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A Comprehensive List of Stan and Kyle Moments (I UPD8 AS I GO)

Hello. Yes, you heard me. Here are all the scenes that legit scream out “STYLE” in South Park, whether these scenes are too far of a reach or not. I mostly compiled this out of my very own convenience, and hopefully this’ll help you a whole lot too. This is extremely text heavy, so I’ll put this under “Read More”. I haven’t played any of the games, so I won’t be including it here at this time, so if you guys know any good moments from the games, please let me know and I’ll add it to the list.

Cherokee Hair Tampons:

- The entire goshdarn episode.

- Stan being concerned and distraught over a dying Kyle breaks my heart. He was even bawling next to Kenny.

- Stan willing to donate his kidney to Kyle, even if it’d hurt a lot.

- Stan knowing that Kyle ate a bean and bacon soup half an hour ago shows that he’s been by Kyle’s side for quite some time now.

- Stan holding onto Kyle while they were at Cartman’s house.

- “Dude, you’re my best friend. I don’t want you to die before I do...”

Super Best Friends:

- Yeah, um, this episode...is gay.

- Stan and Kyle entering the episode with ice cream cones while Butters and Cartman wondering where they got them from. It’s assumed Stan and Kyle were hanging out with each other off-screen.

- I think Kyle being convinced that he’s not “really happy” through brainwashing is parallel to Stan being convinced that he’s “depressed” by the Church of Scientology.

- Stan trying to help Kyle escape with him, not even mentioning this plan to Kenny, Cartman or even Butters.

- Stan and Kyle looking at each other with longing looks while dramatic music plays in the background. Ah yes. I am...not even joking...this legit happened.

- How to Find Your Boyfriend 101: “OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!!” “Y-you bastards...”

- Stan pleading Kyle not to kill himself and to hold his breath while being there for him.

- The ending where they call each other Super Best Friends and both proceed to beat up Cartman when he teased that they should make out.

Cartmanland:

- Stan comforting a distraught Kyle.

- @belovedhomosexuals mentioned that canonically, Stan helps Kyle with his hemorrhoid cream, and IM-

- Stan doing everything he can to get back at Cartman for Kyle’s sake.

- Stan demanding the doctor to wheel Kyle out to see Cartman in misery.

Asspen:

- “YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW HEATHER!!” >:(

- Kyle not wanting Stan to do the K-13. He doesn’t want him to die.

- Kyle holds a polaroid photo of the both of them. How cute. Does he bring it with him wherever he goes?

The Biggest Douche In The Universe:

- Stan not wanting to go back to Colorado without Kyle and does all he can to convince him that John Edward is a fraud.

Follow That Egg:

- They are dads.

- They take care of their egg really well.

- “As a matter of fact, it is the nicest hat I’ve ever known”

- They’re the reasons gays could get married.

- Stan getting jealous of Kyle being paired up with Wendy. It does seem like a reach I have to admit, but if you’re a Stylendy fan, then this one’s for you.

Return of Chef

- The iconic beginning “flashback” where they both look at the sunset together.

Smug Alert:

- Stan and Kyle meeting in the parking lot in the beginning when Kyle was helping his dad give fake tickets.

- Kyle being moved away from South Park has Stan write a song to get Kyle and his family to come back.

- The cute hug in the end.

Fantastic Easter Special

- Stan, out of breath, asks Kyle for help in protecting Snowball

- Kyle helping him out anyways even though he was busy with fingerprinting.

- Cinematic parallels of Kyle killing Jesus and Stan killing that alien in Pinewood Derby.

Imaginationland Trilogy

- Kyle calling Stan in the morning regarding the “dream.”

- Stan and Kyle, unsure of the notes, both trying to recall the Imagination song. It was cute.

- Stan being distraught when ManBearPig got a hold on Kyle. (I swear, I’ve used the word “distraught” for over 1948388 times now)

- Kyle communicating through Stan telepathically with his Imagination.

Guiltar Queer O

- The whole episode.

- “I know...I need you.”

- The whole episode was literally as if they went through a break up.

- They’re both in sync when playing, right up to their tongues up.

- “Oh, so the gallant knight now comes to rescue me from the bowels of mediocrity! Oh, thank you, your royal lordship!” (Foreshadowing for SOT?)

- Stan thinking of Kyle as he’s “driving”.

The List:

- Stan doing all he can to prove that Kyle is a handsome mf. Another episode that screams Stylendy rights.

You Got F’d in the A:

- Kyle being so happy to see Stan dancing back to the Orange County kids.

