#its... its the KNOCK

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

but how did the walrus knock

#did it just slap slap slap the door? #i like to imagine it tapped lightly with the tip of its tusk... #i don't think the fairy COULD knock actually #i think the fairy is the size of a hummingbird and had to ring the bell by bopping into it midflight

[currentlyonstandbi]

i dont care what kind of lore they're coming up with for that zepotha film or whatever the fuck over on tiktok, nothing will ever come close to the fact goncharov was spawned entirely from a label on a boot

#like its so artificially manufactured its intolerable #you're missing the whole point of the bit #it wasn't just that a movie got made up it was the fact we all spontaneously entered into a collective fever dream #based entirely on the label for a fake film on the tongue of knock off boots !!!!!!!! #goncharov #zepotha

[stoopidstapler]

SO IVE BEEN GOIN INSANE SINCE THIS TRAILER DROPPED. JUST. SIMON. SIMON. SIMON.

#simon petrikov #fionna and cake #adventure time #goin insane over him #thers no words to describe how im feelin #i wish i could draw somehtin better but i am goin INSANE #FINALLY. AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. we are being FED. #ALSO?? HOW THEY SHOWED HIM EXACTLY WHEN THE LYRICS GO ''WHATS WRONG WITH ME'. LIKE HELLO??????? #ive seen so many good theories PLEASE GOD WRITE FICS I AM BEGGIN I LL DRAW U FANART BLS HEL P #IDK WOT IM GONNA DO FOR A WHOLE MONTH #SOMEONE KNOCK ME OUT TIL THE 31ST. HIBERNATE ME. HELP. #also i need to put it out there the first thing i thought when i saw this trailer was simon is tryina rewrite fionna and cake #which is why their world keeps changin so much? idk idk #ive seen so many different ideas and they are all so good please help #ALSO GOD. THIS MAN IS JUST GOIN THRU IT. AND ITS ONLY BEEN A QUICK TRAILER. #im sorry for so many tags idk where to put these help #maybe i should make an actual blog for like. whatever. n reblogs. help.

[t4transsexual]

trans people i cannot stress the importance of trans community. you dont even have to be exclusively t4t. just like, yall dont understand how important having a trans friend or a couple around that you can talk to and get advice from and just KNOW thay you wre understood is, bonus points if theyre at/around the same point in their transition as you are

#dont knock trans community its very nice actually #trans #t4t #transmasc #t4t love #trans man #transgender #transfem #trans women #trans woman #trans community

[wolfythewitch]

My Watching Over Kids Hot Take a lot of kids just want someone to talk to them calmly without telling them what to feel. Or maybe they just want to talk and have someone listen

A kid at church today was sulking under a table blocked off by chairs that he couldn't get to play with this Optimus prime toy they had in a cabinet and when I asked him if he was willing to wait for it after the service or if maybe he had some toys at home he said he didn't and church was the only place he could play with one, and Optimus prime is his favorite character ever. I told him we couldn't let him play with it now, but if he was willing to wait until later when there were fewer kids he could take it for a spin. He was still sitting under the table but he wasn't frowning anymore. He told me about dinosaurs. His favorite is the allosaurus. He came out from under the table for a second just to mimic its roar. I said yooo that's sick my favorite is the pterodactyl. I mimed a screech (my dinosaur knowledge is very limited, alas). He crawled out from under the table and started clawing at the air, doing his best impression of a dinosaur. It was very cute. I think he likes dinosaurs almost as much as he likes Optimus prime. Then he ran off to play with the other kids

#i knoe this kid hes obsessed with optimus prime #another kid was really into spiderman #and wouldnt listen to anyone #and then i called him peter parker and told him to pick up the chairs he knocked over #and he did! #its so interesting #he's a good kid he's just got a lot of energy in that tiny body #and if the kid doesnt want to talk and just wants to sulk i mean let them #i usually just sit and keep them company #theyll be fine they just need a break

[airborneice]

i think we all know who the REAL star of season 3 is

i'm making a vague attempt to pace out this season by doing a drawing after each episode, so anyway here's my new fave character

