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chrispaulcolfer · 2 years

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Arghh I accidentally read some anti-klaine ship and my brain kinda started malfunctioning and rn I can't enjoy their relationship like I used to... I mean every time I try,the thoughts that constantly pop in my mind are about their cheating incidents (Chandler and Eli) and how other canon couples didn't cheat and I am like so mad at writers cause rn it looks like I just stopped shipping them because of this stupid rant about their worse moments.... I am mad though cause they were my OTP and I still wanna enjoy then,but because of that rant I feel like I can't... what should I do? Did it ever happen to you?

No other canon couples....cheated? You mean Rachel never cheated with Puck while dating Finn. Or how Brittany cheated on Artie with Santana. Or how Quinn cheated on Sam with Finn. Or how Finn cheated on Quinn with Rachel. Or how Rachel never cheated on Brody with Finn. Or how Quinn cheated on Finn with Puck. Hell even Mercedes kissed Sam when she was dating another guy! 🤔

But then again all those couples immediately owned up to it when it happened, they didn't keep it from their significant other...right? Rachel putting blame on Finn when she told him and he broke up with her "you said you'd never break up with me". 10/10, healthiest couple for sure! How Santana manipulated Brittany into thinking different plumbing makes it okay and suddenly Brittany was the victim when Artie confronted her about her cheating. HOW DARE ARTIE, HE MADE THE INFANT CRY! Or how Quinn didn't know if she was in love with Sam or Finn so she couldn't make up her mind, so she continued toying with both of them. Because #girlboss! Fuck them guys feelings, they're not human! And how Finn couldn't make up his mind on if he wanted Rachel or Quinn, including toying with Rachel's emotions when he thought Quinn was pregnant with his child just for the sake of her getting back into glee. IT'S FOR THE GREATER GOOD, good thinking Finn! Maybe you'll get a harem out of it! Rachel thinking she was knocked up with Finn's child while Brody was blissfully unaware (or "unaware"). AND OH, she wasn't pregnant so let's just sweep it under the rug like it never happened because haha. Or how Quinn told Finn it was his baby and not Puck's. That was goals for me tbh. (Did Mercedes' own up right away to her bf? I'm blanking)

...But sure, Klaine's Eli and Chandler debacle is positively the worst of every couple on glee. Blaine and Kurt never grew into better people or had talks about it to advance forward. Kurt never stated that he chose to trust Blaine. They never even joked about Eli (or Chandler if the body swap counts) or even cheating to make light of such a traumatic event. Because you know, going through something awful like being cheated on where your trust is chipped away, having the comfortability to mention it in a light manner so it just becomes a story of the past instead of a bitter memory that silently never gets talked about again, is definitely not healthy coping mechanisms to growth together. Nope! They sure don't do that!

No couple, fictional or real, is going to have a clean slate (that's boring, this isn't a Disney couple and I like it that way - as a writer the angst fuels me). Is cheating the "ideal" couple goals to have for an OTP? Of course not. But holding it against a couple when there is signs of growing through and past with forgiveness from both ends sounds exhausting and bitter. Whatever this "anti-klaine" post logic is that made you sit back and second guess yourself, there are even more "pro-klaine" posts that will bring up different even more logical reasonings as to why we enjoy klaine. If you're struggling, that's fine, and very healthy to sit back and pick things apart so you can think for yourself. But it's not healthy to dwell on the negative either and ignore all the growth the couple did together and apart. Of course I struggled with it when it happened in season 4, but clearly Kurt isn't letting it dictate their relationship, and neither is Blaine. So I'm good, anon, I'm good. I'm enjoying seeing all the times Kurt was happy with Blaine before and after Eli and Chandler. I'm enjoying the knowledge they have a kid together. I'm enjoying their happy old couple married life being canon and not just a headcanon.

#long post #answered #I'm the old man of the the kl/aine ship smoking a pipe #I've seen it all anon. I've experienced it all. doubt and anger and all that. I'm old now.