- It’s canon that Stan can dance well while Kyle doesn’t have rhythm whatsoever. Wouldn’t it be a cute idea for Stan to teach Kyle how to dance?

You Have 0 Friends

- Kyle pleading Stan to water his crops.

- A short detail but if you noticed when Kyle announced that they made an FB account for Stan, he only added himself as Stan’s friend. This means that Kyle legit “friended” himself in Stan’s profile and didn’t bother to add Kenny or Cartman to Stan’s friend list.

- “Yes. WE’RE REALLY GREAT FRIENDS STAN!!” :D

You’re Getting Old:

- Oof. Yeah....

- Stan obviously loves Kyle a whole lot, but him seeing Kyle slowly turn into a turd probably did break his heart little by little. And when I mean by probably, I mean massively.

- Kyle shouldn’t exactly be demonized for not being able to handle Stan’s cynicism. Because I think it’s ok to admit you can’t handle such emotional drainage even if coming from your SBF, but do mind that him leaving Stan was most likely NOT easy for him. It’s kinda sad that they’ve slowly drifted away since then. BUT NO I REFUSE TO LET THAT HAPPEN ;-;

Assburgers:

- “Fuck you Kyle! You’re a piece of shit...Kyle, I love you. You’re a piece if shit though, fuck you...! I love you...”

- Stan immediately going back to Kyle when he’s feeling “better”

- That McDonalds Exec. literally narrating Stan and Kyle’s current rocky relationship and not believing every second of if.

A Nightmare on Facetime:

- “WILL SOMEONE GET ME A CHARGER OVER HERE!!’

- Kyle bringing and guiding Stan through the iPad.

Ginger Cow:

- Jokes aside, when Stan was asking Kyle about Cartman’s farts, he was really sweet and understanding to him. He genuinely wants to understand why Kyle likes Cartman’s farts so much and knew something was up by the way Kyle was hiding things.

- I also like how he was not afraid to call Kyle a dick. I think a good level of transparency is needed in a healthy relationship. That’s just how they roll.

- Stan helping Kyle cover up in the end....though it did backfire.

Black Friday Trilogy:

- “DID KYLE KNOW ABOUT THIS?!” “Kyle thought of it.” ;-;

- Stan being grounded and Kyle apologizing at the other side of the door was peak gay angst level.

- “That’s just how Xbox people are...” D:

- Ok now for something sweet. In the deleted scene, Stan was showing Kyle how the playstation controller works and...wow.......what cute babies.

Prehistoric Ice Man:

- “Oh my god! They killed Kenny!!” *looks at Kyle* “What? I’m not talking to you anymore.”

- Them fighting and arguing was so adorable. Their voices were so squeaky and cute in this episode.

- “First one to die loses.” SOGKEKGKRI WHAT MORONS

- Stan and Kyle kind of awkwardly trying to start the fight reminds me of Tweek vs Craig.

Mexican Joker:

- Stan angrily sending Cartman to the detention center after hearing about him sending Kyle there.

Band in China:

- “kyyyyyyYYYYYLEEEE :D DUDE YOU’RE BACK!!”

- Stan making a death metal band because a.) He hates living in the farm and b.) He misses Kyle so hard.

Britney’s New Look:

- Another Stan and Kyle episode where they both realized how so far in the wrong they’re in, and they desperately want to fix it.

- Stan and Kyle giving up in the end and joining in the chant.

The Death of Eric Cartman:

- Stan offering Kyle money so he could buy milk for lunch.

Two Guys Naked In A Hot Tub:

- “You can't just hang out with your buddy Kyle all the time. People will think you guys are, you know, funny.”

- When Kyle walks over in the end, Stan proceeds to complain to him how he had the worst night and they both go to Kyle’s house to hang.

The China Probrem

- In the beginning, Stan telling Kyle to refute Cartman’s racist sayings and got overly concerned when Kyle said he couldn’t do this anymore.

- Stan going in Kyle’s room to talk about moving on from what they’ve witnessed.

- Stan holding Kyle’s hand to run away in Kyle’s dream. Kyle waking up and crying when Stan wasn’t around to comfort him.

- Stan and Kyle crying in each other’s arms and telling each other “I love you”.

- Small detail but when they were leaving the attorney’s office and the attorney and the kids were crying altogether, Stan put a hand on Kyle to comfort him as they were crying.

The Mystery of the Urinal Deuce:

- Stan appearing in Kyle’s living room suddenly.

- “Well dude, maybe we're just super badass. Have you thought of that?” Yeah I know Stan was trying to cover up what he just did by saying that but still.

