#it's a fucking dumb one I bet

[patchanons]

I hope @staff knows that it's fucking exhausting to be sent back to the blog instead of the post when you JUST WANT THE POST!!!

#what was the reason??? #it's a fucking dumb one I bet

[hella1975]

11pm in manchester airport plane landed at 10pm after being DELAYED AND ANNOYING AND EVERYTHING WRONG WITH RYANAIR for over an hour. when is my train home from this godforsaken city you ask? 5am. good job im stuck in arrivals where there are no coffee shops or even regular charging ports haha. so glad to be spending the next six hours sat by the squeaky baggage claim machine. thank god my mum was sympathetic about it right haha… right????

#YELLINGGGG GET ME OUTTTT OF HEREEEE #WHAT THE FUCK AM I MEANT TO DO FOR 6 HOURS 😭 #like yeah if i could amble about duty free coffee shops for a bit like i originally planned I’d be golden a bit bored but fine #BUT THIS??? THIS LOOKS LIKE THE BACKROOMS IVE BEEN HERE ONE HOUR AND WANT TO END IT ALL #WHY IS THIS AIRPORT LIKE THIS 😭 MANCHESTER THIS IS WHY NO ONE WANT YOU FR #called my mum like ‘I’m not being dumb right there’s no shops or anything after arrivals it’s just the exit’ #bc if I leave arrivals I am NOT allowed to re-enter so I won’t even get this dogshit area that is at least indoors and covered #so I’m NOT chancing that shit #and she was SO FUCKING UNHELPFULLL she literally was just like ‘I dunno’ & when I complained she went ‘what were you expecting? a hotel?’ #LIKE GIRL THE REASON IM HERE ON MY OWN IS BC THE FRIEND THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO STAY AT THE AIRPORT WITH ME HAD TO MAKE OTHER PLANS #BC HER PARENTS LITERALLY WERENT OKAY WITH HER STAYING HERE FOR SO LONG LIKE THAT #IM LITERALLY A YOUNG GIRL ALONE IN THE AIRPORT FOR THE NEXT 6 HOURS AND NOT EVEN THE PART OF THE AIRPORT YOURE SUPPOSED TO WAIT IN #THAT’S WEIRD. YOU’RE WEIRD #I DO NOT KNOW THIS CITY. LIKE THAT IS AN IMPORTANT DETAIL I DO NOT KNOW MANNY AND IM ALONE AND IT’S NIGHTTIME. WHAT THE FUCK AND HELL #AT LEAST BE FUCKING NICE OH MY GODDD #anyway. just saw a jesus i bet on losing dogs edit. what was that about

[lilnasxvevo]

I don’t think Jiang Cheng and Lan Wangji have actually stonily ignored each other for 16 straight years since Wei Wuxian died. I think their relationship has ebbed and flowed and changed shape several times, and that they’ve reluctantly worked together in situations where they’ve realized “ugh, That Fucking Guy is the only other person in this room with the Correct Opinion,” and most importantly I think they have a huge argument every few years to keep the loathing fresh and alive.

They’ve actually put a lot of work into their relationship, but the work they’ve put in is purely to maintain as much animosity between them as possible. And that is why they seem so very divorced.

#the reason I made this post is Hm I bet at one point they had a huge argument about Sizhui #because I really. don’t think Jiang Cheng is dumb enough to not figure out who Sizhui is #and he must have gone to Wangji like ‘you can’t just raise That baby in the cloud recesses are you fuckign crazy?’ #and Wangji is like ‘hmm well. i can and I will. actually.’ #and Jiang Cheng tries to argue that it puts both Wangji and Sizhui in danger to do so #and then Wangji says something INCREDIBLY hurtful about Jiang Cheng’s inability to protect his OWN loved ones #and Jiang Cheng is like alright fuck you I was just trying to help but if we’re #*we’re playing THIS game then you’re just trying to protect this kid because you feel guilty you couldn’t protect Wei Wuxian #and then they each say a few more of the most hurtful things they can think of and then they try to kill each other #and maybe demolish part of an inn in Caiyi while they’re at it. SORRY! WE’LL PAY FOR THAT

[dykebeckett]

I hope when I go back to the tea room their new chai blend is ready I want to try it so bad.