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lampoest · 3 years

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Unfiltered thoughts watching mission impossible rouge nation inspired by @chaotically-cas

(sorry its so long my brain is all over the place)

this is also part 14 of me watching it every day :/

CURSING WARNING !! ALSO SPOILERS !!!

why is brandt first to speak

starting out with "shit" good call benji

brandt man we get the package is on the mcfucking plane

badass luther 10/10

nervous benji 10/10

that one sound effects sounds like the discord notif

why he in a fancy suit

*jumps on a plane with almost no plan on getting inside*

why did tom cruise think this was agood idea?

but like why would benji even open the ramp?

how is he not winded from that?

classic ethan

THE INTRO 1000/10

SOLOMON LANE !!

wait you can already see lane in the record shop.

how do they tell the agents these little convos?

also damn way to give it away

what if someone just looked in that room and saw the secret message?

also how did the disc get changed? because the imf definitely didnt make that

and how did lane know where he was going?

speaking of lane---

dang that man is pretty

he always sets guns down carefully

i can only see alec baldwin as trump from his snl skits so i dont take hunley seriously ;-;

damn brandt needs to step it up. man keeps letting himself be inturrupted

bruh the imf is only luck

why did no one resrict his legs?

also why is janik such an asshole?

dang she cool !!

why does it take janik so long to get that gun?

bravo-echo 1-1

this man is bleeding but decided instead of taking care of his wound he calls brandt.

i like how you actually see ethan worried and confused trying to plan his next moves. he is rarely caught off guard so it's refreshing to see his more human side

hunley spitting accusations damn bro

also a big fuck you from ethan to hunley

dang ethan is good

brandts little hidden smile

and ethan leaving trails

bitch how you sketch that good???

STAN BENJI !!

youve won, your way out of a job

benji is good

my little brandt x benji shipper in me is happy

simon pegg is such a good actor

the first time i saw this i was like: aww noooo

all dunn with that

TO THE OPERA !!!

TUX BENJI TUX BENJI

i cant tell if that was ethan

it just looks like youre talking to yourself thats more sus than using a phone

want drama? go to the opera

ok but like if you look like that im sorry you are a bad guy. thats like a stereotypical bad guy face

benji-

you can see ethan in the background of that scene

flute gun flute gun

oh no benji is in the closet. dont worry man we love you

if i were there and i just had a good vantage point i could find lane in an instant

ooh ilsa pretty

pipe gun

also pamphlet computer

those key things are cool and plausible

spiderman spiderman does whatever, ethan hunt can?

a W O M A N

what W O M A N?

reminds me of a marshmallow gun i made out if pvc pipes.

why does she not put that thing back?

also the dude loads it and then later it is unloaded

dang that guy is pretty tall.

ethan is so tiny

dis bitch is like uhh gimmie a sec to catch my breath mate

why he only dropkick people?

only 30 mins in ?!?!

the cinematography is exquisite

yes benji goin sicko mode

*gets shot* just a flesh wound

bruh i would've been so startled at that

i love how confused he is at that

ilsa saves ethan once again

they did this on the first day of filming

skdjs

ah yes random package in car = not bomb totally

if she tried to shoot benji then yes she is a bad person

but she didnt try to, she could've easily but didn't

benji being paranoid

she could just say the dude's name

benji being scared

hunley jumping to conclusions

brandt actually cares yeey

why di they approach from different sides of the street they were in the same car.

benji was far away from the sparks why he flinch?

friendship goals

oop plot dump that only mission impossible can get away with

ok...

why this mf's voice so smooth

lane is struggling with chopsticks

also lane :))))

ive chocked on my water so many times watching this scene

lanes voice :))))))

SHE RUINED HIS SUSHI WHAT THE FUCK ILSA

this man dont know what personal space is

gotta look up these peeps mbti types

casablanca references

also benji is wearing dollar store lookin glasses while ethan is wearing some fancy glasses

luther is top notch

as much as i dont like jeremy renner he delivers these lines really well

because atlee is a bitch

oh honey please, impossible is a walk in the park

benji just wants to wear a mask

id be so nervous walking through those

yes...

personal wellbeing who?

why not bring a plastic bottle full of air?

tom cruise can hold his breath for 6 minutes and he learned to do so for that scene

luther big brain

damn cctv

why did they need to break in while benji was going in?

das sus but ok

also isnt et voila french?

she just randomly tapping the ipad

benji being stressed

if he missed the exact center

i want one of those to open my locker's lock

if he just went with the current and didnt try to force his way against the water ilsa wouldn't have had to save him

imagine if he put the wrong one in-

she is breathing heavily to over saturate her body with oxygen so she can hold her breath longer

see ilsa makes it out without well and she went with the current

BENJI'S OUTFIT YESSS :))))))

no you didn't

you gave her a false sense of security

ethan's confused face for the next like 10 mins is great

liar

why does that one man look like sean ambrose?

