik its a wierd one but hes just so interesting and fascinating, everything about him is so fascinating and if i would meet him irl i would probably ask him alot of questions, i really want to know the answers to the questions that are still unanswered in my mind, and if im being honest this 45 year old birtish man that's also a serial killer (sounds a little goofy) his accent and his voice is just soo.. Charming and calm but also evil and creppy, his voice is sending tingles in my whole body when i hear it, i could lisent to his voice all day, not even kididng Dawko (a YouTube for those who doesn't know him) did have an interview with the voice actor of William Afton, and his voice and laughd and chuckled just made my stupid cheeks go red and my heartbeat beat run faster than a car, hes so goddamn handsome i swear, Squid_Nuudel's (a creator on instagram) design is literally cannon to me, he's so majestic.. im sure i have more than 30 pictures of him in my gallery and now im trying to find a way to get those photos printed and put them somewhere in my room, hes also my comfort character, why am i fiinding a child murder comfort still i dont know but everytime im sad or having a bad day i Think about him or write his name or sketch him in my sketchbook or on whatever paper i have at me, on nights i cant sleep or just i want some comfort i tend to imagine him being next to me, him lying on The bed with my hand with my hand on his chest as his arm is wraped around my body as im very good at imaginating things (i always had a very rich imagination +i have maladaptive daydreaming(i tried to explain it here but it wont fit 💀so just search on google) i just want a hug from him sooo bad like i would do anything to be in his arms right now, im sure he smells like ciggarates and some luxurios fancy parfume, i really wanna hug him so tight that his lungs will lose oxygen(i really need a hug) this was a very long comment so bless the soul that readed all this 🙏🏼"

This was then one of the replies shit cracked me up even more

#OBVIOUSLY IF YOU FIND THIS PERSON DONT HARASS THEM #AND DONT HARASS THE ARTISTS JUST FOLLOW AND SUPPORT THEM #this shit is so fucking funny dude #fnaf #fnaf fandom #wiliam afton

[aturnoftheearth]

IM BALUT TO CRY REAL TEARS KM NOT KIDIDNG WHAT ARE THEY DOING

[bugflies00]

IM GOING TO THROW UPPPP ARE YOUF UCKING KIDIDNG MEEEEE THAT NEW HUNDRED RED FLAGS CHAPTER IM DONE I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE OH MY GODD

#alex.rambles.txt #c!tntduo #mcyt

[kiruyeen]

on my spacehey profile i literally have just my pony town skin of me being chased by an angy miku in a fucking marquee IM NOT KIDIDNG SHDBHSFD

preview of it ( i was clever as hell for doing this )

go miku go!!! catch that twink!!!! /sil

man Im considering going back on myspace but from what Ive seen its a horrible idea and also starting off in a new social platform is always stressing.

[zzariyo]

also let it be known that having syndromes sucks because for a full month I will be like "haha.... Who cares if messy. I have zeroooo energy to CARE RIGHT NOW! that's none of my business. I will simply lay down. Sorry not sorry LOL!!!!" and then out of nowhere my SECOND crazy switch will flip on and I look around at my surroundings and a flood of sensory overload will crash over me like a sneaker wave and I freak out because of all the things and stuff and the fact that the floor will never REALLY be clean and my skin feels like it's on fire and it's so god damn overwhelming that I can't FIX IT OR CLEAN IT so I crash and burn on the carpet until I muster up the strength to at least sweep before finding a dark place to go. WHAT THE HELL, MAN!!!!!!!!!!

#sorry to the neighbors if they heard the ramblings of an old disheveled wizard losing his mind in his tower #worst part is u just realized im actually too fucking prideful because #yes. yes i need help . if this is going to stop happening and i can actually CHILL OUT #but i will continue to refuse. im not gonna be a fucking burden are u kididng me #i'll just keep going fucking nuts in my tower thank you very much . #YES. YES I AM VENTING. but its whatever #how do i tell my co-worker that is trying to convince me to stay that #i cant afford my apartment on my own with this job and i WILL NOT get a roommate because #i need a place to crash and burn and tear myself apart and put myself together without anyone there to witness it #i ESPECIALLY will not get a roommate off of CRAIGSLIST are you KIDDING ME ? #can you get sensory overload over not just the five senses but also people and expectations and words words words words #because YES. YES I AM ! HAVING THAT #personal #vent #sorry LOL

[whitmore]

SIXTH OF JULY I WAS ON SOME REAL SHIT

#I WASNT KIDIDNG WHEN I SAID LANCE AND I'S DISCORD IS JUST #STARGIRL PROPHECY #LIKE HOLY FUCK #IM MAKING A COMPILATION SOMEDAY OF ALL OUR PREDICTIONS BC WE LITERALLY DO NOT LOSE #stargirl spoilers #stargirl #MARBLES LOST

[panic-at-the-hydra-base]

I’ve been up for 24hrs soneone pleaaes snipe me I’ll give you the coordinates

#nowni cant sleep its midnight are you kididng me #im so tired and cant aleep #i take like double doses of melatonin they dont do shit #personal

[silhouetteghost]

Im gonna claim spooky-minny-moon before anyone does. Right here, right now. Fucking bet.

#boy speaks #doing it #im not kididng #i just went to the change username and type spooky minny moon to see if it was taken and it is not #so im claiming it now