#java sucks

[ricopop]

You can still see spognebob 😭 @cephalonheadquarters @superbellsubways

#im. so sorry #THIS ACTUALLY SUCKS IM CRYING #I USED MS PAINT COLORS BTW #also front facing chaz jesus Christ #java #java the dragon #chaz #bob #microsoft bob #ms bob #virtual assistants #finder #rico art #Chaz bob and java r close friends out of work btw

[emptylotfiasco]

also you cant zoom out because it will break everything

#the breaking is probably because i originally tried to use percentages for everything but then that sucked so i used pixel lengths for the #rest. the buttons are actual buttons they just dont work cause theres nothing there and honestly i dont even want to think about it #lets hold hands and just ignore java script for a second okay? just stay in this moment with me. your eyes are so beautiful #ALSO i couldnt find a font to match any of the game fonts and it literally drove me CRAZY its still driving me crazy #its like kind of fucking long>???? and monospaced and THERES NOTHING LIKE THAT IM OGING CTAZY!!! AAHHGH #i guess this was fun or something. .......................................................................... or somerthing #anywaye #yakuza #rgg #ryu ga gotoku #kiryu kazuma

[ntrlily]

Advice for making stuff work well in Debian?

Hmm, most of the troubleshooting I do is weird architecture issues that won't impact anyone running Debian for x64 but off the top of my head

If you know exactly what package you want, command line package manager use is just fine, but GUI frontends are pretty nice for searching through things if you want to actually read some details on what you're installing. Yeah you can just use debian's web-based apt stuff but it's not convenient to do that. Using a frontend is convenient.

This is non-debian-specific advice but most of the time if I need to do something more complex than like, crop an image or maybe put a color filter on it, I just use photopea because it being online means it works on just about anything. It's not quite as advanced as Photoshop but most of the capabilities it lacks are rather small and niche, as opposed to like "You can't do outlined text" (thanks GIMP) (Also you can run whatever image editor in wine if you want and if you have a better computer than I currently do (rip to my good one) it's worth giving a go. Sometimes you need to do some config but lovely linux users on the internet will often give you the exact settings you need to get the program working :))

MComix is a good CBZ viewer

If you install imagemagick, it may change or mess up your settings for default image viewer. imagemagick is a divine and beautiful program but its image viewer totally sucks so change it back if it does this.

This is mostly fairly specific huh.... Most of the time my computer Just Works for me. I can do troubleshooting for a great many issues but generalized advice is a little harder X'D

#sometimes java devs cause me problems though #i thought python devs were bad but at least they have compatibility ironed out they just suck at writing readmes #java devs are like 'please sequester my .jar that requires antiquated dependencies from anything new or it will break' okay why though #why is java dev like that #um but that's not exactly a linux problem and i don't know how to fix java development i only use like c family and asm

[frankenbridez]

looking through ca.meo is so humbling

#leo.n kenn.edy and arth.ur morga.n....for 5 hundred dollars... wish me a happy birthday. #java mocha ................. tell me i didn't suck at softball. #etc etc #NAWT MY BDAY BTW #franken.txt

[charlottan]

#bookposting #in a book mood now #which sucks because i still have one java thing left

[shijuruiburning]

I miss my dead wife (oat milk Java monster)

#whyyyyy did they discontinue you #java monsters rules except the salted caramel flavour eugh that one kinda sucks sorry #shut up ripley

[naurasweetarudesu]

Something that I did with that Skarloey lineart

Dino mean day in javanese language. Ajur is from the word "Ancur" which mean ruined/destroyed. So Dino Ajur mean (MY) DAY IS RUINED.

Which what I'm feeling this past few day 🙃🙃🙃

#ttte skarloey #Dino ajur #We should name this series: Naura Tried to Draw Train and Failed Like a Fucking Loser #Kinda funny since not every indonesian speak javanese #Even the java people itself can't really speak it either nowaday #So someone thought that Dino in there is referring to Dinosaurs #Then they be like: What is ajur? Why do the dino ajur-ed? #And for me that's hilarious because i myself suck at speak javanese too- #It's kinda intended that i tried to make skarloey's face looks like fumo plush 🙂 #SweetaruArtwork

[infectiouspiss]

when i open m inventory my mouse is in the centre of the screen, therefore that should be the inventory slot highlighted. i keep throwing my helmet on the ground because bedrock just cannot handle mouse and keyboard at all

#bishop.txt #my wrists are starting to hurt from draining this monument #which sucks bcs i know i could make a good guardian farm without draining it on java #but bedrock is just a mess #at least im learning lots #for example why you shouldnt port mobile games to pc #and where mojang has fallen short in giving bedrock players the full minecraft experience #none of this comes close to my hatred for minecoins though #fucking microtransactions #PAYING FOR MAPS AND TEXTURE PACKS #its fucking evil

[amara-laz]

crying bc java is objectively better for this project i'm working on but i like python better </3