#last time I was there they remembered me as chai girl. and I’m not a girl but I’m totally a chai girl #the one original blend by them I have is sooooo good so I bet the chai will Fuck #it’s a holiday blend called Santa’s milk and cookies which is a dumb bad name but it’s so yummy #I almost want to get out of bed and make some now but I won’t it’s black tea

[hellboundhimbo]

i have this inside joke with a friend of mine where hiei keeps making bets that he is most certain he will win, but inevitably loses them after a long period of time.

funniest part about it is like, he doesn’t have any money, and he doesn’t recognize the monetary value of human money bc “foolish human games,” but he’s so confident he will win that he just makes a complete ass of himself every time. so he’s just accumulating debt through sheer hubris until he decides to terrorize his local 7/11 by applying for a job to pay off his owing. or just. robs someone, probably.

anyway have this meme i made last night

#specifically the bit is that he kurama and botan have an ongoing bet about whether or not kuwabara and yusuke will get together #kurama and botan say yes. hiei’s like “i have little interest in your childish game. #but i will play along if just to reap a reward from your stupidity. #fast forward like. half a decade a hiei’s chilling in the tree in someone’s backyard when he gets a telepathic message from kurama—- #informing him of his loss. and he’s like FUCK GOD DAMMIT #has to start working at a convienience store to pay off his debt bc he HATES knowing he owes anyone anything #it’s utterly humiliating but like he never stops. bc he just HAS to be right one of these days. it’s both pride and spite. #he develops what is essentially a minor gambling addiction out of sheer hubris #anyway ramble over this bit is very dumb but i love it #hiei #yyh #yu yu hakusho #fishboy talks #technically

[devilfruitdyke]

'our lives revolve around technology' yup 'we just scroll on our phones looking for validation for hours :(' NO BITCH SOME OF US HAVE JOBS 💀

#'we'll lose our critical thinking skills !!!' ill need a knee replacement at 30. #'by 2030-' no what about the people who have chronic knee shin neck back or stomach pain from sitting down too much right tf now #i bet if they had a week off of their dumb fucking jobs theyd just scroll twitter the whole time! #no one really wants to go outside or exercise and they dont do those things of their own volition :(

[sandinthemachine]

https://twitter.com/neighsquared/status/1627330676713476096?t=ODdahTXbSs3jG0HCsl4eeA&s=19

lmao I just want to tackle him or get squashed trying

#this one has boyfriend energy okay #just someone you can goof around with and laugh at all the dumb shit you both say #no lie tho i bet his face is just pale as fuck and he sunburns so easily #the real horror is when he's red as a lobster #anon replies #könig art #favorite

[mariusroyale]

rewatching himym and realising how funny it would be if leo and raph had a slap bet

with, their bros as slap bet commissioners ofc

#or splinter as slap bet commissioner #oR WAIT NO APRIL #just throughout their lives raph gets to slap leo and he holds it over him #when leo’s being his brand of annoying and raph decides he’s had enough #at leo’s wedding he uses it bc ofc he fucking does #he gives mikey and donnie a free pass to slap him too why not #i say this bc the slap bet is one of my favourites abt himym lmao #and also the idea that raph just holds this power over him and leo pretends he doesn’t lose sleep over it #if u know nothing abt the slap bet idk what to tell u #it’s sacred dude #it’s a sacred thing #(it’s not it’s dumb) #text post #rottmnt #rise raph #rise leo

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

“mOM YEsssSSSsS iM COmpLeTELy SeRiOuS, tHiS mAn iS tHE lOve oF mY liFe!!!!!!!!”

#why is this concept so hard to understand? it is not that hard #this doofus man-child is my prince charming okay #Also I bet it would be fucking hard to challenge him to a staring contest because one dumb look like this and I'd be wiped out #Wes Borland #Limp Bizkit #nu-metal #down the rabbit hole #Black Light Burns

[detective4blog]

I wrote a follow up to this because I'm foaming at the mouth

Sebastian stared at the reply and the address he already knew. He didn't expect to get an answer. Maybe assuming that John was constantly busy was a bit stupid on his part.