#rip to my friend and brother who had to hear me start screaming with delight 5 minutes in when this guy showed up #THEY BROUGHT BACK MY BOY #I MEAN ITS A DIFFERENT ONE AND ITS A GIRL BUT ITS STILL THE DIRT GUYS. THANK YOU #whoever on the creative team made this decision i owe you my life #these guys are animated in the most delightful way and i love them #hilda spoilers #hilda season 3 #hilda season 3 spoilers #season 3 spoilers #hilda s3 spoilers #is that enough spoilers tags #yeah this is my fanart for episode 1. did something happen in that ep i was too busy looking at the creature of all time #jk i loved the episode so much. everyone better be so grateful that i chose not to draw the thing instead for this post i love himb #s3 is knocking it out of the park with funky little guys #hilda the series #hilda netflix #stray sod #hilda loam #art tag

[8-bitbasil]

adventuretober day 2: music

#my art #adventure time #adventure time fanart #adventuretober #this is 5 days behind i did the sketch on the 2nd and then got knocked out bc of school and work waaa ;_; #gumlee #marshall lee #prince gumball #gary prince #do u knooooowww all i want is uuu anything u doo is alright yesss its alright do u knoooo (high school falsettos phase) #fionna and cake #cartoon network #id in alt text

[whirlandco]

here’s how knockout-in-disguise can still win

#maccadam #transformers #transformers earthspark #tf earthspark #tfe #tf knockout #tf knock out #tf tarantulas #earthspark spoilers #FOR THE RECORD this is based on the half-jokey theory ive seen that Mr Smelt is KO in disguise #literally only bc 1) he's dramatic and gay and 2) they have the same voice actor #sorry for the image quality i forgot to change the canvas size #whirls.png #if idw can take knockout's tfp design and just make a few tweaks and call it a day then so can i #reference is from legally blonde btw in case you have not seen that #just realized its been literally two years since i posted art here? woops

[b1mbodoll]

wolf hybrid! jake gettin’ needy and possessive when the two of you get home from spending time with panther hybrid! jay :( you’re barely inside before he stuffs his face in the crook of your neck, licking and sucking at the soft skin until jay’s lingering scent drives him nuts, ugly jealousy rearing its head causing him to paw at your tits and press deep bites along the expanse of your throat, running his tongue over the wounds and moaning when the metallic taste of blood fills his mouth.

he’s so impatient, forcing you to present for him right there in your living room, the hardwood floor uncomfortable beneath you but you know better than to misbehave when he gets like this and your cunt’s aching to be filled.

jake wastes no time mounting you, sliding his girthy cock between your wet folds and a drawn out whine is all he can manage, mind foggy as he humps you.

he doesn’t let himself cum though, not until the desire to breed you takes over and he’s clumsily slipping his cock deep inside your needy pussy, giving you no time to get used to his size, fucking into you and grunting out apologies because he knows it’s too much for you.

jake cums first, shallowly rocking his hips as his knot inflates and keeps him buried in your hole, the tip of his cock piercing your cervix and allowing for his thick seed to flood your womb. you nearly lose consciousness, tongue lolling out and your eyes fluttering as your own orgasm washes over you, walls squeezing his length and taking everything he has to offer.

#♡.the honeypot #wolfie jake need u to knock me up pls #if thjs is bad its bcuz m sleepy n had to grt this out of my head bcus i <3 hybrids #enhypen #jake sim #sim jaeyun #enhypen x reader #enhypen smut #jake sim x reader #jake sim smut #sim jaeyun x reader #sim jaeyun smut #💌.hybrids #💌.biting #💌.blood #💌.knotting #💌.creampies #💌.cervix fucking #💌.size kink

[kugisakiss]

weird little girl rights

#dcmk #detective conan #yoshida ayumi #i actually did see a little girl pick up a dead pigeon by pinching it by its tail feathers in clear disgust to show her mother #so this is dedicated to her- your mother may not have appreciated it but i admired the moxy #kaito's dove flew into a window and knocked itself out so conan was looking after it again ^^ #my art

[howcouldtheyletmebeanadult]

Day 52: I can't believe it's been a year already...

