Knuckles Wachowski, not used to having to answer to adult authority, has a tendency to disappear and not say where he's going. He doesn't do it to be a bad boy he's just... unintentionally a bad boy. And asking where he's been afterward doesn't really help because it goes something like this:
"So where'd you go?"
"I visited a forest with most impressive trees! I saw a large bird."
"How far away are these impressive trees?"
"Hmm. Not far, I think."
Finally Maddie lends him her fitness tracker with strict orders that he not take it off. She gets up the next morning to see her phone flooded with generic app notifications: Congrats on running 1 mile! Congrats on running 50 miles! Congrats on running 100 miles! Its not even 7am! This is how she finds out he does 'perimeter patrols' multiple times a night.
A week later he cheerfully relays that he visited the impressive trees again. She checks the app. The Redwoods. He's talking about the California Redwoods. A thousand miles away. 'Not far' her ass! Now she's kind of worried where Sonic goes when he reports he's 'going for a run'.
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FINALLY
HEATED DRAMA BETWEEN WOMEN
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i just wanted to color something real bad so i ended up finishing this doodle ive been thinking about for like years now
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im going to be a little dick and make a cosplay for kakashi and wear it around without knowing anything about naruto because its too hard for me to watch
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how did the person making this dumbass quiz find one of my tumblr posts about shilo
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so tempted to give one of the ichigos in ichiverse a gun bc it would be funny
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My favorite running joke between my friends and I is that if they send me a picture of a "bad" spoon (A really uncomfortable looking spoon) I WILL curse it out and it's creator and their entire family for several minutes
This is the bit, This is peak comedy to us
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Jesse we need to help saul goodwoman get her estrogen
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I haven't but I'm just patiently waiting until the opportunity presents itself
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should i just straight up say im a system on main
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i know yall follow me for silt verses and critical role and dnd stuff but i was an avalon web of magic kid and i will put that on your dash
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