In his defense, how easy is it to balance being a doctor and an assistant to a detective?

He shuddered at the thought of having a normal job on top of everything he already does. Managing the other snipers within the network, making sure Jim doesn't get his pretty face damaged or killed, take care of the occasional target he gets...

God, doing some other job would either kill him or lead him to more violent urges.

Not the point. He could see John today. He could get the answers to those stupid questions that bothered him all night. He could...act like he was normal.

Damnit.

Sebastian rubbed his face and groaned. He could act normal, sure, but if he wanted to keep talking to John, he had to have a good cover story. God forbid he says he works at a bank one day and the next say he's something else.

Though never keeping a job would fit him. Not the point.

"In-between jobs right now," he muttered to himself. It was the best answer he could have now. Maybe he could get some pathetic sod from the network to spew out a fake identity. It'd be easy considering his "rank" or whatever.

Clothes. Did he have any that didn't smell like alcohol, blood, and gun oil? Probably not. Maybe those nicer clothes Jim buys could work if he managed it. A button up and jeans, and the least stained t-shirt underneath.

He started digging around, tossing the needed clothes on the bed. Good thing he already showered. Shaving wasn't a big concern; besides, people like a scruffy, tough looking man!

...hopefully.

He got dressed, rinsing his mouth with mouthwash as he started getting the regular things to leave the house.

Keys. Phone. Pocket knife. Wallet.

How much money did he have? If things went there, getting a hotel room would be in both's interest. He fumbled through the wallet, scowling at the sad amount he carried with him.

Great. Now he has to stop at the bank and get money from the account Jim deposits payment into. Which will be noticed because he never does this, and then Jim will ask questions and-

Whatever. Cross that burning bridge later, he wanted to be prepared for the best and worst. Good thing he kept condoms in his wallet already.

Tugging on the first jacket that he saw, Sebastian left. He called a taxi, not in the mood to figure out which train he has to board and when. For being born and raised here, he really had no clue about the Tube system.

Curse his rich bastard of a father.

...

Sebastian stared up at the red sign, wondering if this was a dream. He kicked the side of his leg to check, wincing slightly.

Not a dream.

"'Bastian?"

His heart nearly exploded. From being surprised or an ungodly amount of joy, he wasn't sure.

There was John, wearing a nice jumper. Looking like a piece of sunlight captured into a human vessel. Eyes bright with happiness, lips curled into a grin...perfect in every way.

Say something, dumbass!

"Hey, doc."

I'm fucking hopeless. "Doc"? Real original! I'm sure he's never heard that one before-

John laughed. He was laughing at that shitty nickname, head shaking slightly. He was laughing and it sounded like it would be the call of an angel, not the laugh of a regular human.

Sebastian had absolutely no memory of going inside the cafe and sitting down but at some point, that occurred. He prayed that he wasn't just staring at John the entire time like an idiot.

"So, how are you?" The doctor asked kindly, hands wrapped around a cup of tea. The blonde laughed a little, wetting his lips nervously. He still wasn't used to the scar tissue over his lips that disrupt the texture.

"I'm alive, at least. In-between jobs right now, and surprisingly single." He answered so easily, a crooked grin shifting onto his face.

More of that honeyed laughter. "Really? I thought out of everyone I knew, you'd settle down first."

I would've if I didn't fall into a fuckin' pit and-

Sebastian cut his own thought off by laughing in return, shaking his head. Bits of his hair curled around his shoulders now, bringing that smell of fruit with them. "You though that I'd settle down? I got described as a little heartbreakin' bastard by pretty much everyone!"

John shrugged in response, taking a sip of his tea. It was difficult not to stare at his lips but somehow the sniper managed. "You were the one who'd muse on about living in the country with your partner."

He remembered that?

Sebastian blinked, rubbing the back of his neck. "Haven't found someone to go off into the rolling green hills yet." He managed to respond, acting like he hadn't forgotten his own damn words. "What about you?"

