#it's a good url in the end

[wosemi-sama]

HEY CHAT. the silly (it was mammon. we all knew it was going to be mammon) won the poll so i am now legally obligated to write smth for our first man. hope u guys like it 🫶 also. i dont. have. yellow on mobile. so we have to. deal with it. and. use orange instead. #sad

mammon relationship hcs

OH THIS FUCKING GUY.

Loser.

Will do stupid shit to impress you.

"Hey, watch me carry this comically large box!"

"Mammon, I don't think that's a good idea."

"Don't be ridiculous! Look!" *dies*

You mention it's kind of cold? He will immediately take off his jacket and have you wear it. His brothers will not hear the end of it.

"Hey, guys! Guess who wore my jacket? That's right, it was-"

"Mammon, nobody cares."

After a lecture from Lucifer, Mammon will look for you in search of comfort (and cuddles)

He'll bury his face in your shoulder and complain while you rub circles on his back

He loves affection, but he gets embarrassed easily

Super clingy once he's comfortable in your relationship, but don't be fooled, he gets flustered all the time.

He's amazing at giving gifts. He knows exactly what you want without fail. Mammon just knows you best.

He's also surprisingly good at knowing where you are??? Like, Lucifer will ask him where you are and he'll respond with "I dunno, try the cat cafè." And you're there??? You didn't even tell him where you were going, he just guessed.

So annoying about you. He won't shut up about you, but he can't help himself!! He just loves you so much and everything about you is so perfect that the list would be over 30 pages long! Don't tell him I said that-

He may not be the Avatar of Envy, but he tends to get jealous easy.

You're hanging out with his brothers a little too much for his liking? That's it, you're legally obligated to spend the day with him now.

Physically cannot be more than 30 feet away from you or else he will implode.

So, so many movie marathons. At least once a week.

He tends to fall asleep easily though, so they usually never get finished.

Wakes you up in the middle of the night for the dumbest reasons and pokes you until he's sure you're awake.

"Hey. Hey hey hey hey hey hey-"

"...What..?"

"Ya hungry?"

He would never admit this, but he likes making you laugh. He just finds the way you scrunch up your face so adorable. And your laugh too. He loves your laugh. He could never get tired of it, even if he wanted to.

It is genuinely so difficult to get this guy to say "I love you" because he recharges his courage to actually say it every 6 weeks because he thinks it's SO embarrassing.

Just because he doesn't say it a lot doesn't mean he doesn't. Mammon just finds it difficult to say. So remember that he loves you, will you?

#ough this is straight ASS why djd i write this. #“bc mammon won the poll” yeah yeah ik.... #im not gonna main tag this. fuck you. /silly #ok time for tags and THEN i add this to my masterlist and THEN i add it to most recently written and THEN i remove it from wip. #i lowkey didnt know how to end this... #minorinrin layout. rosemi url. mammon hcs. im mr worldwide fr. #obey me x reader #obey me mammon #obey me mammon x reader #obey me mammon x you #youve got mail! wanna open it?💌 #obey me x you #why is tjis probably the worst thing ive ever written ITS LITERALLY MY FIRST OBM POST HGELP. #also good lord TJERES SK MANY TAGS??? HELP ME????

[girlboyburger]

wish i had a consistent character to show for this, but since i don't i just used icons :0]

blank template for those that want it under the cut

#different urls at the time of posting each of these too. from uglyramen to vhsanimal to girlboyburger #slowly my lines get thinner and thinner... #this was rlly cool to put together actually. i ended up digging up like #2016 and before art too #like 2015 is when i became a furry #its rlly evident that i used to just mimic the art styles of furry artists with styles i like #like straight up i found pieces tht i traced (didnt post) from like. okamiwolven and ashketchumsays (i think they go by luxebites now?) #waves my hand #its neat. idk. ive stumbled across pieces in the wild of young slash newer artists clearly referencing or tracing my art #i never thought id be the artist that ppl would learn through like that #im not encouraging creditless tracing btw. but. idk. its hard to articulate the kinds of feelings i get from seeing the cycle #of imitating/tracing to developing your own style but w my stuff #i think it makes me feel nice #its cool that some ppl find my art inspiration or aspirational in that way #this isnt like a weird humblebrag or anything btw its just cool #its also RLLY neat to see the things i was clearly trying to do come through stronger over the years #the lines on the coat of otto in the first icon was my attempt at including crosshatching esque texture #and now i do that For Real with cow's hair and more recently with shadowing #shrugs #ive rambled for too long now. hello tag reader. i hope u have a good night #my art #art style timeline