Cartman Gets An Anal Probe:

- Stan helping Kyle save Ike.

- “Hahaha you farted.” WHAT GROSS DORKS

- Kyle telling a speech to the aliens and Stan remarking how beautiful it was.

A Very Crappy Christmas:

- Kyle calling Stan in the middle of the night to get the guys, and Stan answering all sleepily is so adorable.

- Stan and Kyle voice acting together.

- Stan and Kyle doing the stopmotion animation together.

- Stan and Kyle laughing when they had Stan voice act Cartman to say the “ham” line.

Fun With Veal:

- Kyle taking care of a sickly Stan despite being a bit of a germaphobe.

The Snuke:

- Stan coming over to a sick Kyle’s house immediately after school has been suspended.

Crack Baby Athletic Association:

- Stan not being afraid to call out on Kyle.

- Kyle snuck into Stan’s room and Stan was listening to him unfazed.

Quintuplets 2000:

- Them trying to do gymnastics.

Pee:

- Kyle getting disgusted after hearing Stan talk about how it’s normal for people to pee in pools and in the shower.

Butterballs:

- Kyle calling Stan out in the bathroom, and they have this long ass stare. Kyle knowing that Stan will be jackin it in San Diego.

Bike Parade:

- Stan making Kyle laugh.

Proper Condom Use

- Stan and Kyle playing with a Jennifer Lopez doll and roleplaying.

- “SCREAM FOR ME BITCH!” “AHHHHHHHHH”

- Stan and Kyle in the same car with their cute big heads protruding.

World War Zimmerman:

- Stan and Kyle playing football.

The Scoots:

- Once again, Stan and Kyle playing football.

City on the Edge of Forever:

- Stan saving Kyle in his dream.

- Stan and Kyle sitting a bit closer to each other than usual in Stan’s dream.

Grounded Vindaloop:

- The tetherball date.

- Stan and Kyle saying “fuck you” to Kenny.

Clubhouses:

- Stan reading Bebe’s note, and Kyle being unfazed about it later in the episode. It was never defined whether he was informed the note came from Bebe.

#REHASH:

- Stan and Kyle being called grandpas by the little kids.

Tegridy Farms:

- When one of Ike’s classmates blew smoke in front of Kyle, Stan got extremely defensive about it.

Raising the Bar:

- Stan informing Kyle that it isn’t cool to continue on with “Fatty Doo Doo”.

- Stan checking up on Kyle as he’s sitting alone and listening to him lament about how the bar has sunk so low because of people.

Go Fund Yourself:

- *looking at Kyle’s ass* Boy this is the life huh.

Truth and Advertising:

- Stan and Kyle fist fighting for real, and Tweek and Craig looking at them concerned since they rarely ever fight like this.

Conjoined Fetus Lady:

- Stan preparing to catch Kyle if ever he fails to catch the dodgeball.

Stanley’s Cup:

- THEIR YOUNGER SELVES PLAYING HOCKEY!

ManBearPig:

- Stan’s head on Kyle’s lap. It’s so beautifully rendered.

Board Girls:

- “Wow, you are really into board games.”

A Scause for Applause:

- Kyle confronts Stan about cutting the bracelet by saying Heidi Turner saw him with super glue.

The Death Camp of Tolerance:

- “KYLE! KYLE! YOU HAVE TO KEEP MAKING YOUR MACARONI PICTURES!!”

South Park Bigger, Longer and Uncut:

- Stan getting jealous that even Kyle is amazed at Gregory.

Cartman Join NAMBLA:

- Stan and Kyle putting their face against the glass.

Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Classics:

- Stan and Kyle making fun of Shelly behind her back.

Raisins:

- Kyle coming to visit Stan with the gang after the whole breakup.

- Kyle wanting Stan to be happy again by bringing him to Raisins.

- Kyle being annoyed over Stan being distraught over Wendy. Jealous?

Mr. Jefferson:

- When Stan hears a knock on his window, he assumes it’s Kyle.

- Stan and Kyle being good caretakers of Blanket.

- Stan and Kyle sleeping with Blanket.

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dorothydelgadillo · 6 years

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The Best Cyber Monday Deals to Spruce Up Your Home Office

As a person who works from my home office, I’ll openly admit that some of remote work’s benefits speak to my more casual side—I’m a homebody at heart, and things like being able to spend large parts of the day in my pajamas and not having to physically commute anywhere are pluses of remote work that still seem too good to be true.