"It's...difficult keeping a girlfriend with my flatmate. He isn't a...people's person." John explained with an awkward chuckle. Sebastian bit back a comment of agreeing.

"What's that bloke like? I didn't really read much on the blog." He admitted, head turning to the side.

John stared into his cup for a moment, obviously trying to think of a way to describe the detective in a way that wasn't a long rant. "A bit of a know-it-all who knows he's smart and makes sure everyone knows."

Interesting how that was the exact way he'd describe Jim. Though it'd more that he makes it everyone else's problem that he's the genius in the room.

"I see. Hopefully you'll find a gal who doesn't mind your...friend?"

John nodded at the last part, shrugging again. "Maybe. Where are you living? Please say it's not back home."

"Fuck no. I've got a place with Severin. It's a cheap flat that frankly needs destroyed, but it's ours." A complete lie at the moment. He was still living with Jim for the time being. Eventually he did plan on moving out and getting someplace for him and his brother.

"That's good. Tell Severin I said 'hi' for me." John looked relieved by the answer. Sebastian nodded in response, placing his hands firmly on his knees to stop them from bouncing. "Looks like you've seen some excitement. The scars, I mean."

"Oh, these old things? Turns out I'm not the only one who doesn't always fight clean." He couldn't hide the excitement in his voice at the topic of...well, fighting. If he could only have two interests for the rest of his days, it would be space and fighting.

John raised a brow, looking amused. "It helps your whole...tough guy with a heart of gold thing going on."

He thinks I have a heart of gold? I could get him a heart and cast it in gold if he asked.

Maybe he should stop listening to Jim's attempts of dating advice.

He laughed, head shaking a bit. "Sure, it's a golden heart, but it's a pretty damaged one. Dirty, too."

"Doesn't mean you're any less worthy of love, 'Bastian. One day you'll find someone that'll cherish that heart, help you repair it and clean it."

You are making it so much harder to not fall back in love with you, you sweet bastard.

Sebastian felt his face heat up, avoiding eye contact while his heart pounded in his ears. "Right, yeah. Someone that'll cherish..." He mumbled, too flustered to think.

It wasn't even something to get flustered over!

He heard John laugh, the cup be lifted from his saucer, then placed down gently. "Your ears still go red when you blush."

Fuck.

"Good thing I've got hair to cover that up." He managed to say, pushing his hair in place to cover the reddening ears. More laughter from John, pitched so sweetly with lightheartedness.

"God, I haven't laughed this much in a while." The doctor admitted, fixing the collar of his shirt. "You always make it easier to laugh."

I'm going to fucking fall in love with you, stop it.

"What can I say? I'm just gift to all who have the pleasure and displeasure to know me." A signature cocky grin spread, followed up by a playful wink. "It's nice to hear you laugh again."

John's eyes seemed to brighten with something. Sebastian couldn't tell what had sparked in his eyes, getting lost in those beautiful eyes. It was like gazing into a blue crystal ball that carried so many human emotions inside. Grief, joy, anger, regret, love...

"I still have that pendant you made me."

Sebastian's eyes widened, jaw nearly dropping. "Holy shit, really?"

The doctor nodded with vigor, eyes glimmering with memories. "It's been sitting in some little trinket box for the longest time. I nearly forgot about it until now."

You kept the shitty little charm I made you by melting down a pound and burning my fingers trying to put a fingerprint into it...and then failing to do so and just making a weird dip in it?

"That's bloody insane. I mean, I'm glad to hear it but...damn. I should get you a chain for it, it'd be a better keychain or whatever. Maybe a Christmas ornament."

"I'd like it as Christmas ornament. I'll get that taken care of so you can see it if you stop by. We...try to host little holiday parties. Keyword try." John went from overjoyed to slightly dimmed down, likely remembering disastrous Christmas pasts.

Wait. You want to see me on Christmas? Have me over, spend time with me? You're going to make that broken little heart get fixed without raising a finger, John...