parkour

skdjdksjdjdkfjs

the facial acting in this

STAIRS STAIRS STAIRS

the glare yesss

vrrrm vrrm

hey its you !

drivin like a grandma

shit !

benji just screaming

im convinced that ethan is indestructible

no you didn't survive that

bonk

dskfh

ethan didnt just-

also why didnt benji just tell ethan he made a copy ???

dont shoot and drive kids

high speed motorcycle chase with no helmet or leather. tom cruise, how?

i wanna learn how to drive a motorcycle

HOW THE FUCK IS HE NOT DEAD YET ?!?!

the lighting

ofc brandt would be the person why sits backwards on a chair. fkn bi vibes

benji to the rescue

fuck off atlee

i am so proud of us ...

the lines are done so well here

benji lookin like how i look when my parents argue

YES THIS SCENE

LANE LANE LANE LANE LANE

im too fucking gay for this movie-

once again no personal space

*inhales* :))))))))))))))

ive like memorized the entire script of this including the music

1 man performance of m:i5 ???

benji's outfit

also i love how youre able to see the characters in the background. props for the attention to detail

i need that haircut because his hair is lookin A+

fuck you atlee

ilsa spitting straight facts

uhh ilsa he still loves julia

NO BENJI NOOOO

EW FUCK OFF JANIK NO ONE LIKES YOU

speak of the devil-

betrayal--

WOULDNT YOU LIKE TO KNOW WEATHER BOY !??

actin sus

BENJI LANE BENJI LANE

his posture shdhskhsj (i cant be talking though)

0 personal space whatsoever

why does everyone have the same haircut in this???

simon mcburney pretending to be hunt prentending to be atlee

manipulation !?

the syndicate you say ? i know a thing or two about them 😼😼😼

damn though renner delivers these lines really well

a black tie? how informal. ..

complimenting hunt right infront of him

but he really didnt

i never realized that they were on the clock for this

huh...

the lil head nod though-

HAHA YEAH FUCK YOU ATLEE

is it bad that i hate atlee more than i hate lane?

ethan big smart wrinkle brain

janik just reading a fucking magazine

ethan has a photographic memory

oh look its benji :)))

lane :))))

ethan being tough

it must be aquward to get the low angle shots

lane is running out the clock to put pressure on ethan hmmm big brain

it isnt working though :\

damn he so cocky that hes telling the villain his plan

ill give you 1/5 of the money you wanted to get my bf back

ok but like does tom cruise just not age?

kill the woman

ugh i hate janik

the trust that is shown between those two is great

yes the score and the chase are so great

also this man really hates windows for some reason

fuck off janik

sneaky sneaky

EYY ITS LANE !!!

yeyy janik is dead

once again dodging bullets and hating glass

couldve killed him but needed him alive

the glass box

badass ethan

all the pretty men assembled

lane really let himself go aster this

dang though lane is my favorite villain ever

i like how for once the girl and the guy just are friends instead of romantically involved

eyy the callbacks to how the movie started.

welcome to the imf

#benji x brandt #mission impossible rogue nation #mission impossible #ethan hunt #benji dunn #luther stickell #ilsa faust #william brandt

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loverboy-havocboy · 6 years

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favorite love song? i have a playlist but some are: loud like love - placebo, sweet disposition - the temper trap, first day of my life - bright eyes, lovesong - the cure, just what i needed - the carshow did your first kiss happen? haha so i was in a committed ldr but this girl who had been manipulating me for 5 or 6 years convinced me to try polyam with her so i could have physical affection. all we did was kiss once and it was a really bad experience and our fucked up friendship ended shortly after that because she tried to get me to break up with my bf!

