chode jeans (noun)
/tʃəʊd: ˈdʒinz/
Jeans for a chode. A size 54 waist, 10-inch legs, fucking junk.
"Like when I turned 45, and I said, "No gag gifts," and Julie gave me chode jeans and I almost killed myself."
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I found a guy who looks just like Dave who can take huge dumps, so people would think Dave was taking huge dumps.
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With all due respect, it worked 150 times.
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I am serious, ma'am! I'm serious as a heart attack! I didn't do this!
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