On the opposite end of the spectrum is holiday shopping. For someone who treasures being under the radar in the comfort of my own home, the thought of bright lights, big boxes, and even bigger crowds is pretty much against everything I stand for. Fortunately for me—and for my fellow introverts—the physical retail tradition of Black Friday has met its virtual match with Cyber Monday. So now, instead of braving the in-person madness last Friday, I can spend today staked out in front of my computer, looking for deals on the gifts I need to order to finish my holiday haul.

If you also work from home and you find yourself throwing down the online retail gauntlet today, why not take a few moments to click on some items for yourself? As remote workers, our home offices can always using some sprucing up, and Cyber Monday is a great time to upgrade your office game, at drastically discounted prices.

And if you’re reading this and thinking that you want to make a career change into a job you can do from home, don’t forget that Skillcrush is offering our own Cyber Monday deal on the Break Into Tech Blueprint. Our three-phase program allows you to build a foundation with web design and development fundamentals, customize your own learning path with a career counselor, and teaches you how to apply your new skills in the real working world. Save $150 off the one-time payment option for the Break Into Tech Blueprint by entering the code CYBERBIT150 (expires at midnight EST), and put yourself into position to start making your money back within 90 days.

To get you started on your online haul, here’s a list of some confirmed deals on home office items happening this Cyber Monday. Supplies may vary, and be sure to keep your eyes open for other sales, as new lightning deals can strike at any time, and we’ll also be adding to this throughout the day with new deals as they crop up!

Desktop Computers and Monitors

In 2017—despite the proliferation of smartphones, tablets, laptops, and other portable devices—the brain of a home office is still the venerable desktop computer. As much as I take advantage of my devices that let me work all over the house (or outside of it), there’s nothing like sitting in front of a full-size monitor coupled with the reassuring horsepower of a desktop machine when I have a big project ahead of me. If you’ve been subsisting on a laptop-only setup, or if your trusty desktop rig is getting a bit long in the tooth, it might be time to cash in on Cyber Monday deals and score a new workstation.

Brand new HPZ240 Workstations are available through Ebay for $669.99—at a 52 percent savings off the list price of $1,399

New Acer Aspire AT3 desktop computers from Newegg for $699.99—$300 of their $999.99 list price

Manufacturer refurbished, warrantied Dell Inspiron 3668 desktops for $569.99—28 percent off their $569.99 list price

Of course, desktops need a monitor to go with them, so check out these deals and say goodbye to squinting at small screens without breaking the bank:

Dell Ultrasharp 30” monitor from Ebay for $839.99—down from the $1,299.99 list price

Dell 23” Widescreen LED Monitor for $142.28—that’s 40 percent off the original price of $239.99

Laptops

If your own home office array is missing a laptop—or if it’s time to get a new one—Cyber Monday offers a bevy of choices.

Dell refurbished and warrantied Precision 15 laptop computer available for $1,449.99—a 19 percent markdown from $1,799

Brand new Zenbook 3 Deluxe Full HD notebooks for $1499.99—a $200 savings from their list price of $1,699

New 13” Apple MacBook Pro laptops with a one-year Apple warranty for $1299—a 22 percent discount from $1,399

Professionally refurbished, 90-day warrantied 11.6” MacBook Air laptops for $549.95—50 percent off the $1,099 list price

Smartphones

In less than a decade since the first iPhone dropped, smartphones have become the app-fueled heart of our work and social lives. While I spend more actual time working on my laptop or desktop, my smartphone is always by my side, allowing me to patch in to work issues and emails whenever they arise. But—if you’re like me and you’re not the kind of person who’s going to wait in line for the release of a new phone model—you might have neglected upgrading your trusty digital sidekick for some time. Since Cyber Monday means no lines AND big savings, there’s no time like now to move on up in the mobile world.

If iPhones are your thing, try:

Brand new, unlocked (not tied to a specific service provider) iPhone 8 Plus smartphones for $908—a $41 savings from $949

Manufacturer refurbished, unlocked iPhone 7’s for $399.99—$250 off the list price of $649.99

If you’re looking to go cell contract-free—WalMart has Straight Talk iPhone 6 prepaid phones for $129, a $270 markdown from $399.

And if you’d rather go Droid, check out:

Refurbished Samsung G925 Galaxy S6 64GB Verizon Wireless smartphones for $217.95, a 72 percent savings from their $800 list price

Samsung G920 Galaxy S6 32GB Verizon Wireless smartphones—a staggering 83 percent off of their original $800 price at $134.99

Tablets

There was a time when I didn’t “get” tablets. I had a desktop/laptop tandem to handle my sitdown computing needs, and I had a smartphone when I was on the go. Tablets seemed like a clunky in-between—neither computer nor smartphone—that didn’t fit into my home office world. Then my wife bought an iPad and I saw the light. Tablets do, in fact, bridge that gap between sitting down at a desk with a computer and typing with your thumbs on the bus while using a phone. With my wife’s iPad, I’m able to break for lunch, head to the pizza place down the street, and a have a beer and a slice while continuing to work, but without lugging a laptop or squinting at a smartphone.

