#imaginetheworstfamilyreunionever

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StarWars/Maul Headcanon (I will not write this, it does nothing besides amuse me, but if someone does plz God lmk I will read it 10000x): if Maul were ever (unwillingly) reunited with his entire immediate biological family (Kycina, not Talzin, cos VOM, + whoever the fuck Dad is & the bros opress), he would become instantly, furiously, BITTERLY aware that he is at least six inches shorter than everyone else including Mom, and would reject them all immediately based on that alone.

Bonus points if there is a younger female sibling who has not yet hit puberty and can look him dead in the eye.

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