"That'd be nice. I mean, I'd be the first holiday party I'd go to willingly. I'd want that to have you there, yaknow?" Was it obvious he was fumbling over his words? Was his face more red or did it just feel warmer? God, this was a blissful disaster.

John brightened at that, nodding. "I'll do everything in my power to make it a good one, then. You'll get to eat some good homemade food if all else goes wrong."

Sebastian nodded, a more gentle smile growing on his face. "I think those girls who left you just because your flatmate is a bit of a dick didn't see how sweet you are."

Was that too flirty? I mean, I'm not trying to flirt or anything but...

John blinked, bursting into laughter after processing what was said. "Ever the smooth talker, 'Bastian!" He covered his mouth to stifle the continuous laughter, face flushing with joy-

Fuck, that's adorable.

Sebastian bit his tongue to keep back what he wanted to say. He wanted nothing more than to spill out all the yearnings and wishes that had been plaguing him all of last night and today.

"Hey, I'm just being honest over here!" Joining the laughter was irresistible, John had a contagious laugh. "You're a bloody sweetheart, mate."

A darker pink tint glowed on John's cheeks, finally managing to get control of his laughter. "I think you're the sweet one here, mate. I mean, you've been like...a ray of sunshine. Just positivity and the works." The doctor paused, brow furrowing. "Or I've been around my friend a bit too much."

Sebastian was still trying to process being called a ray of sunshine to respond, face absolutely burning a dark red. His heart had to be working overtime for how fast it seemed it was beating.

This has to be a dream. It has to be. God, I want to kiss him.

"Pretty easy to be all positive and...sunshine-y with you, doc."

That fucking nickname again? Really? At this rate I'm gonna greet him with "what's up doc" like an idiot!

The banter continued, John's tea getting cold as it was abandoned in favor for conversation. Sebastian lost count of how many times the smallest thing the doctor did or said that made him feel...alive.

He felt alive, like the rush from energy drinks had been put in his system without the chemicals and flavorings. And god was it more addicting than any of those drinks. He felt like he could go a whole week without sleep if he had John with him.

Parting ways felt like removing a bandaid. It had to be done. His cab was by the side, John waiting outside to see him off. Sebastian wanted to linger, to reach out and hold, be held. But he didn't let himself try, getting in the cab and giving some ridiculous farewell with another mischievous wink.

His heart ached for what he knew he couldn't have. If he got what he wanted, it'd end in tragedy. The truth would come out, either from his own slip ups or from either of the Holmes spilling it. Then the way he was perceived would change, be tainted with "innocent" blood spread, and he could never be held in those arms again.

I want to be ordinary.

#johnstian #john watson/sebastian moran #starts biting the bars of my cage #sebastian moran #john watson #i wish i could convert more people for this ship #like i can't be the only one making up bullshit (affectionate)!!!!! i wanna read someone else's bullshit (affectionate)!!!!!!! #to like the four or three people who enjoy this ship: ily /p #rayx writes #cutely writes to mitski <333 #it's too perfect for them like shut UP #like bro if i could draw.......them and 'i bet on losing dogs' hits like a truck. #also 'i will' hits too. but that song just emotionally ruins me. #theres another song that isn't mitski that reminds me of them but i cannot recall #oh well. someday i'll have some bullshit about music with them. #eh jim got mentioned enough he can be tagged #jim moriarty #it's still implied or whatever the fuck but i'm too lazy to fix the tags #pov i tag before i finish writing like a dumb broad #jesus christ that last little paragraph hurt #shouout to 'eric' by mitski for fueling THAT #anyway um. it's like 4:30 in the morning. i started this at like...2:30-ish. #i'm deranged i need to be put in a box with a soft blanket and left to nap in the sunshine #god. hope you enjoy this holy shit i didn't expect THIS............

[legally-a-bastard]

I started today with 770 followers and now it’s 769. which post was it. I gotta know. someone, in the span of the past 4 hours, blocked me and I would LOVE to know why.