Brand new, unlocked LG G Pad X 8-inch tablets for $129.99—a 48 percent markdown from $249,99

Refurbished, Verizon LG G Pad X models for $64.99

Brand new 10.5”, 256GB iPad Pros listed at $699.99 (down from $799)

Refurbished 9.7”, 32GB iPad Pros for $334.99,

Refurbished 9.7”, 16GB iPad 4’s for as low as $164.95—67 percent off the list price of $499.99

Home Office Audio

While the front-and-center workhorses of a home office—desktops, laptops, smartphones, and other peripherals you actively engage with—can take up a lot of your retail attention, your audio setup is an equally important part of remote work. If you’re listening to music or podcasts while working, or jumping into video meetings throughout the day, the quality of your audio environment plays a crucial part in your work life. Fortunately, deals abound this Cyber Monday season to amp up the fidelity and flexibility of your audio surroundings.

Bluetooth Speakers

Bluetooth speakers are a mainstay in my own home office setup—with sound quality that beats tinny, internal smartphone speakers.

Bose is offering factory-renewed Soundlink Mini Series I Bluetooth Speakers for $99.95 through Ebay—50 percent off their retail price of $199.95. (Bose factory renewed products come with the same warranty as new products, are sealed in Bose factory packaging, and are thoroughly inspected to meet strict performance standards.)

Limited amounts of refurbished Harman Kardon Onyx Studio 2 Bluetooth Speakers are also available from Ebay for $69.99—53 percent off their list price of $149.99.

If you’re looking to add a little visual flash to your portable audio—Amazon Prime is selling the UrPower Hi-Fi Wireless Speaker (with seven pulsating visual LED display modes that accompany your audio) for $19.99, down from its original price of $54.99.

Multimedia Speaker Systems

Still, as great—and essential—as portable audio is, speakers can’t replace the enveloping field of a dedicated audio system in your home office. The internal or default speakers that came with your desktop or laptop computer might make noise, but if you haven’t upgraded to external speakers, you’ll shed a tear when you hear the detail and nuances you’ve been missing out on.

WalMart is offering the Logitech Z313 Multimedia Speaker System for $24.99—$25 off its original price. The Logitech Z313 system consists of two speakers and a subwoofer (adding more dimension to your home office sound), is small enough to fit into any office configuration, and can connect to any device (desktop, laptop, tablet, smartphone, etc.) through its 3.5mm (headphone) jack.

Best Buy slashed the price of the LG 2.1 Channel Soundbar System from $279.99 to $119.99 (a $160 savings). The LG 2.1 is a stereo soundbar unit with a wireless subwoofer, bringing home theater stereo sound to your home office. The LG 2.1 can be connected to your devices via HDMI ports, 3.5mm headphone jack, and wirelessly.

Headphones

When you want—or need—to be the only person listening to your home office audio (or you want to block out external noise), Cyber Monday is bringing discounts to the in and over-ear audio sphere as well:

Brand new Bose Soundtrue Ultra in-ear headphones are available through Ebay for $79—a 39 percent markdown from $129

Manufacturer refurbished Sony WH-1000XM2/B Wireless Hi-Fi over-ear headphones are on Ebay for $299.99—a $150 savings from the original price of $449.99

Over at Amazon, Sennheiser HD1 over-ear headphones for iOS (Apple devices) can be scooped up for $249.95—$100 off of their original price of $349.95.

Printers and Scanners

We’re living in a digital world, and print is dead—except for those inevitable times when you need a hard copy of a form, a document, or a mailing label and you realize you don’t have a working printer anymore, because print is dead. Instead of slamming your head against your desk every time this happens—and then immediately forgetting to add a new printer to your shopping list— pull the trigger on this surprisingly necessary piece of office equipment.

Canon PIXMA MX922 All-in-One Inkjet Printers/Scanners with built-in WiFi capability are going for $99.99 at Ebay—50 percent off their everyday price of $199.99

Canon ImageClass Wireless All-in-One Laser Printer/Scanner/Copiers have been marked down 49 percent from their list price of $399.

from Web Developers World https://skillcrush.com/2017/11/27/best-cyber-monday-deals-home-office/

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