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#incorrect phantom of the opera quotes
handstler · 11 months
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Christine: who else here thought Erik was my boyfriend?
Christine: Erik, put your hand down.
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flea-palace · 11 months
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various phantom x text posts
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incorrect-poto · 10 months
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Christine: Wow, great work on all the props. Where did you get the fake skeletons?
Erik: Fake?
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carpeossa · 7 months
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Raoul: *having a nervous breakdown while trying to hunt down Erik in the opera house with Christine trying to stop him*
“I’m gonna go all the way up! I’m gonna do it! Stop hiding!
Erik! When I catch you, Erik!
Erik! When I catch you, Erik!
Erik! When I catch you, Erik!
Erik! When I catch you, Erik!
Erik! When I catch you, Erik!
Erik! When I catch you, Erik!
Erik! When I catch you, Erik!
Erik! When I catch you, Erik!
Erik! When I catch you, Erik!
Erik! When I catch you, Erik!
Erik! When I catch you, Erik!
Erik! When I catch you, Erik!
Erik! When I catch you, Erik!”
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cececrowley94 · 9 months
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Erik: (Speaking to Raoul) i admit, that we got off on the wrong foot. how about a cup of tea to start over?
Raoul: Thanks, that's very kind of you.
The cup of tea:
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stardust-willows · 1 day
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Raoul: I was never depressed before I came to this opera house...
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batcount27 · 10 months
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Erik: Y'all have read my sex operas but I've never actually had sex.
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The entirety of Beneath A Moonless Sky is so hilarious to me. Christine, about to get married, randomly shows up to wherever the hell Erik is, to “tell him she must go,” which like. Imagine going somewhere with the sole intention of saying hey mate I gotta go.
Then they do the good ol devil’s tango not once, not twice, but
Again and then again
(Let’s not even get into the logistics of that)
And then Erik, who just got the woman of his dreams, does the least Erik thing possible and just. Bounces. Just leaves her in bed.
AND THEN CHRISTINE JUST GOES BACK TO RAOUL??? AND CASUALLY GETS MARRIED??
The entire thing is just s o out of character why am I obsessed
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haredjarris · 1 year
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raoul when erik starts shrieking during down once more/track down this murderer:
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strangelittlelad · 1 year
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"Every night I go to the basement and close my phantom husband's coffin."
-Christine Daae to the Daroga (he asked how they were doing)
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Musicals as things I or other people have said
Hamilton: I always like to take a shot at our right wing audience members
Jekyll and Hyde: I’m going to drink this, and then I’m going to fight my shadow
Dear Evan Hansen: once in a while my mom is like; clean your room. Clean your attitude. Clean your face
Heathers: no amount of bleach can kill my mind
Mean Girls: you are so straight it disgusts me
Next to Normal: if the voices in your head are saying it, it must be true
Beetlejuice: the emo effect just makes you emo
Be More Chill: I can live in the ear canal
Wicked: if a blonde has glasses she’s an oxymoron, if she doesn’t have glasses she’s just a moron
Les Mis: here’s a rock. Go to the frontlines
Waitress: you know what pie makes me think of? DOGS!
Rent: hobos are capable of anything
Book of Mormon: you can’t steal God’s chips
Sweeney Todd: Jacques, I will cut out your tongue
Little Shop of Horrors: I wanted a piece of that guy’s face
Bare a pop opera: I am a happily married gay man
Ride the Cyclone: that rat is prettier than you
Phantom of the Opera: I am going to kill every composer that puts fortissimo in percussion
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handstler · 9 months
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Meg: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
Sorelli: I sleep with a knife.
Christine: Both of you are pathetic.
Sorelli: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Christine: Erik.
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flea-palace · 10 months
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healthy!
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incorrect-poto · 10 months
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Christine: We all have our demons. 
Christine, grabbing Erik: This one’s mine!
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After summoning a new ghoul, trying to figure out where to put them, Papa's be like:
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wusopiejung25 · 8 months
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DUTP incorrect quotes
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Erik screenshot by @nonstopdutpspam
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