#for context i've been running a lil like. arg-adjacent game for some friends #and i wrote a lil program using python for one part #and my friends couldn't download it bc the way i compiled it registered as a false positive in their malware detector things #and i was so sad #so i'm switching to java </3 #(it's also bc i can do more in java but let me be dramatic pls) #java and python are like my chinese and english #i learned java first but i like python better #but in all honesty i suck at both lol

[artist-regardless]

Undeclared method: substring(int,int)

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKOU FUCK YOU FCUIJK YOUUIO ATTACKING YOU WITH WIZARD BEAM ATTACK

#i will say this until the day i die java fucking sucks so bad #and i resent whoever decided java would be the standard for ap cs

[neverendingford]

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#tag talk #I feel good cause a new friend at work said something about how my boyfriend hasn't talked much to him since meeting me #And I was like uh oh I do not want to be that bitch #and I know he's been trying to organize some kind of game might and I was like rip you can't get him to play stardew valley with you #and I don't like stardew valley so I was like hey what about minecraft? because if I get them playing together on a realm then It's fixed #so anyway now I might have a new server and friend group to play with and hopefully I'll be less in the way of the preexisting friend group #because I'm really conscious of when I'm the reason stuff goes poorly so I don't wanna be a reason friends don't hang out anymore. #cause that shit sucks. jealous girlfriend type can go die I ain't about hogging people I don't feel good about it. #I just want everyone to get along and be friends #I'm putting in the work to learn bedrock mechanics. that's how committed I am to this. I hate variations on an established base. #it's the autistic in me for sure. I loathe multiple versions of songs. there can only be one true version. one right answer. all else is bad #so the slight discrepancies between bedrock and Java drive me absolutely nuts bonkers up the wall #I read a really good twilight fanfic and it rewired my brain and now I'm forever mixing up which is cannon and which is fanfic #because my brain immediately booted the version I preferred less and installed the new fanfic version as the correct right version #anyway. I'm hunting tutorials that actually explain the mechanics and taking notes so I know how to adjust the designs for aesthetics #because you need the minimum mechanical base to work before you can ad lib a building style and design onto the structural framework #I figured out the iron farm mechanics so tomorrow I think I'm gonna work on gold farm stuff. and redstone I just want to learn myself

[xenokiryu]

Honestly comparing Dante's Peak to Twister is grossly unfair, but Dante's Peak was def handled better in terms of direction and like- it feels a little more grounded.

Obviously I love both films, but yeah parts of this one was really handled better than Twister was.

#Trezzie's rambles #That and Twister doesn't give me the 'Coffee Time! Coffee Coffee Cappuccino! Java!' line #it only gives me Van Halen and 'the big suck'

[keeps-ache]

heghhehheghe i've had a soda

#just me hi #llsllslsldjjsjfvhsbdcsjdhvbfskalkdjfsadfkvadjkvsabfv #ehehehehehgh #i'm waiting for the weight of the world to calm me but so far i've smacked my thumb (just my thumb. ???) against a box and Ow #oooooouooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo #it's not even productive excitement i just gotta. bite something i think hfbshdbcd #WOW #oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo #does anybody else make a like. T-t-ts-t-t-ts-t noise when they get excited because Whheee #how much caffeine is in doctore perrder. i must know #66 mg... nnniceee #did you know there's about 194 mg of caffiene in a triple sot of expresso?? i just learned that #i can also remember my mom's entire starbucks order. which makes sense but we're wasting memory space on this hfbshd #a venti java chip frappeccino with 3 shots of expresso on the side #it HAD to be on the side because something something they never got he shots right lmao #she stopped going ot starbuchs like years ago though because well. it sucked in like 5 different way lol #and also we had to tease her into not going so :) now she makes coffee at home #like we had a win but why am i suffering now hdbsd!! coffe smells like skunk stink. so bad so sad man hsfhs #okkeyy.... i'm slinkying away now.. oOoOoOoOoOO!!! :0 :D

[stxalq]

you can always tell when a Java developer was put into a position to write front end code:

every function is called a "method"

classes, everything is a class

no you can't call that function method, you need to instantiate this class first

xml configs

incomprehensible uses of this, that, self, and clazz

deep inheritance trees—buckle up, you're going to traverse a dozen different implementations of the same abstract function method class jammed into wildly different contexts

looping, recursive, reflecting factory patterns that break the fourth wall and adjust run-time symbols on the engine thread its running on

#java #javascript #programming #cursed #please stop assigning front end application code to java devs #javascript is not java #typescript is not c-sharp #tumblr markdown sucks #you could at least implement strikethroughs and backticks

[fryknave]

does anyone kno any actually good tasting energy drinks

#the only one i like is mocha java monster lol... #but my corner store doesnt carry it and finals. are sucking the life out of me

[austinwehaveaproblem]

was the buy bedrock get java too and vice versa like. an actual thing. or am i trying to do something that doesn't exist

#the email that i have bedrock on is a gmail account and i can't really get java with a gmail account because. y'know. microsoft #and it'sssss not working and i bought java years ago but i don't remember the email and you can't sign in with just a username anymore and #ugh #it's very overwhelming and sorta just sucks ass #austin's problems