If fakir succeeds in turning duck human what the FUCK does that look like from charon’s perspective like.
Your son brings home a fully naked woman who’s now dripping pond water all over your floor. She has no home no family no possessions she doesn’t even own CLOTHES. You swear you’ve never met this woman before but something about her is vaguely familiar? Your son is talking to her like he’s known her all his life. Cherry on the fucking cake she has the same name as your son’s duck that he adores. You’re never going to see that goddamn duck again.
The funniest arguments are the ones where one country tries to claim a food or type of clothing is solely theirs and shouldn’t be associated with another country pointing out it also exists somewhere else. Even if ‘somewhere else’ is a neighbouring country that a century ago was a part of the same place, somehow this calls people to violence
I love TSLOCG but I wish that the writers would let the characters experience growth and be impacted by their emotions/circumstances for more than like… 1-2 episodes.
Like? Kimberly had to donate her eggs to stay at the school and it was never mentioned again. Bela sleeps with a 35yo man and breaks up with her bf and it’s like it never happened the very next episode. Or, Leighton comes out one time and the next episode everyone entire school knows and its just not a big deal anymore, as if that’s how coming out works???
It’s just!! So weird!! I constantly feel like I’ve skipped an episode or something.
if i was joel this recording alone would’ve been enough to convince me the fireflies are stupid & have no idea what they’re doing bc what the fuck is this 😭😭
my gender + orientation when combined with my taste in media is so funny. yeah i’m queer genderfluid n i also consider myself a nb sapphic. yeah i do experience attraction to men but it’s rare so i don’t really consider myself a gay dude? i’d also be surprised if a gay guy were into me on the basis of gender. while my gender is almost never strictly male or female i tend to lean a bit more fem i guess??? so i like sapphic :)
“what kind of ships do you tend to like and relate to” Boys Kissing
that video of jackson bringing a fan up on stage and dancing in front of her, if i was her i wouldn’t stop laughing like why tf are you grinding the floor rn get UP
fun fact i actually wrote a long and beautiful fic for november 5th last year, but i’d typed it directly into my drafts and scheduled it for that night but then hit post limit at 7am and the fic vanished into the void and i can’t even remember what it was about now