#incorrect mphfpc quotes

[enochs-g0r3-jars]

Posts the peculiars would make part 4 >:)

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[arri0-0]

Jacob: *trying to ask discreetly to the others if they are part of the LGBT community* So, what attracts you?

Horace: Toxicity.

Jacob: What ?

Emma: Just say you're attracted to men, please.

Horace: That's not as funny.

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[peculiar-peculiars]

Miss Peregrine: Do not fear death, fear the state in which you die.

Jacob, in a terrified whisper: New Jersey...

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[rowenas-my-fave-child]

Horace: moooom am I sick bc it’s gods punishment for being gay

Miss P: absolutely

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[thepeculiarbird]

Horace : *compliments Enoch in French*

Enoch : Y'know you made me take french classes , Right ?

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[dragonsdendoodles]

Millard: I’m hungry.

Jacob: So go eat, it’s bedtime.

Millard: No, because it’s bedtime.

Jacob: Go. Eat. You haven’t eaten all day.

Millard: How do you know that?! You don’t know that!

Jacob: Yes I do, because I know you! Go! Eat! Quickly!

Masterlist

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[lemons-bittersweet]

Enoch: Am I in trouble?

Miss P: Take a guess Mister O’Connor 

Enoch: No?

Miss P: Take another guess…

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[zlittka]

Noor: Hey, Enoch, have you already prepared the gifts for February 14th?

Enoch: Why give gifts in honor of the shooting of Chikatilo?

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[kingofspadescos]

MPHFP Incorrect Quotes

Miss Peregrine - I'm sure Jake has lots of friends back in Florida.

Y/n (Jake's sibling) - *starts laughing hysterically*

Y/n - Jake? Having friends? Ha! That boys more antisocial than I am and I prefer animals over people-

Enoch - *desperately trying to finish his food without laughing*

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[shobi-enzo]

alma peregrine: y/n dear, its 3 am. Why are you still awake?

y/n: if you can eat chicken even though it is cannibalism for you, does that mean you can eat worms, rats, bird food and other birds if it's raw?

alma peregrine: BED. NOW.

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[birdiesflying]

Enoch, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking of going back to school and starting a career!

Emma, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.

Jacob: What the heck are you guys doing?

Enoch: Playing systemic oppression.

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[enochs-g0r3-jars]

Imagine mphfpc exactly as it is but instead of saying "Rise up dead man, rise up😈" Enoch says "Wakie wakiee🥰🤗"

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[arri0-0]

Jacob: Why my grandfather and you hate each other so much ?

Enoch: I don't know, he started and I followed.

Millard: Enoch, you welcomed him in German.

Enoch: I thought he was German !

Millard: You didn't even apologize for that.

Enoch: I learned German for him, I deserved a "thank you" but he never said it and I should apologize ? C'mon Millard, be realistic.

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[peculiar-peculiars]

Enoch: A little variety is the spice of death! Emma: Don't you mean life? Enoch: Of course I don't!

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[rowenas-my-fave-child]

Millard: I would watch the FANF movie in order to financially support the concept of-

Enoch: pffffft

Millard: what?

Enoch: you’re such a nerd: « I would watch FANF to support puppets in film »

Millard: well I was going to say to support the concept of physical props and puppeteering in film

#mphfpc #enoch o'connor #millard nullings #incorrect mphfpc quotes #Source: me and my brother #He is very Millard

[thepeculiarbird]

Millard : What does "homo" mean in "homograph" Victor : Gay.

#source: a classmate in french class #incorrect mphfpc quotes #mphfpc #victor bruntley #millard nullings