#hmmmmm. I wonder. #was it the pineapple pizza? #was it me yelling about genshin and fire emblem players and their backwards sense of anatomy? #my recent COD posting? #perhaps something else even???? #I bet it’s something dumb as fuck #sorry y’all I am just super on my bullshit today and I want to know which post pissed off one of y #my followers so much they blocked me #and it definitely wasn’t a recent follower that found out my blog content wasn’t what they thought #which makes me even more curious #very silly and intriguing to me

[andichoseyou]

OKAY. reblog this and tag TEN (only 10!!!!) songs that are on your dream Eras Tour setlist!!!

can be from any album, any era, literally ANY taylor song… if you could curate your own perfect taylor swift concert with ten songs… what would it be?

#please do this guys i dont wanna look dumb #i’ll go first!!!! #out of the woods OBVIOUSLY! #cruel summer .. duh #death by a thousand cuts #i bet you think about me #KARMA!!!!! would be so fun live #mr perfectly fine #atwtmw !!!!! like cmon !!!!!!! to scream fuck the patriarchy w taylor swift??? a dream #long live 🥺🥺🥺 #champagne problems #oof last one…… okay ummmmmmm #message in a bottle tbh. that would be SOOOO much fun live wah #that was hard…. i wanna hear every single ts song live #taylor swift #my thoughts

[lilnasxvevo]

I JUST FUCKING REALIZED SOMETHING

So you know in the scene when Lan Xichen toodles his flute and disarms everyone who has their sword drawn in that one scene really early on in the show? And Huaisang murmurs to Meng Yao, “The Twin Jades of Lan truly deserve their reputation” like he’s surprised about it? Like he’s never ENCOUNTERED the Twin Jades before?

Of fucking course he’s met the Twin Jades loads of times! He has to have, right? He’s the heir presumptive of a major clan, and they’re the sect leader and heir presumptive of a different major clan, and Xichen and Mingjue are friends! At the very least he has met Xichen a number of times, and probably has more than enough information to have long since concluded for himself that the Twin Jades of COURSE deserve their reputation.

Which means that the reason he says it is not out of surprise and it’s not a sudden realization he has. He doesn’t blurt it out. It’s a calculated comment intended for Meng Yao’s ears only. For some reason.

Very interesting, Nie Huaisang. Very interesting.

#i genuinely don’t know why he does this…I feel dumb I feel like I should know #could be anywhere from ‘that guy is one of the Twin Jades in case you didn’t know’ #to ‘Meng Yao I think you should climb him like a tree’ #to ‘god dammit I fucking love Xichen he’s a great guy and you can trust him’ #to ‘DAMN WASNT THAT COOL? BET YOU DIDNT KNOW THAT WAS PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE’

[look-at-the-stars-tonight]

Why do Some People constantly have to prove how smart they are

#it’s exhausting #like I’m just trying to have a normal conversation I don’t CARE #men are the most annoying creatures in the world #not all of them #but god I swear I know most of the ones that are #like even when I’m actually asking for him to teach me something #(which usually I’m not and he just decides it’s time for me to learn something I already know) #he uses super big words and makes things more confusing #when u do that. you’re just showing that you don’t know the topic well enough YOURSELF to properly explain it to someone else #anyways this is probably on me for giving him the benefit of the doubt and asking questions #actually I’m not done complaining #one time he asked me about my research #and TWO seconds after I started talking #he began interrupting to ask questions to prove how smart he is #and I’ve talked to So Many people about my research who are Much Much smarter than him #and they never made me feel dumb like he does #and then yesterday I was like ‘wow that lecture sucked for me I bet it did for u too cause ur not aerospace”’ #and he was like ‘no actually I understood most of it because I took a class 5 years ago’ SHUT THE FUCK UP #EVERY other person including aerospace people were like 👁____👁 during that lecture #u taking a class five years ago on it does not make u more qualified than everyone else who actually studied this subject for four years!! #ugh he’s so annoying #and this is not me complaining cause maybe he’s smarter than me #he probably is #but people generally aren’t this assholey about it #and I’ve been watching M (another much nicer guy) for a while in our classes #and he’s much MUCH smarter than L #u can tell solely by the kinds of questions he asks #but he never ever makes me feel dumb like L does #if you’ve gotten this far thank u for listening #i really should not be this annoyed I’m gonna have to be coworkers with him for a hot min