[front-facing-pokemon]

#THANK YOU to thegilettemindrazer or whatever your url is. you know who you are. bonus episode for you all #didn't expect to be doing one of THESE today but HERE WE ARE! this one is actually pretty good ffp wise #because of the big spike on their head and the dopey look they're giving the camera. it's cute and to be honest i thought the big hair spike #would end up looking better when ffp'd but since it's the same color as the rest of the guy it's a little hard to see #so it just ends up being mostly the silly look you can see. manectric was a WHILE ago i'm surprised it took everyone this long to notice #my own fault for forgetting them‚ though. here they are #mega manectric

[martynsimp69]

every time i see someone spell martyn’s name wrong i get worse

#if you’re writing fic for this fandom and you spell it martin i’m immediately judging you lol #sorry to be a hater but it’s not like its obscure knowledge and if you can’t do enough basic copy editing to make sure ur spelling— #—a guys NAME right im not gonna trust your work to be like. good #at the end of the day it doesn’t matter that much but like. looks at my url. y’know

[snixx]

SOUPERACHE. IM KISSING U ON THE MOUTH

😽I TRIED TO CHANGE MY URL WHEN SUPERACHE CAME OUT AND IT WAS TAKEN I WAS LITERALLY JUST FUCKING AROUND AND RANDOMLY DISCOVERED IT WAS FREE SHDHFHDHDHD

#FINALLY A GOOD CONAN URL THE WAR HAS ENDED #summer child 🍃 #souperache

[jojotichakorn]

me, all the time, for no reason whatsoever:

time to rewatch [Eng Sub] เพื่อนายแค่หนึ่งเดียว Never Let Me Go | EP.12 [4/4] | ตอนจบ !!

#honestly whenever my most rewatched moment from a series is from the finale #that's the biggest green flag #because i've seen so many series that are good throughout but suck at the end #nlmg is not like that nlmg did everything i could ever hope for #of course i mean look at my url #archer speaks

[cube-cumb3r]

im gonna be completely honest man all this donna noble posting is getting to me. ive watched maybe max 3 episodes of doctor who 6 years ago but youre convincing me a little bit to watch more. youve made me insane about these two characters i know very little about outside of what you put on my dash. what are you doing to me

This is the highest honor anyone could've ever bestowed upon me,Laying down on the floor i've reached self-actualization god put me on this earth to make other people on tumblr unwell about donna noble and i've succeeded at long last. go watch 2006 christmas special runaway bride now

#and then all of series 4 of doctor who #actually you dont have to do this. do whatecer. ill be here rotating my guy on this blog 24/7 feel free to observe #and you dont have to watch ALL of series 4 but you do have to watch partners in crime(<-non negotiable) And fires of pompeii And turn left #(and midnight also. donna isnt in this one at all its just the best episode of all time ever) #silence in the library/forest of the dead is also like really fucking good not essential but recommended #and then stolen earth/journeys end is the finale of series 4 and donnas exit i wouldnt actually deem this essential #unless you plan on watching more past series 4 and/or also want to watch the 60th specials. #well its like obviously an essential part of her character journey and the story overall but its also So packed with So Much Other Stuff #like it brings back lots of other characters from prior seasons and wrap up their journeys as well and if youre not invested in those #you just might be confused as to whats going on. its still fun tho but i suspect you get maximum enjoyment out of it if youve watched s2-s3 #or at least some of it #ask #swagyaoi #holy shit incredible url who did you kill for this

[rosicheeks]