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girltomboy · 3 years

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LOOOL AHAHAHA does my family ever miss an opportunity to control and manipulate me? It seems NOT! Ever, boy, every opportunity is seized and exploited to. the. max. It's my grandma's sister's birthday today, and she has had a rough end of the year, had covid probably (not even sure about this, my family describes any illness as covid now). And she's been having other health issues as well, so my mom called her. I could hear her fake voice in the other room so I closed my door LMAO. And she came into my room with the phone (I fucking hate when she does this btw) so I can talk to her myself, even though I was pretending to be asleep. And I also hated how she was just standing there next to my bed as I was on the phone, like for what reason? Do you want to talk or do you want to let me talk? Are you in a rush? So she left and my great aunt or whatever I should call her started talking to me about my future job, I was like again this shit??? Can I EVER catch a break? And then she started giving me relationship advice, like to not date guys outside the church (XDXDXDXDXDXDXD) and to not """"stray""""" from god, I was like haha YEAH :D DEFINITELY :D 🤘👌🤙👍👏�� and then the conversation kinda steered towards hanging up. But like I really love and respect this great aunt. Not gonna hold what she says against her, but against my family because they (ahem grandma) are most likely gossipping to her about my private shit. N E Wayyyyssss my bf has an exam soon and I HATE being alone with my mom BTW. Not a fan. My stepdad is gonna be gone for at least 10 more days. Not a fan. But I'm really not gonna let her fuck me up.

#she was trying to be friendly earlier i was like....... uncomfortable dog.gif #i wish i could get the fuck out of here and live peacefully by myself #can i have that? can i ever have that? can i ever do that will i ever reach that level of peace and comfort and safety in my life?#what should i even do to manifest something like this

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paintstaking · 7 years

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do all the odds for the ask game

gracias friend

1. Are looks important in a relationship?

- i mean everyone says no but i mean,,, it’s not like a /defining/ thing but it’s part of it let’s be real

3. Are you a virgin?

- si

5. Are you in love?

- mmm no

7. Can you commit to one person?

- sure why not

9. Describe your perfect mate

- just like,,, not an asshole and also someone who can get really passionate about things11. Do you ever want to get married?

- /ever/? not sure probably not13. Do you get jealous easily?

- nope lmao15. Do you have any piercings?

- i just got my ears pierced over the winter break17. Do you like kissing in public?

- um i think no.21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

- pROBABLy but idk i haven’t heard much from them for a while23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

- oh no,,, six whole months,,, staying loyal,, , to one, person,, the horror,,, oh no,,,, what the fuck of course im not a monster25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?

- not particularly27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?

- yeS it made me cry

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?

- NO31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?

- lmao yes33. Have you ever had sex with a man?

- no35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

- yes but only by a couple of weeks37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

- i don’t think so39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

- no?41. Have you had sex so far this year?

- HA that’s funny43. How long was your longest relationship?

- 7-8 months i can’t rly remember45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?

- 047. How old are you?

- 1549. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

- um i think i’d have to get a boyfriend/girlfriend first51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

- haha no.53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

- no55. Share a relationship story.

- i dated this guy in 8th grade, except i didn’t /really/ like him in a romantic sense it was more like everyone shipped us together and he asked me out and i was like “ok bc everyone wants it to happen” anyway he was slimy and annoying and ended up cheating on me so moral of the story is don’t go out w them if u don’t actually like them57. Things you want to say to an ex

- i haven’t talked to that guy since 8th grade and i’m not gonna start now59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)

- i don’t feel like posting here so just go to my insta: @msviolentteddybear61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?

- hair prob, maybe eyes63. What is your definition of “having sex”?

- orgasming?? 65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?

- i don’t fucking know i’m 1567. What is your idea of the perfect date?

- idrc as long as me and the other person have fun69. What turns you off?

- manipulative personalities71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?

- my english grade went up73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?

- if u create anything and r like “i thought abt u while doing this!” im basically sold75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

- probably written a song for me she’s such a good friend i miss her

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?

- divide your age by 2 then add 7 and that’s the youngest you can date. i can’t remember where i heard that but apparently it works 79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?

- the last time that i can remember was in 3rd grade we had these lanyards and if u were caught doing something good you were given a sticker. ten stickers and they’d punch a hole in ur lanyard and put ur picture up on the “10″ column on the bulletin board in front of the main office. and the first person to get to 100 got a special prize (like a board game or smthn) and anyway my friend ended up getting to 100 first before i did and i was so jealous and upset that i actually cried until i got home81. Who are five people you find attractive?

- [insert 5 ppl that i can’t think of rn oops]

83. Who was your first kiss with?

- my slimy 8th grade bf85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

- only if i ever got to see them irl but sure why not

#ask #eheu

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