[hauntingblue]

I loved this movie about nami and her ex situationship reconciling and also anti capitalism

#i have one question are the episode 0 of movies just fanservice am i reding this right. also zoro looks jealous and petty #can they in like love action make zoro chastize sanji bc he is an ally and not just letting him sound jealous and petty like i enjoy both #but clarificaiton sometimes you know. like sanji stop that its dehumanizing and disrespectful also i want you #why are they worried about money when they are in a casino. nami was great at playing cards wasnt she #franky and luffy bonding sumo time.... nami gets the title hell yeah lmao i have been saying she is the strongest #omg the children sellong flowers... dont tell me luffy is going to defeat capitalism in this movie. hell yeah #i was gonna say cant believe they let luffy bet but he does have good luck tho. the stomach ache lmao #sanji is so stupid akdjsksks the guy who likes pain also....don't let sanji think too much about it omg the golden dust.... #zoro is going to be executed sanji and luffy are unlucky and all of them are broke and in debt. damn. how are you broke as a pirate even #nami and carina ex situationship talking about trusting each other again looking at the sunset... exactly #that was such a nasty betrayal and nami trusting her again so easily and fast like damn. #also what is the cp0 koala and sabo doing there like damn. jesus even #also what is absalom doing there.... #and WHO let luffy infiltrate. FRANKY GOT IMPALED!! gold is really malleable and not resistant and strong like this is getting me out of it #sanji got a cleaning man fit instead of a cleaning lady fit so why is usopp wearing one ajdjaka.... i mean he is the crews babygirl.... #also second movie where zoro gets kidnapped. the peoples princess. #omg they are in the pipes. also why is there pipe for the entry of seawater in a boat. maybe i don't know enough about boats #franky getting luffy out of the fan.... cradled like baby jesus for an instant #omg they have been bamboozled BY CARINA?????? OMG AGAIN??? NAMI!!!! OH NVM!!! WHAT??? #luffy didnt know they were doing all this cause he would have fucked it up akshaua him being thrown half dead out of the tower ahsuakaia #this reminds me of super mario wii where bowser turns into a bigger bowser when you kill it. damn #also another good guy turned villain because of tragedy. two in a row #the kid with the metal pipe omg... sabo is coming #i heard hikken and the voice was so similar i wondered why ace was there.... for a millisecond he was there..... 😞 #the red hawk and everything..... should we all kill ourselves.... omg carina didnt betray her actually #tesoro dumb asf for taking nami look how he is going down after that lmao didnt expect gear fourth tho. damn #still thinking about how gold isnt that strong so this shouldn't be necessary but alas shonen be shonen. luffy saving namis gf too <3 #talking tag #watching one piece #watching one piece movies

[tenrose]

I'm currently reading the Fifth Season and I really love it so far. I would probably have finished it in two days if I didn't have a job. But it's also good taking time.

Anyway, I've heard reviews saying it could be challenging at first cause you're put into a world without knowing the timeline, but it didn't really bother that much. The prologue itself was enough to convince me to continue reading. As for the timeline, I have my theory. For various reasons I think the three characters are same one.

Also just last night I've read that fucked up moment and the interlude.

And the interlude is saying that we are missing something and I'm like "whaaaat?" since yesterday 😭

Pretty sure it has something to do with the floating obelisks because what even are those? So far I've no idea. But I'm starting to have the Well of Ascension feeling. You know, something that is right in front of my eyes and characters' eyes but it probably won't click until ten pages before a major disaster.

Anyway wish I could read faster but I'm kinda busy atm and at the same time it kinda gives me the opportunity to theorise so that's cool.

#but why working when i could be reading? 🥺 #what is that thing i am fucking missing #i bet im gonna be like #OH #I'm fucking dumb #also i don't have the two other books so since this weekend im busy celebrating #it will leave me with time to buy the next ones without having to wait #in case there's a cliffhanger #of course there's gonna be a cliffhanger #it's an american book #the fifth season #the broken earth trilogy