Btw i got the texture and references from here

#ngl im not a fan of the third one #weirdly enough because he looks too similar. the eyes look to much like modern's #the second one is my favorite tho #sonic the hedgehog #sonic wachowski #sonic movie #movie sonic #sth #sth fanart #sonic fanart #tmosth #the murder of sonic the hedgehog #mine #knock knock its knuckles

[s0fter-sin]

my favourite soapghost trope is soap accidentally seeing ghost without his mask and instantly covering his eyes so he doesn’t see anything

#he bursts into his room without knocking? #they get abducted and they force his mask off? #ghost intentionally taking it off and he does it out of reflex? #good shit its all good shit #i love a good the world comes to a halt and he cant stop staring moment #but that bone deep instintual need to uphold ghosts boundries? #fuck it hits different #soap will poke and tease but the Second ghost sets a boundry hes enforcing it with his damn life #coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt #we’re a team. ghost team #soapghost #ghostsoap #ghoap #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #soap cod #ghost cod #save post

[volivolition]

positive reinforcement

HELLO PLEASE PLEASE VOTE FOR VOLITION IN @skills-bracket-2!! 7 HOURS LEFT!! WE CAN STILL DO THIS!!!

#disco elysium #kim kitsuragi #harry du bois #harrier du bois #harrykim #kimharry #disco elysium skills #disco elysium fanart #de volition #de interfacing #de electrochemistry #volition #interfacing #electrochemistry #voliart #okay this is my last propaganda for volition before the poll's done. did what i could. sorry if it was annoying. im. so tired hkjgh :') #hey look its my design for interfacing! you're not even seeing the important parts lmao mans got the wall-e drip. cool robot :3 #i'll be a little disappointed if voli loses but its okay. that just means he gets consolation kisses too. its okay... #my faves get knocked down to emmy and shiv... alas... but its not over til its over and we STILL GOT 7 HOURS SO VOLITIONSWEEP LETS GOOOOOOO

[skeletoninthemelonland]

woman

#what if u were chilling at home during a rainy day and u hear someone knock on the door #u put ur tea cup aside to answer it and. #it's literally your husband's old rabbit costume #standing at the front door of your house. soaking wet. #your husband. who disappeared 10 years ago #his costume. standing by itself. #now in front of you #suddenly. it moves #ur first reaction: slam the door shut on its face #'what was in that tea' #my art #starbstalks

[ghcstao3]

obviously there’s no way of telling when soap is standing far across from ghost when he pulls off his mask in las almas, when the lighting is dim and shadows fall over simon’s face.

but it’s all too easy to tell when soap finally gets his chance up close, when ghost finally decides to fully trust soap with such a vulnerability as taking off his mask.

it takes a moment for soap to notice the little divots of scarring, but when he does—

“you had your eyebrow pierced?”

ghost blinks, obviously caught off guard. “maybe.”

“and—“ soap squints. “—your nose? and on your lip, is that—“

“i’m going to put the mask back on.” ghost begins to not-so subtly lean away.

“no, wait, simon, i just—“

he moves too fast for soap to stop him, and no matter how much soap pouts afterwards, ghost doesn’t so much as budge.

so much for earning that trust.

#ghost moves to put his mask on like a cat staring at its owner right before it knocks something off a shelf #just wait until soap finds out about the Others(tm) #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #soapghost #ghostsoap #ghost x soap #ghoap

[buggachat]

anyone want to hear a fun fact. ok. here i go

girls noticeably shorter than marinette: sabrina, alix, mylene, rose

girls basically the same height as marinette: chloe, alya, kagami, lila, zoe

outlier: juleka. who is noticeably very tall compared to all other girls her age (and also, i think, older?)

basically, if you split the female characters of the show into "shorter", "taller", and "juleka", marinette is one of the taller girls her age

#this isn't to knock any headcanons btw. i just think people legitimately don't realize this? #TO BE FAIR. the ''taller'' group in this example is almost certainly meant to be the ''average height'' group #and there just aren't many ''tall'' girls in their class #but still. marinette is actually not noticeably short for her age in canon #sometimes i just think its funny when people rag on marinette for being short but like. alya is like a half inch taller than her at best #if marinette is short then EVERYONE is short #in canon anyways