🫶

#I’m getting hit with a massive wave of nostalgia now #I remember staying up ALL NIGHT working on changing my theme #I used to play in the html and add things #I looooved adding falling snow during the winter #I remember when having a music player at the top or somewhere on your blog was super popular #but ended up being incredibly annoying #cause half of the people put it on autoplay so when you entered someone’s blog you would get blown away by music #I remember having a whole different page for an about me #I wonder if I still have that up on mine #broooo I haven’t looked at my blog page on a laptop or anything in fucking AGES #I’m embarrassed to think what it might look like but whatever #most of us are using mobile anyway #or at least in my mind we are hahaha #so when I first started a blog I think I was in middle school??? like 12 or 13 hahahaha good times #my first url was SO CRINGE and I’m not going to say it cause I’m 😬😬😬😬😬 when I think about it #and then I slowly got more of a following and started doing smoke videos #I miss that community too :( #making smoke videos and tagging a bunch of stoner mutuals to ‘pass the bong/joint’ #and then they would make a video and tag me #awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhh #I haven’t logged into that tumblr in AGES omg #but then I decided to post content and I didn’t want to post it on my original blog in case it got flagged or anything #so I made this blog #and here we are 🥰 #but man I have SO many memories from my last blog #i made a friend in Belgium and we sent presents back and forth #I think only once but maybe twice #I still have the bracelet she sent me #can’t believe I’ve been on tumblr for most of my life lmao #but I’ve met SO many amazing people that I would have never have met

[mothram]

#diana's music diary #good afternoon I'm very tired... #yesterday was okay enough.. maybe even good? Lancer was fun! Ophelia messed up really bad and now the crew is in danger!! yay!! #didn't do all that much else really... I was so exhausted and idk why... I've been so so tired lately... more than my usual eepiness... #I don't know what the exact reason is too it's like... I'm sure I got enough sleep... I had a headache and stuff too so maybe that? #well whatever... I still haven't decided on changing urls yet... today I woke up after like 3 or 4 hours of sleep so my brain is melting #spent an hour looking for a part for my coffee grinder cause I needed it for something (something that isn't coffee) #I couldn't find it so I ended up using a knife to cheat it into working... which worked well but was a little bit more messy n.n;; #I found a couple of nice things when I was looking at least! #a rarity plush an ex gave me and the jacket Sheila gave me years ago... I should clean them up they got a bit dusty from my last move... #anyway later I'm going to try to have some fun... will maybe hang out with friends or just vc with my partner... idk... #the thing I had to get up now for should be done by later at least 😊 let's keep making today good and fun even while eepy n_n;

[cat-alvarez]

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#I'm thinking of changing my url #like for good #into something less fandom-y #and more me-y #I'd like smth with my name in it tbh #it's the end of an era my friends

[duskerot]

hi DUSK!

MY GOD!!! WILBUR !!!!! hello 💥

#txt #asks #hiii hi hi hi #GOOD TO SEE YOU ! #did you know . oh i Juat remembered this because of your profile pic #that song From your old url that you told me about ended up at like Number 98 orsomething on my youtube music recap LOL #bc it Fascinated me . i listneed to it a few times and then fixated on the same like 3 albums so hard it made the lost #list #BUt i saw that and i was like Oh ! wilbur song #anyway. Hi

[barryhbo]

oh wow.

#far more comedic than i thought it was going to be #felt like it should've been two episodes - the first half with hank and fuches and then move on to sally gene and barry #loved each individual ending. just wish it was better paced #bill hader is so good. ending with the film barry was GENIUS #this has been one of the best directed shows ever. i'm beyond excited to see what he does next #anyway new url im bereaved #barry hbo

[post3l]

hi *bites your hand*

#HI IM SETTO/ASH i just changed my url. AGAIN #no selfcontrol my baaaaad #its such an obscure reference. only because nobody has ever played postal 3 and gotten the good ending #wordswordswords

[emilylprentiss]

i know i screamed about getting an emily prentiss url for months before i changed my url but.......i really want to change to my nadja url even tho we aren't getting the new season of wwdits until next summer (ish?)......should i...........should..........i..........................

#honestly im surprised i got the nadja url #its not Great but its Good y'know? idk #anyway....maybe ill change it for the new year and keep it until wwdits ends next year??? since its the last season... 😭 #why is changing urls so stressful why am i like this #shut up airi

[beeprich]

a tumblr blog should be something so undeleteable.

#I don’t care if ur embarrassed … I need access to everything I’ve ever seen on this website forever #so many good artists and writers with -deactivated294849339 at the end of the urls #like it actually shatters me every time I go to blog dive and the blog is GONE.

[apollos-boyfriend]

12

12. double - MILGRAM

[send me a number 1-100 and I’ll tell you the song it corresponds with on my top 100 playlist]

#muse talk #tang0w0tek #ask game #and THERES the milgram 💀 #and it's double at so high too.... despite literally JUST having been released........ #no one let rosie see this she'll never let me hear the end of it #also. side note. obsessed with ur url. good shit